Atheist are by far some of the biggest fucking retarded idiots ever put on earth and one reason why is because they do not care if they go to hell and will be stupid enough to wonder why they are there just like when they do not get raptured they wil be like dur why am i still on earth,they should have idiot brandon on there foreheads.
@TheShinobi32 Whatever helps you to sleep at night. Believe in a false prophet or believe of another but you know deep down, you second guess it everytime you say you believe. Gute nacht maedchen.
@TheShinobi32 whats up you inbreed piece of garbage.... havent responded yet... yeah your probaly dead.. like i said intelilligent design MY ASSSSS... ROFL LMFAO...... god was apparently drunk when he cretated humans.... you very easily fell into the trap known as " christianaty" and if your not dead ............... hold your breath.............. longer......... almost there.............. DEAD:)))) i cant wait till you get raped up the ass by a niggerrrrr:)
@bpayne00295 Im a christain becuase im smart just like you are a retarded faggot because you love sucking dick and all of you atheist are so fucking dumb a fucking hampster could out smart you and bitch you let horses fuck you up the ass and deap thoat them you fucking faggot.
@TheShinobi32 that still doesnt change the fact that your the baby of a rape victim, of a fat white hoe stripper prostitute, who sister is a dyke, and cousin of sister (which is the one who raped your mom) who happans to be a mexican drug dealer and your moms name is paul... oh and you got fist raped by 5 black guys, and then mouth raped by perez hiltonn and jeffre star...... so considering all that ill take it easy on you:)
@bpayne00295 Why dont you come here and say that so i can use your head as a soccer ball now that would be fun,pluss breaking some of your bones,knocking out some of your teeth that would put a big smile on my face and your mom is a donkey her and a cow fucked and you are the result of that.
@TheShinobi32 come on is that all youv got . you poor excuse for a 36 year old. lmao arguing with a 16 year old over youtube hahahaha how pathetic. you probably live in your moms basment and you get off by butt fucking your 5 year old sister..... it would be enjoyable to slice your dick off and then shove it in your mouth then gett your ass butt fucked by a bull. youd like that wouldnt you.... sweet heart:))))
@bpayne00295 Bitch i would love to see you try to slice my dick off you retarded faggot you bring your knife bitch i have a machette and nunchucks i will take those nunchucks and beat your brains out.
@TheShinobi32 oh excuse me mr. christian ill use a samiru sword to cut your dick off then shove it in your mothers mouth..... and mambey you should accept the fact that your father is also your uncle:))). lol you have no life... your a fat geek who is obeesed with world of warcraft and you live in your moms basement paly dungens and dragons for your spare time when your not going around preaching your dumbness that even a 10 year old could look through:)
@TheShinobi32 Hey Mr. 'Christian' :) You sound very very thick from what you're saying here. I thought that Christians loved their neighbors? You don't sound very Christian to me. You say you're smart, and you can't even spell deep. The way you're speaking to this teenager kind of makes it seem like you'll go to hell anyway. To finish off I will now give you a little quote.
"Arguing on youtube is like winning a race in the special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
i swear to god im not lieing when i say god doesnt exist and religion can suck on my hairy balls, which in religion "god" made. so god can also suck on the balls he made.
@AmandAmiris You want be talking shit when you are spending youre time with you're buddy satan then you will realize just who the retard really is so have fun.
@AmandAmiris You are retarded and you have alot of fun with satan when you go spend some quality time with him and remember to take alot of sun block because it is going to be verry hot and take some cold drinks because there is nothing to drink.
@AmandAmiris Blind followers you want be saying that one day i gaurentee that,atheist will doom there selves to hell by not believing in and accepting Jesus as there savior and you think that is smart you are as dumb as a donkey just remember dummy when you are in hell you put you're self there for being a dumb ass.
Lets see if these people laugh when the rapture comes i want to see there faces from heaven when there going duh what just happened they will probably say it was radiation or aliens that got everybody what idiots.
@TheShinobi32 Hello again you worthless fuckwit. Are you going to *every* standup routine about religion on youtube and posting the *same* cretinous message?
@KapStuf Bitch if you wre here and i did not have to worry about getting arrested or sued i would beat you senseless and dare you to say something else and you have fun with you're buddy satan im shure you will have plenty of time to get to know him like eternity for example so you have fun being his bitch.
@TheShinobi32 So your argument for christian love is "i would beat you senseless"...and you're *still* going on about being satan's "bitch". Why do you have so many sexual fantasies about being anally raped by a half-goat supervillain?
Interesting that you call me "Bitch" - quite revealing. And you even manage to spell it right - so it must be an important word for you.
Please continue to post your sex fantasies. For now, you're still quite amusing.
@KapStuf Bitch you will be the one getting raped by all those deamons in hell they will be running train on youre ass so you have fun with that you stupid shit.
@TheShinobi32 Yeah you love talking about getting held down and gang raped by a gang of bully men. Do they make you bleed in your fantasies? Are their penises bulbous and smooth, or are there tearing little spikes on the end? Do they laugh when they plough you, or is it silent and ritualistic? You've got all the kinky details worked out in your mad little head.
@KapStuf What i would like to do is work my fist on youre face and use youre head as a punching bag and youre body as a kicking bag and it is spelled deamons you dumb fuck.
@TheShinobi32 You're a pathetic little coward, tripping on childish revenge fantasies against anyone who dares to know better than you, ie. everyone. I bet you cry yourself to sleep every night because the very few people who don't ignore you, remind you you're a ignorant braindead nutcase. You probably pretend to know about guns and martial arts too.
And the next time you try (incorrectly) lecturing someone on spelling, try not including three spelling mistakes.
@KapStuf Bitch you would not say that to my face i am a good shot with a gun i have been shooting them most of my life and i have pistols,shotguns,rifles,i train in mixed martial arts i use moves from boxing,thai boxing,hapkido,taekwondo,kenpo,jeet kune do,ninjutsu,jujutsu,i know how to use knives,tonfas,bo staff's,double sticks,nunchucks,swords,chains,sais,spears,shurikens,climbing claws so you bring it on bad ass after i beat the shit out of you don't be a bitch and run to the cops.
@TheShinobi32 Either your Hensōjutsu is amazing, or your Seishinteki kyōyō doesn't exist. If you really had even a quarter of these skills, you wouldn't be the wingnut you are.
By climbing claws I presume you mean tekagi-shuko. The correct plural is nunchuku. Badass is usually one word. Kenpo is a non-specific term, covering several different martial arts. And it's interesting you keep referring to someone you hate as your 'bitch' - twice now.
@KapStuf I do have those skills you fucking rat brain faggot,you probably can even fight period if you tried to fight me i would probably laugh at you the whole time i was kicking you're ass.
@TheShinobi32 You've claimed to have at least 24 skills. Each of which takes constant practice for at least a year to get vaguely good at - and maybe a decade to become a master of.
So you are either several hundred years old, or a rank novice in a long list of things you suck at.
@TheShinobi32 ...Or you're just completely full of shit.
Seeing as you've failed to master your own native language, haven't answered a single point anyone's put to you, and spend your time posting your one single idiotic thought about satan to every youtube video you can find, it's clear which.
@TheShinobi32 well you see mr shinobi i am a demon that takes the form of a black dovermine i can move faster then neo off of matrix, i can scream so loud that a boulder shatters, i can shot lightning out of my mouth, and i can posses gods intelegent design known as human.(btw may i ad that you make humans look incridebly stupid... more stupid than they already are).. yea intellegent design my ass. your god is a joke.:))
@bpayne00295 Ok you retarded piece of shit you tell that to his face when you stand before him and do not be a bitch either say it to his face and see what happens.
@TheShinobi32 if god ever shows his pussy ass to my face i will tell that to him. then i will morph into my true form and shoot his god damn ugly face off with my lightning bolt... oh yea did i mention i can morph to. and your taijustu moves arnt a facter considering im a demon that can shoot lightning... but right now im possesing someone and making people on youtube pissed off like you:)))) btw did i mention that i am able to live off hate.... in short you help keep me alive:)
@bpayne00295 lay off of the drugs retard and i do not think you have the fucking balls to say that shit to Gods face and if you do say it to him it just proves that you are retarded.
@TheShinobi32 rofl.. hahahah. ok seriously all jokes aside though you are just a troll....... do us all a favor and hang yourself you inbreed, dickless, brainless, bastard whos probably sad cause your the baby of a woman whos got raped and you delude yourself into thik gning god loves you... but he doesnt.... god despises you.. have fun commiting suciced:)))))
@TheShinobi32 If the God of the bible exists, and I got a chance to speak with him after a life of not believing his existence, I would most definitely have the balls to bring up his behavior in the old testament, I would ask why he slaughtered those people, and I would be mad about it. Of course I would be retarded if I did say it to God's face, BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE HE EXISTS. You cannot fear something, hate something, that you do not regard to even exist. Have a good day.
@b33p3rz You are in for a big surprise and i thank God im not as stupid as people like you you atheist do not care if you go to hell but you think you are so smart and really you are as stupid as a donkey but better you idiots than me and you will stand before God eventualy and we will see if you have the balls to say those things lol.
When do I laugh ! I found it more sad than anything that this guy with his transparent sense of humour stereo typed all christians as sellers of their religion,more pathetic than anything else, the part that wasn't pathetic was just so sad, I wonder if he ever thinks how life on earth was created, Iknow!
@atlast17 He doesn't stereotype every fucking Christian, and if you've ever been in any major city (especially NYC) you must have experienced some dumbfucks giving you flyers with stupid slogans like "Jesus loves you" etc. The point in this video was probably that everyone's opinion and personal life is THEIR own fucking business.
@Minority119 LOL I don't mind late replies dude. I've watched Christian TV channels and they're fucking hilarious as well. Great entertainment when you ain't got nothing better to do.
I've seen that joke about Gays coming to the door somewhere recently. Your video was uploaded three years ago, so I'm pretty sure you wrote it first. Just a heads up.
@destal2 Wow man I like how you act like you know. Nobody can be certain of anything regarding religion. Be modest and humble. Learn to question things your told by anyone. Question everything. The only thing I'm certain about is my hatred for religion. But I'm not gonna say I'm right either.
wow youve gotten alot of views thats all cool and stuff haha but its going to suck when you go to Hell . . . yup thats an actual place prob more real than you fake life right now and your one of the lucky ones that gets to lick satens balls dawg im a sixten year old boy and i know better AND IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD SO MUCH WHY POST THIS CRAP ALL ON YOUTUBE YOU RETARD! JUST SHUT UP AND STOP WASTING YOUR TIME! OH AND. . . . WE FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOUVE DONE!!!!!!!!!
Atheists just found a fossil older than Richard Dawkins dark-yellow underwear. They also said that the other two fossils are not that old as Hitchens brown trousers/underwear!!! Its amazing how these scientists can find out the age of Hitchen and Dawkins underwear!! And the remaining three little fossils date back to when Harris small underwear were 3-year-old!!! This is far-fetched how atheists keep impressing us All!!!
That is what happens when you die ok?? Dont listen to religions! if you take the time to make someone happy you will get that back, now if you continue to be a dick you will also get all that back!!
After this happens your given a choice to continue your time in heaven or go and help the people you hurt or the sons and daughters of the people you hurt!!
Its likely that after all that time in the room you can tend to feel a little guilty!!
You ever here the saying Hell on earth? Well its half true any pain you cause you will feel it when your dead!! Take Hitler for example he will feel every single persons pain for the rest of eternity!! The lord does love you more than you might think...
He does not judge you when you die, You DO!! Now this goes on for about 2 weeks in are time... Since there is No time over there it may feel like forever or you may never get out depending on how much pain you caused!!
Jesus Christ is alive and well. He shed his blood to give you life eternal, free you from your sin, if you choose to trust him, and save you from eternal damnation. God gave you the right to choose your final place of abode when you die. You can choose eternal happiness or eternal punishment. If you would like to make Jesus Lord of your life, just pray, invite him into your heart, ask him to forgive your sin, and be your Lord and Savior.
ignorant asshole... first he talks about how gays should keep it to themselves and then he goes on to talk about how he himself worships vaginas... well, mayb he should also keep THAT to himself than!
I believe that was his point. He won't wear a vagina if christians don't wear a cross. I think you missed his irony on that one :) I seriously doubt he actually goes door to door trying to spread vagina worship. I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
Who's they, FixerTheWise?? Yeh cause every gay person goes to the gay parade?! It might aswell be be the 1950s still. Gay people have a parade because they are so surpressed by society and made to feel like they should be ashamed of who they love, so for one day of the year they express themselves.
@andoneshow Express themselves? Why do you think they call them Pride Parades? Its more of an asshole parade aka "happy people parade" too bad they only last 100 years and then are quickly replaced my a new legion of faggots who worship each other and a God they believe lets them do it.
Yeah... It's not like we have out Heterosaxualy perades like gays do theirs, I mean I have not problem with Gays but they give you the expression that they don't think they are different they think they are more then the avarage and that's not nice i say
I do, well it's actually the public view fault in a way cuz when ever they want to critisize someone they look him up and if it turns out he's gay it's over for them.
I don't hate gays but just because I don't feel particuilarly compassionate about them many people called me a homophobe. I say it's their business their trouble and I don't want to get mixed in it.
I hate to say it but the difference between people selling religion and selling anything else is that those religious folks are under the misapprehension that they might save your eternal soul - HUGE motivation.
I agree. I believe that there should be no limits or impositions on personal belief, except when that personal belief attempts to impose itself on the beliefs of others.
Remember people, on the coming months of September to December, there were 2 volcanoes that would erupt in the US, the name of these volcanoes have something to do with faith. This eruption is a trumpet blast from God. Repent now people! Avoid pornography, smoking, cursing, fornication, adultery, immorality, occultism etc. Be holy; do not turn to church for salvation, turn to Christ
Basically avoid every human instinct and god will be happy. Im glad I dont live in america with all that christianity bullshit going around. Fuck god!
they are getting over it slowly. And Europe is equally shit, they just cover it better.
If you think USA is badly religious once you should take a look how they live in India! (well, they don't have ID-movement, so 1 point for them for that)
How about you turn to "go fuck yourself." Where the fuck do you get off acting like you know what "God" wants? It's a fairy tale. It's completely and utterly myth. If not, may god strike me down right now....
See, nothing. Fuck god and all those who wish to be the slave of a fictional character.
Stereotypes are stereotypes... unfortunately, think about how many religious people know many gay people. Hell, for all they know, that's how all gays act... as some of them have told me.
Stereotypes are universal and funny... just as long as no one or no thing is off limits. :)
"Cause Jesus loves everybody" But only if you go to church every weekend and give him a bit of money to be a member. He sounds like a hooker, doesn't he?
matthew2:22... but anyone who says "you moron" is in danger of hells fire. matthew7:21-23 not everyone who says to me lord lord will not enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of my father in heaven. many will say "didnt i prophesy in your name and heal the sick" and i will say i never knew ye, depart from me worker of iniquity.
Matthew 2:22.But when he heard that Archelaus was reigning in Judea in place of his father Herod, he was afraid to go there. Having been warned in a dream, he withdrew to the district of Galilee. Nice try, get your facts straight.
The passage pretaininjg to the healing the sick , prohesying in your name, and driving away demons refers to False prophets who claim to be just like Jesus, having the same miracle working powers, adn doing his work without consent. Am i driving out demons. From your narrow point of view, yes, but from the reality stance, im fightin back against those who detest the name of the Lord.
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The thing that keeps you from confessing your sins is maybe because youre a gay...it only takes a man to admit mistakes and sins be confessed. Be a man buddy.
What a fucktard, man americans suck
DrTheKay 1 week ago
Atheist are by far some of the biggest fucking retarded idiots ever put on earth and one reason why is because they do not care if they go to hell and will be stupid enough to wonder why they are there just like when they do not get raptured they wil be like dur why am i still on earth,they should have idiot brandon on there foreheads.
TheShinobi32 3 months ago
@TheShinobi32 Who's Brandon and why should he be on my forehead?
SouthParkMaster66 2 months ago
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Have u lied? Have u stolen? Jesus said if you look at a woman with lust you have committed adultery with her in your heart. have u done that?
If God judge’s u by the Ten Commandments will u be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? Does this concern you?
Do u need a Savior from your sins?
Jesus (The Son of God)came, lived a sinless life, died on the cross (for our sins) and rose again on the third day.
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standingontruth1 3 months ago in playlist Religion
Atheist=retardation remember that.
TheShinobi32 4 months ago
@TheShinobi32 Whatever helps you to sleep at night. Believe in a false prophet or believe of another but you know deep down, you second guess it everytime you say you believe. Gute nacht maedchen.
HappyIsFleeting 4 months ago
@HappyIsFleeting I believe in God and Jesus you stupid shit.
TheShinobi32 4 months ago
@TheShinobi32 Ja ich weiss. I just like being an ass every once in a while.
HappyIsFleeting 4 months ago
@TheShinobi32 i feel sorry for u
Atheist961 4 months ago
@Atheist961 You are an atheist and you feel sorry for me what an idiot you should feel sorry for yourself for being a dumb ass.
TheShinobi32 4 months ago
@TheShinobi32 dude u believe in god , this is so stupid , we live in the 21 st century .. not the dark ages .. learn science douchebag
Atheist961 4 months ago
@TheShinobi32 whats up you inbreed piece of garbage.... havent responded yet... yeah your probaly dead.. like i said intelilligent design MY ASSSSS... ROFL LMFAO...... god was apparently drunk when he cretated humans.... you very easily fell into the trap known as " christianaty" and if your not dead ............... hold your breath.............. longer......... almost there.............. DEAD:)))) i cant wait till you get raped up the ass by a niggerrrrr:)
bpayne00295 4 months ago
@bpayne00295 Im a christain becuase im smart just like you are a retarded faggot because you love sucking dick and all of you atheist are so fucking dumb a fucking hampster could out smart you and bitch you let horses fuck you up the ass and deap thoat them you fucking faggot.
TheShinobi32 3 months ago
@TheShinobi32 that still doesnt change the fact that your the baby of a rape victim, of a fat white hoe stripper prostitute, who sister is a dyke, and cousin of sister (which is the one who raped your mom) who happans to be a mexican drug dealer and your moms name is paul... oh and you got fist raped by 5 black guys, and then mouth raped by perez hiltonn and jeffre star...... so considering all that ill take it easy on you:)
bpayne00295 3 months ago
@bpayne00295 Why dont you come here and say that so i can use your head as a soccer ball now that would be fun,pluss breaking some of your bones,knocking out some of your teeth that would put a big smile on my face and your mom is a donkey her and a cow fucked and you are the result of that.
TheShinobi32 3 months ago
@TheShinobi32 come on is that all youv got . you poor excuse for a 36 year old. lmao arguing with a 16 year old over youtube hahahaha how pathetic. you probably live in your moms basment and you get off by butt fucking your 5 year old sister..... it would be enjoyable to slice your dick off and then shove it in your mouth then gett your ass butt fucked by a bull. youd like that wouldnt you.... sweet heart:))))
bpayne00295 3 months ago
@bpayne00295 Bitch i would love to see you try to slice my dick off you retarded faggot you bring your knife bitch i have a machette and nunchucks i will take those nunchucks and beat your brains out.
TheShinobi32 3 months ago
@TheShinobi32 oh excuse me mr. christian ill use a samiru sword to cut your dick off then shove it in your mothers mouth..... and mambey you should accept the fact that your father is also your uncle:))). lol you have no life... your a fat geek who is obeesed with world of warcraft and you live in your moms basement paly dungens and dragons for your spare time when your not going around preaching your dumbness that even a 10 year old could look through:)
bpayne00295 3 months ago
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sammy45654565 1 month ago
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@TheShinobi32 Hey Mr. 'Christian' :) You sound very very thick from what you're saying here. I thought that Christians loved their neighbors? You don't sound very Christian to me. You say you're smart, and you can't even spell deep. The way you're speaking to this teenager kind of makes it seem like you'll go to hell anyway. To finish off I will now give you a little quote.
"Arguing on youtube is like winning a race in the special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
sammy45654565 1 month ago
i swear to god im not lieing when i say god doesnt exist and religion can suck on my hairy balls, which in religion "god" made. so god can also suck on the balls he made.
imthetank3 5 months ago
@AmandAmiris You want be talking shit when you are spending youre time with you're buddy satan then you will realize just who the retard really is so have fun.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@AmandAmiris I will you enjoy burning for eternity that dont sound fun.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@AmandAmiris You are retarded and you have alot of fun with satan when you go spend some quality time with him and remember to take alot of sun block because it is going to be verry hot and take some cold drinks because there is nothing to drink.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@AmandAmiris Yeah you just keep thinking all that bird brain you want be thinking that one day.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@AmandAmiris Blind followers you want be saying that one day i gaurentee that,atheist will doom there selves to hell by not believing in and accepting Jesus as there savior and you think that is smart you are as dumb as a donkey just remember dummy when you are in hell you put you're self there for being a dumb ass.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@AmandAmiris When atheist get brains witch will never happen.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@AmandAmiris Why im i stupid atheist are beyond stupid there mentaly retarded idiots that dont care if they go to hell for eternity.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
Lets see if these people laugh when the rapture comes i want to see there faces from heaven when there going duh what just happened they will probably say it was radiation or aliens that got everybody what idiots.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@TheShinobi32 Hello again you worthless fuckwit. Are you going to *every* standup routine about religion on youtube and posting the *same* cretinous message?
You must be really insecure in your delusion.
KapStuf 8 months ago
@KapStuf Bitch if you wre here and i did not have to worry about getting arrested or sued i would beat you senseless and dare you to say something else and you have fun with you're buddy satan im shure you will have plenty of time to get to know him like eternity for example so you have fun being his bitch.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@TheShinobi32 So your argument for christian love is "i would beat you senseless"...and you're *still* going on about being satan's "bitch". Why do you have so many sexual fantasies about being anally raped by a half-goat supervillain?
Interesting that you call me "Bitch" - quite revealing. And you even manage to spell it right - so it must be an important word for you.
Please continue to post your sex fantasies. For now, you're still quite amusing.
KapStuf 8 months ago
@KapStuf Bitch you will be the one getting raped by all those deamons in hell they will be running train on youre ass so you have fun with that you stupid shit.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@TheShinobi32 Yeah you love talking about getting held down and gang raped by a gang of bully men. Do they make you bleed in your fantasies? Are their penises bulbous and smooth, or are there tearing little spikes on the end? Do they laugh when they plough you, or is it silent and ritualistic? You've got all the kinky details worked out in your mad little head.
By the way, it's spelled "Daemons".
KapStuf 8 months ago
@KapStuf What i would like to do is work my fist on youre face and use youre head as a punching bag and youre body as a kicking bag and it is spelled deamons you dumb fuck.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@TheShinobi32 You're a pathetic little coward, tripping on childish revenge fantasies against anyone who dares to know better than you, ie. everyone. I bet you cry yourself to sleep every night because the very few people who don't ignore you, remind you you're a ignorant braindead nutcase. You probably pretend to know about guns and martial arts too.
And the next time you try (incorrectly) lecturing someone on spelling, try not including three spelling mistakes.
KapStuf 8 months ago
@KapStuf Bitch you would not say that to my face i am a good shot with a gun i have been shooting them most of my life and i have pistols,shotguns,rifles,i train in mixed martial arts i use moves from boxing,thai boxing,hapkido,taekwondo,kenpo,jeet kune do,ninjutsu,jujutsu,i know how to use knives,tonfas,bo staff's,double sticks,nunchucks,swords,chains,sais,spears,shurikens,climbing claws so you bring it on bad ass after i beat the shit out of you don't be a bitch and run to the cops.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@TheShinobi32 Either your Hensōjutsu is amazing, or your Seishinteki kyōyō doesn't exist. If you really had even a quarter of these skills, you wouldn't be the wingnut you are.
By climbing claws I presume you mean tekagi-shuko. The correct plural is nunchuku. Badass is usually one word. Kenpo is a non-specific term, covering several different martial arts. And it's interesting you keep referring to someone you hate as your 'bitch' - twice now.
6/10 - must try harder.
KapStuf 8 months ago
@KapStuf I do have those skills you fucking rat brain faggot,you probably can even fight period if you tried to fight me i would probably laugh at you the whole time i was kicking you're ass.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@TheShinobi32 You've claimed to have at least 24 skills. Each of which takes constant practice for at least a year to get vaguely good at - and maybe a decade to become a master of.
So you are either several hundred years old, or a rank novice in a long list of things you suck at.
KapStuf 8 months ago
@TheShinobi32 ...Or you're just completely full of shit.
Seeing as you've failed to master your own native language, haven't answered a single point anyone's put to you, and spend your time posting your one single idiotic thought about satan to every youtube video you can find, it's clear which.
KapStuf 8 months ago
@KapStuf You're argument with Shinobi is like punching a retarded kid in a fishbowl, only more hilarious and less cruel.
HorrendousGames 8 months ago
@TheShinobi32 Ah the internet. Where 12 year olds are secret agents and middle aged balding fat men are cheerleaders with big tits.
HorrendousGames 8 months ago
@TheShinobi32 and exactly how old are you?
bpayne00295 6 months ago
@bpayne00295 36
TheShinobi32 5 months ago
@TheShinobi32 well you see mr shinobi i am a demon that takes the form of a black dovermine i can move faster then neo off of matrix, i can scream so loud that a boulder shatters, i can shot lightning out of my mouth, and i can posses gods intelegent design known as human.(btw may i ad that you make humans look incridebly stupid... more stupid than they already are).. yea intellegent design my ass. your god is a joke.:))
bpayne00295 4 months ago
@bpayne00295 Ok you retarded piece of shit you tell that to his face when you stand before him and do not be a bitch either say it to his face and see what happens.
TheShinobi32 4 months ago
@TheShinobi32 if god ever shows his pussy ass to my face i will tell that to him. then i will morph into my true form and shoot his god damn ugly face off with my lightning bolt... oh yea did i mention i can morph to. and your taijustu moves arnt a facter considering im a demon that can shoot lightning... but right now im possesing someone and making people on youtube pissed off like you:)))) btw did i mention that i am able to live off hate.... in short you help keep me alive:)
bpayne00295 4 months ago
@bpayne00295 lay off of the drugs retard and i do not think you have the fucking balls to say that shit to Gods face and if you do say it to him it just proves that you are retarded.
TheShinobi32 4 months ago
@TheShinobi32 rofl.. hahahah. ok seriously all jokes aside though you are just a troll....... do us all a favor and hang yourself you inbreed, dickless, brainless, bastard whos probably sad cause your the baby of a woman whos got raped and you delude yourself into thik gning god loves you... but he doesnt.... god despises you.. have fun commiting suciced:)))))
bpayne00295 4 months ago
@TheShinobi32 If the God of the bible exists, and I got a chance to speak with him after a life of not believing his existence, I would most definitely have the balls to bring up his behavior in the old testament, I would ask why he slaughtered those people, and I would be mad about it. Of course I would be retarded if I did say it to God's face, BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE HE EXISTS. You cannot fear something, hate something, that you do not regard to even exist. Have a good day.
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@b33p3rz You are in for a big surprise and i thank God im not as stupid as people like you you atheist do not care if you go to hell but you think you are so smart and really you are as stupid as a donkey but better you idiots than me and you will stand before God eventualy and we will see if you have the balls to say those things lol.
TheShinobi32 4 months ago
very dull
moroney1 9 months ago
OMG he is so funny! Who is the comedian??
55555annie 9 months ago
what the fuck does he say at 1:36?
sounds like some sort of alien talk?
Pumpaction06 10 months ago
@Pumpaction06 "Don't you think Jesus'll know?"
"Hey I'm a pretty good actor."
TheExtremistModerate 9 months ago
This is gold, Freakin awesome
jeffehdad 11 months ago
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This guy's an idiot.
Arcadia453 1 year ago
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gays should be killed.
agents1986 1 year ago
When do I laugh ! I found it more sad than anything that this guy with his transparent sense of humour stereo typed all christians as sellers of their religion,more pathetic than anything else, the part that wasn't pathetic was just so sad, I wonder if he ever thinks how life on earth was created, Iknow!
atlast17 1 year ago
@atlast17 He doesn't stereotype every fucking Christian, and if you've ever been in any major city (especially NYC) you must have experienced some dumbfucks giving you flyers with stupid slogans like "Jesus loves you" etc. The point in this video was probably that everyone's opinion and personal life is THEIR own fucking business.
ShroudOfEncryption 1 year ago
@ShroudOfEncryption oh do I fucking know about this
I'm not in the US, but I can't even fucking listen to the radio because evangelist radios take over all the damn frequencies
(though I gotta admit, they're hilarious because of how over the top they are)
also, Sonic the hedgehog told me that late replies are cool, and honestly, are you gonna argue with a super-fast anthropomorphic hedgehog? XD
Minority119 1 year ago
@Minority119 LOL I don't mind late replies dude. I've watched Christian TV channels and they're fucking hilarious as well. Great entertainment when you ain't got nothing better to do.
ShroudOfEncryption 1 year ago
@ShroudOfEncryption so true, just remember to leave your brain out before watching it and you're all set XD
Minority119 1 year ago
@Minority119 LOL
ShroudOfEncryption 1 year ago
@atlast17 LOL! Sending me a whiny PM doesn't count as a serious comeback dude.
ShroudOfEncryption 1 year ago
77 gays.
WFvidz 1 year ago
"I swear to God it's true" irony :0
Icolorimutevoli 1 year ago
I've seen that joke about Gays coming to the door somewhere recently. Your video was uploaded three years ago, so I'm pretty sure you wrote it first. Just a heads up.
NewYorkComic 1 year ago
thank god i'm an atheist! :))
YoDeimos 1 year ago 30
@YoDeimos haha that better be a joke...
PreppyPoser1 1 year ago
@PreppyPoser1 i was ironic
YoDeimos 1 year ago
@destal2 Wow man I like how you act like you know. Nobody can be certain of anything regarding religion. Be modest and humble. Learn to question things your told by anyone. Question everything. The only thing I'm certain about is my hatred for religion. But I'm not gonna say I'm right either.
07zx14White 1 year ago 2
@07zx14White Also i asked someone else where do you go when you DIE? Do you cease to exist? I like that idea myself. Good Luck.
PreppyPoser1 1 year ago
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wow youve gotten alot of views thats all cool and stuff haha but its going to suck when you go to Hell . . . yup thats an actual place prob more real than you fake life right now and your one of the lucky ones that gets to lick satens balls dawg im a sixten year old boy and i know better AND IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD SO MUCH WHY POST THIS CRAP ALL ON YOUTUBE YOU RETARD! JUST SHUT UP AND STOP WASTING YOUR TIME! OH AND. . . . WE FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOUVE DONE!!!!!!!!!
destal2 1 year ago
GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
ciceromatrix 1 year ago
nice :)
SingularMK 1 year ago
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Atheists just found a fossil older than Richard Dawkins dark-yellow underwear. They also said that the other two fossils are not that old as Hitchens brown trousers/underwear!!! Its amazing how these scientists can find out the age of Hitchen and Dawkins underwear!! And the remaining three little fossils date back to when Harris small underwear were 3-year-old!!! This is far-fetched how atheists keep impressing us All!!!
Airlightf 1 year ago
Part 4
That is what happens when you die ok?? Dont listen to religions! if you take the time to make someone happy you will get that back, now if you continue to be a dick you will also get all that back!!
enjoy :D
Thanks for reading
IISHOTSII 1 year ago
Part 3
After this happens your given a choice to continue your time in heaven or go and help the people you hurt or the sons and daughters of the people you hurt!!
Its likely that after all that time in the room you can tend to feel a little guilty!!
Or even just go look after a loved one!!
IISHOTSII 1 year ago
Part 2
You ever here the saying Hell on earth? Well its half true any pain you cause you will feel it when your dead!! Take Hitler for example he will feel every single persons pain for the rest of eternity!! The lord does love you more than you might think...
He does not judge you when you die, You DO!! Now this goes on for about 2 weeks in are time... Since there is No time over there it may feel like forever or you may never get out depending on how much pain you caused!!
IISHOTSII 1 year ago
Part 1
Religion is a lie, lol
Ok let me tell you what really happens.. When you die your spirt goes to a dark room basically and you life flashes by ok?
Now while your life is passing you by any hurt you caused anyone you feel there pain! Ok?
Any happiness you caused anyone you feel there happiness... Get the picture its like your own wee small version of Hell and heaven!!
IISHOTSII 1 year ago
@IISHOTSII
shut the fuck up you idiot.
how would you know , your human, and a stupid human, your sick in the head, just like all other religious people.
WitnessParadise 1 year ago
@WitnessParadise
Ok wateva you tink mate lmao
p.s im nothing to do with religion, i dont have one never did!!
Neva went to church, your entitled to your own opinion!! i give u mine and you give me yours!!
THANKS :)
IISHOTSII 1 year ago
I like to snort coke off a Bible wearing a strap on fucking a Quran. But shhhhhh God and Allah are watching me right now. =/
phillitupp 1 year ago
wow this really isn't funny.
sjamesvfx 1 year ago
@sjamesvfx y
nfwvideo 1 year ago
wow, that was really boring
Copralmunchie 1 year ago
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Jesus Christ is alive and well. He shed his blood to give you life eternal, free you from your sin, if you choose to trust him, and save you from eternal damnation. God gave you the right to choose your final place of abode when you die. You can choose eternal happiness or eternal punishment. If you would like to make Jesus Lord of your life, just pray, invite him into your heart, ask him to forgive your sin, and be your Lord and Savior.
jeanh32 1 year ago
@jeanh32
"god" sounds like a maffia boss, doing me an offer I cant refuse.
IAmDonar 1 year ago
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It's funny how Atheist' spend so much time and effort berating God, it only serves to prove that they arent truly convinced themselves!
Roobs67 1 year ago
Everlasting salvation and the love of your Lord is completely free, this guy is just completely ignorant.
HAIL LORD JESUS CHRIST!
macroheart 1 year ago
@macroheart Hail Lord Brahma... and Zeus and Apollo and Ganesha and Shiva and Allah and whoever is the God of Scientology... hahahah
goodbeingtheking 1 year ago
@goodbeingtheking i believe it is xenu
holdenbane 1 year ago
ignorant asshole... first he talks about how gays should keep it to themselves and then he goes on to talk about how he himself worships vaginas... well, mayb he should also keep THAT to himself than!
Linu86 2 years ago
I believe that was his point. He won't wear a vagina if christians don't wear a cross. I think you missed his irony on that one :) I seriously doubt he actually goes door to door trying to spread vagina worship. I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
morganbath 2 years ago 13
@morganbath the virgin mary looks like a vagina
goodbeingtheking 1 year ago 2
more like a robert de niro impersonator
jojoinhere 2 years ago 2
made me giggle but not great.
Roadie92 2 years ago
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wow ok that was really stupid..im proud to be Christian
zmanfg 2 years ago
Eh, pretty funny. Any one know his name?
ZAC9193 2 years ago
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garbage
mastaace604 2 years ago
Who's they, FixerTheWise?? Yeh cause every gay person goes to the gay parade?! It might aswell be be the 1950s still. Gay people have a parade because they are so surpressed by society and made to feel like they should be ashamed of who they love, so for one day of the year they express themselves.
andoneshow 2 years ago 5
@andoneshow Express themselves? Why do you think they call them Pride Parades? Its more of an asshole parade aka "happy people parade" too bad they only last 100 years and then are quickly replaced my a new legion of faggots who worship each other and a God they believe lets them do it.
PreppyPoser1 1 year ago
Homosexuality is not a choice. Religion is a choice.
So then do you keep your heterosexuality to yourself?
SkreetGil 2 years ago 2
Yeah... It's not like we have out Heterosaxualy perades like gays do theirs, I mean I have not problem with Gays but they give you the expression that they don't think they are different they think they are more then the avarage and that's not nice i say
FixerTheWise 2 years ago
So that's what all gays are like?
chrisxy123 2 years ago
No of course not that's not what I meant and I meant no disrespect
FixerTheWise 2 years ago
I do, well it's actually the public view fault in a way cuz when ever they want to critisize someone they look him up and if it turns out he's gay it's over for them.
I don't hate gays but just because I don't feel particuilarly compassionate about them many people called me a homophobe. I say it's their business their trouble and I don't want to get mixed in it.
FixerTheWise 2 years ago
Well the thing is heterosexuals will never really know what it's like being gay because we can only imagine.
They are treated differently. That is the truth. Just like every other person that does not fit into the very narrow status quo.
So sometimes it feels good to just be who you are and not think about getting hurt for just being who you are. Even for one day.
SkreetGil 2 years ago
lol, you are gay
9nthAttempt 2 years ago
If being gay is the opposite from you, then I'm happy to be gay. But you probably won't get that.
SkreetGil 2 years ago 5
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9nthAttempt 2 years ago
yes, i AM that stupid.
9nthAttempt 2 years ago
@SkreetGil I'm going to try to be more gay in the future...
kusalaviro 1 year ago
Right on. Keep it to yourself. This guy is really great. Love him. I saw from at the mountaineer casino. The best comic I saw in a long time.
dgolub23 2 years ago
I hate to say it but the difference between people selling religion and selling anything else is that those religious folks are under the misapprehension that they might save your eternal soul - HUGE motivation.
vivalaleta 2 years ago
brilliant opening!! im not religious person, people need to keep things to theirselves.... honest to god!! brilliant!!
zeusosullivan 2 years ago
I agree. I believe that there should be no limits or impositions on personal belief, except when that personal belief attempts to impose itself on the beliefs of others.
biglincolnman 2 years ago
lol that was funny
TormentedStatue 2 years ago
In the second before he spoke i thought he was Colin Mockery.
8GrolschMan8 2 years ago
giant arks, burning bushes, talking snakes, virgin births....Christianity is soooooo STUPID! LOL
and so are Christians .......period.
sydneygayboi 2 years ago 2
What an educated and mature remark.
Mustustus 2 years ago
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Remember people, on the coming months of September to December, there were 2 volcanoes that would erupt in the US, the name of these volcanoes have something to do with faith. This eruption is a trumpet blast from God. Repent now people! Avoid pornography, smoking, cursing, fornication, adultery, immorality, occultism etc. Be holy; do not turn to church for salvation, turn to Christ
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conceil8 2 years ago
Basically avoid every human instinct and god will be happy. Im glad I dont live in america with all that christianity bullshit going around. Fuck god!
weepaul666 2 years ago 4
they are getting over it slowly. And Europe is equally shit, they just cover it better.
If you think USA is badly religious once you should take a look how they live in India! (well, they don't have ID-movement, so 1 point for them for that)
gagnashdiak 2 years ago
You're a piece of shit. Burn in hell where ya like it.
tylerlondon 2 years ago
read the Quran
ccnt89 2 years ago
How about you turn to "go fuck yourself." Where the fuck do you get off acting like you know what "God" wants? It's a fairy tale. It's completely and utterly myth. If not, may god strike me down right now....
See, nothing. Fuck god and all those who wish to be the slave of a fictional character.
QwidgyboMan 2 years ago
I cant wait to see where you stand come 12/21/12.
tylerlondon 2 years ago
I'm enjoying seeing where you stand right now. Acting like a 5 yr old afraid of the boogie man.
QwidgyboMan 2 years ago 2
You aint seen nothing yet, and when you do you're gonna eat those words.
tylerlondon 2 years ago
why are gays all portrayed the same dam way?!! they're such a diverse group!
deviouscola 2 years ago 3
Because its the easiest way to portray gayness so to speak...
pubuman 2 years ago
Stereotypes are stereotypes... unfortunately, think about how many religious people know many gay people. Hell, for all they know, that's how all gays act... as some of them have told me.
Stereotypes are universal and funny... just as long as no one or no thing is off limits. :)
IaoGawd 2 years ago
GAYS
13zedna12 2 years ago 3
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"I'm not a religious person. I am a spiritual person. [...] honest to God."
Dude should pick his words more carefully.
damaakus 2 years ago
Those are just figures of speech.
TheChrononautMusic 2 years ago
"Cause Jesus loves everybody" But only if you go to church every weekend and give him a bit of money to be a member. He sounds like a hooker, doesn't he?
Masterkavi 2 years ago 12
Religion is so silly its sad that people still believe and devote their lives to it.
ikuj28 2 years ago 111
AMEN!!! I mean I agree with you. lol
coolsteven2 2 years ago 34
You're a fucking moron. Who gives a shit if you agree.
tylerlondon 2 years ago
Fuck you. I believe. What are you gonna say now that'll rattle my faith bitch? FUCK YOU
tylerlondon 2 years ago
Good for you.
ikuj28 2 years ago
matthew2:22... but anyone who says "you moron" is in danger of hells fire. matthew7:21-23 not everyone who says to me lord lord will not enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of my father in heaven. many will say "didnt i prophesy in your name and heal the sick" and i will say i never knew ye, depart from me worker of iniquity.
see ya in hell :-D
johnnythesailorman 2 years ago
Matthew 2:22.But when he heard that Archelaus was reigning in Judea in place of his father Herod, he was afraid to go there. Having been warned in a dream, he withdrew to the district of Galilee. Nice try, get your facts straight.
tylerlondon 2 years ago
The passage pretaininjg to the healing the sick , prohesying in your name, and driving away demons refers to False prophets who claim to be just like Jesus, having the same miracle working powers, adn doing his work without consent. Am i driving out demons. From your narrow point of view, yes, but from the reality stance, im fightin back against those who detest the name of the Lord.
tylerlondon 2 years ago
Hello. I detest the name of the lord.
kusalaviro 2 years ago 5
@ikuj28 i agree also :)
SingularMK 1 year ago
@ikuj28 Thats what you'll say when you don't exist anymore, wait what does that mean? Are you intelligent enough? Come on and tell me you asshole!
PreppyPoser1 1 year ago
@ikuj28 What's silly are the countless people who think religion deserves some high respect and equate saying bad things about religion to racism.
Khyrid 1 year ago 11
that was funny xD good job!~ I'll search for more of your videos~ I really need a good laugh today xD
Lightwings 2 years ago
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ferdovit 2 years ago
Pretty funny :D
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pockmarkedbuttocks 2 years ago
That made me laugh. I'm not totally bald.
BobGolub1 2 years ago
I love you -_- !
pockmarkedbuttocks 2 years ago
@BobGolub1 my brother in law is going bald plus he is a midget
thoostorm4 1 year ago
He looks just like Putin!
bittetotoro 2 years ago
time waster... damnit
candieondabch 2 years ago
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He says something, 'honest to God.' Clearly he's religious as well?
mgre128 2 years ago
Well he did say he was spiritual. I just don't see how mentioning "god" insta-inducts you into "religion".
AnnaPanfs 2 years ago
that was... stupid.
AliceKK 2 years ago
this is funny!!!!
AzMetalShredder 3 years ago
Who's this guy?
Mugsi 3 years ago
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The thing that keeps you from confessing your sins is maybe because youre a gay...it only takes a man to admit mistakes and sins be confessed. Be a man buddy.
arnhem922 3 years ago
Some of us aren't interested in "confessing" to the ceiling like a patient at a mental hospital, but you have fun with that.
jake44514 3 years ago 4
lol...very funny
alisaroteliuc 3 years ago