Miners Trapped In Life-Threatening Mining Jobs (Season 1: Ep 3 on IFC)

[TheLonelyImmortal]

Whoa. When I click on the screen, then hold down the spacebar (which normally acts as a pause button), I get a rapid pause-unpause like it's slow motion.

[PublicKenny]

I was like "lol" and then it was the second part and I was like even more like "lol" you know!

[kissit012]

Mexy Photos!!! XD

[h0niels]

"keep your hands where i can see them"

I was scratchin ma balls when she said that. mind = blown

[HalaDM]

Paranoia, because when everything is as awesome as it is, we have the right to be paranoid against everything and everyone, everywhere.

[Darkwave70]

Steve: "Si si si, hola"

*knock Knock*

Mother: "I'm coming in"

Steve: No! Mom please wait i'm occupied.

*door opens*

Mother: "Oh my god, Steve are you mexting?!"

Steve: "No...no Mom! I wasn't mexting, i swear."

Mother: "Oh, where did i go wrong with you?"

Steve: "No, Mom. I'm telling you i wasn't mexting. I was...uh uh masturbating...yeah thats it i was masturbating."

[hawhawdecarabaw]

OLA MI AMIGOS!

[swimteamizzle1114]

I know people who take part in smexting. SMEXTING!!!!

[d3m0t3re56]

Mexting? I should try that. Get some Pedro action all up in here.

[korllark1]

if Mexting is texting to Mexicans, then what would you call texting to black people? lol not racist, i'm black.

[redwingsfan1516]

@korllark1 oh yes because black people cant be racist

[korllark1]

@redwingsfan1516 LOL, no they (we) most certainly can, but generally speaking people aren't racist against themselves. That's why i stated my race so that people could enjoy the joke without thinking i had an alternative racist motive behind the comment.

[tauwilltriumph]

@korllark1 That would be impossible since your phone would be stolen before you even start typing.

[courageouszombie]

skip to 1:46 your welcome

[IPepperz]

HEY. I'M A MEXICAN!

[ritter89]

lol, "get your bar-tending license"

[stevezes]

I mine everyday in my mine in minecraft.

[abarrathemaster]

someone should help me get out of my life threating jobs that wallgreens. Time is runing out as we post!

[overtext]

Under aged Mexting....hahaha

[corncornrocks]

mexy photos lol...

[Omnominable]

@ALotCarrotSticks Adblock Plus.

[how50]

Andrea Bennett is my FAVE

[bernudysbrasileiro]

I WANT THE MEXTING REPORT I WANT THE MEXTING REPORT I WANT THE MEXTING REPORT I WANT THE MEXTING REPORT I WANT THE MEXTING REPORT PLEASE???

[greekperson0305]

Brooke, I hope you call your vagina the "Fact Zone."

[charliebham21]

i love it how some people think the onion shows actual news

[sylvur]

WTF!? O_o They aren't trapped in a mine, they are trapped with a shitty job? LMAO!!! I can't believe this is real!

[L0rdsalamence]

Hey guys pretend I said something really fucking stupid so that when your comment appears at the top of the page people will have to go through tons of posts just to find my comment

[gee1189]

@L0rdsalamence what does obama have to do with this??? seriously...man your comment was f-ing stupid!

[Merc89PSU]

@L0rdsalamence How can you say that about minorities!!!

[cheechanchux]

Mexted my balls off last night

[darknlooking]

I was at work and busted out LOLing at mexting. Everyone was looking at me like...wha?

[3lyKyl3]

Haha mexting

[vlad007001]

thanx goodnes you have comed to your senses cus i started too look at onion for real new n

[dookdawg214]

Ha ha, the mexting trailer was 10 times funnier than the main piece! That guy with the sumbrero (sp??) made me fall of my chair.

[checksomethinelse]

This is the only good news I've watched in years

[quidnick]

1:47 on is a serious problem that needs to be stopped. What are we putting our pasty skinned children through?

[ALPHADESIGNTAMPICO]

Hola señoritas! :)

[IPepperz]

Hilarious.

[sebcde]

mexy photos haha! the mining skit was amazing too

[FoltorInternational]

another top comment complaining about other comments...pfft get original

[lazarra101]

lol mexting! That was so funny! ROFL!...

[heymisterderp]

It okay to text Puerto Ricans?

[laurierchick11]

woah, not Mexting! I think there are laws against that.

[archivesbc]

The Mexting part should have been announced in Glen Beck voice!

[SuperFlyBonsai]

LMAO. Please make the "Mexting" promo it's own video!

[TheTandemic]

"Keep your hands where i can see them" I lold ahah

[roboshuffle]

Haha. Mexy photos.

[dumbassmoron]

MORE MEXY PHOTO'S IVE GOT A TERRIBLE MEX ADDICTION!!

[MooCowMilkshakes]

Lolol mexting - the disturbing trend...

[Ibakecookiess]

hurr durr fox news

[amathew711]

she is SO hot

[modelmajorpita]

The Mexting segment was better than the lead!

[lantripamy93]

TENN MEXTING! BAHAHAHA!

[Lorric101]

We need some mexecutioners and mexterminators!

[Rajaat99]

The average miner in the US makes almost 40 grand a year.

[purplehatcult]

@Rajaat99 Damn, in Australia the average miner makes $100k-$200k. Hell falklift drivers in Northern Western Australia make $190k/pa and they're away from the mine site.

[franciscobarril]

@purplehatcult in tom price??

[Rajaat99]

@purplehatcult I double checked and you're correct, the average in Australia is about $100,000 AUD. That'd be slightly less in USD, but not much.

[JetboyOZ]

@Rajaat99 Actually, the AUD is stronger than the USD and has been for a while now. 100,000 AUD is about 106,000 USD.

[Rajaat99]

@JetboyOZ My mistake, I got it backward. Please excuse me, I am a product of a public education.

[FeelinTangerine]

Maybe the kids can get the Mexicans to do the mining.  They've taken all the other menial American jobs.

[theforeverstone]

lol mexting

[sw204me]

Brooke = hothothothothothothot

[route99]

Mining is a thankless, hazardous, environment and quality of life destroying job. But someone still does it!

Coal mining really brings history to life. They're like the Civil War reenactors of the energy sector. They help us learn from our past by continually doing what we've done in our past...over and over and over again.

[volcommaster2121]

is it weird that i trust onion news over the real news???

[ProgressingDownward]

I hope the Mexicans don't go to prison for that...

[Brodey23]

This video is so worth it just for the mexting segment.

[dumbassmoron]

someone start a website that specializes in mexy photos of underage kids!!

[Batiascc]

they should do a full video about the mexting... way better an idea than that thing before about miners or something.

[scootosan]

my hands will be where you see them all over Brooke

[ChristinaWolfle]

Mexting lmfao

[isisdron]

@ChristinaWolfle I admit it. I've Mexted in the past.

[ChristinaWolfle]

@isisdron lol its pretty cmon actually, ive mexted 3 times. I even helped one get over the border and met him in person

[CaptainsOfComedy]

poor trapped men

[MickyNL]

Mexting. LMFAO!

[matrixfoxtard]

Maybe a job at a gas station. LMFAO HAHAHAH! See kids this is why you stay in school...

[Abyss192]

Every reporter woman is a fucking milf

[HelloStanleyHello]

Teen Mexting, Texting with mexicans

LOL!

[shadowC10ne]

"Keep your hands where I can see them!"

Those words must've startled a lot of Factzone viewers.

[BeAnBeAn22]

wow u guys have bad taste. you must be over 45 faggots

[Handyscissors]

Insert comment talking about how annoying it is when people talking about other people talking about the highest rated comment

[borgataa]

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?

[YouKnowItsMatt]

I REALLLLLY want to see the Mexting thingy.

[Erilis666]

That Tampax commercial was some weird shit...

[ihategeorgedubyabush]

@Erilis666 ya it really tell us who they think is watching

[Sammys09]

Hola Brooke Alvarez we can Mext

[j3tech]

I really need to stop mexting. Its a real problem.

[Nunziohotpants]

sounds like the conversations we have at Macy's.... we in this country need ways to help people out of terrible jobs!

[kurydebarcelona]

I am about to engage in a dirty night of mexting right now

viva la mextingo!

[Kenshiro77777]

i'm not a predator, don't let chris hansen get me, i'm addicted to mexting

[takerdust]

Coal miners make 4-5 times that of a gas station attendant

[Shift4g]

@takerdust And are able to enjoy that money 4-5 years less by the time they die lol.

[DontLaughAtKyle]

The mexting part just about killed me.

[alfonso2501]

another great show!

[sync380]

oh god the mexting part.

[NowhereToBeFound77]

I love mexting.

[LordPapabear]

Full report on mexting!!! Please!!!

[Slacktoo]

The same idiots making tired-ass jokes about Fox News are probably secretly crying inside from the extremely politically incorrect "mexting" segment the Onion did in this clip

[ViciousRanger]

@Slacktoo

They aren't Fox "Jokes". The Onion really is more trustworthy.

It only takes 5 minutes to type in "Proof that Fox is biased, unfair, and unbalanced" to see what a sham Fox "News" is. Only thing is people would rather keep believing their lies because they are too lazy to do a simple search on the net.

The only idiots are those who honestly believe what Fox is selling.

I'm a fiscal conservative, getting my degree in business administration. Fox does NOT represent my views.

[HToothrot]

Fucking love mexting!!!!

[LOGIC42369]

2:05 penis?

[Seriously3000]

Another fucking top comment about fox news? Get original.

[WhiteTiger225]

@Seriously3000 Another top comment complaining about a comment? Get original!

[TTDMFfreaknew]

@WhiteTiger225 !!!

[dtpheif]

@Seriously3000 oh the irony in that now being a top comment abot fox news LOL

[Kookas]

@dtpheif it's a comment about comments about fox news o:

[ChameleonLost88]

@Seriously3000 Is the comments about fox news original... No. Is the comments about fox new funny... Yes!

[YouLoveBeef]

@Seriously3000 aaw angry republican detected

[Seriously3000]

@YouLoveBeef libertarian actually....

[m1c000l]

@Seriously3000 another fucking comment about top comment get original

[gilkwad]

what? no comments about the onion being fake???

[j255173]

MEXTING!! LOL

[TopperRollinCoal]

Most miners here make at least 60k a year and get all the overtime they want.....

[BanjoKazooieTeam]

lmao mexting

[jaquan123ism]

thone stupid 

[trescodavidemes]

The sad thing is that the mexting fear is actually based on how so very ignorant some people are. To all intelligent Americans: I am deeply sorry that you are affiliated with some of the people in your nation.

[MaxBemisingod]

@trescodavidemes Um... It's based off of the tense situation between the US and Mexico, and sexting. Mostly sexting.

Derp

[mdossantos047]

@trescodavidemes Wow you might be the first person on the internet to just not call all Americans ignorant idiots.

Good show.  Thank you sir :D

[cyanmanta]

But clean coal is the future of energy! It's a magical power source, filled with butterflies and rainbows and no negative consequences whatsoever... If you don't support coal miners, you're with the terrorists! Taxes kill jobs! The radical gay agenda! Willie Horton! Donna Rice! AAAARGHHHH!!!! (I'm Newt Gingrich and I approve this message.)

[SlauterHouZe101]

These miners have been trapped in these hellish jobs for, 2 to...37 years

[talpet]

the mexting is way funnier than the main article

[Mjnkhr]

lol the mexting part cracked me up :p

[jjd721]

lol mexting!

[kleban10]

haha 'The Big Desk'

[GreenGold33]

mexy photos oh yum

[SubconsciousGatherer]

My chihuahua just destroyed my cell phone. I think he's trying to hide his Mexting problem.

[foolishprodigy]

lmao mexting



[bentothetenthpower]

I think the wags pretending they think this is serious are the best part of the Onion....

[02446man]

1:47

[TheTruePooka]

This is so true it almost isn't funny. But it still is.

[mzrealm]

Never letting my kids near a Mexican ever again, had absolutely no idea they did shit like that.

[nlytend1]

That mexting thing made my day

[NinjaDeathstarVideos]

mexting? whoever wrote that gag needs a payrise

[beayn]

Mining jobs in northern ontario, canada are highly sought after.  My brother makes $40 per hour. My cousin makes $45 per hour. Businesses everywhere are losing people to the booming gold mines.

[Jebu911]

Yeah but underground sucks

[Kadazik]

i have never mexted

[JunetheHomemaker]

Oh my God...MEXTING? I...I don't even know what to say about that...

[rbdhack]

Hola!



[Obet1979]

@rbdhack Hola chico/a....congratulations, you just mexting right now, soy mexicano. :D

[kamikrazeeful2]

onion was like "enough time has passed! let's hit this!"

[philipsidney]

Too sad to be funny, but witty nonetheless. Like Jonathan Swift.

[qalbalhadia]

and they can't even drink alcohol... because they are miners....

[Aphrodeziak]

That's funny

[rebelm1k]

the miners news is year old news

[heyheybp]

I've never mexted before, but I found my own E.T. several days ago. 

[plostellum]

all I hear is minors

[Necrolokost]

I'm mexting right now !!

[foodiedave]

@BrookeAlvarez: Yep, my hands are where you can't see them. And they'll stay there until I finish what I'm doing.  You sexy bitch.

[zellmer]

@foodiedave So, you have a fetish for liver spotted cleavage and wrinkles? Damn, I thought feet people where weird..

[foodiedave]

@zellmer If Joad Cressbeckler were a woman, I'd probably whack it to him (her), too. Don't be such an ageist.

[Erilis666]

@foodiedave Lmao, that's pretty original..

[FroggyMasterMajora]

My Brother Is Mexting!!

[ProfBlahson1]

I'm Puerto Rican! I suppose I've Mexted several times before with my adopted brother.

[Bgarchi]

id like to get inside HER fact zone

[theMoerster]

Wow...Brooke looked even hotter than usual today.

[pchtermino1]

Please don't let the tea party know about mexting.

[tomthefunky]

Michelle Obama is a tranny. Tell the people.

[TheWhiteoutsharpie]

Lol mexting!!

[angelgr696]

MEXTING HAHAHAHAHA

[Kazutadashi]

Leave it to the Onion to start a REAL debate on a Satirical news video. :P

[bigjknfan]

Me and my other friends are having a intervention with my friend for mexting.

[The1Sherwin]

mexting

[Mattmc777777]

@TheCrimsonification ya, that explains why the u.s is pulling out of the middle east....

[Stratos4Kamikaze]

Que hay de los argentinos...

[rotcivledorot]

@Stratos4Kamikaze no, nomas Mexicanos. se salvaron esta ves.

[happycburger2]

@Stratos4Kamikaze As long as they aren't mexican it is fine

[ColBarnaby]

They have jobs? Lucky bastards...