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  • Wow...makes me ashamed to be a Jew. To disparage the President of the U.S. like this and to be such a bigot....OMG. Political opinion and banter is one thing, Rabbi, but to call

    names and demean other people is Halakhically WRONG. SHAME ON YOU.

  • @Moisheben come on...........Jackie is done holding back! I can't stop listening to him! He is the shit!

  • On Ron Paul, he's a "low life" and other mean things you said here but he's "honorable" in your other videos? He's a "waste of your time" Jackie? Knowledge about the constitution is a waste of your time Jackie?

  • All Republicans are latent homosexuals.

  • Rabbi Krustofsky is a raving looney wingnut! Who'da thunk.

  • jackie doesnt know why we are the war to begin with and neither does anyone else.

  • Superb, I have the same problem with my hoola hoop.

  • Nice theme tune

  • turkeys smell smell good. lol

    good g-d the man has courage to make

    this "vlogs" for no personal gain

    and people want to criticize him for this

    or for that... you guys think you could

    do better? then try it

    jacky you are still great...

  • I love Jews!

  • eh...they smell funny when you cook em

  • Ironic he thinks he is a comedian because people laugh at him. This man seems mentally handicapped.

  • lol your one to talk

  • Amen. He's mentally AND emotionally disturbed.

    Mentally... because he thinks he's entertaining (which you are, Jackie, if you count people laughing AT you).

    Emotionally... because he's full of an incredible amount of venom and hate.

    Seek help, Jackie!

  • I just wasted 5 minutes watching this idiot video.

    Signed,

    Jewish Ron Paul voter

  • I normally love Jackie Mason, but putting Barrack Obama in the same category as OJ Simpson-a double murderer-is simply absurd.

  • um you do know obama supports abortion right and lies all the time he siad his grandfather help libarate auchwits a concentration camp in germany so... how could his grandfather have done that if there were no blacks at all not even arabs able to jion the russian millitary to librate it. hmm?

  • Not Auschwitz... Buchenwald.

    Not his grandfather... his great-uncle.

    Not black... his maternal family is white, remember???

    Remarkable number of errors you managed to cram into 4 short lines. But you're not one to let the facts get in the way of a good story now, are you?

  • I won't call you zionist, but you certainly don't have this countrys interest in hand. Your patriotism rings hollow. Tell me Jackie why did you decide to turn away from serving God? You were a rabbi right?

  • a rabbi in america most jews in america suck zionist jews how ever are the best they aare trully gods chosen one oh im not a zionist jew im just a regular jew in isreal i just agree with them because they arent curropt in power money and alot of other thing and if i was jackie i woulda stoped to

  • israel has no right to exist...the holocaust was fucked up...but that doesn't give ANYONE the right to start a new country out of pity for a genetically inferior race of people that think they're better than everyone because they were "chosen" by a god that doesn't exist...chosen to be slaves, treated like animals, and exterminated like insects...you are zionist if you live in israel...wtf?...you already live there how is that better than WANTING to live there?...FREE PALESTINE!

  • Fuck You You Idiot

  • why?...becuase i'm not in line with you zionist fucks, jewish pigs, or capitalist assholes...hail satan...i hope there's a worldwide religeous holocaust...every religeon exterminated...that's the only way to fix anything...get rid of the weak and feed them to the dogs like the filthy beasts they are...this isn't hate speech, beause i'm not descriminating...i honestly believe that religeon is a mental disorder and you all need to be euthanised for everyone else's safety

  • Stop contradicting yourself Jackie !

  • Ron Paul is the man. As for Jackie Mason, he's is either on crack or is suffering from Alzheimer's disease. Look at his vlog on france. He's fucking mental.

  • You still got it Jackie!!

    This is your best character yet:

    "the uninformed idiot"

  • This is awful!

  • Remember the USS Liberty! Jackie you are a Zionist swine. Ron Paul 2008!

  • Ron Paul sank the USS Liberty and bends over to take it up the ass for pIslam. Blaming the USA for Muhammad's command to kill or convert us all?! Perry you are an idiot Dhimmi.

  • Well said Jackie.

    Obama is a terrible politician.

    Ever considered running for president?

  • Mason,

    I think you have a problem with Barack Obama because he is young, handsome, intelligent, charismatic, well liked, respected and successful all the things you are not. Face it, you are jealous.  You are jealous of Al Gore too, someone else who is much smarter than you.

  • Snarf! Not one of those turds has half the brain cells Mason has. You think Al Gore is smart? The man that thought he invented the internet? Right.

  • He should run for President, If the American's want a clown in control (Bush) they may of well get an honest one.

  • I don't get it. I thought Jackie was a comic. Did he give it up for politics?

  • A most appropriate list. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving, Jackie. Obviously you exaggerate for comedic effect, but the ten people you named all ARE....turkeys...be safe and funky...and stay away from hoola hoops!

  • didn't even bother to watch longer than the first 3 seconds of this video to know that it would be a turkey itself. 1 star!

  • Must be hard to live undermedicated with OCD.

  • Your damn short

  • Ron Paul is a nut job.

  • Half right. Ron Paul has a lot of nuts, no balls but a lot of nuts.

  • Jackie actually thinks he's funny. Looks like the joke's on him.

  • Jackie Mason is a goniff

  • So you hate the media, but you also hate Ron Paul? Well the media hates Ron Paul, so maybe you are on the wrong side here Mason.

  • Jackie Mason=ZIONIST PIG.

  • Your mathematics stink.

    Jackie Mason = truth.

  • Jackie Mason (not buttplug nakedBison)

    Here is the all education you need to give you an accurate world view:

    On YouTube or Google search:

    Illuminati Zionists Masons Jesuits

  • Continuation of previous post

    And they wouldn't be giving us that BS about Islam being a religion of peace that has been hijacked by a few fanatics.

  • Right on! Gore's global warming presentation had more holes than a Swiss cheese. The whole thing's a scam, and he's set to make millions by trading in carbon credits.

    It's true that nobody in Washington has a clue what Islam is all about. If they did, they wouldn't be supporting the creation of a terror-supporting Palestinian state that would pose a direct threat to Israel.

  • the condaleeza rice bush summit, where they want to allow arabs to subjegate jews and allow arabs to kill them with a free pass.....and bushs idiocy with regards to muslims is far worse than the gore turkey...gores just a clown I can deal with ...bush and condi's ideas about muslims are far more dangerous

  • Or maybe he see's the likes of Pelosi, Clinton, Rather, Reid, etc. (you) trying,and apparently succeeding, to turn the United States into a third world socialist shithole and wants to try and do something to stop it? The real mystery is why so many Jews are liberal.

  • Wow... I'll never watch Caddyshack 2 the same way.

  • The Ultimate YouTube Jew: Aaron Russo

  • Dear Jackie, I'm really shocked. For a Jew, so aware of the potential dangers facing European Jews, the resurgence of anti-Semitism (thanks to the media helping fascist middle eastern dictatorships and their supporters) you chose only to place them at no 3, losing to Al Gore, who's only crime to you has been to suggest you should sacrifice your standard of living by driving a car with a slightly smaller engine is, frankly, disgusting!

  • Al Gore and the phony global warming campaign don't just have cars with slightly smaller engines in mind. They want to control the whole world economy through this phony crisis. Control energy and you control everything. Stop being a socialist, and let individuals choose for themselves what they want to drive. Frankly, socialists are disgusting.

  • I am very far from a socialist. I agree with Jackie on most things.

    Control the world? haha that's really convincing... not

    What's wrong with getting rid of the that which indirectly supports islamic terrorism??

    A new fuel would most certainly be developed in the west, therefore controlled by the west. Oil's running out anyway, haven't you heard?

    This is exactly the type of attitude Americans are vilified for, the world over.

  • Why must every solution be destructive? Why not have a constructive solution? Electric engines are 90% efficient. Internal combustion engines are at most 30%. But no, let's not use creativity where a tax will do.

  • nakedBison is a NAZI Jew hater pretending to be a Jewish asshole so he can turn as many people into Jew haters as he possibly can on all of Jackie Mason's video text comment pages. He is succeeding famously and will single-handedly bring about a YouTude-wide hatred of Jews and of their wonderful homeland Isreal. Nice job NAZI Jew hater nakedBison!

  • theres no need to worry nakedbison is just an idiot i dont think anyone holds stick in anything he has to say him being ignorant douchebag and what not

  • Keep watching Fox news and you will end up like this.

  • jackie was funny long before there was fox news. long before there was cable actually.

  • Who would post such disrespect for a man who became a Rabbi to Honor his Fathers wishes, who became a Nationally recognized comic in the age of anti-semitism (Big Thanks to his temporary demise from the mishegas of Ed Sullivan and Frank Sinatra)wich still exists. Unless you`re talking to Bro Al Sharpton. If you have something to say, use your head. Or your wifes if this is the best argument you can give Mister Jacvkie Mason!

  • you sound as dumb as nakedbison....hey...you probably are him....

  • Jackie, I don't for the life of me understand why you cant get rid of nakedBison. He is a creation of stupidity. Can't you see that he drags your vlogs down the gutter? People who visit here might think he is associated with you. He is utterly annoying with his childish parroting user comments.

  • so typical of intolerant, totalitarian leftists, haziDead tries to censor those who do not buy into his liberal nonsense. haziDead is a creation of stupidity. haziDead drags vlogs down to the gutter. haziDead is a childish parrot

  • That guy exposes his own stupidity with every post, so don't worry - nobody takes him seriously...Nakedbison supporting Jackie Mason is like the KKK supporting George Bush....it's unwelcomed.

  • Yes bottleracket you are totally right. Its just that nakedBison's comments are so utterly childish that I feel humiliated to share this platform with him.

  • Censorship is not a good response to a bad message. Neither are ad hominem attacks. A better response is a more insightful message.

  • Docmoriarti, yes you are probably right! (the Jewish sages say: "accept the truth from whoever says it"). I still think though that nakedBison's parrot remarks are exceptionally annoying and babyish..

  • "you lyin son of a what ever u are!"

    awesome jackie!

    ur right Gore's the worst of em all

  • this video was a turkey. ive laughed harder watching paint dry.

    hey.. remember when bush served a fake plastic turkey to our troops? now, he doesnt visit at all.

    I agree w/ Clinton as a Turkey, but Ron Paul? you wanna know the biggest turkey of the 1980s? Caddyshack II... go carve the gefilte fish w/ lord rothschild ya traitor.

  • matt4communism is a turkey who spends his days watching paint dry. matt4communism eats plastic turkeys. ron paul is one of the biggest turkeys of them all. matt4communism is the biggest traitor of them all

  • clever stuff!! are you jackie's head writer? ;)

  • Matt4Constitution, FYI: nakedBison is a naked moron with intelligence of a 2 year old. He used to have a different username but was dumped out since all he does is parrots what other users say (look at his other comments). He is an insult to humanity.

  • Excellent! Laughing my tucas off! I`m 30 and need depends. Keep on keeping on Jackie. I don`t agree on everything. Who would? You`ve got idiots watching you everyday. Now if we could only find a way to charge them....Hoping you & the Mrs. are in good health. Looking forward to the new show...really the last? Zei Gezunt.

  • the last broadway one man show but I will still be performing around the world thanks for the kind words and come bkstage and say hello all the best and G-d Bless

  • You need to drop the intro you play everytime. The music is bad, and you're forcing us to watch old crap everytime. Get a new intro please.

  • Great book to read: The Israel Lobby and U.S. Foreign Policy by John J. Mearsheimer and Stephen M. Walt. This book has received rave reviews in Israel but is very controversial in America.

  • great book to read: the Torah.  the book has received rave reviews in Israel, America, and all over the civilized world but is very controversial among shitler-loving antisemites like undiesInAbunch

  • Thanks Dr. Zoidberg. Your warmongering right wing propaganda is taken seriously. And this made me realize that arbitrarily giving Jews a homeland was the biggest mistake made in the 20th century. Looking forward to more of this slop.

  • JoeSatube's antisemitic left wing propoganda is a joke. giving JoeSatube life rather than aborting him, was the biggest mistake made in the twentieth century

  • brilliant zingers!

  • boring discourse

  • nakedBison is Jackie Mason's sock.

    Notice how neither is funny, neither displays an IQ level above 90, and both are xenophobic racists.

    Indeed, both of these posters need someone to write some new material for them.

    nakedBison should be along now with some childish, witless parrot-like retort.

    nakedBison = Jackie Mason = nit wit

  • The funny thing is, his hero, Jackie Mason, is probably more insulted and disgusted by his comments than anyone else...or maybe I should say LIKE everyone else..

  • WonjuEnglishSchool, 90? You must be kidding me! nakedBison's IQ looks something like this: 0.00000000000000009.

  • WonjuEnglishSchool, IQ of 90? You must be kidding me!! nakedBisons IQ looks something like this: 0.000000000000009, so help me G-d.

  • haziDead's IQ looks something like this: 0.000000000000009

  • wonjuEnglishSchool is a dirty, smelly sock. notice how wonjuEnglishSchool is never funny. wonjuEnglishSchool displays an IQ level below 90. wonjuEnglishSchool is a shitler-loving antisemite. wonjuEnglishSchool is a posterboard. wonjuEnglishSchool should be along now with some childish, witless parrot-like retort. nakedBison = Jackie Mason = geniuses and all-around great guys

  • I hope you have a great thanksgiving Jackie and i agree with your views. 10/10 I wish you and your family well:)

  • Here he is pretending to be senile. But the he watches this video and doesn't remember doing it... which he then realizes, he really is going senile.

  • funkMasterIzzy is really senile

  • Looks like dementia is setting in ......

  • mikeBlazze suffers from dementia

  • Senility on display

  • ericCalderon is senility on display

  • I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? Is this really a level of discource worth sharing with everyone? Please, refrain from engaging in on-line dialogue until you reach at least the age of 9.

  • i know you are, but what am i? sidiggy has not yet reached nine years old

  • jackie you are painful to listen to.

    that's not comedy. study david spade, chris rock and you may get funny

  • David Spade is about as amusing as prostate cancer, Chris Rock is decent.. I guess, and you are an imbecile.

  • governator86 is an imbecile. nakedBison has no idea who david spade is

  • no idea who david spade is...it all makes sense now...

  • so knowing david spade is the key to all wisdom? wow, shows what a total stupid moronic brainless idiot bottleRacket is

  • lol

  • The reason stupidbison doesn't know who Spade is, is because his head is so far up Jackie Mason's ass...

  • the reason bottleRacket the self-hating Jew knows who spade us, is because his head is so far up michael moore's ass

  • hey, at least bottleRacket shows some signs of having a sense of humor :-)

  • Who rates this drivel more than one star?

  • who rates these brilliant Jackie Mason videos less than five stars?

  • Who rates them less than five stars? How about people who are informed and have an IQ above 53.

  • people with an IQ above 153 give Jackie Mason five stars. people with an IQ below 53 give him ratings less than that

  • Ron Paul is the only one NOT wasting our time in the Republican debates. I guess it is a waste of time to express well thought out views on issues that matter, rather than repeating "September 11" or showing how strong you are against an imaginary enemy.

    Nice Republican talking points there Jackie.

    And you seem to be the one who has no clue about global warming, Jackie. The experts have made up their mind. Try LEARNING something before you speak.

  • sidiggy wastes our time. sidiggy is in such denial, that he does not even acknowledge the very real threat of islamofascist terrorism. sidiggy is clueless about the complete farce of global warming. the experts have made up their mind: global warming is a complete hoax. sidiggy needs to learn something before he speaks

  • Your comment was about as well researched and well though through as Jackie's video. Bravo!

  • yes, both Jackie Mason and nakedBison are very educated, thoughtful people

  • blech

  • Stick to comedy, Jackie. Your political opinons are just as stupid and any other jerk off the street.

  • JonesR999's political opinions are as stupid as the jerk off the street that he is

  • Second rate old school comedian goes senile.

  • third rate dhrzztt is senile

  • Ron Paul, wtf? This guy is moronic.

  • Ofra Haza is just awful.

  • 12341976 is just awful, as are all the rap hip hop black colored negroes and other violent black criminals

  • When a twat monkey speaks, does anyone hear?

    Give up nakedBison, your losing at life.

  • 12341976 is a twat monkey loser whom nobody hears

  • sueXian's political views are even worse than her body

  • NakedBison

    R U a relative of the his honkiness dub-ya Bush, or just bewildered and confused.

    That monkey in cowboys clothing has jeopardized americans future for years to come.

    I really wish for once a party could be accountable for their political numbnuttery!

  • 12341976 is a bewildered and confused black colored negro. 12341976 is a monkey. 12341976 is a numbnut

  • bah. this is the last time i watch one of these. not funny, not smart, not sane.

  • spacula is not funny, but is stupid and insane

  • Wow! This guy should have stopped at Caddyshack II.

  • laxGuy should have stopped the moment he was born

  • no matter what Rabbi Ya'akov Maza talks about, he is the funniest, wisest man in all of show business. I definitely agree with him that al bore, hitlery rotten clinton, barak HUSSEIN obama, ron paul, nancy pelosi, harry reid, al sharpton, and oj simpson, are all turkeys, but he left out the biggest turkey of them all: dhimmi carter! how could Jackie Mason forget the worst President/ex-President in American history, the #1 non-islamofasicst antisemite in the entire world?

  • because he is just doing a promo

    for his show

    and he is bought and sold by Bush

    Notice Ghoulinaini is not on the list??

  • kramlafup is bought and sold by hitlery rotten clinton

  • Reagan although demented later from temperature of blood transfused after the assassination attempt was very clever before the election. He made a deal with Iran to hold the hostages until after the 1980 election.

  • liberals love to create conspiracy theories whenever their twisted view of history is not consistent with the facts

  • Neo-con owners of large corporations love to buy up media networks so they can sway and control the simple minds of people who would otherwise be natural enemies of the Neo-con Illuminati belief system.

  • shitler-loving antisemites like undiesInAbunch love to hide their hatred of Jews by calling them neocons instead

  • If you can't intelligently answer an argument you accuse people of being antisemitic. If the person you disagree with is also a Jew, you call them a "self-hating Jew."

    USA is 9 trillion in debt. How much more would you like to see us borrow for wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran? How many more of other people's sons and daughters would you like to sacrifice for this cause?

  • and what cause is that?

    undiesInAbunch cannot intelligently answer arguments. the only Jews that undiesInAbunch the shitler-loving antisemite can tolerate, are self-hating Jews

  • nakedBison: What's the cause for this war? You tell me! You and Jackie Mason the Ultimate Jew are the Zionists who've been pushing US foreign policy for these wars since 1998. Why would the Israel lobby want these wars?

  • undiesInAbunch the shitler-loving antisemite spends all of his energy finding ways to blame the Jews for all of the world's problems. can you say L-O-S-E-R?

  • We are not at war with Iran?

  • Would you try to have a political discussion with a monkey, or a 3rd grader?? Then why bother with this waste of space called nakedbison.

  • bottleRacket the self-hating Jew is a third grade monkey. bottleRacket is a waste of space

  • You may have been a funny Jew on

    Ed Sullivan...but your comedy is

    dated.

  • kralafup is way outdated

  • real turkeys look like eagles compared to those ten skunks.. I just can't praise this video enough, this is why Jackie is a brilliant star, even though he can't master the hula hoop.

  • Poor bastard is losing it.

  • 12341976 is a loser bastard

  • Wow!!!!

    Ignorant Senile old Fart!!!

  • 12341976 is an ignorant old fart

  • That's a lot of black turkeys.

  • Absolutely the best!

  • Jackie always tells it like it is

  • Great stuff

  • Jackie- are you retiring?

  • No- Jackie is doing a farewell NY engagement in march at New World stages, but is doing tons of more things after that!

  • Great stuff Jackie

  • Copy and paste this into the browser. Every good jew must see this.

    youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=xi2Rjq­_aiU0

    WAKE UP AMERICA. WAKE UP. Call your local media and ask them if they can disprove the claims Call talk radio. Call newspapers. Call TV stations. If his claims are true then America has a problem on her hands and friends of liberty MUST stand up now.

    This needs more than a "no comment" this needs answers NOW!

  • Zionists are so cute when they get old. This guy actually sounds like a turkey. Jews lie more than Al Gore thats for sure.

  • shitler-loving antisemites like projectDurden is so ugly no matter what his age is. projectRuden is a lying turkey, that's for sure

  • please write EPIDEMIC GOKCE KIRMACI on the search bar and watch the drummer.he waits your special comments.:D:D:D:D thanks a lot

  • Old Cheeseball Republican toi-key

  • Fox "News" uber alles!

  • rav yankiff! nuch ah blonde shiksa? who was this showing you how to do the hula hoop?

    alla yidden vil halb kaket blonde shiksas! the pain and suffering of all those jewish mothers.

    yasher koach!

  • that's jackie wife/manager the same girl from the london pictures and she's not a shiksa...she's jewish

  • she should have her own vidoe!

  • Shiksa Traditionally, the word shiksa is used to refer to an attractive non-Jewish woman who is dating or married to a Jewish man. The word shiksa is derived from the Hebrew term sheketz, which means "loathsome", "abomination", "unclean", "dirty", "rodent", or "lizard", depending on the translator.

  • undiesInAbunch is a loathsome, abominable, unclean, dirty, rodent lizard

  • Is cutting and pasting a Wikipedia translation of a Yiddish word a crime?

  • undeisinabunch, yes, in nakedBison's ignorant urine-made brain it is a crime.

  • haziDead's brain is made of urine

  • since when are Jewish women not allowed to be blondes?

  • And, happy Thanskgiving.

  • Comin late to th party, only jus found out Jackie Mason's on uTub.

    Absolute comic legend,from th Catskills to today, and feel privelaged to sub.

    Although, when turkeyfying th Media, no mention of Fox News, doing t