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  • Yo dawg real question.. is it possible to be both? I always talk shit on the internet haha

  • Bitches be trippin...

  • i would beat ur ass WITH charles. : )

  • Lmao!!! Dis vid is 2 down

  • imma kill the replay button cause im a gangster

  • LOL!! just made my day :D

  • Hmm, why does the real gangster the same damn thing as me except I drink beer. And I'm a 15 year old kid from Holland. Laptop gangster is my little brother who does get beat a lot.

  • @krunkaintdead more like mobsters; either way, if your in a gang, your a gangster -___- adurrrrrrrrr

  • Woo I know that laptop kiddo, just that he's a bit more kiddo :P

  • isnt that craftnatin

  • @994darthvader kevin craft, yes......

  • fuck that bitchez ! Ima laptop gangsta for life ! _)_

  • @RingBearer1992 Traditional old-time gangsters, wow lol

    I should start saying stuff like that XD be like "damn, I miss those old-time child rapists" while watching the news :D

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    Why do niggers deserve death? Cuz they're black!

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  • @Ripenr32 Thumbs up for the laptop gangster :D

  • @1234gnrslash NIGGA FUCK YOU ILL GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS AND ILL TAKE YOU NIGGA ASS!

  • ewww apple sauce realli?_?lllx

  • hahahahah nice :D

  • im a gangster

    

  • @Dmoneycarr207 Lets see if you meet the criteria to be a modern day ghetto gangster.

    1. Too stupid to use a computer

    2. Too busy checking your foodstamp card to see how much money is in it, to bother learning how to use a computer.

    3.Not having the ability to type the word ganster.

    No sir, you are not a modern ghetto ganster. You are able to use a computer and you're able to type.

  • I must have talked to a laptop gangsta yesterday.

  • @CHLOTHARIUS difference between blacks and spics is that blacks rights, as for spics well all they do is slave work all day. Mowing lawns for minimum wage money, while still be labled as illegal hahaha. More blacks are governing the US then those illegal slums entering the US everyday. Spics are the new niggers bro lol.

  • nigga ima fucking gangster im a real fucking gangster fucking bitch ass nigga. ok ok ill take out the trash later mom

  • only real gangsters drink kool-aid

  • yomanyo stfu you Laptop Whiteboi.how lond that laptop being sitting on yo lap kid

  • NIGGA I DO WHAT I WANT!!!

  • im a fucking real gangsta served in the mothafuckin kingston penitentiary fuck niggas, fuck yall niggas pretending to be tough

  • fuck this niggas all about Mexicans

  • i like to call them keyboard cowboys.

  • @CHLOTHARIUS somebody didn't watch the video

  • U know theirs a way to trace these guys address on here

  • @CHLOTHARIUS You don't know history. And spics earn less than blacks in America and attain lower education qualifications. I don't believe this is due to racial inferiority but rather to their external environments. But if you want to go down the path of a racist you are marking out yourself as racially inferior to me and my kin. Then again, I wouldn't expect any less from a beaner.

  • Hate those laptop gangsters! I'm a hater that's gonna hate... on laptop gangsters!

  • @Skyrazalius You ain't no real gangsta! :P

  • @TheKrazyInferno I ain't no real gangsta, and I ain't no real laptop gangsta either! But I still hate 'em laptop gangstas 'cause they talk shit!

  • im neither

    

  • @CHLOTHARIUS Of course you were slaves, fool, the Spanish came and completely obliterated your race. What language do you speak today? I can go to Africa and hear my native tongues. You will never, ever hear what a language made by your own people sounds like. Lol, owned. Cortez should have just wiped out your whole race. Africans were fighting for independence the whole time whites were there; Mexicans just bent over and got raped.

  • My mom does all caps, but she's 83 and has no idea how lame it is.

  • @CHLOTHARIUS Turn the fucking caps lock off Spic, you don't impress me. Keep talking like that and I'm going to have no choice but to call border patrol on your ass. How about before making threats on-line you learn how to type in English, retarded Beaner. Now fuck off back to Mexico.

  • @CHLOTHARIUS Stop crying you filthy wetback.

  • Haha Funny and true at the same time.

    Wonderful stuff man, thanks bro

    i needed that laugh

  • 175 people r laptop gangsters

  • i'm not a laptop gangster but i am a laptop smart ass.... this video is not funny.

  • @migol1984 nigga u a phone ganster

  • @IAmNaria well, even though i'm not entirely sure what a phone gangster is or how i could qualify as one, i do certainly know that i am no...... ahem...... nigga.

  • @migol1984 true u a whigga white boy tyrnna b a nigga lol

  • @IAmNaria whatabout mexican trynna b a white boy whose trynna be a nigga? what do you call that?

  • @migol1984 MEXWHIGA LOL!!!

  • @migol1984 I call that a dirty spic.

  • dude thats so true but i can back my stuff up but thats what he gets lol1

  • ima use the term laptop gangster everywhere now

  • Asa the Comic is HILARIOUS and despite making a YouTube Comment, I can Back it Up!!!!

  •  #LOL

  • This some real shit!!!! Laptop Gangsters kills me! Always talking shit! What you gone talk shit over the internet for? Shaky as fuck!

  • This pretty much explains all of Xbox Live and WorldStarHipHop...

  • you hunt deer and have wepon licence, we hunt you with a licence to sell organs...

  • u r a laptop gangster forgt091001

  • LOL! Too funny!

  • minnesota is fuckin hood

  • i block laptop gangsters because im not witty enough to deal with their comments.

  • @asssthecomic Lmao!!

  • Funny.

  • fucking awesome!!

  • Neither are gangsters.

    Al Capone was a gangster. Stan Williams was a gangster.

  • @krunkaintdead69

    real gangsters don't go soft like Stan Williams did.

  • @krunkaintdead69 don't forget bumpy johnson in the 1920 making those punk ass italians look like bitches.

  • Great video

  • you notice the laptop gangster talks mucho crap..... hahahaha!!!!! hella funny line

  • LOL THIS VIDEO IS FUNNY. I CALL PPL WHO TALK SHIT ON THE PHONE "PHONE SOLDIERS" LOL EVERYONE COMES ACROSS THIS ETHER ON XBOX LIVE GAMES OR ON THE INTERNET... RACE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. THERES ALWAYS RETARDED PPL WHO DONT KNOE WATS UP OR HOW TO KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT END OF STORY. THIS IS FOR AMUSEMENT PPL LAUGH! HAHAHAHA

  • I failed to see the real gangstr

  • Search chemerblinker and IndespensiblePeaGuy. They are the biggest laptop gangstas around. They're a couple of sad old men who think they're young and trendy and hard, but one of them, (chemerblinker) has ot a receding hair line dammit! lol!

  • Half the "gangsta rappers" today grew up in the burbs. A white family in the projects is twice as dangerous as a black family in the projects. Its like israel, its surrounded by its enemies, but if any one of them decides to half-step they'll get their asses handed right back to them.

  • @jah2mail who asked for that amateur phycho analysis ??

  • @MadSkeelz16 Haha...nobody and I didn't ask for a response either you crazy "phycho."

  • @jah2mail I can't be a phycho, I'm a black guy from the hood, I might seem dangerous, but if I actually stepped to you i'd get my ass handed straight back to me.

  • @MadSkeelz16 You're black really!? Don't worry I already knew you were a dumb monkey. By putting "phycho" in quotes I was attempting to help your spelling of a pretty easy word. PYSCHO is what you're trying so hard to say. Ninth grade would have done wonders for you. However I know how black people feel about school and hard work; if it doesn't start a little after 12noon then it ain't happening. I'll give you more time to respond, sounding out each word out takes time.

  • @jah2mail Ninth grade would have done wonders for you. It's spelled "psycho" ;)

  • @Latmigsenu you're absolutely right, being mean doesn't have the same effect when you misspell a word. haha oh well (I'm typing on my iPhone)

  • @jah2mail I appreciate the extra time, I needed it. I must say not much surprises me on the internet anymore, but your rapid switch into racism has managed to catch me off guard. I'll be honest, there are plenty of ways that I could prove you wrong but it's not worth my time and effort. I'd like to say that I'm going to ignore your next comment but i'm likely to end up reading it, I won't be responding though so make it a really good one, I mean like with the word Nigger and everything.

  • @MadSkeelz16 No, you're right and I spelled psycho wrong too, if you were keeping score. Not trying to get the last word in or anything, but racism is only funny (at least to me) when you don't use the obvious slangs. Come on you can't deny you wake up at 12noon or slightly after and plan your day around selling crack and finding out where the fat white women are at. Maybe one day we can share some fried chicken together as friends, I'll bring the kool aid and watermelon.

  • its funny i aint seent not one racist comment on this video yet lhh where all the BITCH ASS WHITE PEOPLE DAT USUALLY B TALKING SHYT STR8 WEAK ASS INTERNET GANGSTAS LOLZ WHITE PEOPLE STR8 HELLA SCARY AND SOFT

  • @R3D4z your the one who just brought racism into the comments section...

  • @45thundertrain well u kno what i take that back what i said goes for the certain white people that say that racist shit...............my badd

  • "domicile creature"? "embryotic brain"? Don't try using big words again you dumb nigga!

  • @SupraEdomiteSlayer LOL! this guy was on Larry King!?

  • @ASeriousHardMan no wonder he had to quit!

  • "marijewana"

    

  • haha cumshot at 2:04 made of applesausce

  • dih funny lol

  • heyyyy Pop Tarts are awesome!

  • I got yo mother fuck*** ass noww lmao 

  • FUCK GANGSTAS IM A ONE MAN ARMY!!!! lol

  • they're not completely safe, there something called an ip address

  • weak............

  • Im from Denmark and I like vagina! :3

  • retarded & fake

  • @toobularbells no shit

  • omggggggg

  • hahaha this is funny shit

  • smoking marijuana and sippin 40s'  sounds so good right now

  • Anyone interseted in starting a laptop GANG? I mean, after all, gangsters are factioned to gangs, right? xD

  • So all white people are laptop gangster

  • @andyhuynh3 not all !

  • i find laptop gangsters on games a lot

  • 'a real gangster'....LOL this is ridiculous

  • This is hilarious.

    I wrote a post on CL about Obama and I had like twenty cats emailing me talking about how they are going to kick my ass. It is hilarious.

    What person wastes their time threatening a fight over words on line.

    Morons.

  • @ 0:39 Lol. Real gangsters carry a .177cal, Co2 powered bb/pellet pistol?

  • @thestratepimp paha u sad cunt

  • @RudiL94 On the contrary nig-nog, I pack a 38 special or a .40 cal depending upon the season.

  • Nigga, I am straight up hardcore. Fuck you pussy laptop gangstas.  I'm a mothafuckin desktop gangsta. Bitches can't do shit about it.

  • LOL! that wig!

  • i lift 300 pounds you can fuckin try me fatso

  • @Arnebananlolo In ten pound increments over 30 attempts.

  • @Arnebananlolo i lift 301 XD

  • @prepies123 oh you goddamn little snotty nosed pimple faced cocksucker you

  • @Arnebananlolo YOU ARE a internet ganster !

    dont try to be tough here on youtube !

  • Iam a desktop gangster jk

  • messy mya was a laptop gangsta.. he got dealt with

  • applesauce

  • marijewawna.

  • IM NOT A LAPTOP GANGSTA CUZ I AINT GOT A LAPTOP, I CAN'T AFFORD THAT SHIT I ONLY GOT AN OLD ASS COMPUTER XP MUTHAPHUKKA

  • a laptop gangster threatened me with physical violence online.

  • Crap on laptop gangster's face

  • OMG IMA LAPTOP GANGSTA

  • sometimes its fun to mess around assholes

  • CTFU when he turns his head at the bitter end.Lls

  • "Don't" xD

  • lol.. im like half half actually, im nnice on the internet and RL, but FUCK i can back it up hahaha xD

  • @TheSamson50 You "back it up", right onto your boyfriends cock.

  • @thestratepimp you should really stop fantasizing, my friend. we all know your a troll :3

  • internetside mutha fuckas. wut?

  • i hate people tryna act hard knowing that they cant bakk shit up

    no need for that

  • lmfao BXtCH fuck dis pussy ass shxt ima whip da whole youtube ass ya feel me its nuthn to mee bay real muthafuckin talk bmy niqqqaz we R.A.W

  • Wiser words have never been spoken.

    Don't talk smack if you can't back it up......you'll be forced to eat your words very quickly.

    There was a laptop gangster in Canada who found this out the hard way.

  • @Knightphall you mean to tell me someone actually went through the trouble of finding someone in another country because they were talking shit over the internet and did something about it. Id say the man who went through the trouble of finding the shit talker has WAY to much time on their hands and needs a job. People who talk shit on you tube are pathetic but id say even more retarded to go out of your way to fight someone for some shit the write over the internet sorry u wrote a book. cheers

  • @ITHEREONETHATHASNT sorry i wrote a book i meant cheers

  • @ITHEREONETHATHASNT No, it was a kid talking trash in a canadian school. The people he talked trash to attended the same school. The kid suffered 2 broken fingers among other injuries.

    There is another instance of a kid harassing a woman in WoW. When she threatened him, the moron gave her his address.

    Her husband and his friends visited the address, beat up the kid, broke his computer and smashed his entertainment center.

  • hell yea too many of them on the internet..

  • haha I love this man!!! <3 this is sexy as hell!

  • love it and thats cool.

  • bahahaha minnesota the hood try east L.A.

  • I am ot a laptop gangsta,cause simply i have a station pc :P

  • the only thing is i know lots of ignorant black nerds that talk shit on computers

  • love this shit

  • ahaha laptop gangsta REPRESENT THE INTERNET MUTHA FUCKA!

  • "you aint no gangster, Im da one who grew up in minnesota, i grew up in da hood!" LMFAO

  • i hate those laptop gangstas

  • Thats not a ganster thats a bum....

  • @panic1844 with a CO2 BB Gun from WAL-MART! lol

  • Im 6'4 160 lbs. Im skinnier than fuck and im white and live on a ranch. Im such a fuckin gangsta.

  • it be funny if gangs were formed on youtube haha...................West Side ClickerZ Yeeeeaaaaah bhoooiiii xD

  • Laptop Gangsters! LoL That is what the NoM guild from SWG is. :p

  • @filterdisko we will have to face that in SWTOR too ...

  • This video's retarded. I'd kick anybody's ass that thinks this was a good clip...

  • @sfield86 Laptop Gangsta!!!!!!!!!

  • @sfield86 yeah same ill punch everyone here in the nose,,, really hard ,, dont test me nigga

  • this is supposed to be funny , but it is the truh...

  • laptop gangstuh niggas, Toshiba laptops 4life biatch.

  • Yehar on You Tube we got very much internevt gangster^^

  • lol this off da hook

  • not likely... but it means they agree with wut is said in this video.

  • thats whats up im A G... nah im just this white boy.. damn it :(

  • Haha Kevin is Awesome

  • They should show this in school xD

  • I've watched 2 of this guy's vids and I'm startin to like him. *no homo* :)

  • @raeshontorres when you say no homo (especially when you say it like "*no homo* :)" it kinda makes you seem like a homo.

  • A little aggravated somethin' somethin'

  • lol.

  • LOL! Laptop gangsters are asses!

  • @GanChan6500 All gangsters are as*ses... Correction, trash.

  • @jjwrom True. So true.

  • im gonna cap all you motherfucka's up here