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  • Hey I'm vegaaaaan

  • Nice but hard to hear the words. Could be that the music-vocals balance was wrong.

  • @anonislegion Enjoy your steak but I was vegan the whole time I was in competitive MMA. ;) (Still vegan, but the mma team disbanded)

  • Is bali shag vegan?! cool song, tho i don't think half the people who see this will get it's a joke.

  • I love being vegan <3 so so much!

  • While you guys are being fags I'm going to finish this big ass steak with a cold brew on the side. Enjoy being skinny fucks while my muscle mass keeps growing.

  • rofl! This was very cute and creative. Thank you for sharing.

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  • UncleSamRapesKids = clearly a hipster

  • @mikesnotworking omg hahaha and you should get a job! or get fixed!

  • This make me smile.

  • I'm gansta vegan :-)

  • How to make smooth mozzarella from motherfuckin' soy milk???

  • @muniuniuniu It's called motherfuckin' vegan cheese and it's delicious.

  • LOL...people in the background at 2:46

  • this is funny! haha :D specially that "recycle bitches!!" on 1:18 :)

  • vegans rock dude... vegan with a vengeance... good advertising mate!!

  • I'm vegan, and I found this HILARIOUS! :D

  • @amarantoskm

    Me too! :D

  • "I'm smooth like mozzarella make from motherfucking soy milk" Had me rolling. HaHa! Gangsta!

  • Was für ne scheiße...

  • It really made me smile =)

    I'm also vegan

  • Lions aren't vegan. Does that mean they're evil?

  • @MacoutesGabber

    *yawn* :)

    Lions cannot act ethically, because they haven't the means to think about their actions. Hence they cannot be evil.

  • @BlackRainbow667 so if I don't think about my actions, like the lion, then I'm not evil?

  • @MacoutesGabber

    Yes and no, but I'm glad you partly understood :)

    You don't act "evil", if you CAN'T think about your actions. This could be possible, but claiming it would put you on the same intellectual level with a lion.

    If you REFUSE to think about your actions, you indeed act ethically relevant, "evil" if we want to call it like that.

  • @BlackRainbow667 Yes and no? hhhmmm.......

    How about the thousands of cavemen and herders that ate all that meat? Are they evil, when they were perfectly rational about "evil" the whole time? Who's to say that "evil" doesn't really exist, and that it's all just subjective?

  • @rearendlover

    If they were perfectly rational about "evil", I would be perfectly rational about it, when i ate human meat. Do you eat human meat? Why not? :)

  • @BlackRainbow667 I prefer eating cows to humans, but if I had to eat humans to survive, I'd lick my fingers while doing it, knowing I'd survive. I take it survival is "evil" too?

  • @Gaara613 true that! :D

  • NICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE

  • I'm another vegan who loved this video! Thanks for the smile!

  • I am vegan.

    vegans are amazing people.

  • @babyfacedstar

    And so are you!!! <3

  • @wastelandfairytales Why, thank you!

  • Vegans rock!! :) even if this is a joke, it's still fun! Go veg!!

  • We are better than anybody else

  • Is that Vancouver?

  • @dekitai20  : no, minneapolis

  • Vegans eating free-range? A satirical video is incorrect! Omggasp! :P

  • Its such a cute vid I'm pimping it out ... but on a side note, you can tell the main dude is not vegan... he's too chubby. haha

  • @emilyturner007

    Do you actually know any vegans? They come in all sizes.

    -Chubby vegan representative.

  • im gonna hunt down all vegans and feed them meat!

  • @crzsk8er and im a hunt you down and force tofu down your throat

  • The Hold Steady hoodie was awesome!!!

    Seriously thanks for making this. I never realized what a stereotype I am...lol. This song describes me perfectly cause b*&%h I'm so vegan.

  • Even in satirical videos, vegans are still awesome :-D

  • GO VEGAN!!!

  • Lmao fucking right!!! VEGAN POWER!

  • hahahahahaha BALI SHAG. This was funny, I totally fit some of these stereotypes, but it's all in good fun :)

  • It's so true....vegans are awesome!!!

  • What a Darsh Bag.

  • BALI SHAG.

  • vegan is the BEST !

  • realy cool

  • 2:31 was the best because its supposed to be disgusting, but i couldnt help but want vegan pie.

  • Dan H:

    Great stuff! You should consider posting these so so vegan vids on my new favorite site Funny Or Die...it is like a youtube for comedy.

    sha sha sha shane

  • NOOOT!

  • You guys are aaawesome!!!

  • Great stuff Dano!

  • vegan unity!

  • Nice :)

  • VEGANarchy.

  • OMG now I got a hankerin' for some vegan banana meat.

  • I fucking love it. This was a lot of fun to watch. It's hilarious that you made a video making fun of vegans, and all the vegans love it! Keep making these goofy punk rock rap videos.

  • I'm vegan and I'M LOVIN' IT!

  • crusty punk ho's!

  • car poolin, to the punx show...with all my gutta punk ho's..

  • Most vitamin water isn't vegan. (2:45)

  • hahaha. love this video. i love that bike snob suggested this! its amazingly accurate. while the intent may have been to offend, theres nothing offensive towards vegans in the video itself. now everytime my gangster-vegan wife and i go to the grocery store with our reusable shopping bag, i just say "bitch we so eco-friendly"

  • do you mind if i play this on my earphones XD

  • I'm oh so vegan, and although I loved the video- I wish it was serious!

    You made a video that actually kind of insults vegans and the vegans love it! Great job!

    I don't know what you were trying to acomplish with this, but you just made a great vegan video!

  • the sad reality is that most hipsters are so hip they aren't vegan...because being vegan is actually a lifestyle choice that is becoming more popular. Because of exposes about animal cruelty, the rampant diseases caused by a mainstream diet and the UN report citing animal agriculture as the bigget polluter of our air. So sadly, hipsters refuse logic and are obliged to be counter whatever is popular. So now hipsters eat bacon and drive really really old gas guzzlers and make youtube videos...

  • Whoa whoa whoa. Weekly, is that a wool hat? LET ME SEE THE TAG.

  • Loved it

  • awesome song :D

  • I love this so much! I'm vegan and this cracked me up.

  • Being vegan is the healthiest thing for you, and for the planet. If that is fodder for sarcasm and others jokes we dont mind! Keep spreading the love!

  • @Chicago75th and the healthiest thing for other animals.

  • @Chicago75th

    You have an odd idea of what's "healthy".

  • Yeah, I'm vegan ! (20yrs) I thought this a great micky taker and enjoyed the video.

    Thanks

  • Just so you all know......The sarcasm and hilarity is the point. MINNEAPOLIS!!!!!!

  • (yawn) "Vegan" is street for "boring."

  • bali shag? real Vegans grow their own tobacco!

  • "recycle bitches!"

  • This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time! Great job :)

  • The only thing that could make this cooler is if it was funny.

  • dope!! V-Gun is where it's at

  • Should have rhymed "never shop at the Gap" with "I compost all of my crap." not "trash" Haven't you ever even heard of humanure? Obviously you're not Oh So Vegan. ;-)

    Rage on freedom lovers!

  • I live in portland, oregon. we are chock full of amazing vegan crusty punk hoes. hellllz yeah this is amazingly accurate!

  • Love it!

  • Another vegan here. This is damn hysterical! I can't stop watching. Love it!

  • que bosta de video é uma merda esse video nunca vi um video tao besta desses que merda em!!!

  • This is so awesome! I'm vegan and I can't stop laughing... my crack is oh so free range - ahaha!

  • LOVE it!

  • This is fantastic!

  • THis is titanic

  • awesome... nice job!

  • I laughed so hard I choked on my tofu pup

  • Found this on PPK. Very awesome!

  • I'm vegan and I LOVE this; I may never stop laughing. And quoting: I'm smooth like mozzarella made from motherfuckin' soymilk!

    (Also~marlenes212, I love that you commented; way to represent the awesome daughter!)

  • Takes poseur to an new level.

  • easy..

  • Thank you for so prominently displaying my daughter's fabulous cookbook, Vegan With a Vengeance.

  • Your satire made me so mad that I'm going to ride my fixed gear to the Asian market and eat a whole can of seitan, then its off to the smoke shop for a pack of Bali Shag... Grrr! I'm about to rip off my diy stenciled American Apparel shirt out of pure rage!

  • These guys need to play the Vegan Police in the Scott Pilgrim movie.

  • as a vegan, i feel like it's wrong to love this. but i do.

  • It's funny cuz it's true!

  • I'm vegan...this is pretty funny/terrible. Groan...

    And are the only people watching this from BSNYC? Haha!

  • That's how I found it. I love it by the way. As a former vegan, but still current anarchist punk, I find this video hilarious. I'm going to go show all my friends now. "Carpool to the shows, with all my crusty punk hos"

  • damn straight

  • This shit is about to go viral.

  • Awesome work!

  • I give this my vegan seal of approval. Now i'm upset that I don't have any crusty punk hos.

  • wow, this is terrible. i am mad bike snob made me see this. and i haven't even started the quiz yet.

  • LOL hipsters are hilarious.

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