Ross Noble - Fiddy Cent

[Boganvillar]

he did a lot of squats during this video. Good workout

[10aspiref]

1.22 with no material what so ever and no jokes

[maggedude]

gonna greet him like that if I meet him later when he comes to my hometown in Sweden by the end of october :P

[Therealgeekyswede]

@maggedude Gör han? Vart bor du? Stockholm eller?

[Beckiee14]

LOL.

My uncle knows him.

One of the funniest people from Newcastle ;)

One of the ONLY good things about being from here is people knowing about Ross Noble.

[97channel]

I strongly disagree with him on two major points,

1 - You should definitely do that if you ever meet Fiddy Cent.

2 - You'll very often see a rapper do that.

[97channel]

I strongly disagree with him on two major points,

1 - You should definitely do that if you ever meet Fiddy Cent.

2 - You'll very often see a rapper do that.

[MsSmexiMe]

i was drinking a can of coke at the beginning of this then when it got to the retard voice saying "your fiddy cent" i had a mouth full of coke and spat it out all over the computer monitor SO FUNNY!

[gingershark888]

I don't think the top comments shud be 2gether.... =S lols

[Domomnomanomaque]

Oh Ross <3

[OceanEyesBand]

Who could not like this?

[ThatHabitGuy]

he's just the worst

[Leftmebrokenhearted]

can i just ask...why do people watch this all the way through if u dont like it....oh w8, u just dont have anything better to do, sorry, didnt realise.

[614560w]

IS YOUR NAME FIDDDY CEEENNT???!?!?!?!

[leolionheart1987]

yh

[leolionheart1987]

yh

[bandit7507]

when's Fiddy coming to visit south shields? I'll be soooo pleased to meet him!

[jgfpony]

i LOVE the accents he can do!

[dragonforks93]

I wonder how long it took him to learn the cossack dance lol

[ChezzaXD]

look at his little fiddy face I KICK YO ASS MOFO! I'LL KICK YO ASS!!

fuckin legend :P

[kyatkraker]

Don't get how it cud b funny. Worst I've seen. Long live chappelle!

[hineyguitar]

@kyatkraker Sorry bro, I'm actually sorry that I was not there to help you thru ur sense of humour by pass. Ross Rules Mo Fo!!!! Ha ha ha!!!!!~!

[kyatkraker]

@hineyguitar ahaha...fiddy cent fiddy cent!..wooo soooo funny ***rolls eyes***

[hineyguitar]

@kyatkraker Thanks 4 that comment, totally backs up wot I said about that bypass!!!

[MrJoviun]

@kyatkraker if you dont like it then dont watch it, you dont have to talk about how much you did not like it, no one is forcing you to like this.

[mememememe1980s]

True legend. I like that about him there is really no real traits of 'British humour' and he doesent have the 'punchline' system that americans seem to like.

Its like its open for interpretation and you can laugh when you want to. Thats why hes one of my most favourite.

[ImaginaryNightshade]

look at his cute fiddy face... XD

[bruceleeC64]

No Punch lines? he's one of the most creative comedians ever existed

[antonimbret]

fuck i just dont like this guy hes got no punch lines nothing fuck him

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

Vic Reeves covered all that ground twenty years ago when he said "At this time of night I like to place a petri dish under a squirrel".

Now that was genius.

[EtherealNectar]

@chrisjoneschrisjones I love you right now XD

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

@EtherealNectar why? i think ross noble is shit!

[cirppledretardo]

a bit to much 21 mitch =\ tard

[noobfear33]

FiDDY cent!! xD

[LeafDaughterofAuron]

This is probably one of the funniest people I've ever seen ever. He's a very good cossack dancer as well.

[starja]

he's a suprisingly good cossack dancer...

[The21mitch]

"Fiddy fiddy cent is your name fiddy cent that ur name is it ur fiddy cent is it look at it its fiddy its fiddy cent look at it little fiddy cent look at it little fiddy cent little fiddy cent little fiddy its a fiddy cent"

"I KICK UR ARS MOFO I KICK UR ARS"

LOL i love ross noble he is the best

[kebabuk]

yay for cossack dance XD

[bgamer1085]

is it just me or does it for some reason remind you of wallace and gromit? (absolutely no idea why!!)

[undeadmonq]

lmfao, this is hilarious.

[mrgixxer100]

so true 50cent is a baby bitch lol

[simlishpony321]

fiddy cent! LOL!

[aidenrule45]

this makes me cry with laughter

[gazz84]

Thats the funny part on how americans say fiddy instead of fifty lol

[xthatfatguyx]

no no i feel i have to point out not all americans say fiddy cent. just the intellectually inept "gangstas."

[lolusucklolx]

@xthatfatguyx you'd be surprised actually. i've never heard anyone say 'fifty cent'

[RAPITZ666]

hes awesome, i Love all his stufff xD

[thekr3w17]

haha he's just a little kid in an adults body. funniest bloke on earth!

[Frefflica]

hahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahah­hahahahahhahahah aaaahhh I'm cryyyingggg.....!!

[reignoffire88]

lmfao, i almost died laughing

[LucyLolocaust]

i actually nearly fell out of my seat laughing xD

[sakib1990]

my favourite ross noble thing by a mile

[thesedarnsandals]

The owl thing is funnier imo :P

[mohammedLfire]

I cannot believe he never filmed/released noodlemeister. One of the best shows I ever been to. Any die hard Noble fans that can tell me why?

[Gellis2009]

Probably because its impossible to know which of his shows will be the funniest since he makes it up. He just has to pick a couple stadiums that have the correct facilities for cameras and such.

[sakib1990]

hilarity. U don't kno what 2 expect with this guy

[suckmyloli]

Oh my god do you know how hard it is to watch that in the office and not deafen everyone with my laughter. I have tears rolling down my face everyone thinks I am crying. LMAO!!!!! Best ever Ross Noble gag!

[loobieboobieful]

cossack dancing???? That was incredible!!!

[Malcomdaughter]

The man's halrious and MAD.

[gregm20072007]

hahahahahahahaaha hes so funny

[lahalane]

Thats fucking hilarious Haha The head on him

[HugeChest]

why? lol

[jrbrooks200]

wha the fuck man? :S your the wanker, ross noble's one of funniest comedians around.

[Projectrez]

Hey fuck you! Why don't you go watch some stand up that you do like instead of coming on here to offend the fans like some arrogant WANKER!

[WhiteythaKing]

hahaha i saw Ross Noble last night at Challenge stadium it was soooo good hes a genius some poor guy in the audience insulted him and he became a ridicule for the rest of the night hahahahahahahaha

[Xantric500]

haha yea i was there 4 that 2 wade the auditer what a tool haha

[DekenjaEntertainment]

FIDDY! FIDDY CENT

[lovemac95]

If you have seen this guy live you are the luckyest people in the world! one day... i would love 2 see im on my like 18th 5 yrs to go lol

[LiveYungDieFast]

seen him a couple of weeks ago :) funniest guy n am seein michael macintyre in october XD cant wait

[KnightessOfCydonia]

I'm seeing michael mcintyre too :D I can't wait

But as if you've seen Ross Noble! So jealous

[Demiiiable]

im guna go and see micheal macintyre 2 ! im goin on 9th oct :)

[raseaton]

i cant stop laughfing/smiling

[Liverbiscuits]

Ross Noble is a genius.

[EvanOxyde]

seeing him soon

[leilalu84]

He's well fit!

[ToniGill]

I saw him yesterday in dartford. He brought 50 cent up then as well. LMAO!! He was brilliant

[andre666]

Haha, I saw him last night and he spoke more about Beyoncé, Jay-Z... and pigs and treadmills. Yep.

[xoRhaegan]

omgg seeing him in 2 days. i actually can't wait! tehe thankss rachel:)

[m3zpy]

We saw him in Sheffield last week ..he was ace!Hope you enjoyed him.

[Igovil92]

hahahaha thats awsome

seeing him next week on the 17th cant wait

[xXxBethanyJanexXx]

It's actually quite impressive hoq he keeps jumping from toe to heel like that lol

[KSTAR345]

funnest thing ive seen since dancing monkeys :P

[tkhushrenada]

iz your name fiidy cent? fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidd­y

[ChezzXD]

its coz u don't have a sense of humour

[xXxBethanyJanexXx]

Don't watch him then

[josieiscool000]

go away

i dont understand why people watch things they hate and leave stupid comments its really ignorant

[Sophh001x]

Hilariousssssssssssssss =D.

[SkydanceShinigami]

Half man, half Cossack. :D

[SparklingCacti]

LOOK AT HIM GO

[xxEliLuvsxx]

...how...how is he doing that...?

[SkydanceShinigami]

Practice.

[shujay]

i kick your ass mofo! <----- lols

[andrewYX08]

lustig wie der da rumhampelt

[captainwranger92]

im seein the legend tonight

fuccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk yea

[borednerd74]

Ross Noble :)

50 cent :(

[LinksLiege]

God damn. I'm gonna have to find more of this guy's stuff.

[courselanguage]

well thats a mouthful kostansas200

[stefidoo]

lmao at 0.25-0.45 hahah

[closetmonster13]

Love him. He's hilarious.

[magictrickz]

i find ross noble hilarious,anyone who doesnt is too fuckin serious

[LookatthatSH1T]

Yeah, second vid i've watched on tube and they were both shit...not gona watch anymore LoL.

[Zaarin2007]

absolutely wank. i don't understand why people think this guy is funny. maybe they're the same people finding al murray funny....

[greekproductions]

completly agree with you, this guys comin to my city so i checked out some of his videos to see if hes worth going to, and tbh hes really really not. he just does that whole lets try n be dead random thing that russel brand does,only russel brand is actually funny. hes making jokes about muffins that i would have made when i was 13 2ith my friends and we wudnt have thought anything of it, only this guy is getting rich, hes crap, anyone who laughs is eith under 13/14 or retarded

[Zaarin2007]

I had exactly the same problem - ross noble coming to my town, I was looking for some decent comedy and...the two don't mix basically.

Agree with you about russell brand too - i thought he was shit after seeing him present a few things, then saw his stand up and shit myself laughing. good stuff.

[hoboguru]

what kind of a comment is that ''greekprodutions'' lol you adolescent cunt ''anyone who laughs is eith under 13/14 or retarded '' errm people like DIFFERENT things its all about DIFFERENT tastes in stuff how old are you seriously?.....not everybody has your sense of humour ....fucking idiot .. you really dont know how ridiculous that comment makes you.....get out more

[greekproductions]

haha actually i just don't like giving people credit for being less funny than people i no in real life who i don't even consider funny. "fucking idiot" don't even get me started on that, your the kinda twat that trys to start a fight with someone over youtube, i was'nt talking to any1 in particular i just felt like i had to voice my opinion about the hack. u replied specifically to me, making your "get out more comment" trying to seem all cool in front of your online peers practice wat u preach

[Kostanzas200]

The cannibals and animals rabbits incisions and exorcism cannibalism animals having sex with the mammals rabbits and donkeys but I don't get into that I kicked that habit I just eat through the flesh I never eat you unless the fucking meat looks fresh I got a lion in my pocket I'm lying I got a nine in my pocket and I'm just waiting to cock it He's ready for war I'm ready for war I got machetes and swords for any faggot that through he was raw my arms as heavy as yours yeh you met before

[rockonth]

*applause*

[maddearth]

Ross Nobel should be PM =]..or at least made king xD

[mouseface27]

best dance ever

[iiRoel]

u aint funny bitch

[natz106]

i LOVED his dance lol!

[AcTiiVeZz]

drewziepoo u r a retard

[aJDfMDl]

my sentiments exactly

[drewziepoo]

Wow, he's not even funny, and it's just sad how hard he's trying...

[westboy601]

foreigners are so fucking corny and gay.

[linkinpark4life08]

thats exactly what we say about you...

[kelvov]

Except in a little less gay manner of course :P

[linkinpark4life08]

yeah lolz, i dont think foreigners are gay i just think americans overuse some things...i cant name any because i cba to atm and theres to many to name lol

[cloud1strife]

How about, they overuse food.

[josieiscool000]

lol ur shallow arent u

[XjackassXlassieX]

That was freakin epic XD

[xleabearx]

ive seen better clips of him but still funny :)

[OMIGODitsGeo]

FIDDY CENT!!

epic (:

[EndlessIP]

LOL GENIUS. I've got the vid.

This man needs a cookie

[slapstik89]

lol, they paid to see him do star jumps...

[naji12]

ooooooook thats messed not even funny

[chloejennifer93]

ross noble is a babe!

[Trolleygirls]

love this

[Trolleygirls]

i love him!

[dagodfarsha]

Dat ur name is it FIDDY CENT look at his little fiddy face

[BurkeeBaybee]

Whats With Thu Trainerss ?? :S

[saintmirrenmalky]

I saw him live on this tour. Best night out at a comedy gig ever.

[sidneybabiee]

Are you fiddy cent? that your name is it? are you fiddy cent? look at this face, look at his face it's fiddy cent? look at his little fiddy face a little fiddy face a fiddy cent I'LL KICK YO ASS MOFO I'LL KICK YO ASS! ROFLMFAO!!!!

[randommusicgal]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[josieiscool000]

omg i showed my dad this and he reaction was funnyer than ross lol nah but it was bloody hillarious

[mancojim]

i kick your ass mo fo i kick your ass *cossack dance* lmao

[jadboyz1996]

FIDDDDDY!

[MMBCreations]

lmao

im stealing that move ;)

i'll be the life and soul at dicos from now on hahhaa

[FatalTemptress]

Haha! Love it.

[ashleebuz]

hahahahah FIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY

[mancojim]

fiddy cent?! that your name is it?! are you fiddy cent?! lmao

[mancojim]

i kick your ass mo fo i kick your ass

[stefan01bob]

Thank yooooooou :D

[LordNetsua]

it's got a bum face!... A face like a bum!

[lawtrip]

this comment should be on the bummed in the face ross noble vdeo

[LordNetsua]

what a beast!

[TheOriginalKZero]

Y'know, the 'Fiddy' thing isn't really that funny. It's the kind of thing you'd call your friend retarted for for doing after a small laugh. But I have seen him do lots of other good stuff, like the second part of this, so I can't hold that against him.

[sleggeleif]

one shouldn't mess with fiddy. remember, he can take 50+ bullets in his face and still rap to RnB-music.

[LunaticJade]

LOl! Seen this so many times, and each time i watch it i cry with laughter(;

He is amazing!

His face when saying 'widdle fiddy cent' ROFL! It makes me laugh soooo much! xP

BTW, how can i download this? Confused(;

[HauntedDougieFan]

oh god.

that dancing bit is hilarious.

[GlenM15]

fiddy :) i say that even b4 this vid

[mimiloveschoo]

LOL.

They wouldn't fight, duh.

Why would they? o___o

[ItsShmandy]

I find it amazing that everyone asumes i've had a bad childhood when i had a great one! i have nice friends my parents are great i have a great house! what really leads you guys to believe my childhood was bad? and whats the chance that ross noble has a black belt or anything like that? those are just excuses because you want ross noble to win! and yes it is how fifty cent says his name but its still fifty cent! not saying that its not funny but dont fight with me saying its not fifty!

[nanophreak]

Cock.

I win.

[thistlewhite]

i kick ur ass mofo!

[ItsShmandy]

dude i wasnt talking to you dont tell me to be quiet!

[ninjayourepix]

lol, luv all the fifty fanbois here saying how he would kick nobles ass. No he wouldn't lol. cos fifty is a retard, otherwise he would have dodged the bullets lol

[ItsShmandy]

im sorry WHAA? My dad worked with FIFTY cent!his arm is like 10 times ross nobles leg! trust me if ross skinny bitch noble tried to fight FIFTY cent FIFTY cent would win! admit it! its nothing against his comedy! just saying he proberly cant win against FIFTY cent! but still pretty funny i guess!

[Hellrayxxxxx]

Yeah? and I know a 4 ft man who killed a weight lifter. It's all about the skills and how you use your muscles my friend!

[ItsShmandy]

OMG u guys acually think he can beat FIFTY cent. No shit?

[thenageone]

what if ross fought dirty? im with you on the whole fiddys strength vs ross's lack thereof, but if ross turned out to be a black belt jiu jitsu (how is that spelled) thing, then id give it to ross, because technique is more improtant than strength

[Hellrayxxxxx]

I will think you will find it's FIDDY CENT... widdle FIDDY CENT... FIDDY CENT! yeah!

[ItsShmandy]

lol no on his music it always seems to say fifty cent! haha

[un4getablemoments]

now your just lying for attention

[omgthissucks148]

be quiet.

[IUSETHEDRILL]

Ross Noble could kick your ass, so stop taking it all so seriously.

[maddearth]

who said that he want to 'fight' 50 cent? in any sence..its humour...and if 'FIDDY' had a sence of humour (which lets face it, him being an American gives him little or no chance of actually having a sence of humour) he would find it funny...

[XWH13YX]

haha

"your name fiddy cent is it"

haha oh my days made me laff

[ItsShmandy]

if a white british guy came up to fifty cent and did that he would f u c k i n g kill him! lol but pretty funny but i like more crude humor