Alan partridge - Owl Sanctuary

[BarryDong]

OK everybody, please turn on CC Transcribe Audio and watch the video again.

[KILLERSOFA44]

Gaudete gaudette christus est natus est Mari a Virginia gaudette

[rickdickboy]

I've got a scam going with a big plate.

[duffdeluxe]

"ive been pubic for 31 years"

[LupinLoverGuitarist]

"listen to this, it'll blow your socks of...GAUDE TE GAUDE TE CHRISTUSIS NATUS"

gets me every time :')

[Letspreach]

...you lucky, lucky lady...

[mmscott9]

Went to Silverstone, shook Jackie Stewart's hand, superb ... my marriage fell apart soon after that.

[moth0banquet]

They've...gone...to...Longstan­ton Spice Museum....

[euan22]

Classic Queen!!!

[soupalex]

"Why do BIIHDS!"

[mattrehmhext]

GAUDE FUCKING TE

[Coerlin]

Oooooh, she's...nicer than my wife...

[lukesando244]

I know a cracking owl sanctuary , how about it? unless you can think of anything better....

could go shopping....

SQUARK

[kikass666]

3:24 for best bit =)

[The69ersFC]

Wow - Alans doing Peg Bundy.

[Raveneyes]

shook Jackie Stewarts hand...SUPERB!

[kissmateeth]

I've got a scam going with a big plate

[SandrineSoprano]

Brilliant

[raystubify]

GAUDETE. GAUDETE. CHRISTUS EST NATUS. EX MARIA VIRGINAE, GAUDETE

[AlephNeil]

...ex maria ::VIRGIN::e gaudete.

[madmixer86]

ooooooooooooooooo she's nicer then my wife

[steveallen808909]

this is the best thing to watch after reading the daily mail to unwind after a long day you can conbine it with hardcore supersex and a glass of jamaican stout magic

[etherealcarlos]

Has anyone else seen the barn owl lose it at 1:56? I don't think it expected to see a camera pointing down in its face. Nice one, Mr Partridge. Oh yeah, and all the lines are quotable, like everyone else is saying...

[martinismification]

'To a lovely lady over there with orange hair and a cigarette in her mouth!'

Best comedy character ever?! Cashback!

[shaunyd1234]

Nearly every word Alan Partrdige says in I'm Alan Partridge is quotable on youtube. I could sit for hours writing stuff that he says.

[shaunyd1234]

Jill you are so DIRTY

[Mondog2009]

im sorry im just protraying a mad man ha legend

[pmfwill]

it's alright, i was just portraying a madman!

[plasticspastic201]

partridge is a TWAT

[mrvikingdna]

@plasticspastic201 hero not twat

[jaysambell]

@plasticspastic201 NO WAY YA BIG SPASTIC YOU'RE A MENTALIST!!!!!!

[GriffinNary]

I love Alan Partridge so much that for my first car, I managed to negotiate with the car dealer for a walnut gear knob(car had no sufficient fixtures for the original).

...

Oh dear, what have I become!

[juzzers312]

@GriffinNary Was it a lexI? haha

[GriffinNary]

@juzzers312

Lexi?! (Plural)

I only wish! =(

[MyChaz1]

big plate!!!!

[UltimateVenom]

i've been there. it's in north yorkshire/cumbria not norfolk

[YGriffiny2]

"It looks a little like death row, doesn’t it? I’m sorry, Mr. Hawk. You’re pardon has been turned down. You have been found guilty of pre-meditated homicide of a mouse, and you’ll be hanged by the neck until dead. And don’t try to hover up so that the rope goes slack. Because they could do that, couldn’t they? If you tried to hang a hawk, they could always hover so the rope went slack. So, I suppose if you were going to execute a bird of prey the most human way would be death by firing squad."

[MPH1976]

With orange hair and a cigarette in her mouth :)

[JurmanKarSeen]

Norwich is our oyster

[monkeyboy85]

'you could always get me something of equivalent value, a pint of bitter, a big marker pen, whatever', lmao!

[PsychoBisket]

I was just portraying a madman!

[musicalkaratekid]

'No,Jill will be sleeping with me tonight'

'I dont remember saying that!'

'Oh come on!'

'eh..well alright then...'XD

[TheRippingCorpse]

So many classic quotes. Only Fawlty Towers beats it for that.

[tomski3]

Wow that brief bit of music from 3:29 was awesome!

Does anyone happen to know what it's called?

Sounds like it's from a latin mass of some sort.

Any response would be much appreciated :)

[raystubify]

@tomski3

Gaudete by Steeleye Span

[Steggers]

Alan: My pre-hair days

Jill: It's all fallen into place now..

Alan: Yes I've been pubic for 31 years ...

Wonderful stuff

[themossinator]

"ive got a scam going with a big plate" class :)

[sgreen81]

"Went to Silverstone, shook Jackie Stewarts hand, superb!! My marriage fell apart soon after that."

LOL

[BodomChildBreeder]

lol pause at 1:02 - the owl looks lke its thinking 'oh christ who are these tossers now.'

[Vicas87]

I've been pubic for 31 years!! ahahahaha

[Chortleclips]

"we could go shopping...." .....NEAGH! LOL

[badbob1983]

"They've gone to... Longstanton Spice Museum"

[LozMac33]

"If you think you're upstaging Jill by wearing a snazzy cardigan" ha ha. And he gets to sleep with her, back of the net!

[simpsonmark]

Astroturf. It's basically zero maintenance grass.

[hazardous1990]

Jill you are so dirty!

[WadzillaBhoy]

lol "i've been pubic for 31 years!"

[clarkwebsta365]

coogans a legend mind being my co eater

[train672]

Norwich is our oyster LOL

[DavidShwimmerakaRoss]

0:53 is the best face i've ever seen

[Goodfoot101]

LOL telling a bird not to hover when being hanged so that the rope doesnt slack is genius

[chazzyboy25]

if you can eat as much as you like from the buffet why does having a bigger plate make any difference? still, this is textbook alan!

[PunkyPrincessPop]

@chazzyboy25 so you don't look greedy going up again and again, lol

[ILLER121]

lmao i love how uncomfortable it is

[IsoscelesKramer]

Nice view at 1:06 ;)

[scaffman2162]

ive got a scam going with a big plate!!!!  fucking genius!!!

[graemeoliver84]

I always wonder how they came up with the idea of Alan thinking an Owl Sanctuary is a good place for a date.

[SpideyPunk]

its Gaudatte by Steeleye span!!

the whole alan soundtrack is immense!

[BiffaTW]

it certainly is, i love that 'listen to this itll blow your socks off! GAUDETTE!!!!!!!!!!'

[naismith666]

wht is that song called in the car?

[marshy913]

death by firing squad hahhaaa

[MeatloafTribute1]

gill u r so dirty!

[bonnybeatrice]

I'M BATMAN.

[5starrater1]

this is killing me

[danlovesvimto]

Absolute genius

[Steve669909]

He never shuts up when a woman has sex with him

[AdamDLDixon]

co-eater lol

[BabmerChan]

'DO YOU LIKE OWLS?'

Best chat up line ever

[remotecuk]

"I know a cracking Owl sanctuary!"

[26flames]

This is by far my favourite episode of Alan, classics all the way through. Can't decided if do you like owls or ooohhhh your nicer than my wife is the best line in this!

[LightningStrat]

"I know a cracking owl sanctuary" xDDD

[Bazmob33]

"....and don't try to hover up so that the err..rope goes slack"

LOL

[MrsPopeJohnPaul]

Jill will be sleeping with me tonight.

[teamfo95]

genius

[Holygasoline]

0.24 lmao !

[gillesrolland]

Morleeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

[garethbutler]

Is it her? I thought it was...

[MintberryNumber9]

well I watch this video and immediatly I have to laugh,because alan partridge is such a genious character. holy steve coogan :)

[zaezen]

norwich is our oyster!!!!!!!!

[levler01]

djonrush, 1:37 classic Alan!

[airey01]

if where going to execute a bird of pray, the most humane way would be fireing squad!! hahaha

[JusticeForHeysel]

i know a cracking owl sanctuary how about it? unless you can think of anything better?

could go shopping...............squark!

[aksws]

I need Alan ;)

or Steve Coogan ;)

[aksws]

Well, you definitely have a self-conficence like Alan ;)

[chris1314wilson]

so is that a yes?

[aksws]

Only if you take me to a cracking owl sanctuary as a first date ;)

[chris1314wilson]

ooooh, aksws you are sooooo dirrrty. it's quite refreshing.

[fishingrhod]

damn you need a new boyfriend

[aksws]

When I see Alan on YouTube, I use to think "Uuuuuuuh! He's nicer then my boyfriend!" ;)

[Wiggles2000]

Who could resist Alan's charm and swagger

[Clembo]

"Go on."

"Alright then."

[Pennice]

Yay, Marsha from Spaced!

[Kecklers]

Does anyone know the song alan plays in the car on the way back from the owl sanctury? "listen to this it'll blow your socks off"

[bigbadtony69]

Gaudete by Steeleye Span  ;->

[Dungarth]

really? all this time I thought it was Clannad.

[debaser223]

it's alright i was just portraying a madman . . . classic

[harryjenkinson]

"birds"

[MrMark555]

mr hawk, your pardon has been turned down, u have been found guilty of pre meditated homicide of a....mouse... u shall be hung from the neck until dead......and dont try and hover up..so the rope goes slack,,, lmao brilliant!!!

[MrMark555]

dont think u can upstage jill by wearing that snazzy cardigan

[s3ansk1]

This is a romantic tribute to the lady over there with orange hair and a cigarette in her mouth.......why do birds......TOO HIGH!

[Kecklers]

oooooo....she's nicer then my wife!

[liampowerlifter]

unlcuky

[eyeyerma]

jill you are so diiirty!!!

[GibbletsMcGinty]

Listen to this, it'll knock your socks off...Gaudete, gaudete Christos est natus

Ex Maria virginae!Gaudete!

[maxr666]

whats thta song he starts singing, its amazing xD

[Anonymiusen]

"Lynn, when my mobile is switched off its switched off for a reason... I was at an owl sanctuary."

[Ariellebabbii]

no jill will be sleeping with me tonight...yeh alright then lol

[DaveyWFC]

Brilliant stuff.

"So er... if you're gonna execute a bird of prey, the most humane way would be death by firing squad..."

Just the serious look on his face while he walks away is priceless! Not to mention the look on her face! :P

[rossiv6]

this is the best partridge sketch.

comedy genious

[gordieK]

Such a genius.. 'unless you can think of anything beter? We could go shopping?' Cut to owl - absolute class.

[notdeadjustlazy]

A walnut gear knob & a night of passion with Jill in a travel tavern, what a guy !!!

[Gggmanlives]

"I was worried the ringing might have sounded like a mating call."

Pure genius.

[scoobyvolvo]

Jill will be sleeping with me tonight! LOL class

[rangey18]

whats that song?

[AndyPhelan]

"Gaudete", it's a christmas song. Good old Partridge!

[rossiv6]

pure comedy genious

[mackie8855]

I'M BATMAN!!!

[Fronika]

She's a very good actress.

[brekfastnewz]

~"They're quite nice I suppose."

[jacktindale]

Is "Jill" the same person as the landlady on Spaced?

[akindofblue]

same actor, yes!

[shilang21]

I've been Pubic for 31 years lol!!

[noelfan]

AAAAAAAAAAAH! I'm portraying a madman!

[peepipe]

Keep it, keep it!!

[mousleyt352]

thanks for that vonkvetch i will let my sister know,

[mousleyt352]

does anyone know who sang the song he plays in his car coming back from the owl sanctuary

thanks

[vonkvetch]

It's "gaudete" by steeleye span.

[MickeyLove01]

What is the Clannad track? Does anyone know??

[itsChristonabike]

"What is the Clannad track? Does anyone know??"

Thickeylove ..... lol

[MickeyLove01]

Many girls enjoy my thickey I'll have you know..

[dandan4525]

"No its alright.....I was just portraying a madman"

[Leftfootbeats]

The way he says 'madman'... Lovely stuff

[dbalexamiga]

"No, jill will be sleeping with me tonight"

[MikeSomerville8]

'you can always get me something of equivalent value...pint of bitter, big marker pen, whatever'

this is why partridge is so good

[Eldomina22]

"Yep, I've been pubic for 31 years"

[tpjpower]

LOL THAT IS A CLASSIC LINE!

[Guedingen]

Hadn't seen this before -many thanks

[heinzy2003]

you are soooo dirty...its quite refreshing

[mittend2]

I am batman!!