Ok, i get it . The Muslim dude is a fanatic and ready to kill the infidel for his blasphemy. Then, in the turn of ONE panel, the Muslim is a bible quoting convert. Sure , that could happen!
Refer Madness anybody? Also, what the hell is with that conversion of a muslim at the end? Seriously, all the missionary did was say "your beliefs are wrong" and he was like "NO Way! I guess I'd better change my way of life and convince everybody to believe whatever it is you believe, huh?" Because I'm sure that's how it happens.
You need to have commentary on it, otherwise this upload is pointless. If I wanted to just read it, (I could go to their site and read it at whatever speed I wanted too).
She converted to "the occult" because a crazy person told her magic was real, then she converted to Christianity because someone told her Jesus was real. This comic doesn't convince me to avoid D&D so much as convince me to not be a gullible teenager.
@rual40 I would settle for them being nice about it. And let's specify Christians here, too, and sometimes Muslims - I have never had a Buhhdist or Wiccan on my doorstep threatening me with pamphlets in hand early in the morning.
So lets see hear, we have: Misrepresentation and over reaction to a harmless game, religious brow beating, book burning, religious intolerance, social ignorance, the list goes on and on. I am so glad I switched religions
@HowardTheClem yeah, just like that Harry Potter or Twilight garbage that's destroying the sould of innocent children?! It's "just innocent fun" until you stand before God on Judgement Day. Dabbling in the occult is evil no matter if it is a game, book, or being a witch. CS Lewis became atheist after a personal tragedy, so he is no longer a Christian. Yes, the tracts might be silly, but the point they drive home is no laughing matter.
@Luka2234 I'm sorry, you do realize that playing D&D is not "dabbling in the occult" right? It's a game of pretend. That's all. Unless you're a complete and total puritan (in which case, you wouldn't be watching youtube) how can you see a game of pretend as being anything other than harmless fun. God is much bigger than your small view of Him. God is not in a book and He is not in a building. Rant all you like, but He doesn't care that some of what we do is just for funzies.
@Luka2234 CS Lewis became an atheist after a personal tragedy, eh? Care to back that up? No, seriously, I want to see you link to actual, undisputed proof please. Tell me, what will you do on judgement day when standing before your God and he brings up all this lying that you are doing? You know you are lying, I know you are lying, you are violating your ten commandments nearly consistently here in order to make a point. Then you with your filthy soul have the temerity to preach at us? Really?
@Luka2234 If I were you, I would pray the Bible is wrong because if your God is a God of Justice then on this judgement day he will likely hold you accountable for driving so many away from him with your lies and condescension. But that isn't much of a surprise to those of us who see you for what you are - the followers of Christ have done Satan's job better than any vampire book, game, or rock song ever has. You lot are modern day pharisee, living by God's law, devoid of His wisdom. I pity you.
Just glancing at a Chick Tract gives my the sudden urge to wear a pentagram-painted goat skull and cut the head off the nearest chicken. Maybe he's actually the greatest argument for demon worship in the modern world.
@violachic Amen to that. I'm a worship leader at my church but I still play D&D and other RPGs like the Marvel super heroes game! Is Spidey a sin? lol
D&D is simply a game, just like Perfect World or Wizards 101. Oh God help us all! We have been deceived by these horrible, Satanic games that brainwash us and teach us to hate you and love Satan!
Nice try. It's a game. God doesn't care for people playing a game. He cares what you do in the world, how you witness to people and lead them to him. He cares that you follow the ten commandments. If you people would grow up and learn to distinguish the line between real and fake, you have no problem!
damn i should kill myself alot because of oh many character i lost but seriously what the fuck john chick d and d is not evil you conservative blinded christian moron
im gonna kill myself cuz i died in my dnd campaign so goodbye world thats so stupid i dont know anyone who would do that or why they would do that that just seems stupid and the belief on islam is completely wrong and im christian lol
@Skepticktok - Yeah, it's supposed to be a caricature of Chick's source for the info in this tract (and at least a coupla others), John Todd...like Chick's other sources, he was eventually discredited as a phony, and the fact that he was later imprisoned for rape didn't exactly help matters.
There are people at my church who tell me I shouldn't play D&D. Then again there are people at my church who played D&D regularly back in the day and they're as spiritually healthy as the next Christian.
@Europasingstome Obviously the problem here is poor DMing. If your DM is going to just let you switch classes like that mid-campaign, then they're not taking it serious enough. And then it's not surprising they end up in dark magic, because there's no discipline!
@justinzaruba (sorry for dragging up an old video) It's also a bit ridiculous that a DM would just suddenly "declare" someone dead without a save. Especially a rogue. Especially with a cleric around who should by all rights be able to raise the dead. Nope. "Sorry Marcie, you're dead, you don't exist anymore." Seriously it's like the Amish practice of shunning. Something tells me they didn't like Marcie and this was their way to get her out of the group.
@shinobi67 She could have rolled a save before the DM said she was killed... but I do find it unlikely there would be an instant death trap for characters that were level 8 at the most...
@Europasingstome I think the going theory is that she's playing a cleric named "Wizard". It's not a perfect explanation, but it's the best one I've heard.
A dungeon of bondage...mind bondage...it's my fault Elfstar died.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I wonder if anyone ever took this seriously, or if they just hung their head, railed against organized religion, and went to an animal sacrifice just for spite?
It’s a fucking game people, mind spells, please if all it takes is a round of Dungeons and Dragons I would be controlling everybody in the fucking world right now.
@antisubaru I was thinking they got Touch of Idiocy as a domain spell because you would have to be suffering 1D6 points of ability score damage to your mental stats to go along with what these people were doing.
She used a mind control spell to get her dad to buy her $200 worth of books? Pft. They were just going to go to 4th edition in a few more months. She should have waited, because now her manuals are fucking obsolete. Dumb bitch.
Did you see the size of that fire? It must've been the whole 3.5 edition! Crap, thats like 5 grand in books and figures. They could've totally peddled that stuff for at least half cost and still proselytized at the same time.
Oh my god, that is the funniest thing I have ever seen! The Dungeons and Dragons part was so hilarious I almost fell out of my chair! I was torn between crying out of pity and laughing myself unconscious when I realized that it was real. The Islam part was funny for shear ignorance, so the problem with the non-Christians is they've never had the Bible quoted at them? Too bad they didn't have the original versions that said J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis were 'satanic' and make it even better.
Debbie: I used the mind bondage spell on my father, he was trying to stop me from playing D&D
Miss.Frost: Why would he do that?
Debbie: He said I needed a social life...
helllspell 1 week ago
Ok, i get it . The Muslim dude is a fanatic and ready to kill the infidel for his blasphemy. Then, in the turn of ONE panel, the Muslim is a bible quoting convert. Sure , that could happen!
whiskeybrown262 2 weeks ago
Refer Madness anybody? Also, what the hell is with that conversion of a muslim at the end? Seriously, all the missionary did was say "your beliefs are wrong" and he was like "NO Way! I guess I'd better change my way of life and convince everybody to believe whatever it is you believe, huh?" Because I'm sure that's how it happens.
Glavenator 2 weeks ago
You need to have commentary on it, otherwise this upload is pointless. If I wanted to just read it, (I could go to their site and read it at whatever speed I wanted too).
tml4873 4 weeks ago
0:53 - ... Her face... what the hell?
Also, I realize the writing is crap, but that Islam comic, just...
Muslim: I believe in Allah, and my God says this.
Guy: Well, MY God says this, so you're wrong.
Muslim: BAAAAWWWWWW OMG You're totally right!
bijoukaiba 2 months ago
A jazz version of Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears perfectly fits this video.
pwilly87 3 months ago
She converted to "the occult" because a crazy person told her magic was real, then she converted to Christianity because someone told her Jesus was real. This comic doesn't convince me to avoid D&D so much as convince me to not be a gullible teenager.
contactxain 3 months ago
religion pisses me off.
rual40 4 months ago
@rual40 Stupid people who talk about things they know nothing about in general piss me off.
Cajaquarius 2 months ago
@Cajaquarius religion needs to cool itself and stop booting in to everything.
rual40 2 months ago
@rual40 I would settle for them being nice about it. And let's specify Christians here, too, and sometimes Muslims - I have never had a Buhhdist or Wiccan on my doorstep threatening me with pamphlets in hand early in the morning.
Cajaquarius 2 months ago
So lets see hear, we have: Misrepresentation and over reaction to a harmless game, religious brow beating, book burning, religious intolerance, social ignorance, the list goes on and on. I am so glad I switched religions
kevin26480 4 months ago
HMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
must not laugh. This is not to be laughed at.
TheBase333 4 months ago
Man Marcie is one dedicated player
RoyalKnightVIII 4 months ago
@HowardTheClem yeah, just like that Harry Potter or Twilight garbage that's destroying the sould of innocent children?! It's "just innocent fun" until you stand before God on Judgement Day. Dabbling in the occult is evil no matter if it is a game, book, or being a witch. CS Lewis became atheist after a personal tragedy, so he is no longer a Christian. Yes, the tracts might be silly, but the point they drive home is no laughing matter.
Luka2234 5 months ago
@Luka2234 I'm sorry, you do realize that playing D&D is not "dabbling in the occult" right? It's a game of pretend. That's all. Unless you're a complete and total puritan (in which case, you wouldn't be watching youtube) how can you see a game of pretend as being anything other than harmless fun. God is much bigger than your small view of Him. God is not in a book and He is not in a building. Rant all you like, but He doesn't care that some of what we do is just for funzies.
sandorsbox 4 months ago
@Luka2234 CS Lewis became an atheist after a personal tragedy, eh? Care to back that up? No, seriously, I want to see you link to actual, undisputed proof please. Tell me, what will you do on judgement day when standing before your God and he brings up all this lying that you are doing? You know you are lying, I know you are lying, you are violating your ten commandments nearly consistently here in order to make a point. Then you with your filthy soul have the temerity to preach at us? Really?
Cajaquarius 2 months ago
@Luka2234 If I were you, I would pray the Bible is wrong because if your God is a God of Justice then on this judgement day he will likely hold you accountable for driving so many away from him with your lies and condescension. But that isn't much of a surprise to those of us who see you for what you are - the followers of Christ have done Satan's job better than any vampire book, game, or rock song ever has. You lot are modern day pharisee, living by God's law, devoid of His wisdom. I pity you.
Cajaquarius 2 months ago
Just glancing at a Chick Tract gives my the sudden urge to wear a pentagram-painted goat skull and cut the head off the nearest chicken. Maybe he's actually the greatest argument for demon worship in the modern world.
MaskofHexadecimal 5 months ago
I wanna know what the hell these people are smokin?
eaglerouge 6 months ago
Hahahahahaha She hung herself cause she lost in D&D!? QQ More. Jeez
skip8619 6 months ago
Uproariously funny anti-RPG envangelical propaganda!
markanthonyquested 7 months ago
Sides hurt! Sides hurt! xD Someone roll me a saving throw
rawrmoar 8 months ago
wait doesn't the chick get a saving throw?
ninjapirateking4848 8 months ago
Utterly, shambolically hilarious. But it teaches us a valuable lesson, never let a woman DM.
smokemesalmon 9 months ago 4
@smokemesalmon Wiser words have never been said.
justinzaruba 9 months ago
@smokemesalmon even better, it teaches us that kids with depression issues shouldnt play the game
aapch1 8 months ago
@smokemesalmon
Don't be a douche, dude.
violachic 6 months ago
@violachic Pardon me gentle lady, but I believe you have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn..
smokemesalmon 6 months ago
As a Christian and as a gamer, I find this just as utterly ridiculous and hilarious as I did when I first saw this 15 years ago.
violachic 6 months ago 2
@violachic Amen to that. I'm a worship leader at my church but I still play D&D and other RPGs like the Marvel super heroes game! Is Spidey a sin? lol
AustinGraggmusician 4 months ago
I take issue with this comic because:
1- Instant class change?
2- It's total B.S anyway
3- I played for 2 yrs in Highschool... Best 2 yrs of my life so far!
4- I wouldnt have gotten very far in the social world if not for D&D (cause Im a nerd)
5- No way some Muslim is gonna switch over to christianity in .3 seconds!
MusicMan53100 9 months ago
@MusicMan53100 i calculated .4 seconds thank you..... lol
aapch1 8 months ago
D&D is simply a game, just like Perfect World or Wizards 101. Oh God help us all! We have been deceived by these horrible, Satanic games that brainwash us and teach us to hate you and love Satan!
Nice try. It's a game. God doesn't care for people playing a game. He cares what you do in the world, how you witness to people and lead them to him. He cares that you follow the ten commandments. If you people would grow up and learn to distinguish the line between real and fake, you have no problem!
DeathNoteVampire1 9 months ago
damn i should kill myself alot because of oh many character i lost but seriously what the fuck john chick d and d is not evil you conservative blinded christian moron
athomicritics 10 months ago
im gonna kill myself cuz i died in my dnd campaign so goodbye world thats so stupid i dont know anyone who would do that or why they would do that that just seems stupid and the belief on islam is completely wrong and im christian lol
thatgyrght 1 year ago
Look at that moustache on the preacher!
Skepticktok 1 year ago
@Skepticktok - Yeah, it's supposed to be a caricature of Chick's source for the info in this tract (and at least a coupla others), John Todd...like Chick's other sources, he was eventually discredited as a phony, and the fact that he was later imprisoned for rape didn't exactly help matters.
WhatsAYak 1 year ago
There are people at my church who tell me I shouldn't play D&D. Then again there are people at my church who played D&D regularly back in the day and they're as spiritually healthy as the next Christian.
SaintRi 1 year ago
You're listening to Smooth Jazz.
LOL XD
lonelysith66 1 year ago
No, seriously.
First she's a Cleric, now she's a witch. Sudden class and alignment change.
I mean, I guess you could have a dark cleric, but it still doesn't account for the fact her class changed.
Maybe I'm just being a nerd, but wouldn't the logic of the comic make more sense if she wasn't playing a Cleric, pretty much a Priest class?
Europasingstome 1 year ago 6
@Europasingstome Obviously the problem here is poor DMing. If your DM is going to just let you switch classes like that mid-campaign, then they're not taking it serious enough. And then it's not surprising they end up in dark magic, because there's no discipline!
justinzaruba 1 year ago 3
@justinzaruba Its as they're not even playing DnD.
>.>
Europasingstome 1 year ago
@justinzaruba how dare the dm not lay down the rules! what is this, 3rd edition?!
aapch1 8 months ago
@justinzaruba (sorry for dragging up an old video) It's also a bit ridiculous that a DM would just suddenly "declare" someone dead without a save. Especially a rogue. Especially with a cleric around who should by all rights be able to raise the dead. Nope. "Sorry Marcie, you're dead, you don't exist anymore." Seriously it's like the Amish practice of shunning. Something tells me they didn't like Marcie and this was their way to get her out of the group.
shinobi67 1 month ago
@shinobi67 She could have rolled a save before the DM said she was killed... but I do find it unlikely there would be an instant death trap for characters that were level 8 at the most...
TheOJDrinker 3 weeks ago
@Europasingstome I think the going theory is that she's playing a cleric named "Wizard". It's not a perfect explanation, but it's the best one I've heard.
Saibrock 1 year ago
@Europasingstome Don't try and make sense of a Chick Tract. You'll only give yourself a migraine.
Also, just want to say, LOVE the music selection for this vid.
SuperGoliath89 2 months ago
this is why you dont lets girls play d&d, lol just joking. is this for real?
kekoa1013 1 year ago
this is hilarious! I wish D&D players did this instead of jerking off to their miniatures...I play D&D...no comment
MouseTheProdigy1 1 year ago
A dungeon of bondage...mind bondage...it's my fault Elfstar died.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I wonder if anyone ever took this seriously, or if they just hung their head, railed against organized religion, and went to an animal sacrifice just for spite?
VirFortunaeLucisque 1 year ago
So the chicks charter dies in the game, so she has to die to? I have feeling this girl had problems way before she started playing the game!
YaoiWiccan 1 year ago
It’s a fucking game people, mind spells, please if all it takes is a round of Dungeons and Dragons I would be controlling everybody in the fucking world right now.
FenrirTheDevourer 1 year ago
D&D... it's a game, people... wtf?
LilLadyDaniella 1 year ago
@ 2:30, 3:02, 4:50
Christians must get dominate person as a domain spell.
antisubaru 2 years ago
@antisubaru I was thinking they got Touch of Idiocy as a domain spell because you would have to be suffering 1D6 points of ability score damage to your mental stats to go along with what these people were doing.
Cajaquarius 2 months ago
Wow listening to a lecture buy a gay pornstar is much better than playing D&D. Thank you chick tracts!
VicRules666 2 years ago
I don't know any D&D groups with this many girls.
GeneralNerd 2 years ago 21
@GeneralNerd I don't know why someone playing a human Cleric would suddenly go into black magic.
Europasingstome 1 year ago
@GeneralNerd Girls are the REAL evil. I'm glad that when I joined the hobby I'd never see another one again.
Dracopol 1 year ago
@Dracopol Lol, I saw plenty of girls when I played in Highscool, one of them was even the DM's girlfriend and she played too!
MusicMan53100 9 months ago
This is hilarious!
Cupcakekun 2 years ago
Oh. LOL. Sorry 'bout that.
DrBuddhaGeek 2 years ago
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DrBuddhaGeek 2 years ago
'get your priorities straight, debbie. your spiritual growth through the game is more important than some lousy loser's life'
calumjlindsay 2 years ago 2
Words to live by.
justinzaruba 2 years ago
The D&D bit was funny but the bit where he converted that muslim made me feel ill.
clinicalcolostomy 2 years ago
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DrBuddhaGeek 2 years ago
We hate everything, including laughter, fun, joy, hope, peace...did I miss anything else? Feel free to add on! Oh btw we hate you!!!!!
theunraveler 2 years ago
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DrBuddhaGeek 2 years ago
I was just being facile...
theunraveler 2 years ago
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DrBuddhaGeek 2 years ago
She used a mind control spell to get her dad to buy her $200 worth of books? Pft. They were just going to go to 4th edition in a few more months. She should have waited, because now her manuals are fucking obsolete. Dumb bitch.
justinzaruba 2 years ago 9
Did you see the size of that fire? It must've been the whole 3.5 edition! Crap, thats like 5 grand in books and figures. They could've totally peddled that stuff for at least half cost and still proselytized at the same time.
besm3st 2 years ago 3
Oh my god, that is the funniest thing I have ever seen! The Dungeons and Dragons part was so hilarious I almost fell out of my chair! I was torn between crying out of pity and laughing myself unconscious when I realized that it was real. The Islam part was funny for shear ignorance, so the problem with the non-Christians is they've never had the Bible quoted at them? Too bad they didn't have the original versions that said J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis were 'satanic' and make it even better.
newfrickinshow 2 years ago