Real Mortal Kombat: Kang's Mongolian Grill

[MegaUMK3]

11 people got eaten by scorpion 0:38

[thefilipache]

noob saibot's zombie language highschool

[danboefan0]

lol lui kank is AWSOME!!!!!!!!

[MrZombie55555]

''or maby a bollon animal'' that part was funny

[chickenmaster9898]

Do you do.... Babies

[SailorSaturn69]

1:11  You're the prettiest girl in this bar even though you're a transvestite.

[jaspercom]

did scorpion make the restaurant with smokes credit card

[narutohero23]

Bo Rai Cho's workshops

[Mansoul1]

Raiden's Electric and Cable Company

Jax's Gun and Hunting Emporium.

Sonya's Tae Kwon Do Academy

Nightwolf's Incense and Herbs shop.

[bednarskimatthew]

@Mansoul1 Baraka's Blade Shop

Melina's Lingerie Store

Stryker's Military Supplies

[epicnessner]

do you do...BABIES!!?!?

[His33Beloved]

Hahaha!!! "THIS ISN'T EVEN ENGLISH!!!"

[bednarskimatthew]

Spanish Translation

1) 're the prettiest girl in the bar but you transvestite

2) you can call a doctor? a german shepherd bit me on the left leg

3) (Same as the first)

Well said Liu Kang

[bednarskimatthew]

Shang Tsung's Costume Shop

[raglef1lagle]

kung rao's chicken wangs

[bav13513]

Uh did he just take a leg of meat

[MrCjosue24]

I gotta admit it,the spanish subtitles are well written.

[HeadacheVillain]

Reptile FTW!!! You guys awesome at this!

[ShitHappensToThisGuy]

Lol, gotta love reptile.

[shadowcrash888]

i transulated the spanish parts if you want to know what it says heres what it says

1.your the girl more beutiful in this bar while your female

2. can you call a doctor? a german shepherd me morido in left leg

3. your the china more beutiful in this bar while your female

im not sure if this is what it said

[passing2010]

@shadowcrash888 Someone already translated it correctly compared to this

That is a bad translation.

[shadowcrash888]

@passing2010 well i would like to see you do better

[shadowcrash888]

@passing2010 plus i said i wasn't sure if thats what he said ok

[DJman601]

it's ironic because I have mongolian gerbils

[passing2010]

.....and a KFC Famous Bowl. Funny but it doesnt beat 1:18

[XxFAKEHAKERx]

MAKE A EPISODE WITH SMOKE I'VE ONLY SEEN HIM 2 TIMES

[DrTranReincarnated]

I was hoping to see Reptile and now I did, thanks!

[thedevilisaloser666]

MAKE MOR VIDS WITH REPTILE PLEASE

[Urharra1991]

why do people dislike good youtube videos to piss people off its getting really annoying

[george2p]

@WoahIamWalkingOnair YOU EAT BABIES!!!! lol XD

[joeleffler]

I sooo love it when Liu Kang has his...outbursts So funny and btw...@2:43 you could see how Scorpion got those holy money get it?

[samcollends]

Now hold your pants there a minute, look at the bar title above Scorpion. It says Kangs Mongolian Grill at 0:26 . But then Liu Kang said it's Kangs Chinese Grill at 0:35 . What the freak dude.

[NwoSwat]

Scopion's bar and grill

Sub zero's ice cold beverages

Smoke's Cigarette Company

Repile's Pet store

Ermac's Wizard shop

Quan Chi's mind rape store

[BizarrelyFunny]

@NwoSwat lol yes! or Quan chi's S&M Club

[joeleffler]

@NwoSwat Skarlet's Blood Drive Kenshi's sword shop

Cage's Hollywood studio

Freddy's Dream Clinic(Tottaly random this one is)

Kitana's Beauty Parlor

Kung Lao's Hat Shoppe

Sonya's Kissing Booth

and...Stryker's Gun Smith

[bobavader772]

@NwoSwat Mileena and Baraka's teeth care

[NwoSwat]

@bobavader772 oh god~ i would just look her chest fuck u dont need to numb my cheek i got something better

[Glitchandcheats]

@NwoSwat And Kabal's Kebabs

[SuperAJC10]

@NwoSwat no quan chis revival shop

[iliketobygames]

Cyrax's fishing nets

Sektor's missiles and explosives

Kung Lao's hat deposits

[thesupermkgod]

@NwoSwat dont forget sheeva's massages

[jumpylebron]

shao kahn's gym



[Prymer55]

@NwoSwat kano's monocle emporium

[soulassassin0g]

@NwoSwat ha ha ha ha ha I got one for you, Shang Tsung's "soul" food.

[teamZgo]

i thought lui kang had fire power as well

[BLAHRGProductions]

When did Liu Kang turn white XD

[dhltn8624]

i want fried clown!

[TheUnkind100]

do you server clown intestent with the rubber nose or maybe a baloon animal

[crazy4videogames]

Thumbs up for money with holes in it

[riderjd83]

"Eres la chica... bonitaTHIS ISN´T EVEN ENGLISH!!!"

[AQWArcre]

Holy crap reptile

[jello2jedi]

I would so eat at Scorpions bar and grill.

[SethTrask]

Thumbs up for bagel with cream cheese!

[NotSoSilentNinja76]

I love how Scorpion says "Balloon Animal"

[GustoRIP]

THIS ISN'T EVEN ENGLISH!! I laughed at that part.. Scorpion's anger is hilarious!

[TheImfamousShade]

GET OVER HERE to scorpions bar and grill for all your chard food needs

[1211subzero]

i would go to scorpions bar and grill any day XP

[gumy10s]

XD he deoesnt even LOK like lua kang,he looks like a jamacin wanna be!

[gumy10s]

lol at lua kang whe hes talking to gereen guy

[XxLink24xX]

@gumy10s Lua Kang and gereen guy? Liu Kang* and Reptile* lol.

[gumy10s]

@XxLink24xX ya i always spell Liu kang wrong and Reptile doesnt look like that, he doesnt have a mask in mortal combat 9, he shows his reptile face

[XxLink24xX]

@gumy10s He doesn't in Mortal Kombat 9 default costume, but he does with the classic. Or really in the old MK games he did too, of course lol.

[crissoscuro]

jajaja hablo en español como por 5 segundos xDD

[MasterPug244]

"oh no di i teleport to Mexico again?!"

Scorpion turn around, there is a British flag in the background... :D

[AdamBiddy]

scorpion kinda sounds like Bill Murray in Caddyshack lol

[pwnswithbullets8]

lol kang do u cook....babys? wut kang meant to say wuz baby back ribs comin up xD

[Mikeyx9x]

0.40 Makes me always laugh.Make more of these

[spiderlolo100]

nonono its

your the prettiest girl in this bar even though you are a transvestite

[Cswindle7]

I didn't accidentally teleport to mexico again did I?

[kross012145]

pore baby

[RonnShad]

I'm pretty sure Liu Kang can speak english

[tordsworld65]

ha ha i love reptile and scorpion

[dudemasterh]

i want my baby back baby back baby back RIBS

[Johnnylee19]

You're the prettiest girl in the bar while you transvestite - (Eres la chica mas bonita en este bar aunque eres travesti) XD

[SHADOWHEAT2008]

TRADUCCION:

Eres la chica más bonita de este bar aunque seas travesti.(hombre disfrazado de mujer)

You're the prettiest girl in the bar while you transvestite(Gay disguised as a woman)

¿Puedes llamar a un doctor? Un pastor alemán me mordio en la pierna izquierda

Can you call a doctor? A German Shepherd bit me in the left leg

JAJJAJAJAJAJA

[mkfan987]

que padre que hubo subtitulos en español!!!

[dudeseriouslyWTF1]

pause at 1:29 Give me something and I'll cook it.....Balls!

[BallparkCoyote]

i saw somewhere u said u made these costumes so i was wondering if u might give me the things to make the scorpian type costumes

[SethTrask]

Give me food and I'll cook it. BALLS!

[21Narutoking]

Spanish Translations!:

1."You are the prettiest girl in the bar, but you are a transie

2.Can you call a doctor? A german shephard bit me in the left leg

[TheROBReviews]

@TheCallOfDutyPlayer2 its actually "it's still white on the side!"

[BOHON1549]

hey bizarrelyfunny, can u make more MK parodies since MK9 came out please.

oh yea if u do make more, you should upgrade your suits

[BOHON1549]

hey bizarrelyfunny, can u make more MK parodies since MK9 came out please.

oh yea if u do make more, you should upgrade your suits

[619ELEAZAR]

this hapens some times f#%k ass

[XShadowX9313]

reptile needs to make more appearances! :3

[TacoShotgun]

I too want a invisible watch like scorpion... where I get one of those?

[flyby501]

Lmfao, it doesnt matter if their speaking authentic chinese or not its funny.

[DanceTillMidnight]

I love it when Scorpion is looking in that small dictionary lmfao!

[TheCallOfDutyPlayer2]

Lui Kang: Here you go

Scorpion:Finnaly.What the Crap?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?I dont need those. You didnt cook it enough.

Lui Kang:But i burned it on purpose*thinking*

Scorpion: Its still wet on the side.LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.YO­U SON OF A BITCHES ARE FUNNY AS HELL. MAKE MORE F****** VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[Stinpack]

but isn´t Scorpion chinese too?

[spartankz117]

i speak chinese and that was not chinese

[theshredder39]

"THIS ISN'T EVEN ENGLISH!" good god man the way he delivered that was just undescribable

[Jackolantern555]

whats the ending song for this video

[OGICHI21]

lol your videos make me laugh very hard. Never laughed this hard in my life. you should have your own spot on television

[TheHalo3spartan117]

I like how scorpion says what the crap. It's just funny the way he says it.

[afterlife300]

Yummy babies

[yaoiXlife]

I understood the spanish subs and they were funny

[BizarrelyFunny]

@yaoiXlife I'm happy you could enjoy that extra element to the video.

[ownerpwner95]

lol

scorpion:hey, kinda smells like a burning cloud.... i always wanted to try a burning cloud XD

[BronzeTurd]

@ownerpwner95 its clown not cloud

[iwaswithyourmum]

@ownerpwner95 clown actually

[Darkcloud1233]

What kang said: You are the most beautiful girl in the bar, but you are a transvesite.

Can you call a doctor? A German shepard bit me in the left leg.

[Bi0s7t4r]

U Guyz `re awsome...im subscriber keep doing like this ;) 

[Emonaruto97]

Scorpion:*mubbles subtitles* THIS ISN'T EVEN ENGLISH! Kang:*talks sees subtitles and chops them in half while making retarded sound* XD

[GarraOfTheFunk14]

Eres la chika...THIS ISNT EVEN ENGLISH. i couldnt stop laughing for around 6 minutes XD

[GTAfreakazoid23]

yo guys, awesome vid, faved, oh yea i tried the new MK demo on my PS3

[TheShadowbadboy]

i didnt axeadentle telaport to mexico agian did i

[YellowJeff94]

You know Liu Kang knows English right?

[JeffHardyRocks3000]

Where can i find Scorpion's Bar and Grill!

[davidgem]

I'm going to Scorpion's bar N Grill!

[khazashark]

when scopion says baloon animal its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo  funny

[VeryWeirdMan]

This was uploaded on meh birthday. =3

[masteridiots11]

did you do...babys?

[RDKinator]

baby grill :))

[spider486]

"I'm gonna open my own restaurant called Scorpions Bar N Grill!" LMFAO!

[TheCaterkiller]

lol

[elgranqenk]

The word "travestí" is misspelled. It's spelled "travesti", without the tilde.

But indeed your spanish is very good.

[TheMegaCommentkid]

your mortal kombat parodies are so funny that i subscribed! please do more

[TheMegaCommentkid]

liu kang looks fat

[99681655]

mongolianman

never looks like lui kang

and speak chinese???????

[tomas123106]

ill order when youre BITCH TITS ASS WHORE *breaks* then scorpions like O_O  p>s why is reptile not on other vids?

[tomas123106]

ill order when youre BITCH TITS ASS WHORE *breaks* then scorpions like O_O

[StrawBeriLuv95]

YOU DIDNT COOK IT ENOUGH!!! xD

[chaosblast586]

i think i accidentally pressed broadcast in Spanish

[lucymydog1995]

3 people don't like deep fried clown hearts

[arthurdsjrjbr]

You do...babies? Reptile is Crazy!!!

[SabastianBurke]

xD I cant believe he just tosses it on the grill at the end. Hillarious

[Dinker27]

Bearded clam chowder? ....Scorpion's been hanging with HULK, I see.

Liu should stop using Google and get a babel fish--if he can avoid cooking that, too.

[chainsawelliott44]

y does scorpion just happen to carry around a chicken leg

[TheSANTIAGOCLOX]

1:09 What the...........?

[Zaka4892]

And the Puedes llamar a un doctor? Un pastor aleman me mordio en la pierna izquierda. means: Can you call a doctor? A german shepard bit me in the left leg.

[Zaka4892]

The Eres chica thing means: "You're the prettiest girl in the bar while you transvestite" XD

[bav13513]

do u sell baloon animals? xD

[tehdarkness2]

3 people are Bitch tits ass whores

[flamewingmenace1]

wat i wanna know is y scorpion has a warthog leg in his pocket?

[MrPsychobillyMike]

I would SOO eat at Scorpion's Bar and Grill. Haha

[arbiter0018]

yeah finally a new one wtf liu kang speak english too us lmao

[raymond5577]

rofl xDDD

[jj40396]

Haha reptile

[warfilms101]

i want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs i want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs

[dreamftails]

"do you do ... BABIES!" LOL

[USSCrazybat]

Sweet! PS, how far are you on your MK9 Scorpion vs SubZero vid?

[BizarrelyFunny]

@USSCrazybat havent started. the weather said no. the edit will take a few weeks to a month so we have to start at the latest by the beginning of feb

[TheFaisalano]

@BizarrelyFunny Darn I was looking forward for that one, but I am just wondering, how exactly will you do the new costumes? specially Scorpion's costume.....

[tomas123106]

@USSCrazybat yea but in evrey mortalkombat vid reptile not's in there why

[Edfan10]

What's a British flag doing hanging in an Asian restaurant?

[BizarrelyFunny]

@Edfan10 -insert quippy imaginative retort here-

[arbiter0018]

@Edfan10 um the flag its there because um... its a asian family living in UK no? hahahaha lol lmao

[gamersean1]

@Edfan10 ever here of Eurasia

[Edfan10]

1:24 yeah, i've accidentally teleported myself to Mexico plenty times, it's like i don't have control over my teleporting powers. (that i totally have)

[BizarrelyFunny]

@Edfan10 haha well takes a while to master the control grasshoppa

[asherleez]

@BizarrelyFunny i tought liu kang can speak english XD

[TheGhost467]

I asked 32 Language Teachers and 47 Professional Translators if thats how you actually speak Chinese. None of them said it wasn't.

[BizarrelyFunny]

@TheGhost467 yeah except a mongolian guy ended up finding this video by searching for mongolia and was PISSED

[p1p0cr4zy]

The 2 dislikers (and counting) of this video accidentally teleported to Mexico.

[BizarrelyFunny]

@p1p0cr4zy haha

[Fall0utGhost]

@BizarrelyFunny Are you going to do more fights like in the mk flaws?

[BizarrelyFunny]

@Fall0utGhost yeah thats the next video we'll be throwing to machinima, a fight for mk9 scorpion vs sub zero. itll be edited much better than the last one

[TheFaisalano]

@BizarrelyFunny Wait.... so you will work with? Machinima? that would be freaking epic :D

[fl2kac]

@BizarrelyFunny Wow kool!! I will be looking foward to that one!!!

[BizarrelyFunny]

@J3R3MYTHEZOMBIE666 Thank you! We've been waiting so long to bring out reptile... finally huh!

[XxShadowsGirl101xX]

Yay~! New Video. I agree Scorpion needs to open his own bar and grill I would most definitely go. Mmmm burnt toast. 

[ForeverJaded101]

"Oh God it's you..." LOL love it! I hope Scorpion does open his own grill. I love all your Mortal Kombat videos. I can't believe I almost missed this one. I've been waiting for another one and this was uploaded on my bday so thanks for the best (belated) bday present ever haha.

[rkhussain]

ur videos touch realistic of MK behind the tournament and i love watching this that what they do after tournament time is over

[BizarrelyFunny]

@rkhussain these are no doubt the most creative and fun videos we do, and for that reason they'll always be enjoyable especially since theres so many characters we have yet to do. thanks so much :)

[WoWPlayer212]

2:30 is TOO funny!

[BizarrelyFunny]

@WoWPlayer212 thanks heh :D

[DashieXP]

"can you call a doctor? a German Shepard bit my left leg" who thinks of that :D

[BizarrelyFunny]

@DashieXP LOL. we found this site with a bunch of funny spanish lines, i wanted to use this one about a crossdresser but anthony denied me

[DRKAugumon]

" man gives orange" -incinerate- " here is you smooooothie all nice and charred

[BizarrelyFunny]

@DRKAugumon cooking with scorpion, i cant wait :)

[loopylilly14]

haha XD the subtitles are an epic win!

[BizarrelyFunny]

@loopylilly14 :) thanks