Lead Farmer

[MrElloco1979]

I use to be a lead farmer but then i took cocanium

[TheWaffleman54]

Gets me every time

[KerrDogga]

i dont read the script, script reads me

[Scars6]

he looks like Raiden (with rifles)

[Owenmuncher]

IM A LEAD FARMER MUTHA FUCKA lol

[HotDamn70]

I didnt know downey jr. could act like black so well until i saw the movie

[kingwilliam14]

press 4 over and over

[HonkIfYouLoveAmerica]

I love how fucking big his eyes get at 0:03

[Everyman1337]

RDJ: The only white man to play a black man playing an Asian man.

[Martinger2775]

I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude posing as a lead farmer MOTHERFUCKER!

[wnkw88]

OMG! 7seconds of entertainment with over 100000 views

[MrNoookie]

lol  I'm a land farmer

[underbightdog23]

this is my xbox live bio

[sephyowns]

IMA LEAD FAHMA MUTHA FUCKA

[ghostintheshell21]

it's raiden

[crazym16dude24]

Ima lead farmuh, muthuh fuckuh!

[NinjaStyle167]

0:01 fuckin' Black Ops!!!! XD

[ButterPopcorn13]

What would Chuck Norris say??

"Im a lead farmer mother fucker"

[yogort23]

lol "I'M A LEAD FAMER MUTHAFUCKA!!!"

[Rieksfier]

Great clip, poor video. Techno always = lose.

[Abbi3589281]

RDJ is just too fucking awesome!

[kironkabir]

@Abbi3589281 As is RWJ :)

[Abbi3589281]

@kironkabir If I know who you're talking about, I disagree. Sorrryyyy :D

[kironkabir]

@Abbi3589281 Wow...really? you don't like ray william johnson??

[Abbi3589281]

@kironkabir I don't know why but I just don't :/

[nltniko]

it is so awesome when he draws those guns and says: im a lead farmer motherfucker

[XXlegitpandaXX]

one of the best movie quotes i've ever heard

[SparkRockerFire]

I fucking love this movie.

[dabba027]

Thats my gamertag leadfarmer z

[Commando61]

Can't . . . Stop . . . Watching!

[23riccy23]

Want some. GET SOME

[Zabasaz]

Rated your video down because you asked for a rating for a video you didn't even make.

[54sean]

best one linner ever!!!!

[Jr7384]

Hey AssHole, This Muthafucka`s Dead Aint No Chris angel Mind freak David Blaine Trap Door Horseshit Jumpin Of Here LOL

[RomZomCom]

Chillness and calmness! But hold your cock...

[NovaproductionsX3]

IMMA LEAD FARMER MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! O.O

is it me or does his eyes look possessed? XD

[charliedc4]

'IT TAKES A LOT OF TRYING JUST TO GET UP THAT HILL...NOW WE WAY UP IN THE BIG LEAD!'

[19485nova]

best line of the movie

[TheJamal1996]

"I loouuuurvee the pussy" LOLOLOLOL. :)

[saradominswordrule]

im just like a little boy playin with his dick when hes nervous

[jriso12]

hope yall like hambuger meat because thats what im bringing back and serving up in thi werly bird now cover me you limp dick fuck ups

[Bluehawk2008]

A white guy disguised as a black guy disguised as an Asian.

[MistoxDialore]

@Bluehawk2008

I'm a dude who's playin a dude who's playin another dude.

[MurdocLC]

@MistoxDialore He dosent say no damn "who's" man! That shit aint tight!

[MindFreak678]

@MistoxDialore no it's "I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude."

[nltniko]

@Bluehawk2008 confusing but true

[carazide]

@Bluehawk2008 He knows who he is! Hes a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!

[Rocker56Anitta]

IMMA LEAD FARMA MOTHA FUCKA!!! haha fave. line outta any movie! Love RDJ!!!

[crackcrost]

That guy has a hit man level on two AK47s.

I didn't see that in GTA San Andreas.

[dainsboy33]

i LOVE THAT PART OF THE MOVIE

[MurdocLC]

U cut to early and too soon... I want the whole last bit of this scene.

[TrappedunderIcE7]

ima say that in iraq :D

[jcrossby17]

what song is that

[havok1337357]

@jcrossby17 Eminem - Mocking Bird

[movsisyan14]

wtf

[Zettimation]

IT'S SCORPION FROM MORTAL KOMBAT

[solanut]

@Zettimation that is a NECK! do you know who scorpian looks like its raiden dude if i ever meet you i will NUCLEAR NECK YOU!

[kaecee15]

im a lead farmer mother fucker! hahah priceless!!!

[TartanArmyDcfc]

heres my motherfucking farm!

[BoomerSooner124]

my brother told me he said somthin like this in iraq when he was shootin the 50 cal haha

[sejko]

That last part fucks up the video...

[WWEYankee]

He says I'm a land farmer not lead farmer

[Rokharr]

@WWEYankee

FUCK MAN

HES A LEAD FARMER

[josher2021]

@WWEYankee he says lead farmer jackass as in bullets they are made of lead

[SazzaStarscreen]

@WWEYankee i think you will find its lead.

[Journalisticdynamite]

It's hard to believe that is Robert Downey.

[Thrabit]

hAHAHAHAHA

[MrsDeppMcGregorBloom]

"I'm the Dude, playing the Dude, disguised as another Dude!"

[iceflameproductionz]

im gonna prank call sum1 and say this!

[flyingfidoddles]

Get crunk! YEEAAA!

[mikethenascarfan]

lol- best part of the movie

[ncfcfun]

HITS YOUR DAD

who the hell do you think you are????

IM A LEAD FARM MUTHA FUCKER XD

[AnimeLoverOfMusic]

can i get this as a mobile-phone message-signal? that would be awesome!!

Im a lead farmer motherfucker! -sorry thats just my phone! XD XD XD

[xperfectmessxx]

@AnimeLoverOfMusic agreed that would be awsome

[seunketchup88]

That's what I said to this girl one time thinking I was cool playing off a bad situation. I was all "I"m A LEAD farmer MUTHAFUCKAA" She was all "yea whatever excuse you got, you still didn't get it up."

:(

[jagex3000]

WHERE IS YOUR FARM?!

My farm?

Here's my mother fuckin' farm!

[berlymaiden]

I'm a pussy eater muther fucker

[georgekostaras]

This should have been part of Iron Man's origin.

[sixfoot0]

man i wanna run into my bosses office like that. and when he says who da hell you think you are.....

[Greenhelm64]

lol thats my favourite part of the movie, shame you didnt actually show him firing the weapons

[iAmCool2408]

best movie ever

[roflmasterchieflol]

IMA LED FARMER MUTHER FUCKER!

[TheMIKE6900]

one of the best comedy movies ever made... "

[HokiePrideOM]

Thats hilarious but I think the best part is, "Lance.... what the fuck did I just hear?"

[rileyred1234]

*shoots* Ima lead farmer u motherfucker this also my favorite part

[0538763]

lmfao

[shaykiviaho]

I hope everyone reads my comments

[CRAZYforLUFF]

I also love the bit when he realises Alpa said Lance and he's like 'Lance, Lance what the fuck i hear Lance for man!'

[SoapMacTavish96]

Best Part!!! The second best is "Big Ass Titties!"

[SylletBang]

uhm.. im sure its Land Farmer?:P

[Gutierrez1992]

nope... Lead Farmer...

[asimonds422]

lead farmer,as in bullets

[pietroerperugino]

Dude, you skipped the second best line of the movie: "Here's my motherfucking farm!" (takes out the big "shootas" and starts to "rock the casbah").

[mazy54]

@pietroerperugino yes

[IluvKirito]

LMFAO!! This line was great but I have to say I lol'd the hardest at "Who in crikey fuck is Half Squat?!" simply because adding the phrase "crikey fuck" to anything will make it hilarious.

[rllang01]

oh no, i clicked thumb down, but i meant to click thumb up. crikey hell

[iVuDang]

his eyes are crazy, mortal kombat shit

[repomany2]

omfg i never seen that. he looks like the guy from mortal kombat, ear gut

[Cath3Mar]

I know, he's totally Rayden in that scene. :-)

[matheusmarti12]

@iVuDang this make me remember TEST YOUR MIGHT xD  this is the best thing to say on modern warfare 2

[TheSurefireGamer]

@iVuDang LOL! I can imagine Rayden saying something like that...

[aba2185]

@iVuDang raiden

[sj22794]

@iVuDang RDJ is RAIDEN from MK

[ryderx3x3]

@iVuDang I thought the same shit when I watched it hahaha

[levantos]

This was easily my favourite line in the film.

[x15justice]

i think the funniest part was the "dude scene" xD : "I'm a dude playing the dude disguised as another dude !! but you dude, what dude are you ?!! or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is ?" xD

[cupofcustard]

What's happening!

The dudes are emerging...

[juben450]

funny line but can't ignore,  "i'm just like a little kid, playing with his dick when he's nervous" or "well being an actor is no different dan a rugby player or a construction worker, save by the fact that my tools are the mechanisms that trigger human emotion"

[OohappybunnyoO1]

LOL i love tht line rofl idk why

[Cath3Mar]

I love RDJ and I love Tropic Thunder. 'Nuff said.

[dilliedawg]

This clip would have been perfect if u didnt add in that random shitty song from brokencyde in the end

[GokzTT]

@dilliedawg

Aye...

[sofinnette2]

yeaahh love this man!!

[Weedski1368]

It was awesome. RDJ is just AWESOME in anything! Even "The Solorist."

[Ophelius22]

best thing said in the movie

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

it was awesome dumbass

[narutowatcher1523]

he should have showed the whole thing. even when he speaks chinease

[Kyan2222]

"witness gods mistake" one of the best lines

[Andaldhinio]

i am white

[xPlankx]

Lmao at the very beginning:

"I Am White"

[rogiremillard]

My favourite quote from the whole movie 1st time I watched it. Now it's 'I'm the dude, playing the dude...'

[lidul]

Yes yes yes!!

[NetzerPalace]

dude what is the song name at the end?

[jackdaripper6868]

was that brokencydes get crunk

[benny3030]

Making ths my new line!

[bikerboy91]

lmao . this movie was pretty funny

[TheJohntimby]

lmfao good choice mate with get crunk at the end of the video

[bungbung13131]

Here's my motherfuckin' farm!

[Energyfilmsmaker]

IMA LEAD FARMER MUTHA FUCKAH XD

[Afrochapina]

LOL YES, I can't stop saying this line. I wont stop until someone shoots me

[Nubei007]

*bang*

[natejac99]

@Afrochapina well that wont take to long CUZ IM A LEADDDD FARMER MOTHA FUCKA

[JohnSheppard339]

@Afrochapina bang now you can stop i have freed you from your curse

[bexybexy07]

@Afrochapina I'M A LEAD FARMER MOTHERFUCKER! *Takes out gun and shoots you* (:

[srky19]

best scene man... I've been repeating it for month's now and it always cracks me (well... I'm a man of simple pleasures :). That, and the scene from the beginning when he says: SURVIVE!!

[techguy808]

EPIC movie

[Greentoolify]

my mum was absolutly atsonished. she couldnt believe the language. as soon she watched this seen. she loved it!!!!

me tooooo.

"IM A LEAD FARMER MOTHER FUCKER"

[MastaDRD]

You may have read the subtitles (which incidentally so have I, and they say 'lead') but I understand the spoken English language. It is most certainly not 'land farmer'.

Also, this is the best single line in the movie.

[Whiterogue01]

no its deffinately lead. land farmer would both make no sense and would not be funny at all. and i saw it in subtitles round a mates and it was lead, not land

[WeWillNotGoQuietly]

Lead farmer, as in bullets

[ShindaDesu]

@06simpsonbe where those subtitles in a bootleg DVD? lmao

[WinwinLS]

HERE'S MY MOTHERFUCKING FARM

[DII117]

Lead Farmer?! Fuck i thought he said land farmer! still funny XD

[CorvetteStingray84]

if he said land farmer then it wouldnt make sense

[DII117]

sence when do half the things he sais make sence?

[Nikolai2099]

if you see the movie it actually makes sense.

[thefasman22]

HERE YOU FUCKING FARM

boom pow tra tra tra tra

AMA lead farmer mothefucka

[torbmaximus]

awesome shit

[ipwnu2225]

fuckin ownage!!!

[pointblood77]

pfft, this video skips past the best part

[decallmecampbell2]

IMMA LEAD FARMA MUTHAFUCKA

[ZomBeeZ88]

IMMA LEAD FARMA MUTHAFUCKA!

[slayere23]

lead.

That's why he has guns. If it WAS land he'd be throwing mudballs. A lot less intimidating then.

[purpleluver74]

no, he says lead, land wouldn't be funny at all

[mjndblain]

ok i fucking kno that do you have any idea how may times people have told me that read the coments be for u say the same thing douche

[agentk499]

Suck my Unit!

[zipit101]

Will Do My Man =P

[ojovani]

@agentk499 haha i saw that on beavis and butthead

[NejiSuks]

Thats the best part of the movie

[gabemster]

before that hes like, "HEARS MY MUTHA FUCKIN FARM!!!!11!!1!"

[shippoiscoolbitches]

its here XD

[iworkwiththedead]

what is the best part?

[Alta2340]

Ringtone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LolliPOP1135]

that is my fave scene slash quote

[callofduty4nerds101]

wat song is that at the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunaveir]

Oh, and one of my fav. parts is the "DONT JUDGE ME!"

lol.

[airsoft950]

me too

[Lunaveir]

lmao.

its not the best part of the movie.

but its one of them

:D

[dcornflak]

LEAD YOU FUKS

[ELITEnoOBno2]

HELL YEAH, HA!

[TeamRKScrappyJ]

never go full retard

[shadowdragon992001]

IO equivalent? *bursts out laughing, rolling on the floor, pissing my pants, cant contain it, nor would i try to* its I Q you dumb shit. if you're gonna make fun of someone, do it with at least the same level of intelligence as the person you;re making fun of.

[pitbull103]

I'm an ocean farmer.

Land farmer? Jesus fucking Christ how fucking stupid can you be. If you can't listen and distinguish the sound of the word lead from land, or see the word lead in the title then you need to go back to fucking 2nd grade because youtube is too advanced for you. How the fuck does land farmer even make any sense, what the hell does that even mean? Where the fuck would farms be other than on land, in the fucking ocean in a fish farm or in the fucking sky? Holy fucking shit.