Bring Back the Office Tea Trolley with Nutri-Grain

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This says a lot about corporate mediocrity. Without a quality workplace, you can't produce quality products and services. And even if you turn an astronomical profit, a manure trader is still less shitty than you.

The act of serving tea is one of the most caring things you can do, and in many cultures it's about honour and respect. A workplace is useless without a tea trolly. Oh, and fuck nutri-grain. I want scones and lemon curd, served by a pretty girl with a white apron. Style is timeless.