Barack Obama's Inaugural Address 2009 Unlikely Outtakes

[voovees]

We love Obama. We are so excited that he is President. We are so proud of the USA for electing a president with not only an African American heritage, but also someone of keen intellect and respect for science. We hope and have confidence that he will live up to the huge expectations that we collectively have for him. These jokes are supposed to poking fun at the hysterical media and the ignorant individuals who said that the world would end if he were elected.

[voovees]

The idea that Barack Obama will suddenly turn into Hitler or turn America into a predominantly muslim nation is ridiculous. It was those notions we were trying to ridicule. The whole point is the contrast between the dignity and eloquence of the President and the hysterical predictions and stereotypes portaited by FOX news and the media. Anyone remember the ridiculous phrase "Terrorist Fist Bump"?

[voovees]

We also tried to refer to our hope that he won't be like Bush or Clinton. The jokes are almost good. We'll do better in the future. Some of the test audience we tried them on (who are as keen on Oabama as we are) laughed a lot. We really will do a lot better though.

[albatrizzle]

not funny in the slightest

[murbliss]

It amazes me with the condition that the country is in we have "americans" that rather than try banning togeather would rather make divisive and uncreative jokes. thanks for doing your part to help america get back on her feet. communism at it best.