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  • I'm a noob too... a terrible one! lolz

  • I'm a korean and I was pulling my hair out while I watched the video

    gotta love noob games

  • i lol'd at this so hard!

  • good job dude! if i were you in the first video (when your base got destroyed) i would have quit then and there but good job!

  • LOL i love this! even tho im a Not a Noob to SC at all, been around for a while, but i still kinda sux compared to ppl at my lvl, yet still this was enjoyable. At first i was thinking this guy must be really board and this is stupid, but i relized that you prolly were really board, yet this is pretty entertaining! so LMAO make more man i enjoyed!

  • Don't repair a single building. Feels good man

  • Why wouldn't he take out your economy instead of your easily rebuilt 150 mineral barracks? That seems pretty amateur on his part.

  • I've just won my first 1v1 on battlenet and was even surprised I could pull it off just by copying pro-gamestyles.

    Watch some pro replays and try to emulate, and you got much better chances :)

  • i just had tooooo many units... so epic.. made me smile

  • Hey I just realized the bunkers are both fortified and have extra slots, how did THAT happen in multiplayer?

  • @MustaineV Engeenering bay : P

  • @Whirlwind86 Yeah I checked and there IS an upgrade in the ebay for that. Wow O.o

  • great job! the commentary, i mean lol ... you made a beginner game interesting and funny., that's actually a lot harder than playing SC2 lol

  • all i know is terran is op and i have millions of reasons why. just ask and ill tell.

  • wow the noob pulls a turnaround

  • The BC guy also says "O RLY?!"

  • Ways to annoy:

    spam the word "Spam"

    Whenever he/she scouts your base with orbital com, make your marines dance

  • Lol Toss did not understand the point of building more than 1 of each production building

  • u play like me

    *good defence

    *& turrets

  • hahaha

  • your just the basic noob terran turtler hah.

    my advice dont do that because when your not playing noobs you will loss on thate verytime

  • There is no high ground/low ground advantage in Starcraft II. This is why noobs giving noobs noob advice is pretty nooby.

  • @warcraftpoizhan I wanna stick my wand in your chamber of secrets for the utter fucktification of the English language.

  • I'm in gold right now for 1v1, but for a new player that was clutch how you had the secret base making bc's. Toss was REALLLY nub. he should have got carriers to range your turrets.

  • a noob tecahing other noobs how to be a noob. No wonder why noobs adore u lol

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  • Hope that guy have seen this video.... hah, I would be so mad if I were to allow you to get such a comeback

  • lol. i wish my opponets were easy as u guys. and later when u had a second base, shaped of a penis was on the map. hahaaa

  • how the hell? this lasted 44 mins?

    kidding me...

  • good effort

  • lol that was noobishly  awesome, this made me decide to get a sc2 even though i am a complete noob at RTS well played sir.

  • noobs are cute :D

  • Y'know, I consider myself to be a better player than you (at least, at the time of this video's recording) but I actually learned a few tactics from this video so you even taught me something. Great vid =)

    Also, probably my favorite thing EVER is when the "winner" announces gg before the "loser," but the "loser" comes back to win it. It's like the most ultimate smack in the face. I hate it when the winner announces gg before the loser, it makes them seem like such a douchebag.

  • hey...want to be apart of my channel =P

  • Hey man, Gotta help me win. Lawl.

  • ive played assholes who say "GG" when they think theyve won, but didnt count on a third expo, then i steamroll them with cracklings lol "GG THIS MUTHAFUCKA"

  • dont say gg when u win a game, only when u lose

  • makes me sad to watch a toss player let their opponent tech pretty much straight to battlcruisers... and kept sending void rays into marines where they get raaaped DX

  • lol ahhaha pro camper

  • Awsome noobiness ;) Really entertaining!

  • when is the next video i wanna wacth how you improved

  • quote oh the day "oh wow, isnt that pretty"

  • so dam noob LOL

  • Hey, keep in mind that this was when I was first starting the game :P

    I'm a bit better now, sadly. Ranked 2ish in the silver league. :x

  • @MelksVideo makeing more vid???? i have no exp with this game and i am going to get it can u make like a vid on how to make stuff i know Z get the little lara type thing how do T get them thay make them or what?

  • @MelksVideo That protoss player should have easily won. That is amazing he didn't

  • @MelksVideo This video was very inspirational for me, because even though i havent gotten the game yet, im very intimidated by trying it online. Your positive attitude helps me gain courage to attempt playing it in the near future;-) Good to hear that you are improving. Hopefully i can improve as well.

  • 3:43 xD Cant stop listening to it :D

  • 3.43

    *looks at statue* Um, hoo...wow, very pretty. Wow, its very inspirational...its great for a battle...

    *marine at the base* Gain way, coming trough!

  • 3.43

    *looks at statue* Um, hoo...wow, very pretty. Wow, its very inspirational...its great for a battle...

    *marine at the base* Gain way, coming trough!

  • I really like your videos. I play this game myself, and I think the lower leagues are under-appreciated ;) Good luck in the future, and keep VODs like these coming (hopefully with steady improvements, haha)!

  • There is no highground advantage in sc2.

  • wat was funny ? -.-

  • nice island fortress btw it was awesome :D

  • omg that was nooby you both played like you have never seen any building game befor but it was funny as hell XD so i like it XD

  • FYI: aerial units are not affected by elevational ad/disadvantages.

    Nice vid, perfect explanations of parts of the game most commentators ignore.

  • ive never seen that map..and il ike ur 1st base

  • If you want to hear my advice i got my beta invitation from Starcraft2Keys(.)tk just head there and grab yours

  • You're a trained player who played in many battles. Are you a Amateur or a Professional?

  • Great announcer.. Nice vid!

  • @RealFungy: I'm talking about personality right here, nothing about skills or whatever.

  • 3:43 ... ooh, very pretty. I lol'ed, love the video.

  • That was fantastic! I love how you get so lucky when you fly away and find a spot behind a rock to rebuild.

  • Amazing! I laughed, I cried, I cheered! 6/5 stars!

  • lol@mac.

  • Love these vids. You are hilarious.

  • wooow amazing hahahah!

  • @Seira88: that's ok as he describes himself as bad, and it's kinda funny that his opponent is even worse.. those atempts to attack the base in the north west corner are just ridiculous

  • 44 minutes of noobiness this is paradies

  • Oh god. hahahahahaha

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