Episode 22: The 8 Most Hilarious Acts Of Animal Cruelty On The Web

[Killmatic5000]

that pole vault testicle impalement replay is the greatest slow-mo clip of all time

[BearAmongMen]

This is bat country!

[momochuu]

oh swaim. tonight i will masturbate to the image of you in that fireman outfit and i will regret nothing.

[snotsbuttwax]

I'm going to rape you!

That's not true.

[shittyfagg]

'viewing window to look through while you masturbate'

[MycologicalBlasphemy]

Fuuuck...I love Agents of Cracked, but I just had to stop watching this. It's too sad.

[wickedgiggle]

I seriously want to punch the guy yelling at his cat in his nuts and then yell at him HEY DOES YOUR JUNK HURT, DON'T KEEL OVER IN PAIN OR I'LL RAPE YOUR ASS WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE. and then kick him again. and then go pet his cat.

[BearClan1984]

i want to beat the guy yelling at the cats until you can't recognize him, but swaim is awsome

[blackkakari]

This show fucking RAPES Tosh.0! >: D

[CanaryKeeper]

My roommate is asleep ten feet away and if you keep making me laugh this hard I'm going to wake her up. XD

[invadercorren]

I don't know how many times it's been said on all of Cracked/ThoseAren'tMusket's videos about their number of veiws compared to RWJ/Fred/WhoTheHellEver, but guys, chill the fuck out. The reason Cracked and ThoseAren'tMusket's videos don't have a bunch of views is because almost everyone goes to the cracked.com website to watch them. If you look THERE, you'll see almost all of their sketches have around a million views. They're not popular on Youtube because they have their own domain. Spastics.

[ThePrimeXD]

The amount of times i heard 'Under Tha Sea' in this vid... It's TERRIFYING!!!

[IanEColeman]

This is why it should be illegal for people to have pets. The vast majority of us are cruel, stupid, worthless, morons.

[tristancaramel]

@IanEColeman

AWW isn't the little misanthropist SO COOL? Seriously, get over it. Your mad is showing.

[CrzyEX]

Cippie McNutshot! rofl

[jensarni]

Bonus points for blasphemy! Priceless...

[sulkee05]

giving a cat acid is sooooo fucked.

[StarchNinja]

is it just me, or when he has that yellow shirt or coat thing on, he looks a lot like the main character from dead rising?

[CommendatoreAndolini]

@StarchNinja Chuck Swaim

[dudez32]

I really wish you guys would continue this series, it was very informative and hilarious. Hilaritive.

[rosaryfetishbabe]

LOL the guy screaming at the black cat sounds like Vince Vaughn.

[uniquemommy1984]

hahahahaha, the video of the guy yelling at the cats is horribly funny.

[MrDatafromstartrek]

"I'm runnin down a dream"

[shipposama80]

what does the person really say when obama is speaking ?? :O

[EndTheShallow]

@shipposama80 you lie

[aladinCofu]

@shipposama80 I would like to know too!

[thescarlets78]

I would carry your robot seed to term...

[professionallewis]

11 people masturbate to ShaneDawsonTV

[MorganStack]

I just went to take a piss. Then I came back and watched the 'Pet Spa' segment. Without warning, my bladder magically filled up and exploded.

[stanleykubrick98]

Never try to drink tea while watching Swaim.

[uniquemommy1984]

@stanleykubrick98 Yeah I learned that the hard way but with water.......

[BlowfishShorts]

Oh my god, number 7 made me laugh soo hard. Alongside Swaim's comments, it was just golden

[angryhelicoptor]

Under the sea

[Xionc]

"Under the Sea" is the soundtrack for all pet abuse, apparently. I'll never watch Little Mermaid the same way again.

[benjiwilli686]

where is the obama clip from?

[SpicedHammers]

is it just me or rwj rip of swaim

[Vajrayana514]

@SpicedHammers RWJ ripped off Cracked TV and Viral Video Film School. He's the Carlos Mencia of the internet.

[BlakeTahoe]

@Vajrayana514 holyshit i finally found the one person who shares my view that that dudes such a hack....not only is he not funny porn actors have more thespian skills than he does(aka...EVERYONE is a better actor than rwj....even poodleangelo)

[undeny]

@BlakeTahoe I've no idea why this comparison came up.. This oblivious douche going by R.W.J (just looked him up) doesnt even come close to Swaim's style.. And yet somehow that guy gets like 5mill views and Swaim's in the low 50's.. I mean fuck! There are slideshows with their music removed by YT running @ 240p that have higher view-counts than most of CrackedTV's segments.. Now there's a WTF for u..! Are there like ghost/fake-fan a/c's here on YT as well or something?!

[BlakeTahoe]

@undeny yeah man doesnt it just make you lose faith in people...that rwj has nearly 4mil views on every vid while swaim has about the population of a small nebraska town total on ALL his vids combined?..i dunno i really shouldnt be hating that rwj dude....but he lowers the comedy bar therefor making all the people who watch him get dumber then they cant understand such great writing like swaims..or cracked's ..AND HIS SHOWS JUST ANOTHER FUCKIN CLIP SHOW!...not even original

[MxOxRxRxIxS]

@BlakeTahoe RWJ segway's from clips by saying an old Family Guy or South Park joke. He is not a comedian by any stretch of the imagination, he just remembers funny things he heard, and then repeats them.

[DrDroog29]

@BlakeTahoe RWJ is not funny at all! Mchael Swaim even LOOKS funny. He doesn't care what he looks like, he has a dry sense of humor, and his commentary is great. RWJ is just a popular douche. 'Fred' has more views than both combined....I am thinking that obviously more views = more stupid people like you. Swaim/Cracked FTW!

[BlakeTahoe]

@DrDroog29 learn reading comprehension dumbass, i said they sucked compared to swaim....you're not even worth this reply but you put my honor as a swaim fan into question, good day

[DrDroog29]

@BlakeTahoe Lol. It was actually extremely hard to make out what you were saying, and that would probably be why there are more comments replying to you underneath me with the same thing I said. You made absolutely no sense in most of your comments. From a reader's standpoint it looks like you think Swaim sucks. Make sense next time! Don't provide a disclaimer: if I wasn't worth replying to, don't bother telling me that and then reply to me. < Another thing that makes no sense. Lol

[cmyanmar13]

This made me laugh so hard I was out of breath! I love you Swaim!

[xOhLookItsAMYx]

That black bear thing was kinda fucked up

[Neckromorph]

Haha, even though they hated it, the dogs just sat through the shower. The stupid cat jumped everywhere like an idiot trying to get out.

[edgeypoosisepic]

@Neckromorph It was as if the cat was....scared..... of the water or something...

lol

[DoubleSwords117]

OMG THAT WASNT A DOLPHIN! THAT WAS A DONGONG!

[sydney83w]

7 and 1 made me realy sad..

but the rest were hilarious.

[DWSimmy]

Jut keep clicking at 0:22 XD

[stickywister]

"CLIPPY MCNUTSHOT"

*boom*

"AAAAAAHW!"

[PduGh]

WTF AT 3:08

[AbbaCraka]

I cant stop crying at the spar ...its so goddamn funny.

[stewiesbabe]

i wouldve liked 2 have seen that list @ 0:31

[SadButTruexx]

BEST EPISODE YET!!!

[ninjapatto]

OMG!!! WHERE THE FUDGE IS THAT " bat country" THING FROM!?!?!

[DrHeinzy]

@ninjapatto It's from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas".

[ninjapatto]

@DrHeinzy Yeah i tracked it down and I even watched the movie! Man that bat country get me laughing everytime XD. Man that movie i fucking weird!

[stewiesbabe]

is it wrong that i find #7 funny?

[Asahineko]

LOL

"Bonus points for Blasphemy!"

[dontpokethenear]

The spas brilliance lies in its simplicity

[CarolinaOcelot]

I hope that cat yelling douche gets his nuts ripped off.

[jedichihuahua]

This is the BEST. EPISODE. EVER!!

[yosh0wnd]

poodleangelo!!!!

[destroyer1187]

I want invisible bats...

[plunksna]

Swaim, I officialy love you for using the bat thing.<3

[saachica07]

i am LOVING the gratuitous usage of 'Under The Sea'

[WarriorPoet2]

How does this only have views in the thousands? This is fucking hilarious!

[7pulford]

hey, I can't find episode 20 anywhere. any ideas anyone?

[GooGooGajoob67]

@7pulford Hey, if you still can't find it, it's right here: watch?v=903lQ1Uasms

[7pulford]

@GooGooGajoob67 yay, thanks been looking 4 ages

[boitahaki]

under the seaa....

[wopor333]

CLIPPY MICK NUT SHOT LOL

[SunthunderBolt1]

The obama part had me in stiches. Also under da sea

[StrawberryPockyChan]

That was a Poddletello. Not Poddleangelo. >>

[chosentonessournotes]

You're both wrong. It's Poodlenardo.

[dhylla42]

clippy is always random! hahah

[windbeamproductions]

This was great but how come you didn't include the ones where people (usually people that are high) make their cats lip sync everything they say by manipulating their heads and mouths with their hands?

[Harusama]

I haven't laughed this hard in ages xD

omg.. I think I'm going to toss my cookies and I'm only 2 minutes into the video

[atronix]

AHaHAAHAHAH

[TheGreatSteve]

Do a video on why religeonists are dicks!

[sk8muppet]

what the fuck are "religeonists"?

[RiotArtSquad]

Oh my god, the enterprise-dog is priceless

[TreeDonkey992]

Seriously one of the funniest videos i have EVER seen i could not stop fucking laughing LOL. i paused it constantly so i could calm down and keep watching..

[0BatGirl0]

Funniest episode ever.

What's with all these pussies getting offended over animal abuse?

And it's not even real animal abuse!

Like I went onto the full video of the pet wash and all these people were flagging it and going on rants.

Lighten up people!

[fattony638]

I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!

[AnAnDsInHa93]

the obama bit killed me

[wchabotte]

Cat in the Pet Wash!!! LMAO!!!

[Boonehams]

@bitchslapper12

"I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!"

[inglebert123]

@bitchslapper12 get off ur high horse. do u really think he would put in videos of animals being seriously hurt.

and lots of the time eg. the giving a cat lsd video. is actuly a random cat video on yotube he used to make a joke. lighten up. secondly "bitchslapper" i would rather have respect for humans than animals.

[inglebert123]

@bitchslapper12 @bitchslapper12 get off ur high horse. do u really think he would put in videos of animals being seriously hurt.

and lots of the time eg. the giving a cat lsd video. is actuly a random cat video on yotube he used to make a joke. lighten up. secondly "bitchslapper" i would rather have respect for humans than animals.

[svantearrhenius1]

Perhaps you don't understand the concept of ..sarcasm?

[Infowarrior1337]

Oh bitchslapper, its very ok.

[Popcultureguy3000]

3:27 Master Pooch!

[kiyamh]

just when i think i can't love you any more :)

[MagikGimp]

0:19 NUT-SHOT!

[Kirbyfan87827]

"The reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally."

"I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!"

*ohs from audience*

"Not true."

[puzin]

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO THAT ONE KILLED ME xD

[9ish]

Swaim4life

[boitahaki]

that dolphin is fucking ugly!

BANG!

[hardworker424]

LMFAO

[Gavrek]

where's the video at 1:20 from?

[GenerationXeroFilms]

DON'T FUCKING GO IN MY CLOSET!!!

[SasoriTheOverlord]

I just love Swaims work.

"clippy mc nutshot" :)

[elreynate08]

UNDER DA SEA!

[hughh20]

Sauce on number 7?

[shadeofpain]

Amazing!

"I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!"

LOL

[FalzarGregar]

lmafolol

"IM GOING TO RAPE YOU"

Obama:...

[dasspe]

funny

[legobatman1]

yay first comment awsome vid