Freeman's Mind: Episode 21 (Half-Life Machinima)

[ebennett365]

why the fuck does youtube put on these fucking adds

[directortigre]

I AM NOT AN ALIEN!!! XD

[amkirby10]

HEEEEEERS JOHNNY!

[Geohawk2552]

I don't give a fuck about cloud gaming! go play with SOPA in the reject corner! >:(

[Crazygmodman360]

how do you holster your gun

[ajle9550]

@Crazygmodman360 With the console command impulse 200

[Crazygmodman360]

@ajle9550 oh. did he have to do it each time he put it away or did he bind the command to a button?

[ajle9550]

@Crazygmodman360 It's bound to a key.

[pyrosmom2003]

@425599167 Yea it iss ur right he walked up to me 4 times

[enterjoshy]

When the hell do we get 720p V.V

[masterpengun]

@enterjoshy when gabe newell makes half life 2 episode 3

[spahspahspah]

Mentions getting a taxidermist to stuff a headcrab..."Hey, watch out for that headcrab, Gordon!" "Nope, it's just another realistic mount by Chuck Testa."

[buildercarmine]

Blombip because its a millitary cover up they don't want scientists to spread the news about that

[Cypher1X]

Rubble...Rumble...Rubble...Rum­ble...Rubble...Rumble...Rubble­...Rumble...Rubble...Rumble...­Rubble...Rumble...Rubble...Rum­ble...Rubble...Rumble...

[TheIflame]

"Retard voice" That's for smart people like me!

[425599167]

0:56

That black blur in the control room is the G-Man.

[TheCheeseBurger321]

Am I the first person to have a comment on this nice!!! Oh yeah LOVE YOUR VIDS!!!!!

[OrangeBoxUpload]

@TheCheeseBurger321 uuh, jordan? 3,663 views? ur not the first

[blombip]

Why does the military try to kill the doctors and freeman?

[audball911]

@blombip Government coverup

[Nahaga13]

Just pick up the .357!

[Kudedado]

@Nahaga13 my freeman didn't hate .357...i don't know this freeman...and look at the size of that gun, it needs a gun stock...

[kathygreca]

when you assume you make a ass out of you and me

[hawkfan2300]

Why can't I get over the fact he didn't get the .357?

[psycosanches589]

i wish the mp5 and glock in this game didnt use the same ammo

[Jason199244]

@HenryAcker It's like using a variable prefix, instead of saying "for the hundredth time!" you could just say that

[HenryAcker]

5:27 Upteenth time?

[RocksInTheToilet]

5:24 there's a guy there, but when freeman gets shot, and turns around to kills the assassin, and turns back to the guy, he's gone!

[soupernova1998]

@RocksInTheToilet it's because the soldier is eaten by a bullsquid that's hiding in th the wall

[bioforce5]

i now want to carry around an smg to shoot people when i dont want their opinion

[Yazora]

0:51 OMG It's a giant krogan!

[KurtKokaine1]

sooo ummm...what's a chuck testa??

[Yazora]

@KurtKokaine1 Chuck Testa is the coolest taxidermist in the history of history.

[MisanthropicMarxist]

@KurtKokaine1 Trust me, you don't want to get them started. I know you kinda already did, but really, don't pursue it any further. Chuck Testa is not someone worth tracking down.

[ThunderCavalier]

Everything's better with flamethrowers.

[MrMechanoise]

Not only is this series so funny, but you can imagine it happening to Freeman! This series needs more viewers, well done!

[9picklepowers]

Little did Freeman know, that if he WAS 10 seconds faster, he would've been crushed by the boulder.

[TheFlammableGas]

Taxidermist?!

"Holy crap there's an alien on my lawn!"

"NOPE! It's just Chuck Testa."

[mittens981]

omg your sooo funny no all the marshmallows are mine man u crack me up

[warlockonison13]

I think Freeman hacks o.O

[McMcwalker]

Nope, just Chuck Testa :D

[6425gorda]

it's funny that a game from 1998 has the best ragdoll physics,and games after this one either have crappy ragdoll physics or no ragdoll physics at all.

[blocklandfan11]

@6425gorda Oh my god... Where do I begin? In short, this is the Source port of a game from 1998. Also, what crappy ragdolls? If anything has crappy ragdolls, it this 1 week port.

[Cman2002813]

You know the military jokes aren't funny when you are watching this on veteran's day

[SturkMaster]

@Cman2002813 then dont watch it on veteran's day

[madman101ish]

5:25 then look at 5:35 o.O where'd that guy go?!

[KurtKokaine1]

@madman101ish LOL, there was an alien in the wall and it drug the dead soldier into the shadowy darkness with it.

[snipergu21]

@kurtanglerocks555 Same here o.E

[kurtanglerocks555]

i watched episode 0 to 20 yesterday before i went to bed and i had a dream where i was in black masa shooting face huggers O_O

[TheMongoose1996]

stop fucking like whoring by restating what he said

[sonnytenedo]

Strippers and party balloons, champagne XDD

[bboythekidstudios]

4:30 HEAD CRABS!

Nope! It's just Chuck Testa.

[GuyThatCreepy]

Heres johny!!!

[killer500ftwowned]

"That looks hot, I want some marsh mellows.."

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"

[skelitack]

to people talking about cheats:

he uses noclip for "pullups"

he has godmode

he takes so long to post new episodes because he has a life and this isn't his main focus.

finally: he's doing this as comedy/story, who gives a fuck if he uses cheats, it's a funny ass show.

i can see most of you don't have grappling hooks.

[OurTurnProductions]

I think he plays the game first, then he just patches the narration later on.

[TheVideorascal]

Ahhh!!! he missed the revolver

[lemondemon2]

Ok this guy is Will Ferrel mixed with Ian from Smosh John Ratzenberger and Steve from Ten FTW!

[anmolkachroo]

He sounds like Will Ferrell!

[pokemonluver32299]

1:48 "I want some marshmallows.." Same here Gordon.. Same here.. ;^:

[RCDG666]

motherfing commercials!!!

[trevjamsey]

FACEHUGGERS! Nope, Chuck Testa!

[DarthMatter1]

Dude, the guy playing has cheat codes, one that i know off the bat is God Health.

Because he keeps getting attacked, and the health packs dont dissapear indicating he healed himself if you've played the game, I think he has another cheat code... Ill check on it...

[GSboyNEO]

@DarthMatter1

Noclip - Pull Ups

Drawhud - No Hud and no weapon on hand

[DarthMatter1]

@GSboyNEO Is it online cheat codes that you have to put on the word code, or the Playstation kind where you have to put combinations? If so, then i want both cheat codes you named.

[GSboyNEO]

@GSboyNEO

Console Commands, look em up.

[LoveofTech]

@GSboyNEO

Not to be annoying, but setting Drawhud to 0 doesn't remove the weapon. r_drawviewmodel can make the weapon disappear, but it's a sudden thing, not like he has. impulse 200 could be what he uses, but you can't bind it to the keyboard so he would have to pause the game every other second which is quite impractical. does any one know of another way?

[xxx223xxxx]

THEYRE MINE, EVERYTHINGS MINE.... well the facility isnt mine

[upcastmarcus96]

Vote Gordon Freeman for President x)

[NJD941]

That revolver is like as big as the guy's leg! :P

[ZenkiAzure]

To be honest, it is more realistic that the aliens die in a few shots, they don't seem to have bullet proof skin... Although, I could be wrong. o.o

[Necro12511]

@ZenkiAzure

Except for that one that DID have bullet proof skin, and the other one that was immune to both explosions AND bullets. But other than that, yeah.

[SteelSpider560]

its "Mega" Grunt (Mass effect 2)

[Nushnark]

@SteelSpider560 well, Grunt would beat that Alien to death with his one hand, standing on just one leg, naked and with closed eyes. ,-)

[thegamehog1]

I see what he's getting at people are in a alien invason and people are ask who ate the donuts

[SnowCatKroe]

"I wonder if I could find a taxidermist that would-"

CHUCK TESTA

[Sinapth]

@SnowCatKroe Okay, for once that meme was appropriate.

[wackydude7]

2+2=5

[zarteen]

Shining reference number two...

[DWSimmy]

He's playing with:

Godmode

noclip (bound to a key so that he can switch it on when he needs it, and off when he doesn't)

increased damage ( the explanation for this is that it makes it more realistic. Freeman is wearing a bulletproof suit, so if bullets hit him, they wouldn't affect him).

This isn't about skill, its about being funny, so quit 'cher bitching and enjoy the video, or leave.

[metoxys]

So does this switch do it? *immediately uses switch*

[AnimeLoverLukara]

Who cares if he's using cheats! IT'S DAMN ENTERTAINING!

[InsanePsychoRabbit]

3:57 "I wonder if I could find a taxidermist"

I can see the advertisements now... "You probably thought this headcrab was alive...Nope! Chuck Testa"

[Sicman696]

Alien sale! EVERYTHING MUST GO! thats what i would have said

[whoispedrocosta]

here's johny!!

[Myoosikz]

The soldier gets dragged away at 5:24 and he doesn't notice. XD

[MegaTyphon]

I love how he hasent died once

[turbodax00]

@MegaTyphon he died ones but it was like dejavu

[burnerthehedgehog]

@turbodax00 actually, he did that on pourpus for an april fools joke.

[MrGorfreeman]

"Are your serious ?" The most used expression in Freeman's Mind

[lastenubergabe]

@MrGorfreeman Along with "Oh no, not this again!"

[MrGorfreeman]

@lastenubergabe Precisely, and "Fuuuuuck !"

[burrosplayer44]

'Woah, you could stash some drugs in there!"

[ikosabre]

"Here's Johnny!"

[spareclaire]

Anybody notice this video has no 6:34?

[24elya]

@spareclaire i did. and that's strange...

[JBommer4488]

@24elya  Videos skip past a few seconds sometimes. It' just normal, nothing strange. It happens when I watch videos here on youtube.

[JBommer4488]

@spareclaire Yeah, it's not strange because it happens a lot with videos. Sometimes, videos will skip past one or two seconds. That's all.

[abdo1597413]

Thumbs up if you want Ross Scott to narrate any next half life instead of this stupid developer commentary

[TheHitmanWorld]

I bet this is how Gordon sounds like

[Robotix82]

Thumbs up for a dues ex version of this

[unknown5415]

Rated v for Vagina

[NaruHina1117]

"Hey, you dumbs**ts are finally shooting the aliens! That's a big one." LOLZ

[SNITZ0]

Hey what is cloud gaming...... oh yeah I dont care (I like youtube being free but change the advs Im tierd of that Onlive add)

[TheSilentHighKnee]

Sounds like Will Ferrell

[jasonsan10]

@TheSilentHighKnee not even close lol

[TheSilentHighKnee]

@jasonsan10 It does if you listen close to where he shouts and stuff,he does sometimes

[telecabinapesteneant]

Boy you could stash some drugs there

LOL

[DoctorHutchison]

The guy playing is actually insanely good.

[JohnnySpykeGaming]

@DoctorHutchison yeah notice he dont pick up one health pack or use one of those medi-station things

[Bozothcow]

@DoctorHutchison He's cheating a ton, and he has it on easy. Still freaking entertaining though.

[lordxeras]

@Bozothcow Dude, he plays it over and over again until he can get through without dying.

[RandomRapBeats]

@lordxeras Or he simply has God mode on.

[lordxeras]

@RandomRapBeats I wouldn't think so. I've barely ever seen him get shot. At all.

[xxlCortez]

@DoctorHutchison He's cheating and playing on easy, but the point is that it looks like a real escape and do things which would be logical like using ropes or climbing, but it cannot be do during a clear game. But I'd prefer if he'd play on normal at least for the enemy is dying from a very few shots.

[Molund]

@DoctorHutchison Not really :p

[Molund]

@ElementalScepticism You removed the message: " Upload a video of yourself playing better than him and people might just believe you on that. Just sayin'. "

It's not hard to film myself going through the game and edit out when i'm dying.

[ElementalScepticism]

@Molund

Good point. Sorry, didn't mean to remove the message. Couldn't be bothered to start an argument, but I guess now's as good a time as any. To be honest, it looked to me like he had exceptional aiming skills, but for all I know, there could be a cheat to give you abnormally good aim, but to counter that, he's not exactly always had perfect aim in the series. Alongside that, I can shamelessly say that I believed it looked way too fluid to make out that he didn't die at all. Continued...

[ElementalScepticism]

However, I could also argue that he could've just had a script so when he died, he could repeat what he said and redo the entirety of the scene, and that could possibly explain part of why it takes a while to post the next bit of the series.

I'm not saying he didn't die. I'm just saying he played pretty well and that maybe you should give him due credit, or post a video showing yourself playing far better.

By the way, I'm aware he may have cheats on, so that defeats most of the argument...

[ElementalScepticism]

In conclusion, he either is an exceptional player, cheats or no, or has played the game enough to see where every monster and enemy comes from, and has played through the hazards enough to understand where he fails.

My money's on the latter, but in any case, he's not that bad regardless.

[Roof5tone]

@DoctorHutchison He has quite a few cheats on. And you can see that they script the playthrough heavily, but yeah. He is good.

[lemondemon2]

@DoctorHutchison Or on Insanely Easy

[MegaAidan2008]

thats a big one yep

[SenseiAoiOokami]

"That's... That's a big one."+ the way he said it= literaly rofl'ing XD

[TheLilyanD]

Yeah... I can be a good liar- I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION!

[System509]

i wonder if anyone will make a master chiefs mind or a dukes mind. i'll have too look this up later.

[s1mm3g]

2:59 HERE IS JOHNNY!

[tarek12mig]

the suit dance when you shoot ir SO STOP SHOOTING IT

[1997GuyGamer]

"the suit dents when you shoot it, so STOP SHOOTING IT!!!!!!!" lmao

[giantplattypus]

Freeman, y u no take revolver?!

[majormonk]

Honestly don't get why people are calling him shit at the game for not picking guns up when he's obviously doing it on purpose for the series and if anything wouldn't if make him better for finishing it with with the shit weapons?

[Tytanized]

@majormonk He's also using god mode, holstering weapons, noclipping a couple times, and has increased damage on his weapons. It doesn't matter, the big thing here is the comedy.

[majormonk]

@Tytanized Yeah... I know this i was just pointing out to the people complaining about the way he is playing and calling him shit, when obviously its all being done on purpose.

[031000ron1]

@majormonk He's using god mode, I think. I think he's also using infinit bullets.

[majormonk]

@031000ron1 I know this i was kinda just pointing out to the dummy's essentially everything he does is on purpose and to make the show more interesting.

[031000ron1]

@majormonk I see. I don't think it takes 5 shots to kill a face hugger.

[TheGrimSmile]

I wanna go around muttering rubble rumble now...

[1Hhooi]

i love how hes just calm throughout this entire series lol

[ztc01fire]

3:49 Pwr generator o.o

[TheMultiEnabled]

@TheRoflWoffle This is a comedy, why would you care if he makes progress? Bad decisions= more episodes

[TheRoflWoffle]

I hate when youre watching lets plays of games and they always make the wrong decision and you end up screaming at your computer

[IAmBlaf]

@TheRoflWoffle I hate when people confuse lets plays with machinimas

[TheRoflWoffle]

@IAmBlaf It basically is a lets play kinda

[IAmBlaf]

@TheRoflWoffle well it is a little bit of both, but he makes the wrong decisions for the comedy, not because he is bad at that game

[TheRoflWoffle]

@IAmBlaf Do you see in the comments how people are saying WHY DIDNT YOU PICK UP THE MAGNUM when the guy was laying on the ground

[IAmBlaf]

@TheRoflWoffle yes, he saw it, left it there and told the guard to keep it. Besides, he picked it up later...

[TheRoflWoffle]

@IAmBlaf Whats the guard gonna do with it? and he did pick it up later but he did because he was like you cnat do anything useful or something

[IAmBlaf]

@TheRoflWoffle It's for the flippin comedy

[konadoggeh]

.... -_- he missed the magnum....really....=(

[Stoner8745]

@konadoggeh lol ikr i was screaming at my computer saying GET THE MAGNUM!!

[TheMultiEnabled]

@konadoggeh He obviously didn't want it as he wasn't using it when he finally got it..

[BossHossGT500]

anybody else notice the sound of a shitload of legs breaking at the end of the video

[StanielsMod]

Why do all of the mutes have hilarious minds?

[wreden1]

take the fu**** revolver next to the guard then u can take the ammo under that place with headcrabs

[wreden1]

you missed the laser mine -.-'!! on the start in the big boxes

[rhyseeroo]

poor freeman

[Unseenazable]

0:55 - 0:57 D: G-man!!!!

[erickalmeida21]

113 people got eated by the giant tentacle

[Swafferjohn]

mmm marshmallows

[GoldenCrusader93]

If i could blow up people with my mind i could solve all of my problems one day...

[TehNoobLand1]

YOU MISSED THE MAGNUM!!!!!!

[Chizzuh]

@TehNoobLand1 He goes back for it later. This is all scripted, bro. I mean, he DID acknowledge the magnum so obviously he knows what he's doing.

[786Puffy]

In case you didn't get Ranemoraken's joke, in episode 16 he wastes 10 seconds traveling down the wrong path on a fork and mentions he might not meet his future wife or rule the world as a result.

[thekieranvideos]

he completely missed that magmum!, thumbs up if you think he should of taken it

[someoneinexistance]

@thekieranvideos he takes it in a later episode.

[awesomedude192]

for some odd reason i was trying to watch friday rebecca black i started twitching the started screaming "STOP THE TORTURE I WILL TELL YOU ANYTHIMG JUST STOP STOP!!!!" that would be the best toruture ever for anyone

[IveBeenChimped]

He sounds like Ham off Toy Story.... lolz :D

[ASIANPRIDE50]

NOW I REALLY WANT THIS GAME!

[MrHarzu]

At the marshmallow part, I was eating an apple. Next thing I know I woke up from the floor still giggling, and my screen was full of apple pieces.. WTF?!

[gangstervural]

5:24 you missed the best part!!! that's it, i'm rage quiting this series

[gangstervural]

3:38 for some reason it pisses me off that he doesn't grab everything, just grab the fucking gun

[gangstervural]

lol episode 21 and he's still in that same area 51 like place

[Transmissional]

Spontaneous alien combustion, works for meeee!Ok god I'll go another way! I dont have any marshmellows and even if I did I wouldnt give them to you. well this facilities not mine :P take them out internally, i was gonna kidnap the wife yadda yadda xD :) (awesome shit) HERES JOHNNY!

[coolanthony57]

lol you missed the magnum on the drop