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  • Poor Hitler :-(

    I must admit though, if there wasn't a genocidal maniac Hitler before this one, it would be much easier to feel sorry for this one.

  • Felt so bad fer' him... ;-; I probably would've torn off Goring's limbs and crammed them down this throat.

    Too bad Hitler and Co. didn't have a "Christmas is about friendship :D" moment; oh well, its the Downfall Parody Universe! XP

  • FE-G instead of Reichazon then. XD

  • 'Damn that bloody man' LOL

  • poor guy just wanted a christmas..

  • @urha90n71 no

  • I genuinely felt sorry for him. With these parodies it makes it hard to believe that he was that murderous maniac...

  • @Benad361 Hmm lol it's hard to believe that the man who started WWII cries about MW2, talks to cats and is constantly being pranked.

  • I actually feel sorry for him. MERRY CHRISTMAS HITLER!!

  • LOL Reichazon. A parody of Amazon.

  • I died when Hitler said "And this map will be celebrating Christmas with us". xD

  • Is it weird that I felt bad for Hitler?

  • why didn't Hitler take everyone out to a fancy restaurant and personally buy the gifts himself? unless the shops have been bombed, then i don't see why not

  • i felt something twist in my heart for Hitler =.= i hope he has a better Christmas this year :)

  • ಠ益ಠ

  • Wich lettertype did you used??

  • Bah humbug LOL

  • Awesome, as usual, keep up the ranting!

  • check  my channel for a sequel!

  • "Don't cry, they were probably crap presents." ROFL, nice! XD

  • "Piss of" never gets old.

  • Sounds like my Christmas

  • Can someone tell me what program was used to make that intro at the start and where to get it? I really like it.

  • I actually felt sorry for him, lol.

  • I stopped using Reichazon YEARS ago!

  • Rofl

  • Fergilarse ha ha.

  • this is great, you should do a New Year's one

  • What's Reichazon a parody of?

  • @maggosh i think it's supposed to be making fun of "Amazon" lol xD

  • @XXAznShortyXX Really? I ordered a lot of old N64 tapes on amazon and they all came without trouble. Maybe I'm one of the lucky ones.

  • @maggosh the bunker version of amazon

  • Goering, Himmler, and Fegelein disliked the video

  • shoulda added the part where everyone offs themselves from such a terrible christmas

  • Fegelien made 3 accounts and dislike the video

  • Fegelien , Reichazon , Himmler disliked this video

  • i think the 3 persons that dislike this video are jews hahahah

  • Amazon is equally shitty. Lol, i think hes referencing that on amazons one day shipping it will arrive 3 days after christmas lol

  • First time I ever felt bad for Hitler...lol the look on their faces when Hitler said the decorations and presents were stolen (6:00) made me feel even worse.

  • LOL. Great stuff. Simply funny.

  • Communists that celebrate Christmas... now that's odd.

  • @dynamicpj1 Fascists

  • @dynamicpj1 Hitler and his ilk were actually Fascists, they detested Communists, that's why they killed them in street battles and packed them off to die in concentration camps, but believe it or not near the end of Downfall he actually expresses slight admiration for the Soviets, he calls them 'the disciplined people of the East'.

  • stalin have 3 accounts in youtube

  • goring at all the food? lol! and himmler stole everything else for himself lol!

  • lol krebs is getting tired of being told to piss of

  • poor keitel loves christmas. and the map will be celebrating with them!

  • I just love it when Hitler shoots down Skeletor's kissing up to Hitler comments.

  • Bah Humbug ............. LOL

  • HOW MANY REICH BUSINESS ARE?!!!!

  • @michasx90 Reich corp owns everything!

  • @michasx90 reich corp owns everything!

  • You should make a continuation with Fegelein actually giving the presents to everyone in the bunker EXCEPT Hitler, and have Hitler ranting about how he got nothing for Christmas.

  • 20th-21st century ranting award winner to:Adolf Dolfy Hitler!!!!!!

  • Well, good thing he didn't use FedEx for delivery....LOL!

  • 07:52 everybody looks at Fegelein.

  • @TrooperCT51088832 very pissed off! :)

  • Hitler disliked this video.

    Forever alone.

  • awesome shit

  • At 2:30 it is pointed out "Maybe next time you will listen to me instead of telling me to p*** off". "P*** off!"

    At 03:19 no bones are made about it:- "I can't believe he managed to eat that much food all by himself!"

    05:53 - can you believe I was not actually expecting the Reichsfilcher-SS to have nicked the decorations and presents?

    07:52 - you've got to love Fegelarse's expression!

    BAH HUMBUG! lol tolhurst

  • I want have sex with hitler and eva.and himmler and feleglein

  • =( why can't Uncle Adolf ever have a nice Christmas? ='(

  • One of the best rants ever. I lmao-ed the whole time

  • New movie idea How Goring and Himmler stole Christmas

  • omg cant really concentrate if im watching this movie coz i cant watch it seriously hahahahha coz everytime i always go for hitler meme LOL

  • brilliant....

  • 1 person ordered at Reichazon ;D

  • Last year I ordered from Reichazon, and my copy of Black Ops got Fegeleined too, so I feel deine kampf, mein Fuhrer. I've also since boycotted Reich Games because of the Deus Ex debacle.. I hope Hitler doesn't mind me getting all my games off of Heiss Wasser, now.

  • Reichazon.de :) nice

  • lol you never run out of ideas

  • i feel so bad for hitler.... he needs a hug

  • I founded reichazon along with feleglein

  • For once, i do feel bad for hitler. He actually tried to make a good christmas this year. (The rant was good, but I sympathize with Hitler). 

  • Goring has a very, very big appetite.

  • skeletor should run Reichazon.

  • All I want for Christmas is FEGELEIN!

  • I caused him to rant because i own reichazon

  • Those 2 dislikes were made by felegin lovers.

  • LOL. To be honest, Amazon is just as bad as Reichazon depicts.

  • I actually feel sorry for ol' Hitler. He just wanted Christams, and he can't even get that. Damn you Goring, Himmler, and most especially Fegelein! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!

  • We wish you a Ranty Christmas

    We wish you a Ranty Christmas

    We wish you a Ranty Christmas

    And a whiny new year!

  • If you think about it Hitler tied to do something nice for the buker people but fegelen had to ruin it so ya dam him

  • this should be named me at wal-mart

  • Dat intro.

  • Fegelein= Grinch

  • I LMFAO when Hitler said: And this map will celebrate Christmas with us...

  • dont cry there were probably crap presents

    XD

  • merry crisis and happy new fear

  • merry christmas and happy year to you hitler muhahahaha

  • I'm waiting for Hitler Pants Parodies and Hitler's Panting Christmas.

  • Lol, so Hitlarious...

  • I felt bad for Hitler =(

  • jesus goring, eat it all why dont you. i cant ever look at a picture at him ever again and not wonder what he ate. and im a history major!

  • 9:58 "The prick is alone."

  • 2 people ordered at Reichazon

  • Even the url agrees

    FUAAAAAAAUAA

  • I dont like to see Dolfy sad and dissapointed on Christmas :/

  • "Bah, humbug"

    Nice one, HRP, nice one :D

  • FegelBrothel would be a jolly place to celebrate Christmas!

    And lol at Fegelein being just outside by the door!

  • Cant you make a christmas were hitler is really celebrating it with food, presents, decorations and all? I dont like to see hitler dissapointed on christmas!

  • @swedishplayer97

    Surely someone will make it, pray for it, or wish to Santa.

  • I feel bad for hitler

  • Poor Hitler... The crap he has to deal with... This one had me cracking up though.

  • If you could deepen a thought. Hitler's pushing his generals to breaking point.

  • Later that night, Hitler is visted by the 3 ghosts of chrismas.

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  • Ha.... Jodl got his job back :)...

  • I'm guessing someone had a bad experience with Amazon this year and decided to make this video :P

  • Reichazon = Amazon's Nazi Branch? :O

  • I just love, my dear Skeletor, makes my day in every movie

  • @Johnny99112 In real life Goebbels and Bormann were the only occupants of the bunker who remained loyal to Hitler to the very end, Goebbels was Chancellor for one day after Hitler shot himself (see the scene where he rants at his generals after they try to surrender to Zhukov)

  • Maybe he should go to ReichBay.

  • @loveleopardprint haha that's the company of Fegel Inc, the rival group of ReichCorps...xD

  • lol i guess jodl is back in the bunker

  • @054martinm Did you not watch the jodl rebellion 3? He has his old job back.

  • Looks like Jodl got his job back.

  • Well, it's not like Hitler is going to get anything from santa except for enouigh coal to fill his bunker and bury him alive, so, I'd call him lucky this time. Dang it, Himmler! Why'd you have to steal all his coal!? You could have prematuraly ended the holocaust, as well as bring justice to that Nazi ***hole.

  • Yay for canceling Christmas WTG!!!!

  • What!? Jodl is allowed to be in the bunker again?

  • YAH YAH YAH YAH

  • @g2c4u SPEER JAH

  • With Jodl back in the room. I take it that he and Hitler are friends again?

  • Well now I know who ruined my Christmas this year!

  • Great, but the title credits are about 5 seconds too long!

  • I was one to dislike this teehee

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  • And to think Hitler was actually trying to do something nice for his people

  • Well, you may've had a shitty Christmas, Hitler...But it gives you more time to plan a bitchin New Year's party.

    See? Plan it! ;)

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  • At 4:28 I was thinking "This Christmas will definitely get worse with Himmler and Fegelein in possession of the decor".

    5:53 See, I was right.

    7:25 See, I was doubly right.

  • MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

  • EPIC!, If he had only sent Grawitz out to look for the presents

  • it's good that i dunno german (only know SOME though and i can't hear very well the german words) bec. if ido, i might not find this hilarious

  • "The Himmler That Stole Christmas" xD

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  • How to Resolve this? Leave the bunker

  • @NightPro08 And probably get hit by Soviet shells

  • Did Hitler cancellled christmas?

  • Who else got the joke at the very end when Hitler said, "Bah, Humbug."

  • Hitler's epic fails are epically hilarious :)

  • Thank you so much for the episode, I loved it. Merry Christmas!

  • Fegelein, the next Grinch.

  • new intro <3

  • Damn Goring! If he eats all the food of the world, I wish Hitler will kill him!

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  • 2:06 - 2:14 I feel exactly what hitler feels like. Apparently my order from UPS is two day's late, after I paid extra for express deliverie.

  • At least it answers the age old question of who ate all the pies. :P

  • I feel bad for hitler

  • Koller does everything

  • @thisdayinWW2history No he doesn't. He's everywhere NOT doing anything. :P

  • Look on the bright side Hitler, at least sooner or later Tukachevsky will steal Stalin's presents...or maybe not

  • & poor Hitler :(

  • Very funny!

  • Oh shit. Fancy beginning.

  • When Hitler was sent to hell, he ended up trapped in this bunker. Forced to relive HRP's videos until the end of time.

  • @TigerXtrm There was in fact another parody (since deleted sadly) called 'Hitler goes to hell', where Jodl told him he had to relive the original bunker scene for all eternity.

  • Goring sounds like a very fat bastard.

  • "Perhaps next time you will listen to me, instead of telling me to piss off."

    "Piss off."

    LOL

  • and everything is back to normal after hilter and the jdol rebellion :3.

    hitler decided to celebrate Christmas

  • lol..jdol got his back job :3 

  • You should make a "Hitler rants about his employees", using the classic scene where they are all in the room and standing outside listening.

  • 7:54 LOL everyone's like "Well, Fegelein? What do you have to say for yourself?"

  • REICHAZON XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD how epic is this?

  • At the en,you should paste the part when hitler shoots himself!!!

    It would be awesome!!!

  • You deliver yet again HRP!! Merry Christmas, to you and to Dolfy and the bunker gang as well :-)

  • ..and this is why hitler killed himself......

  • @TheArchangel115 Yeah all his Christmasses sucked and he couldnt take any more lol

  • @TheArchangel115 In real life his last Christmas was in 1944, how he 'celebrated' it is not recorded, at least to my knowledge.

  • Keep up the videos!!!!

  • Himmler is a faggot

  • @AObgYT HIMMLAH!!