Scrambled!

[VaniilaCake]

I could smell eggs ... LOOL.

[hhartely35]

I thought "come on Curt, just two eggs ?" .. and then by magic you added two more .. how about that..

[OhCurt]

Heehee, I was reading your mind.

:-)

[RobNorthampton]

Very cleverly scrambled there Curt. Words and eggs.

I like scrambled eggs but hate cleaning the pan afterwards, so I do mine in the microwave in a plastic bowl. A few drops of oil in the bowl, mush the eggs up with a little milk and whatever else, and micro for a few minutes. Take them out and mush it all up with a fork, and put them back in for a bit if there's any liquid left. Empty out and eat. And the bowl stays virtually clean.

(For those of us who 'dislike' cooking, and cleaning pans!)

[PaintedRavensong]

I had forgotten that John Ritter died. Testie huh? heheheh Curt, you are the ONLY one I know who could possibly combine Three's Company, dead Johns and scrambled eggs together in one video and have it be seemless. You are my hero!!!

(((((((((((((CURT)))))))))))))­))))))))

[OhCurt]

LOL

Thanks, MIc!

Hey, sometimes these things just flow on their own, ya know?

I was channeling the early stand-up comedy spirit of Ellen DeGeneres... on a couple cups of coffee, of course.

[speedyconkiwi]

oooooh i love scrambled eggs. it's so simple and yet yummy ^__^ now i'm hungry.

[OhCurt]

4 days later, I hope Ralf was good enough to fix you SOMETHING to eat!

:-)

[OhCurt]

From now on it is. Yes. LOL

[ralfonzo83]

I want you to cook for me some day, with or without talking about testicles.

[OhCurt]

I misread that as "talking testicles"

...hmmm... if you're in need of any more Germy characters, that might be a possibility.

[MicheleMidnight]

oh no...better not let Egg see this! ha ha ha. and i don't have the cooking gene either!

[OhCurt]

It really IS a gene, isn't it!

And I won't tell Egg about this if you don't.

;-)

[MattHawes]

Great vlog, Curt! I love the way you said "I'm hungry" at the beginning. I personally enjoy cooking, except for the cleaning up.

-- Matt

[OhCurt]

The cleaning up part needs to be removed from the process.

I believe this strongly!

[lmdelsanto1]

I rather enjoyed your cooking video. Hey, I just lost 80 pounds and counting...with Atkins and that is perfect on my diet. I think my last comment got blow off...anyway, you made me laugh my head off resulting in endorphins rushing to my healing knee ...what a man you are. :) hugs from rhode island..

[OhCurt]

CONGRATS on the weight loss.

And I'm glad the laughter helped with the healing knee - it really is healthy stuff, laughter.

:-)

[TheRonGordyShow]

Curt! This is good stuff... Thank you so much for sharing those tid-bits about yourself.. I feel closer to you in a way that helps me feel not so alone.

Oh, uh, Don't quote me on this one but, I believe your forks are up-side down in the fork portion of your silverware tray..

;-)

[OhCurt]

Hey, I'm the last one to scold the silverware for not being straight.

;-P

[spydog97]

Ritter was always the comedian...'sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't'. RIP John.

[OhCurt]

I know, that's such a genius quote! LOL

[audionautix]

no...screw that..this is one of the best vlogs I've seen in a long time. Very well done....but not overcooked.

[OhCurt]

Wowzers!

Thank you, Jason.

[audionautix]

thanks for cooking this up. This was a pretty tasty mix of a lot of things you wouldn't think would really go together in one pan...if you get my drift.

[point5past]

i've never seen someone treat their pans with more respect or chop with greater panache. i once saw an exposed testicle from the second row during curtain call of a toga-wearing rendition of julius ceaser. was that two dozen eggs in your fridge? that's a lot of egg for a single guy. -scrambled comment

[OhCurt]

Scrambled comments are the best.

Expired eggs cuz too many were purchased... not the best.

YAY for exposed testicles - they're so much more fun in person like that.

[DameEdithDivine]

Great Video! Thanks, djBEN, for adding it to your favorites. If not for you I may have missed it. OhCurt your a fine storyteller AND a good cook.

[OhCurt]

Thanks, my dear (and thanks to djben as well)!

YouTube has given my inner blabbermouth a safe playground.

[dl737]

Sounded like a homage to Andy Rooney - Intentional or not. I missed the testicle I guess on the first viewing - sorry - but thanks for the info.

Eggs looked dislish :)

[OhCurt]

The Andy Rooney influence wasn't conscious, but the Ellen DeGeneres nod here was. Coincidentally enough, Sign543 caught both the DeGeneres and Andy Rooney-ness of this, plus I'm certain that subconsciously I was influenced by his videos as well.

The joy of all this is that we often bounce off one another in cool ways without even realizing.

[captainfury2007]

Of course. They couldn't have accidentally flashed Chrissy's cooter huh?

[OhCurt]

She saved that for Playboy.

*rim shot*

[RiverBirch1967]

It took some cajones to make this video. heheeeee. Just HAD to say that.

[RiverBirch1967]

Did you just put the eggshells back into with the containers with the eggs? And what was Jack wearing that you could SEE a testicle? He wore tight pants but they weren't open? I had a friend who was a hooker but that's another video.

[OhCurt]

Hooker friends... yes, this NEEDS to be a video. LOL

(and, yep, you saw that right)

[Blizzeekitty]

Yay a vlog!!

Speaking of... When my city put up a website with the faces of all the hookers and johns arrested, on the first page alone I had went to school with two of the hookers and one of the johns was Cameren's little girlfriend's dad... ah, good memories.

I wonder if I can find that screen shot online, I am in the mood for a little testicle.

[OhCurt]

HA! I love it. If they did that in Los Angeles, the Interwebz would overload and crash.

Hope you enjoyed that "Side of Ritter"

;-D

[pneumaticproceder]

P.S.

Great story.

[OhCurt]

LMAO!

Diana said she caught a case of involuntary twitching from watching this.

Thanks, glad you enjoyed.

:-)

[pneumaticproceder]

Your gay card has been revoked until you

at LEAST get a cutting board..

Diana's eyes must be doing calisthenics!

[missdivinestalls]

You and your... ahem eggs.

[OhCurt]

We're a team, yo!

;-P

[Dianasme]

What? no ketchup on our scrambled eggs?

[OhCurt]

Don't hate me for this, but I have an aversion to ketchup (and also catsup).

I've been told that this makes me a weird person.

[Sandguy99]

Damn. For years I was looking for Jack's testicles, and now you tell me I missed it!

[OhCurt]

I enjoy being a catalyst for many things - helping people find the testicles is just one of them.

[tweetnes]

This was great. I did watch three's company..I did & I enjoyed it & laughed my ass off . :) German & Greek background & they all loved to cook.

My Dad (German) was a great cook an he loved cooking for us. But he made us eat some very strange things sometimes. Kidney stew...Oh My it was gross. it took all day to cook (or it seemed like all day) & it stunk & tasted worse then it smelled.

Other then that everything my dad cooked was Yummmmy

The point? I do not like to cook :)

[OhCurt]

LOL - parents are always forcing us to do things and eat things and listen to things and read things that we don't like.

And they always seem to tell us it's for our own good when it's really just yucky.

:-)

[fehquig]

I love it! Even though I'm no fan of cooking either I really enjoyed this video, especially the narration... While watching I was reminded of Sign543... At the end, Cindy from across the room said, "Curt sure sounds a lot like Zipster's friend!" Which leads me to believe that we're increasingly all bouncing off each other :)

[OhCurt]

I'm cracking up at people hearing a Sign543 influence here. Tony's vlogs are excellent, but I was channeling Ellen DeGeneres' earlier days of stand-up, which not too surprisingly, Tony seemed to pick up on when he watched this - turns out she was a bit of an influence on him.

No man (or woman) is an island - creatively or otherwise.

:-)

[fehquig]

Egg pun alert :)

[SunnyDazStormyNitz]

OMG! ROTFLOAO!!!

Thanks for the glimpse inside your mind and the opportunity to see how it works. LOL Dammmmmn talk about "SHINY" and yet it was like one amazingly fluid thought somehow.

This was great! Where's our eggs?

[OhCurt]

Yep, thanks to repeated exposure to cathode ray tubes over the years, this is often how my mind works.

Ps. The eggs are in the mail. Hopefully the grease won't soak through the envelope too bad while they're in transit!

[AngryAussie]

That was some awesome stream of consciousness work!

[OhCurt]

I like how you describe it. I've been calling this a brain fart.

:-)

[blackturtleshow]

Nice stove - One of these days I got to replace mine!!! Interesting cooking video!!!

[OhCurt]

Thanks - I suck at cooking, so I figured why not just take the realism approach.

The stove is pretty cool - electric is far less messy, I've noticed.

[darlynn12]

Its midnight and now I want a scrambled egg. darn you lol

I was talking to the screen "No not metal in a pan, dude you'll ruin the pan" lol

[OhCurt]

HA! Late night cravings can be the best OR the worst.

And now you know why I shouldn't have nice things.

[Arthur40TwoDent]

Great video Curt, I just love how the vloging and cooking merge into one. Not a fan of scambled eggs, but I do like an omelette.

[OhCurt]

Thanks to her cooking vids on her PrincessDiana161 channel, Diana had made me curious for a while now, "if I were to do a cooking video myself, what would it look and sound like?"

Behold the scary answer, I guess!

:-)

[dicom]

Curt you've done it again. Splendid video!!

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Terry!

[schmumpkin]

This was like Andy Rooney meets a male vesion of Julia Child, so...Julius Child, I guess?

Great video :)

[OhCurt]

LOL

Thanks.

Someone else mentioned hearing some Andy Rooney influence in this. Considering the years I grew up watching him on 60 Minutes, that's no surprise.

:-)

[bearchay889]

I cook things i see in dreams.Sometimes i luck out and make something good.I need to get 3's on dvd but i have to many tv dvd addictions i got the hole series set of Soap the other day for 32 bucks.The best John Ritter movie/tv show is Americathon 1998 in where he plays the president.

[OhCurt]

Wow, who knew dreams could act as cook books. That's pretty cool - so long as you're not cooking unicorns.

I never saw Americathon - in fact I don't think I knew about it until now. And Soap is one of the coolest shows from that era. Smart purchase, I say!

:-)

[bearchay889]

Well the french still eat horse i think so unicorns are probley really good.

[GreatGig1]

Good to see you know how to scramble eggs! And you even put in "extras"...and no...I'm not referring to the John Ritter "extra"...lol

[OhCurt]

LOL - ya know, season 8 really didn't even need any extra features thanks to that.

Oddly enough, though, they didn't list on the packaging "John's Right One" as one of the special guest stars.

[romaczech75]

I see a belly 2:59 - 3:13.

[OhCurt]

I see it every time I look in the mirror.

Or look down, for that matter.

[3BallJosh]

This may seriously be the best vlog I have ever seen

[OhCurt]

All other videos need no longer be live.

You're welcome.

[bowing as rotten tomatoes fly toward me]

[brojoghost]

such violent cooking! Pulling the pan out of the cabinet, the butter scene, but one thing you can do WAY better than me is cracking an egg. I can never crack an egg without crushing it into tiny bits somewhere.

And "eggs" also happen to be Russian slang as well. "Yaitso!"

[OhCurt]

So if someone calls me a Yaitso Head, I should take that to mean they think I'm smart, right?

[brojoghost]

lol... "yes" :p

[andymooseman]

is that what they call a wardrobe malfunction?

And there was me thinking Janet Jackson had invented that.

Wow, the things i learn on this channel.

Hitler had only one testicle. But then you probably knew that already.

I wonder if they made an omeltte from the other one? No wonder he was mad & invaded Poland :)

[OhCurt]

Laughing myself to the point of coughing here, Andy!!!

Ya know... I feel robbed because I don't think we ever discussed how many testicles Hitler had during the entire time I was working on that degree.

*still coughing as I finish typing*

[andymooseman]

i thought i'd do my comment in the style of your voiceover. Glad you liked it.

Just think what you could have done, if you'd had that information before?

The world is your oyster :)

[thatsmisskellytoyou]

I think the reason why testicles can be also called eggs, cause some might consider that its the the female reproductive system, just turned inside out... I think. Or something like that. So if thats true, then yeah, the testicles would be where the eggs are.

But yeah, that vlog was extremely random for someone just making some eggs.

[OhCurt]

Random chatter mixed with random cheddar... it's the ony way to go.

;-)

[mwest1234]

Such a keen eye. Makes me want to eat eggs.

[OhCurt]

Not to mention busy pause and search buttons.

;-D

[Perroquet51]

I just don't have the energy to go hunting for Ritter's testicle. Couldn't you just do a video where you re-enact the scene?

[OhCurt]

LMAO

Your comments always kill me - in the nicest way, of course.

[CrappyCartoons]

Such a dull knife.

And yet at the same time what sharp humor.

[OhCurt]

The cheese wasn't even sharp.

(and thanks for the compliment!)

[DeniseVlogs]

HA i really enjoyed how you made this. I know I only cook because I have to... I'm too poor to eat out or order in often, so if I don't cook I'll starve. Or I'll have to eat cereal all the time.

[OhCurt]

It's cheaper to stay in and poke people on Facebook, huh.

;-)

[moviegasm]

Oh man- You've made me soooo hungry. Curt, can you make me toast, an omelette, 2 pancakes, bacon and ham? I'm soooooo far from the stove... It's really inconvenient. :)

K THX :D

[OhCurt]

You think heading to your stove is difficult, try shoving that food order through a DSL line! LOL

[moviegasm]

lmao!

[SomeUselessGeek]

Next time, add some of the Hormel bacon pieces from the little bottles. Oh, and some green pepper. I hate all the slicing and dicing required to make food, but I love to eat it.

[sound of Marty stuffing his face]

[SomeUselessGeek]

And by the way -- list the name of Jason's piece in the credits, willya? Keeps me from having to search through them all. You usually do this...

[OhCurt]

I'm glad you said something because at one point a couple people complained that it was too much reading. LOL

The name of the tune here was "Essence 2"

And thanks for the bacon pieces recommendation. I LOVE bacon!

[Zed2six]

ok from now on, my right testicle will be named "a charming stranger"

[OhCurt]

LOL

[nbwulf]

Enjoyed it amigo... fun lil vlog.

Now, can I get an order of those eggs?! =)

Cheers... J.

[OhCurt]

Sure thing.

[dings bell with spatula]

PICK UP!

[Brianswers]

I liked your rambling in this vid. :) I add green onions to scrambled eggs. It's pretty good.

[OhCurt]

I'm so lame, I don't think I even fully know the difference between the various types of onions. LOL

yeah, it's that bad.

:-)

[Brianswers]

Hehe.. green onions are the green stems with a tiny onion attached at the bottom :)

They usually have roots. We stuck them in the ground and kept growing. havent had to buy any all summer. lol

[OhCurt]

Wait - you can replant them and they keep growing??

Good grief, there IS a lot about onions I don't know.

[Brianswers]

yup.. not if it's jsut the root ball that you were using, I don't think.

I was surprised too. First time we've tried it. :)

We just let them grow and harvest the greens. Some of them have grown huge now with big root balls, or whatever you call the actually onion part. lol.

(And no not THAT type of balls.. haha)

[OhCurt]

Balls... it's either the theme of this entire corner of YouTube now OR it's become our albatros, I can't tell which. LOL

[SimplyMelissa101]

Curt, I just LOVE the way you put videos together! Why oh why can I NOT focus and put something together thats not completely stupid??? WHY!!!???!

[OhCurt]

Ah, there in lies the trouble. Don't aim for stupid or non-stupid. Just take a brain fart, hit record, and let it take you where it wants to take you.

:-)

[LeSaMilano]

Blink is right about that Sear's catalog egg display. Or were those nuts? Aw shoot, some food or t'other. LOL

I love cooking, but like eating other people's cooking better! This is what a vlog is all about. 5 golden testicle for you. xxxxx

[OhCurt]

I'm suddenly wondering what that award statue would look like... LOL

xoxo

[xjasongarciax]

Damn, that looked good! Sad thing is you cook better than I do! :o)

[OhCurt]

OMG, that IS sad! LOL

Thanks

;-)

[1DRock37167]

Here, we have an eccentric politician named John J Hooker who eats like a pig and is full of bullshit!

[OhCurt]

*rim shot*

[grumpychuck]

I love cooking...I do all of it in our house...it's the calmest part of my day...I also really enjoyed John Ritter and John Denver, though heavily ridiculed for it, he did a great job in the movie "Oh God".

Time to start dinner!

[OhCurt]

Dinner?? Ah, yeah, I forget the time difference.

And you're right, Denver kicked butt in that movie... suddenly wondering why I don't have that in my DVD collection... hmmm.

Miss your vlogs, btw!

[bugsinrug]

John Ritters testicles?!! What was he wearing in that episode? A skirt? No wonder why Chrissy was always snickering! luv you!

[OhCurt]

LOL - Chrissy would have popped a pigtail had she seen that.

(((Chris)))

[imajeanyus]

move over paula dean!!

[OhCurt]

She'd flip her fritters if she had to watch this!

[bwhahrhr]

I realy enjoyed this.

[OhCurt]

Ah cool, I'm glad.

:-)

[kenrg]

So, how does one "accidentally" expose a testicle on the set of a TV show? I tried that once, just from the audience, and I found my ass tossed out on the pavement quicker than you can say "Gower Gulch." If it tasted like he loved cooking, then he probably did.

[OhCurt]

So YOU'RE the legendary Ball Boy of Gower Gultch??!!

It all makes sense now.

Hey, how did the festival go? I trust we'll get some kind of update after the excitement dies down...?

8-)

[scottfaithfull]

i love the way you said "i'm hungry". you crack me up. ooh lovely plates too! awesome you can cook. i can't. my list of issues continues... lol. :)

[OhCurt]

More issues than Life magazine, eh? LOL

(that's how I was described once, so consider that my show of solidarity)

:-)

[PrincessDiana161]

I might have to be committed for a while after watching this. I have a severe twitch in my eye and probably wont recover for a long time. OMG did you put those eggshells back in the fridge???? OMG MY NERVES!!!! I CAN'T!!!!

I am going to take a Valium now and try to catch John Ritter's balls on that episode, maybe it will wipe the image of you cooking out of my brain.

[bugsinrug]

I know Diana!! I freaked when I saw Curt put the eggshells back in the container and into the fridge!! Maybe we should fly out together and inspect his kitchen... naw

[PrincessDiana161]

Forget inspecting his fridge, I can think of more fun things to do if we fly out there. I so need a vacation!!

[OhCurt]

Ya want me to fix you a Xanax Scramblette for your nerves?

;-P

[PrincessDiana161]

Noooo please stay away from the stove before someone gets hurt... or gets food poisoning

[OhCurt]

[stands on rooftop threatening pedestrians with George Forman Grill]

[PrincessDiana161]

***Buffing Nails***

 SO?

[OhCurt]

Make a video, betch!

[holds fork to non-stick pan in threatening manner]

[PrincessDiana161]

I tried editing last night... sometimes when you're not in the grove it gets so frustrating. So I gave up and decided to stare at the ceiling all night :)

[2MuChDeAn]

3's company. omg :p

before my fiance and i got together, i used to cook breakfast every morning that my kids were at my place.

now that my kids live in my home (along with my fiance and her kids), cooked breakfast seems to be a rarity. wtf is up with that?

[OhCurt]

Ah the distractions of a full, busy household. The more activity around, the more likely that is to happen, I think.

[gabrielized]

Eggcellent randomosity!

[OhCurt]

No yoke?

[longhairred]

LOL Eggs and testicles... er... um... *no comment* ;)

[OhCurt]

;-)

[ItalianStallionette]

This video is all kinds of crazy! hahahah I love the hell out of you. testicles, hookers, and 3's company. Today is going to be a good day.

[OhCurt]

(((Gina!)))

On a mostly unrelated note, when I was watching the early episodes of 3's Co. again, every time I watched the opening sequence where Ritter fell off his bicycle as the hot chick walked by, I would picture Christopher Mast recreating it.... sorta made me wish we could do a YouTube version of that. In fact, Diana could play Janet and accidentally water you-as-Chrissy instead of the plant in the window.

:-D

[ItalianStallionette]

Diana can water me ANYTIME!

[OhCurt]

LMAO!!

[CountryComesToTown]

Curt I just got back from Waffle House and your eggs look much better than my eggs but you missed out on the bacon, grits and waffle. Anyway, I vote for more cooking and story telling episodes! What's for lunch?

[OhCurt]

LOL - we'll see if I have any more like this in me. Diana's cooking videos are always so good, she made me curious as to what kind of cooking video I'd make... this wound up being the answer, I guess.

[SEXYgayIOWAboy]

lol. that was an awsome story

[OhCurt]

Kinda twisty-turny in places, huh.

Thanks

:-)

[Broetchen4me]

one more tip...first cook the chicken ,onions in the butter until a little chrunchy...than add the eggs and cheese...and great story btw...;-)

[OhCurt]

Really? Okay, that makes sense. And here I thought that because the chicken was already cooked that I might ruin it by doing anything more to it.

Thanks!

[Broetchen4me]

i love cooking...;-) i kind of wanna make myself something now...;-) hmmm

[MGB1000]

Now if if you will use oil instead of butter and add a spoon of sour cream, and turn them less, you will get a much better fluffer egg. So good.

[OhCurt]

I love my eggs fluffy, too. Thanks, I'll remember that!

:-)

[xenafairy3]

I found this little article, Curt. I love the line at the end.

[OhCurt]

I almost shared his quote but decided it would ruin it for anyone who took the time to read that. The line is pure genius!

[xenafairy3]

That would make you very smart. But you don't need me to tell you that. :)

[thenudo]

John Ritters testicle can be found here on YouTube too!! Just saying lol. GREAT vlog! Now I am hungary tho! I am a HUGE fan of Three's Company AND John Ritter. I met him once - really great 5* guy!!

[OhCurt]

That clip is on here? LOL - yeah, that makes sense.

:-)

I never had the pleasure of meeting him in person, but I've only ever heard good good things. Apparently he got a genuine kick out of how much people enjoyed that show, which is kind of a contrast I guess to how some actors handle being typecast.

[LuckyStrike502]

Great video! I like cooking, but I absolutely HATE washing dishes. Therefore, I don't cook as often as I'd like.

[OhCurt]

Ditto.

They need to design some self cleaning dishes.

COME ON, TECHNOLOGY!!

[colinchloe2229]

Lovely job on this video, as usual! Now I'm hungry!

[OhCurt]

Thanks - and bon appetite!

[theburnman]

Hey, those eggs DID look good! Great video Curt, very funny. If every show on the Food Network was like this, nobody would watch anything else! :D

[OhCurt]

HA! Thanks. If every show on Food Network was like this, right wing Christian groups would go nuts!

pun intended

[SwtSug3742]

my dad enjoys his ham and onion omlettes that I make him.

I like to cook, but not on a hot summer day yuck D:

[OhCurt]

You cook for your dad? Ah how cool.

:-)

And I can relate. If a breeze had not been blowing through here at the time, I would have opted to prepare a bowl of cereal (and this would have been a shorter video).

[canucktunes]

They're called "Prairie Oysters" here in Canada.

Haven't had them. Not interested in having them. I can't even stand real oysters.

[OhCurt]

Real oysters are supposed to make us horny. But I never had the balls to try that out.

*ahem*

[canucktunes]

:) I tried oysters when I was a kid and hated it. I prefer clams and scallops.

[cooksterz]

Ya know eggs do have some good ole Vitamin D in em, and i like mine cracked in the pan too, and not scrambled in abowl before! Mine expoired Aug 12th... eh? still godd right? smon 12 days , they gotta be edible.. just not fresh!! ahh i want eggs now.. Curses! loved the commentary.. LMAO

[OhCurt]

Expiration dates... ya know, I should occasionally check those. Oops.

Well, Aug. 12th isn't THAT far behind us, but make sure you have health insurance and an M.D. you can trust before attempting - which I'm not officially recommending you do. LOL

[AnnyaMoon]

Lol wut. :) Hey Ive never seen the chicken with the eggs, looks good.

[OhCurt]

I was sorta grabbing randomly from the fridge, but whattayaknow it turned out okay.

:-)

Actually the eggs looked pretty good! I'm in the camp of cooking because I have to rather than because I like to. That said, I actually do cook a fair amount because I enjoy eating something halfway decent once in a while. Usually with eggs I fry a piece of ham really brown and then scramble the eggs in