Best line of Superbad

[TheOriginalNightHawk]

"SHE WANTS TO FUCK MAANN!* *kicks soccer ball*

[sugarfreak123]

I KNOW THAT FAGGLE!  I KNOW THAT!!

[NYREPPINERRDAY]

"we're never gonna bone because of that used tampon fogol" LMAO

[AlKezer712]

"Fuck thinking, we need to act!"

[sleibhin325]

"It's like having two cocks, if one of my cocks could kill someone."

[fanosoX]

you grab the booze, and I'll create a distraction by tit fucking your mom-deleted scenes

[barkape]

@fanosoX ha damn that shoulda been in the movie

[officerbarbrady12]

"Whatd u want me to do? Dive in front of the spit?"

[FlySociety06]

Straight up said this to my Algebra teacher senior year....it didn't end up too well for me

[spq2rf3t]

"we are bingo bango ready to go go ?"

or

"you're an organ doner."

[DeshtarSongs]

"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law"

[limetheleamer]

the best line is when the girl asks him why he's never at any parties, and Micheal Cera goes, didn't wanna commit, and hurt anyone's feelings

[nicky2coats]

i KNOW THAT, fagel. I. KNOW. THAT.

[younghead14]

Hey its YOUUUUUUUu. MC MUFFIN lmmfao . Thats the best line to me

[Linfiled09]

you dont have the equipment or the steady hands to pull off a proceedure like that, so HA, PEACE.

[McLuTcHiin]

'Tell your fucking faggot friend he cant come either" LMAO

[SkrillexKills]

Seth: i just sit around all day, and draw pictures of D****!

Evan: i dont know man, thats pretty messed up. Super gay...

[TrancyPance]

Best line: FUCK my life.

[rudylexi8]

"Chicka Chicka ya fake id fake id"

[fabrixx08]

@rudylexi8 It actually is "Chicka chicka yea, fake id fake id, how tight!"

[Mr1in1000000]

'WTF Evan we down 2 points...greg is soccer..oh rite its soccer"

[BuckWild360]

haha i used that line my ENTIRE senior year of high school

[Jaysus777Live]

my personal favorite liine is "So i have to sit here and eat desert like im fucking steven glansberg?" cut to kid by himself eating a pudding cup, kills me everytime

[robyrob78]

@Jaysus777Live haha i was wondering if i was guna see anyone post that one, its one of my favorites too

[stumcg123]

''Muhammad is the most commonly used name on earth, read a fucking book for once'' or ''you hit her foot with your dick!! :o''

[maracuja10]

Oh my God, it's in.

That's the best line.

[fabrixx08]

" I KNOW THAT, FAGELL! "

[Ryu12543]

I always thought this was one of the funnier lines too lmao.

[Ryu12543]

@Ryu12543 OMG. I just had to type in one of those text capture things and part of it was "sack".

[theboboperspective]

guys, it's Superbad; there is no "best line" and even if there was a best line it would be inside another best line and so on so forth thus creating an infinite cycle of best lines inside best lines. INCEPTION. what?

[creathify]

That's the coolest fuckin story I've heard in my entire lif

[creathify]

@timegod12 your just mad cuz u can't afford to live here u fuckin racist I know America is all races but u put them all in one fuckin term fuck off ur probably english u fuckin brit americaaaaa fuucckk yeeaa

[ljthedude3]

I AM MCLOVIN

[speckyben]

"at least you got to suck on your dad's dick"

[EternaILord]

"Why the FUCK would it be between that and Muhammad!?"

[101SassyCassie]

no bast part is...................''gangsta­'s wat up or chicka chika yeah or it's in! oh my god its in'' all my fogell aka mclovin

[DEchrisProductions]

This is so fuking true when u graduate you think the world owes you everything Fuckn best feeling ever :)

[cr1mec0mmit3r]

We can all agree when I say that there are MANY memorable quotes in this movie.

[touche112]

I think this is probably the worst line of the movie, it's unoriginal. If you think about it, most high school seniors have probably said that themselves, without movie inspiration.

[MrDutchy9090]

good quote, by far not the best though

[jezmuff]

Yeah this is one my favourite quotes too.

[MrJHARDY]

"SHE WANTS M DICK IN AND AROUND HER MOTUH" easily the best

[theGuze182]

" you look like a future pedophile"

[kenny10100]

plenty of other better lines, but this one is still good

[JoeRead16]

thumbs up if you want people to stop posting random quotes on a quote video, cause they think their quote is better.

[rankalot]

"Pussies on the pavement fellas" " Cause you don't want an asshole where your face used to be, Waylan Jennings"

[666Lachrimae666]

best line is: "No.Mclovin doesnt exist. McLovins never existed because Mclovin's a dumb fuckin made up fairytale name you FUCK!"

[junkhobokiller]

this would not even come on my top 10 superbad quotes and the best quote has to be a mclovin quote

[dannycashman1]

the best line is "i got lewwwwwb"

[XxJUSTxDOxITxX]

Mom is makin a pubic salad and she needs some of Seth's own dressing!!!

[MarlboroKnightHawk]

Best line is

"Cuz that's a made up, dumb fuckin FAIRYTALE NAME you FUCK!!!"

[fetchy15]

iron chef of pounding vajjjj

[xpf15]

"i know that faggle!...I KNOW THAT!!!"

[mejia67]

Fuck it, I'm about to graduate! They should be sucking on my ball sack!

[xliquidNitrousx]

Best Line: Why would park in the Staff Parking Lot? I mean, you're not Staff so...

[MrCrumbe4]

'she wants to fuck me, she wants my dick.. in and around her mouth'

[CitySkin09]

"There's three weeks left of school, gimme a fuckin' break..." - Best line.

[oliviaok625]

LOL MY DAD WALKS AROUND THE HOUSE SAYING THIS ALLTHE TIME!!!!

[CarzInTheDriveway]

why the FUCK would u pick this line ???

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[TheTobe33]

natedelon must of got a boner from this vid/line lol

[Geekiweekly]

Best line:

Mclovin:"Its in... Oh my god its in!"

[KrfNYC2]

I like, "Fuck my life"

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

Best line is "I'll be like the Iron Chef of Pounding Vag!"

Or

"WTF!"

[dopeasskid]

lmfaooo all my teachers im school should be sucking on my ball sack =D

[brandonThibodeau1]

no best line is " well funny thing about that jewls, is my back is located on my cock ahaha" lol i think that the best

[bigrock123]

Best line: "I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were younger" "Yeah, well at least you got to suck on your dad's dick" Loool.

[Drumboner69]

my line for senior yearr...

[slothdaddy915]

best line is when chick is on top of mclovin suckin his finger and then he's like "....i got a boner" lmao so funny

[ckbreakdancer]

best is its in oh my god its in- winner

[coldazice26]

na i would say "ok so we have an african jew wearing a hoodie?"

[TheRichstaa]

the best line is... "It's in...oh my god it's in"

[23ThePerfectionist23]

...

[mumbomum]

suckin on ma BALLsack

[yourmothersfuckinass]

Every line in this movie is the best line.

[dutrank]

i has a shuvel

[2000Jacksanders]

n00b

[Sedii12]

FO SHO, FO SHO, I'M GETTIN' THAT FO SHO

[Dgamer21]

And the punchline is......? 

[neilk500]

It's still funny

[cr1mec0mmit3r]

Uhh...It's 10:33...uh yeah. - Fogel

[IZER1BITCH]

GANGSTAASS What Up Guys ?!!

[chrisxmakk]

awful.

[rangascoots77]

best line 'noboddy said anything about you DICKMOUTH'

[TomGreenTheRock]

two thumbs way down

[TomGreenTheRock]

superbad, mclovin, judd apatow sucks

[AOELINX123]

best line: I am Mclovin

[koolaidmonster916]

"Jewels and her stupid fucking friend" haha

[ig33ve]

best line: "you guys on myspace" and the events which led to that line..

[acf7957]

best line: "This plan has been fucked since jumpstreet man"

[walldn]

Best line: "Yeah well that's really messed up... And super-gay"

[courage11235]

bad choice!

[TheScrewed0ver]

nonono best line is: "you want a line of cocain?" "no way man" "YEEEEAAAHH"

[jrack13]

best line is, "you're going to make me eat dessert alone like i'm fuckin' Steven Glandsberg??"

[iinspectra]

@jrack13 I use this line way too much with my friends. Whenever there's absolutely any reference to anyone being alone, it comes up.

Yeah, best line.

[mwan245]

you can tell the person who uploaded this has no sense of humor

[undertaker9000ish]

the best part is the whole scene were the cashier lady was identifying the robber to the cops and there where acting like dumass

[theocrox44]

deff not the best line. This is my favorite movie of all time though. love it! :)

[GrantGuides]

The best line(s) in my opinion:

Evan: Mclovin, Mclovin? You changed your name to Mclovin?

Fogell: yeah it was either between that or Mohammed.

Seth: Mohammed!! Why couldn't you pick a normal fucking name?!

Fogell: Jesus Christ Mohammed is like the most common name ever read a book for once will ya?

[BlamePenguins]

@GrantGuides You butchered that.

[GrantGuides]

@BlamePenguins Ya I didnt know it off the spot but you know what scene i mean

[henkarars]

you got to be high or someone if you thought this was the funny line..

[JohnMarston72]

Best line is "you hit Becca's foot with your dick?" or ghostbusters lunchbox dick tresure chest

[LethalCeltic]

chicka chicka yeah, fake id, fake id :)

[twashballur]

Guys, don't give the guy who uploaded this video a hard time. For all we know, this was probably the only scene his parents let him watch.

[KoH4711]

Uploader's a child.

[Ozzmaster2112]

Best line: "Have you actually ever met someone named 'Muhammad?! Have YOU actually ever met someone named 'McLovin'?"

[peeeons]

Best line is

"I Know that faggel i know that!"

[jase276]

@peeeons faglye

[rolliepollie54]

Nooo..The best line was when Seth goes off on the other guy for having the lube. xD

[NyahSk8Board]

best line ... * iFFFF* is a line of cocaine ofc you bastards!

[TheLilDawgg]

Best quote was "Get ready to be fucked by the long dick of the law"

[JoshBoyy1]

Best line- 'one name? who are you seal?' XD

[rapidfire223]

best line from this movie should be " fuck my life"

[LenaMLandrutFan]

there is no best line they are all best lines

[kunigas123]

Best line is - "It's you! McMuffin!"

[DJIIILBS]

funny thing about my back is its located on my cock

[SuperKayDee14]

"I am McLovin" or "checka checka yea, fake id" hahahahh to me anyways.

[337429]

"one name ? ONE NAME ? who are you seal" ?

"ya well...at least you got to suck on your dads dick"

LMAO funniest movie ever

[TheGameInfoGuy]

"Okay, so we have an African Jew, wearing a hoodie..."

Or:

"Well it seems someone has an exam tomorrow..." "Imagine that."

[sideburned]

no no no no the best line is when the guy in the convenience store cleaning up the beer mess says "fuck my life"

[JoesGaming]

This is my favorite line too!! :)

[flyyyer]

i like "McLovin? What are you, an irish RnB singer?" better

[Burrito25446]

And the best part is when officer Slater dances Pork and Beef

[DeathIsAroundUs]

the best line is every thing said by seth(jonah hill)

[nexusprime000]

lol 404 comments but i wrecked it

last two weeks for school over here :D

[lesthanjakkickas]

fav line by far

[muffigw7866]

Out of every line in this movie, you pick this one? WTF, is your IQ below 10?

[Numbuh277]

@muffigw7866

sounds like someone didn't write their name on the test. to have below 10

[jcloverx]

@muffigw7866 read the info bar dick

[SammyStyle]

It is my favorite line as well.

[LeBronFilms]

The best is obviously "Chigga E, Figure E, Fake ID..."

[jeez92]

whoever doesn't like this obviously isn't graduating this year

[futurehollywood22]

no ones gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam

[muychingon23]

I needed this. I'm graduating. And I needed this. Thank you.

[eldavido761]

how old are you, 12?

[TheJezza2]

Best line: " nobody has gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since nam".

[myhatrules]

Well then you have a retarded sense of humour...

[TheSweatySack]

I'm assuming in the version you watched, they cut out the part where seth rogen says "Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law"?

[chickenpizzas]

im a fan of the line right before this: "don't be such a vagin man, I gotta get a redbull before class"

[Reach1335]

Wrong, the best line in Supebad = "Fuck my life."

[Lucci]

There are a lot of good funny lines in this movie, it's impossible to pick just one!!

[Earpollution121]

In my opinion I think Mclovin screaming: "What the fuck are you doing you fuckin bum?! WHATTHEFUCK?!*girl like scream*"

is the best line...

[fatnaken]

I'm particulary fond of "...we're blood brothers" 

[TheTomahawkJock]

best lline: "at least you got to suck on your dad's dick" lol

[taxidriver121]

sucking on my bualsack lool

[chuckrocks69]

haha awesome

[lu2353]

why would yu park in staff parking lot.. imean cuz ur mot staff... ik dat fagle..!! ik dat..!! evan lets go to ur house lol

[12hockeyman21]

"I am supremely jealous that you got to suck on those as a child." "Yeah well, at least you got suck on your dads dick."

[MrComparan]

@12hockeyman21 yeah, thats also really funny, jajajjaja

[TheAwesomeBomb]

"Don't be such a vagine man, I gotta get a red bull before class!"

[voltage03]

You talk to Becca, and I'll talk to that retard Fogell

[bleckySD]

just McLovin? but.. who fucking are you? SEAL?

[marcsm8srsound]

"Whats your name son?" " Err errrr Mclovin?" *Silence* "THATSS BADDD ASSS!"

[Fly0nLittleWing]

"The last time someone got a handjob in cargo pants was Vietnam"

[mussman717word]

You hit Becca's foot with your dick?

[lancerevo07]

are you in middle school?

[Ethanodd1]

I'M BUYING YOU A BEEEER MCLOVIN.

[MariscalAle]

they're like little baby toes

[RedRaider8493]

"FOGEL HIIII"

[unreal1298]

"best line of superbad"

was that the joke?

[TheGearOfWar303]

@unreal1298 lol he said in his opinion.

[BuckFitchesThe]

@unreal1298 

[TheOrginalLoth]

Chikka Chikka Yeah Fake ID  ID

-fogal

[J0113]

"Gangsters what's up guys?"

- Fogell.

[AllianceX324]

i said this all senior year



[janjohandealgenman]

You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. XD

[LocoAJ1994]

"Oh Evan, thank you for bringin that lube for my phussy! hahaha best part x]

[MrDjsplash]

YOU USED MY LEG AS A TAMPONG.

#1 line of superbad. the whole movie.