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  • Similar shit:

    watch?v=C6QEZ_QZprM

  • This is one of my favorite Minecraft videos EVER.

  • this is so fantastic, please do more

  • I'm am literally cracking up so much alone at this right now xDDD

  • HELLLO, JUUUUUUUUDD

  • Fix the download link for the love of god

  • May I please have the audio for this so I can make "nothing to report today, judd" my text ringtone?

  • Fucking best minecraft video I've seen on Youtube.

  • LOL

  • Sounds a bit like Dr. Rockso.

  • How to download it:

    Go to the link in the description.

    Click the link from that link.

    Remove the slash from the end.

    Thumbs up.

  • @tjb0607 thumbs down. dont work

  • @bloodsuckern not any more :/ it used to

  • DOWNLOAD LINK NEEDS TO WORK!

  • Fuck, that's some funny shit.

  • Nothin' to report today Judd!

    Thank you birds-

    Nothin' to report today judd!

    Yes, Than-

    Nothin' to report today Judd!

    oh-

    cracks me up

  • XDD Awesome!

  • chirp

  • The download link is broken! Fix plz? D:

  • What da fuck?

  • The last 'NOTHING TO REPORT TODAY JUDD!' with the slightly lower pitch just fucked me up... so god damn funny.

    Judd, make a 15 minute to 2.5 hour video of you playing with commentary and all your modifications.... i'd fucking buy that shit on itunes

  • i want a copy of that sound file

  • This is the funniest shit to find in the middle of night. God damn "NOTHING TO REPORT TODAY JUDD" caught me off guard so hard, and then 2 more times. Shit.

  • That'll never get OLD or anything.

  • who the fuck is judd

  • That's so terrible, but I can't stop laughing

  • Those ducks sound like they want some C-C-C-COCCAINNNNNEEEEEE

  • BERR BERR BERR HELLO JUDD/JOHN!!!

  • 1. Make big ass room with no exit. 2. Put in birds. 3. Wait. 4. Take eggs. 5. Throw eggs at ceiling. 6. Wait. 7. Take eggs and through at ceiling again. 8. Do this over 9000 times. 9. ??? 10. HELLO JUUUUUUUUUD 8. PROFIT!
  • how did you do that, every time I log back in it replaces the sound files with the originals

  • Nothing to report today Judd!

  • What do they say when you hit them?

  • Does anyone else notice that the birds sound like the clown on Metalocalypse??

  • @crazywarriorman I DO COCAINE!

  • LMFAO!

  • Thumbs up this if you realize they are saying JUDD and not JOHN

  • @darkzealot89 Why would they be saying Judd?! WHO THE FUCK IS JUDD?!

  • @calrogman Maybe the dude speaking? Just an idea.

  • @saladasalad According to my calculations, the dude speaking is far more likely to be called John than Judd.

  • @calrogman

    According to my calculations a plurality of people on the planet are chinese, ergo, vis a vis, you are chinese.

  • @darkzealot89 I realized it but then went WTF because I've never meet or heard of someone with the name Judd.

  • @darkzealot89 That doesn't deserve thumbs up.  Stop seeking such shallow approval from internet strangers.

  • @darkzealot89 i thought it was supose to say judd xD

  • oh god

  • I love how that last bird gets all ragey with him.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    ..

    HAAAAAAAHAH.

    i love this so much

  • Amazingly awesome :D

  • Still makes me crack up.

  • NUTTIN TO REPORT TODAY JUU-OH

  • Kickass, haha

  • LOL

  • You should change them to the eye-birds from Frankenhole. WINK!

  • I want this as a download.

  • Just can't stop watching this!!... :D

  • LOLOL

  • I need to know how to do this xD

  • i got so existed after watching this I wanted to try it out, went and recorded all of the sounds I wanted put them in there place and relised minecraft loads new sounds every time :'(

  • Ducks = Chickens?

  • WE NEED A DOWNLOAD LINK!!

  • Please keep being awesome!

  • You, my good sir, have just made me shit my pants out of laughter.

    You deserve my undying respect and love.

  • HELLOOO JUUUUUUUUD!

  • @ablaize NOTHIN' TO REPORT TODAY, JUUUUUUD

  • omfg :D

  • YOU ROCK :D

  • Holy shit, this is awesome

  • This made my day xD

  • I want this on my client soo bad! =D Any plans on putting up a download link?

  • more!! i want cows and pigs and zombies and creepers.. maybe creepers yell SURPRISE instead of sssssss

  • AWEEESOME!! Hellooo john!! Nothing to report today John! BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD

  • @Nbchezz judd..

  • How'd you edit this?

  • @pliskin100 Just replace the .wavs in the .jar file. it'll will automatically random pitch them ingame

  • NOTHING TO REPORT TODAY, JUDD!

  • What texture pack is this?

  • for the love of god make more!

  • Oh, god, I can only imagine the horror of approaching the surface while mining and hearing, "HELLOO, JOHNNN"

  • You MUST show us not-quite-as-technical people how to do this, in full detail! Totally awesome!

  • Please, oh please, make it so that when diamond, gold, or iron go into the lava it goes "DAMNIT!" instead of the regular burning sound.

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  • Haha, too awesome!

  • NOTHING TO REPORT TODAY lol so awesome

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  • LOL BIRD BIRD BIRD!

  • Hahaha, amazing.

  • That's hilarious. Please do more :-)

  • LOL

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