While you guys are being fags I'm going to finish this big ass steak with a cold brew on the side. Enjoy being skinny fucks while my muscle mass keeps growing.
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Yes because all stupid dipshit hipsters are vegans. Only a genuine moron would conjure up such a video. I've had the misfortune of running into trendy hipster scenefags many times and I've failed to find one that was vegan. To the creator of this video, kill yourself.
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Most times when someone is insanely optomistic about anything, be it the Vegancult diet, political parties, actors, politicians...etc, etc, they have become an ideologue on the subject. You cannot talk sense to ideologues, waste of time. Just watch Msnbc and you will see them all day, same thing with followers of the Vegancult diet.
You don't act "evil", if you CAN'T think about your actions. This could be possible, but claiming it would put you on the same intellectual level with a lion.
If you REFUSE to think about your actions, you indeed act ethically relevant, "evil" if we want to call it like that.
How about the thousands of cavemen and herders that ate all that meat? Are they evil, when they were perfectly rational about "evil" the whole time? Who's to say that "evil" doesn't really exist, and that it's all just subjective?
@BlackRainbow667 I prefer eating cows to humans, but if I had to eat humans to survive, I'd lick my fingers while doing it, knowing I'd survive. I take it survival is "evil" too?
I fucking love it. This was a lot of fun to watch. It's hilarious that you made a video making fun of vegans, and all the vegans love it! Keep making these goofy punk rock rap videos.
hahaha. love this video. i love that bike snob suggested this! its amazingly accurate. while the intent may have been to offend, theres nothing offensive towards vegans in the video itself. now everytime my gangster-vegan wife and i go to the grocery store with our reusable shopping bag, i just say "bitch we so eco-friendly"
the sad reality is that most hipsters are so hip they aren't vegan...because being vegan is actually a lifestyle choice that is becoming more popular. Because of exposes about animal cruelty, the rampant diseases caused by a mainstream diet and the UN report citing animal agriculture as the bigget polluter of our air. So sadly, hipsters refuse logic and are obliged to be counter whatever is popular. So now hipsters eat bacon and drive really really old gas guzzlers and make youtube videos...
Being vegan is the healthiest thing for you, and for the planet. If that is fodder for sarcasm and others jokes we dont mind! Keep spreading the love!
Should have rhymed "never shop at the Gap" with "I compost all of my crap." not "trash" Haven't you ever even heard of humanure? Obviously you're not Oh So Vegan. ;-)
Your satire made me so mad that I'm going to ride my fixed gear to the Asian market and eat a whole can of seitan, then its off to the smoke shop for a pack of Bali Shag... Grrr! I'm about to rip off my diy stenciled American Apparel shirt out of pure rage!
That's how I found it. I love it by the way. As a former vegan, but still current anarchist punk, I find this video hilarious. I'm going to go show all my friends now. "Carpool to the shows, with all my crusty punk hos"
Hey I'm vegaaaaan
mikeisradasfuck 3 days ago
Nice but hard to hear the words. Could be that the music-vocals balance was wrong.
tardiskeeper6 3 months ago
@anonislegion Enjoy your steak but I was vegan the whole time I was in competitive MMA. ;) (Still vegan, but the mma team disbanded)
TheMMORPGAddicted 4 months ago
Is bali shag vegan?! cool song, tho i don't think half the people who see this will get it's a joke.
nickvicious1 6 months ago
I love being vegan <3 so so much!
JanethxJanethxJaneth 7 months ago 4
While you guys are being fags I'm going to finish this big ass steak with a cold brew on the side. Enjoy being skinny fucks while my muscle mass keeps growing.
anonislegions 8 months ago
rofl! This was very cute and creative. Thank you for sharing.
realityzeit 8 months ago
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Free Range crack wth hahaha
Exiria 9 months ago
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Exiria 9 months ago
UncleSamRapesKids = clearly a hipster
mikesnotworking 10 months ago
@mikesnotworking omg hahaha and you should get a job! or get fixed!
mikeisradasfuck 3 days ago
This make me smile.
Gahuki44 10 months ago 2
I'm gansta vegan :-)
melarvie 10 months ago 5
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These goodie-goodies make me sick. Meat forever.
evelsteev 11 months ago
How to make smooth mozzarella from motherfuckin' soy milk???
muniuniuniu 1 year ago
@muniuniuniu It's called motherfuckin' vegan cheese and it's delicious.
wonderfulvibe 9 months ago 3
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Yes because all stupid dipshit hipsters are vegans. Only a genuine moron would conjure up such a video. I've had the misfortune of running into trendy hipster scenefags many times and I've failed to find one that was vegan. To the creator of this video, kill yourself.
UncleSamRapesKids 1 year ago
LOL...people in the background at 2:46
amarantoskm 1 year ago
this is funny! haha :D specially that "recycle bitches!!" on 1:18 :)
amerlionne 1 year ago
vegans rock dude... vegan with a vengeance... good advertising mate!!
vegantriksta 1 year ago 4
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Most times when someone is insanely optomistic about anything, be it the Vegancult diet, political parties, actors, politicians...etc, etc, they have become an ideologue on the subject. You cannot talk sense to ideologues, waste of time. Just watch Msnbc and you will see them all day, same thing with followers of the Vegancult diet.
tickyul 1 year ago
I'm vegan, and I found this HILARIOUS! :D
amarantoskm 1 year ago 5
@amarantoskm
Me too! :D
Nakotazee 1 year ago
"I'm smooth like mozzarella make from motherfucking soy milk" Had me rolling. HaHa! Gangsta!
JustRockinMan 1 year ago
Was für ne scheiße...
MeCanFlyVeryHigh 1 year ago
It really made me smile =)
I'm also vegan
chenillette 1 year ago
Lions aren't vegan. Does that mean they're evil?
MacoutesGabber 1 year ago
@MacoutesGabber
*yawn* :)
Lions cannot act ethically, because they haven't the means to think about their actions. Hence they cannot be evil.
BlackRainbow667 1 year ago
@BlackRainbow667 so if I don't think about my actions, like the lion, then I'm not evil?
MacoutesGabber 1 year ago
@MacoutesGabber
Yes and no, but I'm glad you partly understood :)
You don't act "evil", if you CAN'T think about your actions. This could be possible, but claiming it would put you on the same intellectual level with a lion.
If you REFUSE to think about your actions, you indeed act ethically relevant, "evil" if we want to call it like that.
BlackRainbow667 1 year ago
@BlackRainbow667 Yes and no? hhhmmm.......
How about the thousands of cavemen and herders that ate all that meat? Are they evil, when they were perfectly rational about "evil" the whole time? Who's to say that "evil" doesn't really exist, and that it's all just subjective?
rearendlover 1 year ago
@rearendlover
If they were perfectly rational about "evil", I would be perfectly rational about it, when i ate human meat. Do you eat human meat? Why not? :)
BlackRainbow667 1 year ago
@BlackRainbow667 I prefer eating cows to humans, but if I had to eat humans to survive, I'd lick my fingers while doing it, knowing I'd survive. I take it survival is "evil" too?
evelsteev 1 year ago
@Gaara613 true that! :D
babyfacedstar 1 year ago
NICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE
myomoto4569 1 year ago
I'm another vegan who loved this video! Thanks for the smile!
captchoirqueer 1 year ago 2
I am vegan.
vegans are amazing people.
babyfacedstar 1 year ago 4
@babyfacedstar
And so are you!!! <3
wastelandfairytales 1 year ago
@wastelandfairytales Why, thank you!
babyfacedstar 1 year ago
Vegans rock!! :) even if this is a joke, it's still fun! Go veg!!
Aktivitetskalender 1 year ago 3
We are better than anybody else
opalescentdarkness 1 year ago
Is that Vancouver?
dekitai20 1 year ago
@dekitai20 : no, minneapolis
paigeguggemos 1 year ago
Vegans eating free-range? A satirical video is incorrect! Omggasp! :P
RambaFirin 1 year ago
Its such a cute vid I'm pimping it out ... but on a side note, you can tell the main dude is not vegan... he's too chubby. haha
emilyturner007 1 year ago
@emilyturner007
Do you actually know any vegans? They come in all sizes.
-Chubby vegan representative.
PumpkinRouge 1 year ago 6
im gonna hunt down all vegans and feed them meat!
crzsk8er 1 year ago
@crzsk8er and im a hunt you down and force tofu down your throat
choicesdefineus 1 year ago 4
The Hold Steady hoodie was awesome!!!
Seriously thanks for making this. I never realized what a stereotype I am...lol. This song describes me perfectly cause b*&%h I'm so vegan.
OneSweetWorldLIOG 2 years ago
Even in satirical videos, vegans are still awesome :-D
Casadh 2 years ago 41
GO VEGAN!!!
hellgoth 2 years ago 5
Lmao fucking right!!! VEGAN POWER!
Suckmyscene 2 years ago 6
hahahahahaha BALI SHAG. This was funny, I totally fit some of these stereotypes, but it's all in good fun :)
theicelands 2 years ago
It's so true....vegans are awesome!!!
stanfrow 2 years ago 4
What a Darsh Bag.
chopdownfences 2 years ago
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fuck being vegan,ill fuck up some carne asada
vivalamullet 2 years ago
BALI SHAG.
lehoipolloi 2 years ago
vegan is the BEST !
HUGME40 2 years ago 8
realy cool
Ruben3Arschtreter 2 years ago 3
2:31 was the best because its supposed to be disgusting, but i couldnt help but want vegan pie.
outercrest 2 years ago
Dan H:
Great stuff! You should consider posting these so so vegan vids on my new favorite site Funny Or Die...it is like a youtube for comedy.
sha sha sha shane
shanethepain1 2 years ago
NOOOT!
warequalsnofuture 2 years ago
You guys are aaawesome!!!
warequalsnofuture 2 years ago
Great stuff Dano!
JenniferMoulton 2 years ago
vegan unity!
Hxchatesyou 2 years ago
Nice :)
Lacobrigus 2 years ago
VEGANarchy.
DeLoused777 2 years ago
OMG now I got a hankerin' for some vegan banana meat.
kylesf411 2 years ago
I fucking love it. This was a lot of fun to watch. It's hilarious that you made a video making fun of vegans, and all the vegans love it! Keep making these goofy punk rock rap videos.
juicykarkass 2 years ago
I'm vegan and I'M LOVIN' IT!
saidinjest 2 years ago
crusty punk ho's!
twigenstein 2 years ago
car poolin, to the punx show...with all my gutta punk ho's..
mm4ng 2 years ago
Most vitamin water isn't vegan. (2:45)
LindseyInRevolt 2 years ago
hahaha. love this video. i love that bike snob suggested this! its amazingly accurate. while the intent may have been to offend, theres nothing offensive towards vegans in the video itself. now everytime my gangster-vegan wife and i go to the grocery store with our reusable shopping bag, i just say "bitch we so eco-friendly"
capuchin44 2 years ago 6
do you mind if i play this on my earphones XD
MrCosteffective 2 years ago
I'm oh so vegan, and although I loved the video- I wish it was serious!
You made a video that actually kind of insults vegans and the vegans love it! Great job!
I don't know what you were trying to acomplish with this, but you just made a great vegan video!
shae7d7 2 years ago 3
the sad reality is that most hipsters are so hip they aren't vegan...because being vegan is actually a lifestyle choice that is becoming more popular. Because of exposes about animal cruelty, the rampant diseases caused by a mainstream diet and the UN report citing animal agriculture as the bigget polluter of our air. So sadly, hipsters refuse logic and are obliged to be counter whatever is popular. So now hipsters eat bacon and drive really really old gas guzzlers and make youtube videos...
gewellig 2 years ago 3
Whoa whoa whoa. Weekly, is that a wool hat? LET ME SEE THE TAG.
toomuchsoy 2 years ago 5
Loved it
sunking1967 2 years ago
awesome song :D
MrCosteffective 2 years ago
I love this so much! I'm vegan and this cracked me up.
Jinxaire 2 years ago 5
Being vegan is the healthiest thing for you, and for the planet. If that is fodder for sarcasm and others jokes we dont mind! Keep spreading the love!
Chicago75th 2 years ago 55
@Chicago75th and the healthiest thing for other animals.
xxxZENicxxx 1 year ago
@Chicago75th
You have an odd idea of what's "healthy".
TheDarkflags 1 year ago
Yeah, I'm vegan ! (20yrs) I thought this a great micky taker and enjoyed the video.
Thanks
hettydoxy 2 years ago
Just so you all know......The sarcasm and hilarity is the point. MINNEAPOLIS!!!!!!
memyselfandi110 2 years ago
(yawn) "Vegan" is street for "boring."
osfania 2 years ago
bali shag? real Vegans grow their own tobacco!
naes666 2 years ago 7
"recycle bitches!"
4lilpups 2 years ago
This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time! Great job :)
londonmay1 2 years ago
The only thing that could make this cooler is if it was funny.
TheEriktron 2 years ago
dope!! V-Gun is where it's at
ZJSC 2 years ago
Should have rhymed "never shop at the Gap" with "I compost all of my crap." not "trash" Haven't you ever even heard of humanure? Obviously you're not Oh So Vegan. ;-)
Rage on freedom lovers!
vespabelle 2 years ago 2
I live in portland, oregon. we are chock full of amazing vegan crusty punk hoes. hellllz yeah this is amazingly accurate!
Zeenuh 2 years ago 2
Love it!
Ifoundher 2 years ago
Another vegan here. This is damn hysterical! I can't stop watching. Love it!
inkncarrots 2 years ago 3
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honestly the worst piece of garbage i've seen on the internet. I want my 4 minutes back. wow...
Not funny, clever, intelligent, creative ... yikes.
xbadbmx 2 years ago
que bosta de video é uma merda esse video nunca vi um video tao besta desses que merda em!!!
AlanEvolution 2 years ago
This is so awesome! I'm vegan and I can't stop laughing... my crack is oh so free range - ahaha!
poopiebitch 2 years ago 6
LOVE it!
SelahWrites 2 years ago
This is fantastic!
afritabandita 2 years ago
THis is titanic
Thurokiir1 2 years ago
awesome... nice job!
wayout71 2 years ago
I laughed so hard I choked on my tofu pup
cecilanne 2 years ago 7
Found this on PPK. Very awesome!
loveisthenewpunk 2 years ago 3
I'm vegan and I LOVE this; I may never stop laughing. And quoting: I'm smooth like mozzarella made from motherfuckin' soymilk!
(Also~marlenes212, I love that you commented; way to represent the awesome daughter!)
Desdemona1564 2 years ago 7
Takes poseur to an new level.
4n4Lv4p0r 2 years ago
easy..
ISOLATIONSS 2 years ago
Thank you for so prominently displaying my daughter's fabulous cookbook, Vegan With a Vengeance.
marlenes212 2 years ago 37
Your satire made me so mad that I'm going to ride my fixed gear to the Asian market and eat a whole can of seitan, then its off to the smoke shop for a pack of Bali Shag... Grrr! I'm about to rip off my diy stenciled American Apparel shirt out of pure rage!
grimsleaper 2 years ago
These guys need to play the Vegan Police in the Scott Pilgrim movie.
TheWhiteSkull 2 years ago
as a vegan, i feel like it's wrong to love this. but i do.
ltlghiagrl 2 years ago 7
It's funny cuz it's true!
resbalonso 2 years ago
I'm vegan...this is pretty funny/terrible. Groan...
And are the only people watching this from BSNYC? Haha!
Drucifer24 2 years ago
That's how I found it. I love it by the way. As a former vegan, but still current anarchist punk, I find this video hilarious. I'm going to go show all my friends now. "Carpool to the shows, with all my crusty punk hos"
TheBattleContinues 2 years ago
damn straight
grfab 2 years ago
This shit is about to go viral.
thesuperrookie 2 years ago
Awesome work!
moneyrake 2 years ago
I give this my vegan seal of approval. Now i'm upset that I don't have any crusty punk hos.
mrsbadmouth 2 years ago 6
wow, this is terrible. i am mad bike snob made me see this. and i haven't even started the quiz yet.
TheMeepers 2 years ago
LOL hipsters are hilarious.
EnvenomAscension 2 years ago
podium
medusiform 2 years ago