Jesus was phone

[aslacuentayya]

.But... noone answered

[maidenphann]

Eh, this video sucked.

[niiicckkmaheeya]

SPOILERS: God isn't real

[BTIsaac]

@niiicckkmaheeya

Spoiler: Nobody cares what you think.

[KrazyKuKluxKiller]

@BTIsaac You cared enough to say something about not caring. Nice way to shoot your argument in the food there, buddy.

[BTIsaac]

@KrazyKuKluxKiller

No, I just wanted to make sure you know. I felt sorry for the little idiot who thinks he's saying smart things and people respect him for it.

[TheSlendyMan]

a skeleton popped out

[frzferdinand72]

moshi moshi jesus desu

[turboskanker]

"LIFT UP THE RECEIVER, I'LL MAKE YOU A PHONE."

[D3STRUKT0R99]

@realwaluigi

You sound mad, bro.

[Symbioteposion]

@realwaluigi wasn't jesus a jewish arab?



[realwaluigi]

@Symbioteposion yes

[honorific88]

@realwaluigi Ever heard the saying; "The internet is where religion goes to die."?

You have a right to be religious. I can respect that right. But god help you if you think theology has a snowballs chance in hell when faced against reality.

[realwaluigi]

@honorific88 well, EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME if I don't want to sit here and have my religion made a mockery of!!!! What the hell is wrong with you people that you seem to think its appropriate or acceptable to go around the internet bashing religions and mocking beliefs!? what right do you people have to bash my religion and get Highest-rated comment for it, but MY comment DEFENDING the things that I believe to be FACT gets voted down? God help all of you, everyone who mocks God is a lost cause.

[honorific88]

@realwaluigi We bash your religion, mostly because it teaches people to be satisfied with inadequate answers to profound questions... Makes people contempt.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence after all... I'm just sorry to say that "god did it" doesn't suffice for an answer in a world where empirical evidence is so plentiful.

Don't fret though; Once you fully understand why you don't believe in other gods, you'll understand why we don't believe in yours. :)

[realwaluigi]

@honorific88 That is your OPINION, that doesn't make it truth. In fact, what you believe is true and what I believe is true are 2 TOTALLY different opinions, but that isn't enough evidence to say that either is actually true. Yes, I admit, I have no evidence that God exist's, but you have no evidence that He doesn't. So, you really have no right to go bashing other's beliefs when you yourself can't even prove your own. I can't prove anything either, but you don't see me mocking other religions.

[honorific88]

@realwaluigi I'm well aware the entire debate is unfalsifiable. Lets use Occam's razor to make this a bit easier to compare.

I say god doesn't exist.

Religion says god exists... and there's a plethora of rules associated to otherwise appease god(s).

Who is making the larger claim?

-

I have a right to mock religion not only by my basic first amendment rights, but by the fact that I was raised in a religious household. I'm well aware of the mental gymnastics people perform to keep faith going.

[chainsoar]

@realwaluigi WAIT BACK THE FUCK UP DID YOU JUST SAY THAT OCCAM'S RAZOR WAS THE OPINION OF A YOUTUBE USER

LOL

[Kazisho]

@realwaluigi

>God help all of you, everyone who mocks God is a lost cause.

Holy shit, I'm Christian myself, but EXACTLY THIS is what makes Christians look like idiots.

Go die in a fire.

[KrazyKuKluxKiller]

@realwaluigi Sorry, toots, but for me to even begin respecting something, it has to be real.

[realwaluigi]

@KrazyKuKluxKiller I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response

[thePezinator]

i cant stop laughing

[code641]

hmmm seems to be a commentary on our existential loneliness in the universe

[xxxBakeneckoxxx]

JESUS CHRIST. ANSWER THE PHONE!

[modlany]

@xxxBakeneckoxxx

I see what you did thar.

[Kazisho]

Moshi, moshi, Jesus, dess.

[Faybro]

He has no head.

[saarkhe]

If Jesus was phone, then who was Jesus!!??

[W4st3l4nd3r]

You can call jesus all you want, But he will never give a shit.

[RanmaSaotome10]

He never answered my prayers. ;-;

[gameboy772]

At first I didn't get it. Then I laughed very hard for no reason. This is win.

[Panda934]

best. video. ever.

[Monerasauce]

GODAMNIT ANSWER THE PHONE ITS JESUS

[chriswww]

If Jesus was phone then who accidentally flesh-light and is this dangerous?

[MutadedMich]

THAT WAS THE BEST VIDEO EVER CREATED IN THE WHOLE INTIRE EARTH, DUDE YOU GOT SOME TALENT

[D3STRUKT0R99]

@MutadedMich

Thank you, kind sir. I try my very best.

[syockit]

Isn't this Asahara Shoko? It's from the Shinrikyo cult anime.

[nocturnGER]

Imagine Jesus is calling you... and you´re not at home!! D: DUN DUN DUUUU

Suck on that Creepy Pasta, Internet!

[sakyourameshi]

THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!

[IKILLEDKENNY96]

gay... but jesus is awesome

[blingerninja]

Shit-steak, I can't stop laughing.

[HardbeatAcolyte]

So it was phone, after all?

[eth92]

Jesus, this is taking fore- oh.... damn....

[Meowcow42]

OH SHIT JESUS

better not chastise your girlfriend thurrr

[divinewaltz]

59 people use at&t

[TheVerySpecialThommy]

nice zooming action

[johnnybravo937]

aweeee shiet it's deja vu

[nickringer]

Just like prayers..

Nobody's listening.

[Renaissanceish]

@nickringer you win the internet

[AtomicBomb79]

@nickringer Dude i lol'd irl and I'm Catholic XD

[toetancham]

@AtomicBomb79 LOL I'M JEWISH PLZ SUFFOCATE ME WITH ZYKLON B

[mrbob091]

THEN WHO WAS JESUS?

[OBEYWEEGEE]

@mrbob091 Certainly not jesus

[TheDeepThinkingDoll]

Thumbs up if you actually watched the whole thing. 

[M00pered]

@TheDeepThinkingDoll how bout thumsb down if i actually watche the whole thing

[bambiiiiiiiiiii]

0:42 !!!

[junglemonkeymann]

Where is my prize for watching this?

[Synergy9k]

BUT THEN WHO WAS GOD?

[keeptrackfaves]

I like the part where he talked.

[ndyt]

You would think Jesus could get a cell so people could call his ass.

[gwhaberlein]

phone: hello is this the suicide hotline

Jesus:....

[craponnaruto]

No, Mom was phone.

[OrangeHarrisson]

damnit jesus just leave a message already

[themidgethotel]

Jesus was phone. THEN WHO WAS JESUS?!?!

[LeahKaiulani]

lolz

i knew Jesus was the answer for everything

[TheTyrantDragon]

How dare they put me on hold!?

Im not dying for their sins.

[Dranoko]

Justin Long=Jesus

[GhostG40]

I could listen to this all day.

[Robfire10]

........

WHERES HIS BODY

[DaltonMan321]

MAKES PERFECT SENSE

[Jesscookie1]

I 'm pretty sure he has a neck, guys. If you look closely, he has a beard that makes it look like he has no neck.

[pixledemon]

So the answer is Jesus.

[PrinceLotus1]

Hello?

[RetroZombieee]

Jesus has the same dot on the eye like I do.

I WAS PHONE.

[Crimpyiff]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER

[cilibinarii]

Nietzsche was right after all!

[DieRightNowPlease]

I wonder who he was calling O_O

[joelaka3pac123]

i kept waiting on him 2 say

"what are you doing with my daughter"

[PeopleR2sensitive]

JESUS WAS A MOTHERFUCKER

ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE

[joelaka3pac123]

@PeopleR2sensitive since epic beard man

that is now a respectful compliment now used for true gentlemen

[GamerUnleashed]

But..but...but..phone is who?

[tvrockz]

Moshi moshi? Jesus dess~

[Stranglehold432]

-comment deleted by Jesus-

[theitmoo1]

@Stranglehold432 YES lol

[MudchopX]

Where's his neck?

[theitmoo1]

@MudchopX hes jesus he doesnt need a neck.

[gorbachev9]

Oh shit why didt i anwser!

[xXMxExGxAxDxExTxHXx]

hello, operator? connect me to jesus please.

[MikoKikyou]

Jesus is calling you...

[Kittensharkable]

I hate it when zombies call me.

[mikehunterpunt]

Jesus never answers your calls, especially since he are ded!!!

[superbob24]

Silly kids Jesus "Christ" isn't realy.

[attackthem5]

@superbob24 Isn't really what?

[xIBrUtALiTyI]

This changed my life

[LoffleMe]

maybe god was phone.

[ajpackman9]

Why the hell is Jesus white in that picture??

[endroo93]

Cause he supports mormonism

[attackthem5]

@ajpackman9 Jesus wasn't black.

/argument

[mcrubxpcod2]

hello, who is this?

Its Jesus lol

[blabitybloo1]

you is infected by teh flood

[TheWalrus19]

MOTHER WAS PHONE! durp a durp

[BlueKewne]

just like real life, Jesus puts you on hold and never answers your calls.

[XXuranoobXX]

No, thats just his voicemail.

[johnnylr]

............................

[VinylVidz]

The best part was when the phone rang

[YoBadMama]

@VinylVidz Your shitting me!

[RyanWright999]

@VinylVidz Oh my, haha ha! Your comment is funny because the phone rang throughout the entire video. You're so creative and original for saying that. And the fact that 95 people like your comment proves you're not a stupid shit for writing it in the first place..

[C3lticlord]

@RyanWright999 Well someone had to say it

[RyanWright999]

@C3lticlord I like the part when you replied to my comment. Ok I'm joking, but my point was that someone just HAD to say it.

[xXchibiichiXx]

"knock knock" who is it? It's Jesus lol

[schizma111]

you could have at least shouted "WAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER"

[jgdrumz15]

this was the dumbest shit ever.

[itachi456789]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[Chulacker]

Indeed.