Help! My Wife's Vagina Is The Wrong Shape. WTF?

[7575047]

ALWAYS take your future spouse for a thorough test drive before you say "I do." If the sex ain't happening, neither is the marriage. Just sayin'

[IRANisPERSIA1]

thanks for the tips....thank you so much

my dick is very big, last time i had sex my partner couldn't walk for a day. she even said that she started bleeding because i stretched her pussy wall

[EmilyRoseLR1]

You two are cute. :)

[Vforceboy]

wtf

[Kingcab00se]

AH HA HA HA HA HA seriously.

Wow these two are retarded

[sammytag1]

that's the worst advice I've ever heard - "dump your wife because you think her vagina is too big". What the fuck.

[1CME90]

She needs to use that "snapback". She needs to poor two cap fulls of vinegar in her pussy. That will make her pussy tighter than a fish's asshole.

[sarayo283]

@1CME90 ?! what? you're not serious right? hello yeast infection!! is what vinegar would do to a vagina :S what helps is actually kiegel excercises and so i have heard.

[Newsome07]

@1CME90 Snap that pussy back!  *Wha-pissh*

[jessica5666]

What is the qualification of these two dickheads?

[Brianwwecw48]

lmao driving in the mud thats funny

[MrEmptyinside]

sex is more than positions and intercourse . . . mix it up with positions . . . try new things, non-penetrative?

[ricosniper]

my spouse is very small and i am the above average 8 1/2 inches and many positions dont work for us. but we have made it an awsome thing. there are many great positions.

[dmndimn]

tell her do kegals! tighten that s* up

[nekophia]

wat is "kegals"?

[xdj70s]

"Driving in the mud"....LMAO

[abby495]

LOL wtf omg..well if it is the wrong shape stretch it out with your penor and make it the right shape.OMFG he's from Oregon ROFL SOO TYPICAL LOL. On a sidenote this is why you should have sex before marriage if you are a good fit physically and the angels sing during then you can always work out the other details.

[zch5]

why gay became a gay

[JosephCote27]

yea, I have to agree with messrsx8. you have absolutely trash taste in music, jdfox1. it's almost hilarious how bad your taste in music is. I've been a musician for more than half my life, so I am very well suited in deciding what is good and bad music. I bet you've never even heard of Stanley Clarke, or Frank Zappa, have you? you really are the bane of society. just another brainless oxygen thief. please sterilize yourself so you can't reproduce.

Joseph.

[jdfox1]

messrsx8: Hi.

Hmm...that's fine. Your channel says you're "the best". Well, I only accept the best and you're far from it. In fact, you're a complete failure in life...in everything you do and that's exactly why you've disolved down to a hater who would contact somebody they don't even know and start bitching. Ironically, the only success you've had lately is getting my attention ( not easy ) but that's only to humour my own self so even that's almost a failure, too. Silly little boy...

[chrissphinx]

Are you guys swingers? Dan, I would absolutely love to pound your wife into obliteration and when I'm done I think we can involve some equines or do my taxes. Let me know what you think!

[katelynn1988]

maybe he shoulda tried the shoe on before he bought it lmao

[nicko500s]

maybe packing it out with mince meat might help?

[ipodkiller6]

is his wife a grandmother, perhaps? does she rent her vagina out to immigrants to live in?

[khronikind]

sounds like a case of loose pussy vs small penis

[sarayo283]

@khronikind looool!!!

[Cerbrus222]

hahahah! Wtf is it like triangular??

[lucynez0203]

hahahahah..park in the alley..drive in the mud...lol

[NukleuzLastRequiem]

Actually fuck wit I did notice that you missed out 3.

So fuck off

[andreasellingsen]

Lol.... hahaha.. This really sucks.

[leadguitarist4dr]

jdfox you sound like a black whore, sorry I'm not racist but with your word usage I can easily stereotype you to be a whore off the streets, "All my friends like it" ? You're sleeping with all your friends? I think that makes you a W H O R E

[noobicalnoobz]

The fact that you had to say that you're not racist only suggests that you know what you are saying could be taken to be racist.

Why does it have to be a "black whore"? Don't all whores sleep around? Jackass.

[sgtsysop]

If it don't fit make it. it's called "Like a Virgin" or any other tightening cream, but only use a little bit or you'll have better luck with her belly button.

[jdfox1]

Hmm...as long as the cock is large, it fits fine in mine. I'm not married, but my friends seem to like it. Works well for me...as long as the dick is big. Work with what you have? Not really! Find a dick that works...that's the answer. Good video, thanks.

[billyboy385]

lol its not the dick, like he say's.. he's never had this problem with other woman.

[jdfox1]

A guys opinion doesn't mean much concerning cock size..he's not the one who has to take it. Unless he's gay, of course. As women...we should find a cock that works, and a real man who can work it.

[billyboy385]

lol thats why the vagina expands quite a bit, some vagina's can expand enough to take a size of a horses penis, also the way you put it just pissed me off, it makes it seem like its the woman's choice to have sex, its not like you can just ask any man and he will have sex with you, though many would, its both.

[billyboy385]

besides, its the woman that should acomadate the man, she's the one that expands to fit many not the man, the man already does his part for the pleasure, the foreskin (yes i know, but its a fact that it helps the man not thrust in too much so it feels better for the both of them.

[jdfox1]

"its the woman that should acomadate the man"

Get real..I require these things from my men: A big wallet and a big cock. The wallet means independence, ans the big cock speaks for itself. I'm very selective..if you don't measure up, you don't get to ride. And that's just the way it is. Insecurity is not sexy in a man!

[billyboy385]

you get real, you sound like one of those prostitutes, do many woman marry/date for money/sex anymore? its pathetic! besides, the men should be the ones selective, their doing all the work, even in sex! (most of the time)

[jdfox1]

Sorry, wrong girl...well built and sexy, baby! Prostitute? No, see a prostitute takes your money for sex...as i'm sure you're used to. You could not pay me enough to be with an insecure loser like yourself. Work? How would you know! You selective? Get real.. you know that's a joke. Go back to your cartoons little boy...you're just not man enough for me. Bye bye..

[billyboy385]

i don't see a prostitute and honestly there's no proof for you to know I'm a "insecure loser" what do you mean insecure? what, not owning a mansion-like house? wow big deal, not everyone has one. also what do you admit being like that? "You could not pay me enough to be with an insecure loser like yourself." .. wow! also, the selective part.. joke? um.. its not a joke, of coarse you wouldn't know that. also "you're just not man enough for me" why do woman act like were always trying to be with

[billyboy385]

with them, when there mad? .. its really messed up. (also this extra comment is to finish the other message, character limit.)

[staghammer]

Were you wise what you would've said:

"People who have been in many long-term relationships eventually learn and come to accept that the vagina is not the perfect 'god made' pleasure hole it is made out to be; nor is the penis the perfect 'god made' pleasure bar"

If this guy leaves/has multiple affairs that end up ruining his relationships, he'll feel like a fool later in life when he realizes sex becomes mundane quickly anyway. It is highly overrated, something wise people are aware of also.

[staghammer]

I agree with TSmirk, that was really stupid. I think the two of you were desperately trying to come up with something, anything, and ended up saying terrible things.

"Open marriages" aren't cool, and I'm not even religious. That's not marriage, that's cynically enjoying the legal benefits of marriage while in practice being single. Just walking away on your commitments -the biggest life commitment one can make, I'll add- isn't a solution. But then our society is becoming increasingly selfish.

[roncar91]

wtf

[floridacoastmiami]

Hi everybody that is why i date latin or non american woman. White woman and yes im white too. White woman have been known to have huge japing vaginas,and nasty camel toe. Get a woman of non american trust me white woman are nasty smelly hoes

[jmr1068204]

Or it could just be that you are a rambling, racist, freaking idiot who doesn't know what you are talking about.

[Djlethal01]

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[sirkastic]

fake

[jsg103]

When i park in the alley i get mugged by the crackdealers

[Silpherdipherous]

Wow, that's fucked up.

[bowhunterml]

when i park in the alley, i get all muddy

[qpYoungoneqp]

Me 4!

[hydroz138]

sometimes u have to drive in the mud LOL

[strappedrich]

I think your mums vagina looks like a peach and smells like fungus

[ALIENxXxWARE]

WTF???

[Elliott1005]

my mums vagina is sooo nice

[rajgateriot]

I know mate

[godslayerbrian]

i like your mums vagina

[coomberta]

i love ur moms vagina~!

[qpYoungoneqp]

Me 4

[tobyp753]

wow useless people. cool.

[aziz13072]

my mom has a big vagina

[AcousticBlip]

What the fuck.

[streetskater160]

i know what the hell

[acfacf4321]

"Sex with somebody else" is NOT an option, unless you first choose to give up on your marriage all together. I can't believe she said that.

[photogin88]

sex is an option just not good if the wifey finds out lol.

[disgruntledsmoker]

its a HE

[hazelhimself]

do a barrel roll.

[SHITINTHEMOUTH]

YES

[SurrealKilla]

gtfo teh internets

[Esophagus1]

try anal

[mohdnorfauzi]

'renovate your car park' or 'renovate your car size'

[TSmirk]

"the other option is, sex with someone else"

Fucking idiots.

[xm4yh3mx]

**** those fuckers

[ethica151]

why did you sensor the first word, but not "fuckers"?

[dwkfym]

you guys should make a section on how your advice helped or not helped the people asking: like what happened afterwards!

[marriageminded1]

Dan and Jennifer, I think you have a good thing going here. Keep up the good work educating others here.

[dadidudida]

dont bash on them.. they're just doing their best in giving advice..

and if u think about it .. they're pretty darn good advice..

[spike2hd]

Open Marriage My Ass this 2 are just playing in the alley i mean this question suxx

[Moviesmoveme]

OMG, advicing an open marriage? lol... I don't see how this is good advice. Next week, they'll get an email saying, "My husband left me because I wouldn't agree to an open marriage and he said my vagina has a strange shape"..

They've probably tell the woman to hire a therapist... lol

Shouldn't advice be as damage-free as possible?

[jomomo]

that guy in that photo is huuuge!

[TravisCBR600]

Dan is an idiot, Id fuck the hell out of Jennifer

[yourtubeunderground]

no shot in  hell buddy, keep dreaming though

[TravisCBR600]

The girl Im fucking now is better then Jennifer anyway but Im just saying that she has that good girl look and I dont think Dan can give her what she neesd.

[anon540]

I think you're just trying to bullshit your way out of that one.

[bboyizone4]

Bla Bla Bla !!!

[NinaChang]

what the... and who died and made you relationship experts anyway? what a lame ass couple. ugh

[m1kyd]

i agree 100%. thats the first thing i thought, who the FUCK are these two freaks!!!

HI5

[arielpa22]

wtf?!

[newtoomanga]

STOP TALKING LIKE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u scare the living shit out of me..

[Core2k8]

in my eyes u love sum1 enough it doesnt matter jus be more passionate an sumwer along the line sex will be gr8 jus need to be more experimental ... hope i helped

[joleneo]

You guys give the most horrible advice I've ever heard. I hope nobody actually takes this stuff to heart.

[53531640]

Did anyone suggest going to get checked out by the doctor? Maybe a vaginal wall makeover might do the trick.

[branbran77]

Everbody is made different...thats why u should have lots of sex befor marriage to know if ur compatable or not.

[brazensteel]

I always feel like I'm throwing a hotdog through a hallway with my wife! What can I do?

[53531640]

What a comical way of saying that. you caracked me up Maybe you should take Dan's suggestion and park in the alley instead.

[joleneo]

Get a bigger dick.

[kwanita28]

use a penis enhancer

[burngod134]

stretch her fucking vagina

[Longhairbeware]

By the way, who the heck is that realy buff guy at 00:49? He's like Hercules or something!

[Longhairbeware]

They laugh too much and make too many (lame) jokes. The people asking these questions are very serious and a little afraid of what the answer might be. I don't think these two understand how to be truly helpful.

[deathmetalisnice]

dont worry brian's wife, my gina is shaped weird, too

[tlndofa]

get her toy to help you fit into this life problem....this is funny an sad...park in the alley-lol's ..dont leave her though if ya love her.

[SalzMavi]

This is THE worst advice I have ever heard. The couple come to you for advice of how to enhance their relationship and you suggest an open relationship or breaking up - stupid stupid. Do you really think this advice was helpful to better a loving and happy marriage?

[beckoninglight16]

I'm confused...is her vagina too loose, or is it too tight?

[yaz20100]

hi

this actually reminds me of an episode of "friends" when Joey and Ratchel get together and discover that they don't fit sexually...

i was wondering what was the probability that a couple would be a mismatch physically... and that being asked, can they live over it. i mean together?

[MrParanoid999]

did you guys film this all in one day cause in every video your wearing the same clothes on the same couch in the same position with the same martini's

[DanAndJenn]

Actually, yes. We do all the prep work the week before and usually film 20 to 30 episodes in one day. And yes, that does definitely FEEL like a lot by the time we're done. :-)

The real difficulty is keeping those martini glasses full through the whole shoot! LOL. :-)

Have an awesome day!

Dan & Jennifer

[messiah980]

Hahhhaaha... Great reaction Jennifer!

Didn't laugh this way 4 a long time

How much passion.....

[aaronmp2003]

You two crack me up! Great advice, and the comedy was just a bonus! ;)

[wheateater]

First, I was thinking, alley, mud? Oh yeah.

[karry299]

Eh, lately it sounds like those two are having too much fun at other people's expense. Some help, huh ?

[DanAndJenn]

No harm intended, we just like to laugh and have fun - make light of some of the more difficult topics instead of being too serious and having it be "off limits for conversation" as it is for many people.

Have an awesome day!

D&J

[XxDarkRaverxX]

since he had an affair before it sounds like it's psychological. men and women are made to fit together. if she is only sleeping with him, over time her vagina "molds" to his penis and the sex should get better and better.

[Gentorizu]

Shoulda went for a test drive before he bought the car.

[DanAndJenn]

Yeah, unfortunately it's the same problem as with mail order catalog orders - you just don't know if it's gonna fit until you get it home. :-)

[wheateater]

Can you try those things on in the store?

[AutumnBrooke]

You guys cracked me up on this one. Sound advice, though. I really hope they are able to figure out something that works.