u guys suck and r not funny ur fat and ugly and id probably fuck the dog shit out of that bitch next to u but yall r not funny you guys talk sooo much shit what makes ur life any cooler than the celebrities u drool over u guys need a real job u suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well, it turns out that I didn't even know that they were going out until I read about the break-up. Perhaps I should read the gossip page ... or not.
Sarah Silverman like many b list celebs are only attractive when air brushing has been done. In normal world kimmel and sarah would be wingmen to much hotter but less clever people.
If you're atleast mildly attractive, and you and me both are, and have a stable, clever, funny, confident personality; we don't need to pick up a chick at the bar or club every single night.
We've either got amazingly hot girlfriends (oh yeah, giggity!) or we can easily call one of the hundreds of girls in our phones and be like "how about dinner and a movie". Ok, ok, maybe not hundreds...
So quit complaining and hone your inner jedi-pimp ;)
Cmon' shes not THAT much hotter than him at all. They are both sorta cute. I really wanted things to work with them. I love Kimmel. Kimmel probably didn't want to get married because he's already been married and had kids and is over it.
who do these fucking toolbags think they are?
UNo0b 1 month ago
u guys suck and r not funny ur fat and ugly and id probably fuck the dog shit out of that bitch next to u but yall r not funny you guys talk sooo much shit what makes ur life any cooler than the celebrities u drool over u guys need a real job u suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i really wanna fuck your co anchor
skeete246 5 months ago
oh man, the subtitles are hilarious ^^ google transcribe still has a lot of improvement ahead of itself
sorrysonofa 5 months ago
cenk is a legend "no justice. no peace." its true kimmel got tons of hoes who wanna fuck him
t3ddyb3ar2k8 1 year ago
Awesome clip, so true at the end as well!
SuperSwifte 1 year ago
Great ending to this clip. Love Cenk.
I'm dissapointed in Anna in this clip. She denies that celebrities can get laid effortlessly? Did she forget to have her coffee?
capoman1 1 year ago
kimmel is getting mad pussy, being on one of the top 3 late night shows there are madd hot gurls tryna be next to him and get their 5 minutes
GUCCImontana420 2 years ago
Love the ending of the clip...lol!
amoergosum3 3 years ago
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omg.. diz wuz a fkn waste of my time.
RosieV5405 3 years ago
RosieV5405, judging by your spelling skills, you´re a waste of space.
Liproll 3 years ago 2
shut da hell up Liproll.. my 'spelling skills'?? u serious!? omg... ur a fkn idiot if u think diz is how i REALLY spell.. datz a fkn *SLAP!*
RosieV5405 3 years ago
Prove me wrong then.
Liproll 3 years ago 3
@RosieV5405
That what she said
fatman1001 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
These idiots are clueless. I want the real story.
bhamdodger 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
these 2 are totally borring.
interpol123456789 3 years ago
i wish pussy was thrown at me
boozy84 3 years ago 3
And you're a very polite friendly individual.
Secretservicedentist 3 years ago
Kimmel! KIMMEL! Why did you screw that up?! Man... I feel for ya. :(
bleunt 3 years ago
If I had a pussy I'd be a huge slut.
darealdjnutz 3 years ago 6
that's sorta disturbing
Omer698 3 years ago
haha...and kinda hot
cosmicshame36 3 years ago
So dont watch her show... but why the fuck are you so insulted by her? what did somebody you know do to you that hurt so bad? You whiny little bitch
BenjaminFranklin2u 3 years ago
LOL @ Cenk at the end!
velocity246 3 years ago 10
Agreed.
Secretservicedentist 3 years ago
Oh well, it turns out that I didn't even know that they were going out until I read about the break-up. Perhaps I should read the gossip page ... or not.
CousinoMacul 3 years ago
"Oh god,Jesus Christ" LOL
aceyfan 3 years ago
Is that "no justice, no peace"
Or
"no justice, no piece"
I think it's the last one.
tybrady64 3 years ago 4
Shit...she probably did fuck Matt Damon! She was like, "yeah, funny, haha, but seriously I fucked Matt Damon!" LMAO
lebaneseameer 3 years ago
Women don't even have to be attractive. As the saying goes, " With one of these, you can have all of those you want."
RecessMonkeys 3 years ago 3
Sarah Silverman is too hairy. If Kimmel goes to a strip club he will get laid.
ThinkingLeft 3 years ago
She was so damn ugly and untalented, but kimmel was really ugly.
hhubble 3 years ago
I think a good Call Girl is $MONEY$ well spent, instead of buying drinks all night for some bar fly
ACTORnSCREENWRITER 3 years ago 2
haha
levimon 3 years ago
Right on Cenk. Hey Sara lets go get ice cream and have sex. I'll bring the Manishevitz.
daderone 3 years ago 3
Sarah Silverman like many b list celebs are only attractive when air brushing has been done. In normal world kimmel and sarah would be wingmen to much hotter but less clever people.
LastTestament 3 years ago 5
I'm gonna disagree with you Cenk...
If you're atleast mildly attractive, and you and me both are, and have a stable, clever, funny, confident personality; we don't need to pick up a chick at the bar or club every single night.
We've either got amazingly hot girlfriends (oh yeah, giggity!) or we can easily call one of the hundreds of girls in our phones and be like "how about dinner and a movie". Ok, ok, maybe not hundreds...
So quit complaining and hone your inner jedi-pimp ;)
JamFu 3 years ago
hahaha cenk no justice no peace
jeounghh87 3 years ago 5
Cmon' shes not THAT much hotter than him at all. They are both sorta cute. I really wanted things to work with them. I love Kimmel. Kimmel probably didn't want to get married because he's already been married and had kids and is over it.
Boobalopbop 3 years ago 4
No justice at all for us guys. And in this world the women outnumber us.
samuelantonio 3 years ago 6
"no justice. no peace." thats fucking hilarious
dundotta28 3 years ago 12
silverman is cute, in a hairy dopey plain jane kind of way, but my gott, i wouldn't want to marry her either! yick
busherbee 3 years ago
i expect a sex tape very soon o.o
to evolve from aspiring you better tape that xD
ViciousGX 3 years ago
who?
mayaluvsmusic 3 years ago
Cenk is pissed that Owen Wilson took all the girls lulz
Mjhavok 3 years ago 2
thats right. no justice.
IckyThump101 3 years ago 2
lol such pressing matters
dylna1 3 years ago
She's fucking Matt Damon
glory789 3 years ago 5
who cares about those two lol
Brine49 3 years ago
you
arrogantenoble 3 years ago