Harry Enfield - The Scousers Visit London

[papoj1PVR]

"All the other pubs are full of poofs!"

You have NO idea, haha!

[papoj1PVR]

5:00 is my favorite part

[eddygggg]

I've met Scousers all over the world. They all say how great Liverpool is. Never then explain why they no longer live there...

[ericrocks46]

Now The Mighty Reds Are REALLY Off To Wembely:)

[TheDuncanlad]

funny as fuck but if this is about 1995 FA CUP and everton still won ;)

[beastinblack]

I cannot believe how realistic this is.

[amstonger]

scouser scums

[georgethehands]

The pub they entered I think was the pub used in Men Behaving Badly.

[kwelboss]

"Liverpwel!"

[MattyBurr]

The scene in the brothel actually did happen to me, I feel his pain!

[matthewsear]

"Up the toffees"

[ACNC1]

04:24 Minty from Eastenders with a scouse perm

[MrTonynwo]

classic!!!



[Canashea]

the fella with the grey hair is the funniest out them all

[SkullOfYorick]

2:52 'LOONEY LEFT WING LONDON BOROUGH OF LAMBETH HAMLETS'!

[spaceman1878]

A top of the range parody of us.

It's from when Harry was funny.

[RPBeddows]

lol ye southern blurt

[DornDaniel]

LOADSAMONAY

[PaganMam]

Liverpool has a history and a culture to hold on to, and that's all it takes to make a great people. People from Liverpool are not English; they're Liverpudlians. That's what makes them special. Its people who are ignorant of their culture and history who rubbish those with pride for having it.

[Stampykins]

if you aint a manc your a wank!

[Canashea]

@Stampykins erm think its the other way round!

[mich27g]

@Stampykins - if ur a manc ur wank!!!



[mich27g]

liverpool r great and everton r crap!! and everybody knows it! FA CUP WAS FREE MUMFS AGO!!! learn english u cockney twat, it would actually be "three months" !!

[ivangrozny27]

@mich27g alrite alrite cam down dam down

[mich27g]

liverpool r great and everton r crap!!  and everybody knows it!

[MCFCRuss]

@mich27g both are crap mate

[6Vital6Remains6]

"Yewah" "Yewah" "Yewah?"

[1878EFC2008]

This blue is a kopite when they go to Spain. Wtf is going on?

[rhysj987]

ey! calm down, calm down, its only a comedy sketch!

[ssssroryssss]

"shuv it up ur arse!" :D

[pagie83]

I'm sorry girls but the footie starts tomorrow *does header* lol

[gojirra5]

I'm American and what is this?

[Krissyxify]

@gojirra5 it's a comedy sketch by British comedian Harry Enfield. Scouser's are people from Liverpool.

[mufc99ok]

@gojirra5 this is classic scouse  humour

[joefradder]

Oi mate lokk arlt that I've just been sick

The vest thing I've ever heard

[stex1994]

Up the TOFFEES!!

[manos3790]

I'm from the south o england and have very good scouse mates, I've known for decades and this is, as close as it gets to their behaviour and mannerism's.Brilliant.

[dinkthroughball]

"im sorry girls, the footy starts tomorra"

[kisbie]

I love how their football allegiances switch from sketch to sketch. Was there ever a sketch where they met their Mancunian equivalents?

[officialdjjohnstone]

lmao dis is soooooo boss wats with da 19 dislikes? think dese mancs r abit jell dnt ye think rrrrrrrrrrrrrr kid hahaha



[addernoir01]

IS RIGHT LARRRRR........

[Micktlfc]

I'm a Scouser born an bred, an that sketch never fails to make me laugh. Funny as fuck.

And for all the beauts on here ripping us, remember this:- there are two kinds people in this world, Scousers and those who wish they were!!

[pathammond]

@Micktlfc Man I can't help but imagining you saying that in their voices ;) Sorry!

[rs200000000000]

@Micktlfc lol , no offence but every scouser ive ever met is a twat

[coltsuperocean10]

@rs200000000000 ...got to agree with you. Scousers really are a bunch of fucking annoying cunts.

[DanCMoran]

have you taken something you shouldnt have? (yeah a dick up the ass) xD

[bazrachor]

fucking northern monkeys!

[mickmosqito]

southern fairys

[lumpyroc]

@onthelevel13 haha yeah that's him

Weird seeing him with hair also looks much thinner

[kazzamine]

the amount of hate and bile on these comments its  a comedy sketch show

[23iamthegreatest]

scousers r the best!!!

[whitepanther84]

£5.00 ONE WAY £3.00 RETURN

[ormy1232]

This is wat scousers are actualy like.. dumb cunts hha

[torresbounceable]

@ormy1232 then you must be a scouser too then

[ormy1232]

@torresbounceable Why do u know me? errrr no :)

[AntiochusMegas]

@torresbounceable lol



[kernowdel]

Brilliant.

[onthelevel13]

4:25 Is that Minty from Eastenders?

[mrpompeyfc]

@onthelevel13 tis indeed



[IIEvoGamingII]

Ya southern bleeeert

[rankingtrevor]

look at their hands (Robots) LOL

[burns3405]

most people slagging off scousers or liverpool on here, probably get a nose bleed if they go any further north than Birmingham, or they are just narrow minded idiots. I've traveled a lot, seen plenty of places, every city has its good points and bad points, Liverpool gets its stereotype from the 80's when most northern cities were in decline, if you were to go back now you'd see how much the city has now thrived, and the majority of people are the friendliest I've ever met. Keep an open mind!

[shazda2011]

@burns3405 nice one mate



[dadubs93]

@burns3405 Well done young man. Despite being at a disadvantage from the start with where you were born, you have overcome adversary and have not only managed language but have conquered the art of grammar too. Bravo sir, bravo.

[AVFCsi02]

@burns3405 I'm from Birmingham and happen to think Scousers are pretty class people mate :)

[Kulkieeeee]

@burns3405 plus most of em are probably from london or manchester which both currently have worse crime records :D

[beastinblack]

@burns3405 thanks to excessive borrowing from Blair

[DonforDead]

All the other pubs are full of poofs :L

[155an]

sweedish birds from holland lol

[onthelevel13]

Looook!!!!

[thelizardking27club]

Liverpool are great and Everton are crap! hahahaha

[ooojabad]

At the end of the day, you can be from Liverpool or London, black or white, rich or poor, male or female. You can be any of the above and you can be a great person or you can be a twat. That's the bottom line really isn't it?

[WalkingDudeGuitar]

@ooojabad Very true. I take delight in being a twat! ;)

[adventous]

Compare the Size of Liverpool to London, i bet there is alot more crime in London then Barnsley....Not because the people are nicer, just a higher population!

[MCFCRuss]

' if your ever up in Liverpool we will let you shag our sister' pmsl

[xTheLostProphetx]

4:30, Minty from Eastenders!

[silentbob82]

'Ey mate, I just been sick look!

[Ddamagnez]

Alright lads give us kicking lol

[v4Eskiboy]

Anfield -spit- Hahahaha we still do that in our house hahaha, quality.

[DinnyOHoon]

18 people are southern blerts.

[Spulfix]

You Southern Bleeeeert

[xskullmanx1]

My dad showed me this n i love it so much !

[nckweeks]

Eh mate look I've just been sick!!!!

[xMasterDanx]

I LOVE this clip.

[DylanScanlanAFC]

Possibly the greatest thing on on earth

[tigerman734]

ace ,,,, 

[paul30003]

Funny as fuck.

I'm from the south, but actualy root for LFC, this shit is only a bit of banter. get a life and don't take is serious.

[MCFCRuss]

Liverpool n Everton are both crap!

[madeinengland90]

Don't know why anyone is proud to come from l'pool - it's crap. Terrible crime problems, terrible accent, terrible everything.

[MrNinjaSpartan]

@madeinengland90 ah yes and all londerners live in castles and there are magical leprichaun running rabid in ireland :)

[madeinengland90]

@MrNinjaSpartan I know from experience, not imagination.

[MrNinjaSpartan]

@madeinengland90 clickliverpool(DOT)com/news/lo­cal-news/127700-liverpool-regi­on-crime-down-for-fourth-year.­html if you witnessed any crime then you are just being silly becasue guess what? there is crime in every city. and thinking an accent is bad is entirely subjective. Have a nice day :)

[Liamdonoghueownsyou]

@madeinengland90 Well most major citys have WAY worse crime rates such as birmingham, manchester and london and I love having an accent rather than just speaking like everybody else.

[1878EFC2008]

@madeinengland90

It's got the lowest crime rate of all the core cities in England.

[madeinengland90]

@1878EFC2008 According to government statistics? You believe what they feed you? Also - that would only be 'reported' crime. A lot of people are too scared to tell the police in Liverpool. It used to be a great city - but over the last 10 years it's gone down and down - the council put millions of £££ into redeveloping the city centre and let suburbia rot. Where I grew up is now a ghost town of boarded up crumbling buildings. It's endemic in suburban Liverpool.

[InfiniteUnpiggy]

lmao im a fkin scouse and this is hilarious, so u ppl tht bitch bout this, here's one for u: stfu and dont watch it =0 THAT WORKS TOO

[johnfox3]

A true Scouse would look at this and laugh, theres two sides anyway, they take the piss out of the southerns too her, its all just a bit of Bantz (or Banter if your from the south)

[skyscraper19802000]

F**k the Scousers. I hate the accent and the attitude of the people.

[lukeycc67]

@skyscraper19802000 where are you from then lad?

[goodlad22]

@skyscraper19802000 come on mate thats wrong theres good and bad people everywhere

[iloveniggers1000]

im an american and i think all english people are retarded... almost like circus clowns

[bartholder]

@iloveniggers1000 corn chewing niggaaa fuckk offff!!!!!!!

[DavidsUltimateTV]

@bartholder well said m8

[DavidsUltimateTV]

@iloveniggers1000 screw u lad i have always liked americans but now that u have said all this youve gave me a different idea about the US

[GymmFFreak89]

@DavidsUltimateTV u have always liked americans, yet you will change your opinion of the whole nation thanks to ONE sad little troll kid on youtube?!

[nitelife202]

YEWOH YEWOH YEWOH

[danielod]

working mens club lol

[unreal030]

15 people are filthy thug mugging scousers

[Trevo711]

"UP THE TOFFEES! AYE AYE AYE! WA WA WA!"

[thatguywiththeegg]

You what? You what?

[T00farGONE]

One of my favourite episodes. They are so funny

[Rhosnesni]

Haha Absolute classic, they don't make comedy like this anymore..

[xASxDragoon]

this isnt even a stereotype

[anneart11]

thanx DrChalkwithering, glad to get a historically accurate answer. Seems as though stews from norway, ireland, and england were blended together over time....doesnt liverpool have irish roots as well?

[DrChalkwithering]

I am from Liverpool and I approve of this.

[neilmc1990]

As a scouser this is still hilarious :) and i love it

[expurgatetor]

15 everton fans couldent handle it

[anneart11]

pardon me for asking, but what is in a scouse stew? what makes it a delicacy? is scouse stew yummy?

[DrChalkwithering]

@anneart11 It's basically leftovers all boiled up; or it was originally. It's name comes from the old Norse for stew, 'lapskaus'. It's basically beef or lamb with vegetables and potatoes and is pretty much the same as any other kind of stew really.

[efcbluepirate]

Everton are great, and guess what, Liverpool are crap

[MichaelGareth2008]

15 dislikes must be from manchester

[borntobelegend]

@MichaelGareth2008

tell them to fuck off

[bumblebee308]

@MichaelGareth2008 Why?

[ryan4pie]

@MichaelGareth2008 this is making fun of scousers... i think you mean (if anything) from liverpool

[StringArms]

@MichaelGareth2008 19

[bensimps123]

@MichaelGareth2008 mancunians would like this , its taking the piss out of scousers

[mich27g]

@MichaelGareth2008 - dont you mean manure scum!

[redstar7000]

forgive me for not knowing much about british culture but what exactly does scouser mean?

love these guys...hilarious

[Hecatean]

@redstar7000 A scouser is someone from Liverpool, the name deriving from a kind of stew which is a local delicacy.

[TheBomber15]

I'm not the Liverpool's biggest fan, as a city I mean, but all due respect, all this bin dipping granny stabbing shit isn't the brightest argument I've seen now, all it is is just generalisations.

It's not my favourite city by any means, but every city has it's good and bad sides to it.

London, Manchester, Liverpool, Birmingham, Glasgow, Cardiff, Belfast and Dublin. Each can be the best and worst cities on their day.

Speaking as a United fan.

[robert100xx]

It takes a welsh bloke from Rhyl to understand mikey mousers

[Banners82]

funny as fuck,scousers are the scum of the earth

[burns3405]

@Banners82 why are they?

[McGoody08]

4:00 hahahahahhaha yes

[mrminus5]

Have you taken something you shouldn't of taken ?

[MRoberts1989]

people chatting shit about about scousers can fuck off..there is no need to put offensive comments about scousers on here

[lithium91]

@MRoberts1989 Totally agree. I think it just emphasises how ignorant some people are. I have been and lived in many places in my life but nowhere have I been as welcomed or felt a great family like spirit between all of the people like in Liverpool.

[MRoberts1989]

@lithium91 yeah im a scouser and i find this hilarious..but people have got to realise that not all scousers are like the way these scousers are portrayed..liverpool is a great place to live..and im proud to be a scouser

[Annihilator1111]

i love it at 3:55 when he says i have a baby sham

[23usmc23]

do they really talk like that in liverpool??

[youngy1]

anyone notice the everton-supporting scouser wore a liverpool top on the 'scousers visit the beach' video?

[taha32]

footy season starts tomorrow, liverpool vs everton.. at anfield *spit*

[keysphilip]

Fucking scousers are scum of this planet.

[scousespionkop25]

@keysphilip The reason behind this comment.

[ScousersAreShemales]

Filthy race of people, everybody knows Scousers are dirty imported Micks and giro scrounging faggots, the lowest life expectancy in the U.K. is Bootle Merseyside.

Enough said.

[benzrulez1969]

WHEN THE SCOUSERS VISIT LONDON!

[Rexel2828]

I fucking hate scousers. Fucking ugly, disgusting, dole-stealing, bmx bike-riding, ignorant cunts.

[cptskellern]

@Rexel2828 nonce.

[lithium91]

I think you're the ignorant one. People who are commenting on this video only consider a general point of view. There are scumbags everywhere not just Liverpool. I'd be very surprised if many of the negative posters have been to Liverpool or have experience of it. As a resident I would say the main strengths of the Liverpool population is the sense of humour and friendly nature. The negatives are that a small proportion of people live off benefits and handouts.

[Rexel2828]

@lithium91 Nah, there are more cunts in Liverpool than anywhere else in the world. It's a disgusting, shithole, full of child killing, misery wallowing cunts.

[lithium91]

@Rexel2828 I'm not, so your irrational belief is obvously a load of rubbish. Try growing up instead of focusing on false negatives associated with a place you seem unfamiliar with.

[Rexel2828]

@lithium91 All that bin dipping has got to your head. What are you doing on the internet when there must be a dole queue to join? Also, why don't you just return the computer to whoever you stole it from? Liverpool, European City of bmx bike-riding killers and football fan murderers.

[lithium91]

@Rexel2828 Why would I need a dole queue when I have a respectable University to attend? BMX riding???? I think you have got the wrong place. Let us revisit the facts here. 1) You are not very intelligent being the most prominent fact during this discussion. 2) You are a very bitter individual who is using the death of football fans to get a ridiculous point across. You, 'a moronic berk' are the lowest of the low who pursues a discussion by stereotyping.

[Rexel2828]

@lithium91 Don't give me all that university stuff. You'll be on the dole in a few years, cheating the social, wearing a shell-suit, killing toddlers, shooting young kids in the head, bathing in petrol, stealing from all sorts of shops and then, as always, blaming it on everyone else. I'd get on with that degre if I was you, it might mean you can escape Liverpool and move to London like nearly everyone else on Moansyside.

[lithium91]

@Rexel2828 I'll be putting useless bodies like you to work! I plan to move away from Liverpool for lifes experiences but I will always know where I was brought up and nurtured. The problem with society these days is that people are so narrow minded like yourself. For example, I move to London which has serious issues with knife crime compared to other area's in Britain. Everywhere has its pro's and cons which you cannot seem to fathom. Have a look out of your reclusive shell.

[Rexel2828]

@lithium91 Haa haa. All this I love Liverpool bollocks and you can't wait to get out. Londoners hate your sort. Fucking moaning, misery wallowing, scum. Just stay in your shithole, shagging your family and shooting your neighbours' kids. Justice for the 39.

[lithium91]

@Rexel2828 I haven't moaned once you beligerant. I have plenty of friends in London and they are quite fond of me thanks. So I'll be branching out. Why don't you come up with anything original? You just keep repeating yourself because you are incapable and have the brain capacity of a Brontosaurus. It's briiliant, you don't even defend the fact that you're aren't the brightest spark in the plug. How could you let a scummy, murderous scouser be superior with the English language?

[Rexel2828]

@lithium91 I'm not even that bothered, mate. I am comfortable enough in my intelligence and the numerous qualifications I have gained. You, on the other hand, seem to be so proud of simply going to university. I suppose it's a real novelty for Liverpool, a bit like seeing a Red squirrel or a White rhino. Also, mate, learn to spell the word 'brilliant', bad spelling just makes you look stupid.

[GSEtheMajor]

Alright lads... give uz a kickin'

[killgill0]

XD, I love the scene with all of those rich ponce twat's, who think they know about art.

[bromborough]

Whats the matter scouse puke not go enuff 4 ya like you southern blert!! lol!!!

[kenfig]

You cant beat some 'Scousers' can you ? Lol

[criticalbill1983]

CLASSIC!!!!!



[Dhammond5]

Jus out of curiosity,whats the song playin in the gaybar? lol.

Think iv heard it before,lol

[Leanashe23]

@Dhammond5 Go West by The Pet Shop Boys.

[Sean16293]

IT'S MINTY!

[TheRipcord66]

there's nothing wrong with scousers,every household should have one. :)

[Pokemonsteelix94]

Great shitting vid

[MrSonneillon1]

you just got to love Harry Enfild and the Scousers