Fast Show - Rambling hiker

[bobkool]

Every single line in this sketch is brilliant.

[MrLFC1989]

lol classic comedy

[MrRetromuz]

thats no guaranTEE!

[eblovesdb]

I think this is probably my fave sketch - crying with laughter!

[Ginger33333]

WHAT ABOUT THE FOG!?!?!?!?!?!?

[oneprizeonegoal]

I love that part where he looks at the camera at 0:13

[HeCameHeSawGROID]

11 people are stuck down 'ole, on their own, in the middle of the night......WITH AN OWL!!!

[Kullg4r]

Rambling hikerrrrr!

[museandmanicsfan]

I love the way Mark Williams' voice goes high at 1:26 when he says "night". Hilarious clip!

[LogicalStatements1]

I remember quite a few years ago they were playing these back to back practically all night , we all nearly died laughing , soooooooooo funny. literally could not breathe.

[0Smoggie]

They're making new ones, only online eps though, something to do with Fosters i think, cant wait for that lol

[mccumiskey87]

you wanna watch were your steppin round here boy, you might fall down a hole. where would you be if you fell down a hole ?. lmao. used to watch this show when i was like 12 im now 24 & still laugh at it. imagine stoping & asking for directions in the middle of no were & meeting someone like this lol. mark williams is a really funny chap. & paul white house is a genius :-).

[noelht1]

With an ow ul!!!!

Love it!

[ndarcy]

Classic comedy. Even after all these years have passed since the first time I saw it, this still makes me laugh every time. The Fast Show was a brilliant show, and this particular sketch is one of its most inspired moments.

[jonnygti]

Are you sure about that then? what about down the end of that road there? you bin down there?

Ive just come from there, yes.

BUT THATSSSSS NO GUARANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! love it lol

[theashmaker]

And you'll be needing direction then ! ;))

[gudlad61]

Funniest fast show sketch ever :-)

[mattlamb]

Lovely old tree.

[Farkeman]

WITH AN OWL !

[grummo24]

Stuck down a hole, in the fog, in the middle of the night, with an owl........ Funniest thing I've seen in years!

[padraic2001eire]

Can anyone help me? I'm looking for a Fast Show sketch with a character that I believe only appeared once. He was played by Paul Whitehouse, and was basically a middle-aged man in a shop, buying something, who kept asking the staff to confirm what he was doing e.g. "I go in there, do I?", "I give you that, do I?", "I walk out that door, do I?". Anyway, it was hilarious, and if anyone knows more about it, please let me know.

[UltimateVenom]

WITH AN OWL

[jellyfishdave]

I just love the satisfied expression on his face when he turns away at the end!

[dunnefan]

funniest sketch ever

[darmokthegreen]

When I was at Uni I saw "WITH AN OWL!" carved into one of the desks. I like to think it was carved there by a fellow fan of this sketch. :)

[chronicriminal87]

I forgot all about this sketch! Made my day

[alphabet45839]

Love to see the out takes on this show, bet they pissed them selves

[Columbo794]

WARNING! Never go hiking in the British countryside.

[TheReddwarff100]

Nice.

[Polly2Carpets]

Classic

[teddingtontcu]

WITH AN OWL

[cafctid]

You want to watch where your stepping round here boy!

[HotNicksGallagher]

That's no guarantee

[DanRaccoon]

WITH AN OWWWWELL!

[SquareHeads09]

ain't holes brilliant?

[ragman1960]

Still Brilliant...

[tomtesticle]

Wonderful

[MarxistKnight]

I just love Mark's face from 1:09 to 1:28 with his hair just blowing around his face as he stares crazily into Paul's eyes

[darkhelmit1234]

Lmao , brilliant

[johnanthonyp]

This sketch isso forgivingly unknown these days that if somebody latches on to the end of a sentence ''with an owl!' it deserves a freemason type-exclusive wink. Shall we start it?.

[spliefer]

WHAT ABOUT THE FOG!!?

[Josh360]

hilarious

[bobf1sh]

comedy genious

[ZeroMalarki]

SITTING DOWN A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH AN OWL!

[02bendud]

LMFAO KID 

[mazzag77]

i will never stop finding this funny !

[Neverborn86]

I love the look of satisfaction at the end as if to say "A job well done"

[chapmasi]

..... WITH AN OWL!!!!

[RendBlackhand]

"I'm a fully experienced rambling hikerrr." :D

[MrKevster67]

One of the best shows ever on tv great work

[Stopthebadman]

Who are the 8 complete pricks who disliked this?!

[killwill83]

The most atmospheric and creepily weird and bonkersly funny sketch in the Fast Show pantheon...

STUCK DOWN 'OLE..IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT....ON YOUR OWN... WITH AN OW-WAL!!!

[russellbrandfreak]

with an owl :L

[smallfish74]

Magnificent!

[thedr00]

Brilliant

[naomi01091]

hahahaha, that's NO guarantee!

[zeekyblahIV]

I love British humor! STUCK IN A HOLE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, WITH AN OWL! lol

[willem666999]

Stuck down hole, in the fog in the middle of night, WITH AN OWL!! Epic

[Baronofevil]

You wanna watch where you're stepping round here, boy. You might fall down a hole...

[donutdick]

WITH AN OWL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gmcrocket]

STUCK IN HOLE... WITH AN OWL!!!!!!!!

[blinkboy2008]

best fast show sketch bar none

[azmanntoz]

"loverly old tree....."

[uberglocken]

i was wondering if you can help me ? my canteen is a bit low ?. . . .classic !

[CuteAndCrazy21]

stuck down a hole, in the fog, on your own, with and OWL!!!!!!!!

[letsbeone]

As many other posters on here, my absolute favourite skit from the Fast Show. It made me laugh so hard I cried the first time I saw it, I reacted so violently to it I think I coughed up a lung. Friends still sign off cards, letters and phone calls, 'With an OWL!!'. Fantastic situational comedy, timed to perfection; and completely bonkers! With an OWL. I also interject a manic 'That's NO guarantee!' into conversations with friends, family and clients. I am on my third job and sixth family.

[Fireodeath]

Hahaha, love it!!

[mazzag77]

@letsbeone

your post made me laugh nearly as much as the actual sketch ! we still say with an owl all the time . people think we're utter weirdoes but who cares !!! priceless xx

[oneworldfamily]

@letsbeone Intelligent humorous posting is so enjoyable to read! Thanks : ) It makes such a refreshing change to the usual abuse posted on YT. Hope you managed to stuff the lung back down.

[letsbeone]

@oneworldfamily I am off the breathing machine, thanks. Merry Festive Season.

[Hammersmith80]

@letsbeone Lol! glad someone else nearly coughed up a lung when he screamed "With an OWL!!!!" laughed my arse off then and laugh my arse off a decade or more later. Absolute genius!!

[RaincloudGaming]

@letsbeone Holy crap, you just made an extraordinary sketch that tiny bit funnier for me. Kudos!

[letsbeone]

@RaincloudGaming And to you for passing on the fun.

[davthor]

@letsbeone Oh man we've just laughed to tears at "I am on my third job and sixth family"!!!

[letsbeone]

@davthor And THAT was a year ago. Already ahead by twofold all the way down the line. THAT'S NO GUARANTEE! 

[brumkash]

@letsbeone , nice one mate, this sketch has the same impact on me, THAT'S NO GUARANTEE, is genius, it cracked me up for months.... good one!!!

[jackthehatuk]

They are so good at what they do. Not just the script but the facial expressions and timing and EVERYTHING! Brilliant.

[digestivebiscuits]

I remember when I first saw this when I was about 8, so so funny.

[messershit109]

this is one of my all time favourite clips! it's classic fast show, & will stand the test of time. The expressions on both faces is hilarious! but i'm sure just as the vid is cut he is about to say somethin along the line of "well! "" there goes another one"

[oneworldfamily]

Love the way he looks up at the camera at the beginning.

[CelticReject]

@oneworldfamily Yes, you just know from that moment he's a little..... um.... unhinged!

[balgor]

WHAT ABOUT THE FOOOGG??!!!!

[shottstravelchannel]

pricless lol

[Leila8able]

with a OWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brieflycake]

look up "fast show garden party" its another sketch similar to this one, its not quite as good but its still absolutely hillarius

[anononomous]

The satisfied look right at the end is awesome.

[ndarcy]

Still makes me laugh every time I watch it. The Fast Show was pure genius.

[RifledBarrel]

The Fast Show first came-out in the mid 90's........alot of good TV was made in the 90's....but TV now is just pointless boring moronity

[Darkprinny]

Fear the owl.

I B4 "ORLY"

[Carvalho182]

These "Direction" sketches are by far the whackiest I've ever seen. Absolute genius. Great character, Sinister and lovable at the same time. He's better used here than in Harry potter!

[Nattacus]

beats all the other crap on nowdays

[JJKingy22081994]

Fast Show=Funniest thing on TV.

[drew123able]

"what about the fog"

[Crusty2006]

lmfao great comedy

[JJKingy22081994]

I'm watching it now. But I'm not alone. I'm WITH AN OWL!!!!!

[hank3rox]

You sure about that? What about CENTIPEDES??

[JJKingy22081994]

I love The Fast Show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vestanpance68]

aint seen this in ages.. fuckin pissed meself

[Toyotomi]

Still remember this from years back when I was a kid. Brilliant!

[townsjim]

HAHAAAAAA

[Sanguine420]

WITH AN OWL!!!!!!!!!

[barbican08]

lol classic

[night69angel]

Found it! Love this sketch....WITH AN OWL !

[DMEB]

i used to add the phrase "with an owl!" to every sentence when i was back in school... pissed off many teachers!! haha

[Idol2Idol]

With an owl!, down a hole!, in the fog!

[DMEB]

haha!!!

[beaglekiksass]

possibily my favorite sketch in any comedy in history XD

[mowbrey77]

real 90s comedy

[stuiep1983]

thats no guarentee!

[traviscobra]

WHAT ABOUT THE FOG!

[WOLFIEweasel]

Stuck down 'ole!

In the middle of the night!

WITH AN OWL!!!!!!!

[ACIncorporated]

WHAT ABOUT THE FOG!?

Absolutely classs

[sweetchix201]

"WITH AN OWL!"

[MarxistKnight]

I love Mark's face from 1:12 onwards!

[tommya7x]

Until ye come to a tree. Lovely old tree...

That always gets me!

[slimjimpui]

The little sigh of satisfaction Mark gives at the end just frames the whole scetch

[naomi5629]

hahahaha winner!

[MiketheMadness]

i used 2 watch this wth my dad when i was young, brings back memories of ROFLMAOing so much!

fast show is great... but what about the FOG!?!?

[RonaldsonTippet]

God bless the mentally deranged, where would we be without them?

[Infidel775]

The great depression. We had no mentally deranged people then...

Dark times, friend, dark times.

[ZanTheHawk]

WITH AN OWL!!!

[littlebitspecial]

WITH AN OWLLLLLLLLL!

:)))

i love this

[KEVHARTLES]

how can you watch this and not cry tears of laughter!!!! the funniest sketch ever.......

[weissmannteuton]

It's ace fella!

[madzangels]

HAHAHAHAHAH- WITH AN OWL!!! O.O

hahahahahaha

[JayRicci7891]

WHAT ABOUT THE FOG?!?!

[skunner64]

i was on a 12 hour plane ride and watched episodes of the fast show and the flight felt more like two hours fantastic show

[BNPvoter]

With an OWWLLLL!

[telzski]

it could happen

[vincetheboosh]

stuck down 'ole, in the middle of the night, with an owl!

[Idol2Idol]

IN THE FOG !!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[xcgecko]

A true classic! Stuck in a whole with an owl!!! And what about the fog!? ROFL

[robbie778]

lmfao! half way from chasing him he almost gives him directions... lmfao look for the old wall lmfao!

[bleedingdiru]

The old man looks like Albert Einstine! LoL

[justme9962]

with an owl! too funny

[JackJoseph00]

I love that he chased him still shouting at him

Gold

[EVPworld]

I love this" It's a great program!

[punkassdj]

he looks quite pleased with the outcome LOL It could happen!

[bustmebollocks]

with an OWL!!!!!!!!!!

[paul20motorbikes]

Dark, very dark. Pure Whitehouse genius.

[bustmebollocks]

This is hilarious, I love the Fast show, makes Harry Enfields show look crap.

[misshilton84]

I'm an owl :)

But I don't live in a hole in the fog... I love this :D

[unrealaldridgeguy]

LMFAO....classic lol

[ColonelAllan]

"You'm lost and wantin' directions."

[diddydeltic]

In the fog with an owl lol

[xpartygirl08x]

the funniest bit is when the old man starts runnin after him!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!:­)

[samsims69]

sick! fast show guys r fookin genius!

[andracoz]

what about the fog?

Stuck down ole, in the middle of the night, it could happen

[kpnutswales]

you got to be so careful, owls; swoop down on ya when you least expect it and nick your sleeping bags and eat your sarnies

[TURBOMASTERADE]

PROPER FUCKIN' FUNNY!

fORGOT HOW AWESOME The Fast Show is. Gotta track down the dvds.

[traviscobra]

owls....

[spermbank1]

Awesome!

[Columbo794]

Very simular to Johnny Nice Painter.

[hitmansharpshooter]

WELL THAT's NO GAURANTEE! lmao

[sneakyeye2020]

It would be worse if you had an owl stck up your hole!!

[Sallyella]

"With an owl" made me laugh more than is perhaps healthy! Hahaha!

x x x

[xpartygirl08x]

i agree!

[1jaymo1]

The best old man giving directions clip ever!

[reallyreallycool]

IN THE FOG

[chelseaere]

stuck down a hole on your own with an owl

[iames85]

with an OWL!!!!!

[oiddle]

would that owl be errol?

[kinglonewolf104]

Hehe, Paul Whitehouse and erm... the guy who played Petersen in Red Dwarf (sorry don't know his name off the top of my head).

The Fast Show was a great UK show.

&eB

[treebeardsaint]

The other one is Mark Williams - he does documentaries on discovery now, can't really take him seriously! One of the funniest things ever on tv.

[kinglonewolf104]

Thanks.

&eB

[hoss1962]

And starring in Harry potter films..if that is anything to shot about..

[marronthered]

brilliangt sketch great imagination...

[NyanyanyaChan]

Lol, I'm sure not to be the only one who thiks that the other one looks like Einstein XD

[LunarVenusian]

Classic! Love the way he loses a few mugs and pots from his backpack as he attempts to escape this madman!

[TrapperMilan]

That tickled me aswell Lunar,lol

[reallyreallycool]

cant be improved

[nikovich]

Lol this is too funny