Looks like someone had trouble reading the books so he made a stupid video trying to make fun of the author, but instead has proved what an imbecile he is. Just stick to the picture books kid, they seem more adept to your intelligence level.
You're a retard. you don't deserve my words to put your life down because all you need to do is just reflect on your miserable life and feel like killing yourself. :) peace out
I don't know if that had anything to do with anything, and I most certainly do not appreciate your slanderous attitude towards a person who is blindingly more intelligent than you are. Then again, if I continue typing in such a scholarly manner, chances are that you will never hope to grasp the finer points of my argument. Therefore, I leave with this: STFU ABOUT PAOLINI, YOU DESPERATE MORON.
lol that had to be about the gayest fucking video i have ever seen in my entire life. i have now become dumber because i actually watched it, may god have mercy on your soul's you pathetic little uneducated illiterate morons go read some go dogs go and watch some Hana montana fags.
Why, you're a fucking retard aren't you? It doesn't matter how shit this video is, cos you've made a fool of yourself over it. There is only one kid in the video, FUCK TARD!
You guys are so immature. This video was uncalled for, and just plain mean. He hasn't done anything to you personally. If you hate his books, then maybe you should have made your point in a more mature manner. Just because you don't like a book doesn't mean you go off and portray the author in a manner such as this.
First, if you're going to make a freaking video, at least make sure your viewers can actually understand what you're trying to expel from your mouth.
Secondly, it's inf if you don't like a book or a movie or something with a large fan-base but still- This "Kill Paolini" bandwagon crap you're trying to pull is completely idiotic. If you want to criticize his work, at least do it in a manner that won't make you look like a complete moron.
what a stupit vid cmon stop waisting your time doing stupit videos.go eat a sandwich or something and leve youtube to ppl who know how to make a nice video
you guys prabably havent even read his books. or you are just ideots that havent opened up a book since you were like 3. oh and its very imature to post insulting videos on youtube. grow up already.
Wth, I don't even know what to think about this. What is your guys problem with those books? What do you guys read that you find to be soo much better?
Mike (who's the head admin of the inheritance forums IRL, btw) has an anti-religious bias, and has even been known to ban people from his forums just because they were defending their beliefs, claiming they were "forcing their religion onto others". Seriously.
oh my God... how low is your lvl thehippieclown? the difference, between you and Christopher Paolini is that HE can write a good book, you aren't intelligent enough to Speak and breathe in the same Moment.
"A good book." Lmfao. You obviously have never seen a "good" book in your life if you think that Paolini is worthy of anything more than scraping the dirt off of a REAL author's shoes.
Lol. I find it ironic that you're calling me the child when you're the one who is calling me such and is only offering meaningless abuse rather than a real arguement.
I guess I shouldn't be expecting any more from a Paolini fan, though. They've never been known to defend him with actual logic.
you are one of them talking about a Book and a Author without any Knowledge about how hard it is, ok, a fact is that Paolini don't have any difficult to write it, cause his Family helped him, but at the and it IS hard work. think about it, i write Books for Myself (with no help, like many others) so learn first, what it means to call yourself "Author", only then, we can REALLY talk about such things, i hope your little Brain realize that now ones and for all.
You may have had a point if you hadn't automatically assumed I haven't written a book.
As a matter of fact,I have.Several.300-600 pages each.
I understand fully how hard it is;however,Paolini should know by now that purple prose is a NO-NO and plagearism is a NO-NO. Furthermore,his pathetic excuse of a plot shouldn't have been too hard to transform into words, as it all has to do with prose flow.Unfortunately,that shows me he has little imagination.The only thing he ACTUALLY invented:Urgals.
Just because you don't like Paolini's books doesn't mean you have to go bashing them over the internet. You obviously have to much free time on your hands and probably have no friends in real life, so you decide to bash books for "fun". Get a life. Loser.
Could I endorse you into making more? Paolini...don't get me started. I was wondering who would be crazy enough to publish him, before I remembered he was self-published. Why isn't George Lucas on the phone, demanding why there are dragons in his plot? And 'bestselling' in this case means over-hype and says nothing about the quality. He started when 15, but didn't finish until 19. My sister who's 11 could write something better. And I could rant for the next few years, but there's a word count-
No. What he did was take the following books and storylines:
LotR
Star Wars
The Sword of Shannara
and The Legend of Dragoon
he then tossed them in a mix, added a random assortment of letters to make his own town names, added a pet dragon, and there you have it. The century's best plagearized overhyped book.
well yeah u got a point but still its a good book and better than most fantasy fiction books that have come out in a LONG time. got to give the guy credit for a good book, no matter how unoriginal it may be, right?
Well, to be fair, if I toss aside how many plots he completely ripped off of, as a book it's still below average; HOWEVER, it's still fun to imagine yourself in Eragon's shoes.
I see why people like it (big dragon on the front and a Mary-stu character to control it! everyone loves those...), but there really isn't much adequately explored history and very little action outside of this circle:
Eragon is chased --> Eragon gets knocked out --> Eragon gets saved.
true, reading the excerpt for the new book yeah thats pretty much what happens but come on; almost every book has been a spin off lort, star wars, and other things. paolini is a good author with some orignality when it came to the ancient language thing in the book; however yeah he isnt a breakthrough author and there are better books out there but its still a fun book/series... just gotta accept somethings as how they are and still try to have fun with them no matter how lame! :P
Very true (to the first part). Like in LotR, the first part of the first book, they kept getting chased, getting away, getting chased, getting away, etc. (in the book).
However, there is no creativity in the Ancient Language. It doesn't take much to throw a random assortment of letters and symbols together (I GUARANTEE that's how he did it)and then showing it in a small translator in the back of the book.
When he makes an actual language with rules and such like Tolkien, I'll be impressed.
tolkiens lang is legend because he spent 13 years working on it. paolinis is crude yet its original to the fact that it is the basis name for all things or whatever the crud they say in the book Still im only gonna 100% agree with you when this next book comes out; he says the name/language is gonna be revoultionary like new info here and there that make the story/lang all the better i can only wait and see and if ur COMPLETLY RIGHT, i'll come back in the futuer and concord with you :P
I really have to say you should find a hobby instead of hating great books on the internet. I suggest hitting yourself repeatedly on the head with a large hammer.
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Hahaha! Fuck you...
mikeyboy69685 10 months ago
Looks like someone had trouble reading the books so he made a stupid video trying to make fun of the author, but instead has proved what an imbecile he is. Just stick to the picture books kid, they seem more adept to your intelligence level.
bigjakefletcher 1 year ago 2
You're a retard. you don't deserve my words to put your life down because all you need to do is just reflect on your miserable life and feel like killing yourself. :) peace out
WilliaMxDN 2 years ago
I don't know if that had anything to do with anything, and I most certainly do not appreciate your slanderous attitude towards a person who is blindingly more intelligent than you are. Then again, if I continue typing in such a scholarly manner, chances are that you will never hope to grasp the finer points of my argument. Therefore, I leave with this: STFU ABOUT PAOLINI, YOU DESPERATE MORON.
Thyeggman 2 years ago 2
lol that had to be about the gayest fucking video i have ever seen in my entire life. i have now become dumber because i actually watched it, may god have mercy on your soul's you pathetic little uneducated illiterate morons go read some go dogs go and watch some Hana montana fags.
rykerkmartin 2 years ago
Why, you're a fucking retard aren't you? It doesn't matter how shit this video is, cos you've made a fool of yourself over it. There is only one kid in the video, FUCK TARD!
livoniam 2 years ago
you are an idiot that wouldn't know a good book if it bit you on your fat lazy ass
MyLIfeStudios 2 years ago
They need to have negative stars to rate this video.
soybomb79 3 years ago 2
From listening to you talking about Paolini this way, it sounds like your about....5?
So how about in 10 years time you try and write a bestseller and make it as popular as Eragon was.
furr001 3 years ago
pathetic attempt for children to gain attention.
wouldn't know good literature even if they were literate.
Devilry419 3 years ago
You guys are so immature. This video was uncalled for, and just plain mean. He hasn't done anything to you personally. If you hate his books, then maybe you should have made your point in a more mature manner. Just because you don't like a book doesn't mean you go off and portray the author in a manner such as this.
omgnuiwantmehnippa 3 years ago
First, if you're going to make a freaking video, at least make sure your viewers can actually understand what you're trying to expel from your mouth.
Secondly, it's inf if you don't like a book or a movie or something with a large fan-base but still- This "Kill Paolini" bandwagon crap you're trying to pull is completely idiotic. If you want to criticize his work, at least do it in a manner that won't make you look like a complete moron.
navychick93 3 years ago
This movie was much gayer than the books were.
Phranquely 3 years ago
retarded fucking bastards, Paolini rocks!
BlitzedAndArrowed 3 years ago 2
THANK YOU
etheain 3 years ago 2
You are the biggest fucking retard who ever lived.
Inheritance Cycle kicks ass..i wish chris would continue it forever
flargmuffin92 3 years ago
fuck you dude this guy is the best author in the world
wowskater99 3 years ago
flagged for spam and 1 star
pace7759 3 years ago
your all right get this shit off youtube
lh95 3 years ago 2
look at you kids, weak, physically worthless. you htikn you have the right to insult paolini?
i bet you have trouble benching 100
worthless nerds
NHCPmn 3 years ago
100 what?
I'll bet Paolini would have trouble benching 100 as well. He's not exactly physicaly imposing.
Phranquely 3 years ago
Fuck you these books are amazing
gocubs033 3 years ago 8
@gocubs033 dude i know
eotc95 1 year ago
what a stupit vid cmon stop waisting your time doing stupit videos.go eat a sandwich or something and leve youtube to ppl who know how to make a nice video
Dialga355 3 years ago 2
seriously get a life you retards, i bet you couldnt even write a description of a stone
Aldranr 3 years ago 2
fuck you. you stupid losers get a life.
ghettodude95 3 years ago 2
you have NO taste you fucking jackass. GET A LIFE
trainzrule5 3 years ago 2
i hate you you son of a @%*^&
daniel08989 3 years ago 2
wow you probably only watched the movie.idiots. and if your going to use any music make sure its not recorded by a mic.wow
jebidiah505 3 years ago
you guys prabably havent even read his books. or you are just ideots that havent opened up a book since you were like 3. oh and its very imature to post insulting videos on youtube. grow up already.
darkrai49 3 years ago
Wth, I don't even know what to think about this. What is your guys problem with those books? What do you guys read that you find to be soo much better?
vallon1 3 years ago
They probably don't even know how to read..
breadguy97 3 years ago
Does this response make sense?
vallon1 3 years ago
kill him!!!
mirilous 3 years ago
screw you bamf the book owns you. thehippieclown can suck my balls the book is a best seller, and my favorite series ever. and paolini is awesome.
cloudstrife127 3 years ago
damn you're a fucking jealous idiot
mnkdd1 3 years ago 3
There should be an even more epic quest to get rid of you.
Brygelsmack 3 years ago 9
Mike (who's the head admin of the inheritance forums IRL, btw) has an anti-religious bias, and has even been known to ban people from his forums just because they were defending their beliefs, claiming they were "forcing their religion onto others". Seriously.
thehippieclown 3 years ago
Just curious . . . what's the Catholic vs Atheist babies in refference too? Anything? Or is it just Monty-Python-esque randomness?
iareace 3 years ago
oh my God... how low is your lvl thehippieclown? the difference, between you and Christopher Paolini is that HE can write a good book, you aren't intelligent enough to Speak and breathe in the same Moment.
VincentTheDarkness 3 years ago
"A good book." Lmfao. You obviously have never seen a "good" book in your life if you think that Paolini is worthy of anything more than scraping the dirt off of a REAL author's shoes.
LindwurParty 3 years ago
lol NOW i am not sure that YOU can read XD
and you, hows to Stupid to write ANYTHING, has not the right to open your mouth.
the Decision lay of the Author's not on little idiots like yourself.
VincentTheDarkness 3 years ago
Learn to get your point across correctly, then I may bother responding to your mindless blathering.
LindwurParty 3 years ago
don't spam me with your stupid words little child :)
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VincentTheDarkness 3 years ago
Lol. I find it ironic that you're calling me the child when you're the one who is calling me such and is only offering meaningless abuse rather than a real arguement.
I guess I shouldn't be expecting any more from a Paolini fan, though. They've never been known to defend him with actual logic.
LindwurParty 3 years ago
you are one of them talking about a Book and a Author without any Knowledge about how hard it is, ok, a fact is that Paolini don't have any difficult to write it, cause his Family helped him, but at the and it IS hard work. think about it, i write Books for Myself (with no help, like many others) so learn first, what it means to call yourself "Author", only then, we can REALLY talk about such things, i hope your little Brain realize that now ones and for all.
VincentTheDarkness 3 years ago
You may have had a point if you hadn't automatically assumed I haven't written a book.
As a matter of fact,I have.Several.300-600 pages each.
I understand fully how hard it is;however,Paolini should know by now that purple prose is a NO-NO and plagearism is a NO-NO. Furthermore,his pathetic excuse of a plot shouldn't have been too hard to transform into words, as it all has to do with prose flow.Unfortunately,that shows me he has little imagination.The only thing he ACTUALLY invented:Urgals.
LindwurParty 3 years ago
Well Paolini has more money then me so... HE did something right.
Numanumatic 3 years ago
Fair enough. :P
LindwurParty 3 years ago
LindwurParty
he did not write Eragon and all them after Starwars Lotr and all of them, Read the book, and you will find that there is no resemblence what so ever
Midna1424 3 years ago
You really are quite stupid.
I suggest you read something OTHER than your silly book and you'll see what I mean.
I used to think the same as you.
One day, you will realize how dumb you are and you will eat your words.
LindwurParty 3 years ago
Get a life. Christopher Paolini is a way better author than you'll ever be and you know it.
aildman16 3 years ago
Just because you don't like Paolini's books doesn't mean you have to go bashing them over the internet. You obviously have to much free time on your hands and probably have no friends in real life, so you decide to bash books for "fun". Get a life. Loser.
loveallanime 3 years ago
Could I endorse you into making more? Paolini...don't get me started. I was wondering who would be crazy enough to publish him, before I remembered he was self-published. Why isn't George Lucas on the phone, demanding why there are dragons in his plot? And 'bestselling' in this case means over-hype and says nothing about the quality. He started when 15, but didn't finish until 19. My sister who's 11 could write something better. And I could rant for the next few years, but there's a word count-
constantinexviii 3 years ago
ahh i want to agree with that cuz ive read a lot of books and ive noticed that a lot of what is in eragon is in what i have read..
but i still love reading eragon ..even if he took some ideas ..i just don't care..i still like it
kolekun 3 years ago
Paolini didn't write a bestselling book.
No. What he did was take the following books and storylines:
LotR
Star Wars
The Sword of Shannara
and The Legend of Dragoon
he then tossed them in a mix, added a random assortment of letters to make his own town names, added a pet dragon, and there you have it. The century's best plagearized overhyped book.
God he sucks.
LindwurParty 3 years ago 2
well yeah u got a point but still its a good book and better than most fantasy fiction books that have come out in a LONG time. got to give the guy credit for a good book, no matter how unoriginal it may be, right?
italianstalian200 3 years ago
Well, to be fair, if I toss aside how many plots he completely ripped off of, as a book it's still below average; HOWEVER, it's still fun to imagine yourself in Eragon's shoes.
I see why people like it (big dragon on the front and a Mary-stu character to control it! everyone loves those...), but there really isn't much adequately explored history and very little action outside of this circle:
Eragon is chased --> Eragon gets knocked out --> Eragon gets saved.
I'd give it a 5/10 as a book.
LindwurParty 3 years ago
true, reading the excerpt for the new book yeah thats pretty much what happens but come on; almost every book has been a spin off lort, star wars, and other things. paolini is a good author with some orignality when it came to the ancient language thing in the book; however yeah he isnt a breakthrough author and there are better books out there but its still a fun book/series... just gotta accept somethings as how they are and still try to have fun with them no matter how lame! :P
italianstalian200 3 years ago
Very true (to the first part). Like in LotR, the first part of the first book, they kept getting chased, getting away, getting chased, getting away, etc. (in the book).
However, there is no creativity in the Ancient Language. It doesn't take much to throw a random assortment of letters and symbols together (I GUARANTEE that's how he did it)and then showing it in a small translator in the back of the book.
When he makes an actual language with rules and such like Tolkien, I'll be impressed.
LindwurParty 3 years ago
tolkiens lang is legend because he spent 13 years working on it. paolinis is crude yet its original to the fact that it is the basis name for all things or whatever the crud they say in the book Still im only gonna 100% agree with you when this next book comes out; he says the name/language is gonna be revoultionary like new info here and there that make the story/lang all the better i can only wait and see and if ur COMPLETLY RIGHT, i'll come back in the futuer and concord with you :P
italianstalian200 3 years ago
lol..amazing how arrogant a little prepubescent boy can be.
ferdy87 3 years ago
Funny how Paolini's fans are almost as cliche'd as he is, don't ya think?
thehippieclown 4 years ago
I really have to say you should find a hobby instead of hating great books on the internet. I suggest hitting yourself repeatedly on the head with a large hammer.
ICutStuff1 4 years ago
How exactly is defending a book on the internet any better than attacking it?
LordoftheBlades 4 years ago
hey homo nerd u only this tuff cause u cant see us in person and if u did u'll get ass kicked by one of us let alone all of us so sthu dude
demonslayer03 3 years ago
Being an internet tough guy isn't really that great way to prove a point you stupid fuck.
SyrithUB 3 years ago
*great of a way
SyrithUB 3 years ago
that was the gayest video ever. not funny and Christopher paolini rules. why don't you write a bestselling book.
Sjofn1616 4 years ago
YAll SUCK
tdun127 4 years ago
I suggest you go ROCK.
Caliburnis 4 years ago
i suggest you go hang
Blade9190 4 years ago