He is an A*** Hole. He abandoned his friend for when she needed him. He should feel guilty. If anything he should be donating money to battered wives refuge's and victims of crime.
kato! your the equivelent of a blonde female bimbo, you're what is known as a himbo! no talent, useless. your friend nicloe was butchered to death by that scumbag simpson, and you are nothing more than a parasite,scumbag opportunists.
@umbrellaeater Nicole told him he was being used by OJ....he was her freind not his,living in her house. O.J didnt like that so he said Kato could live with him in his mansion for free....kato knew he was being used but still dumped his freind nicole. At best u can call the man a leech!
@IamMina This guy is a total prick!! Joking around like this.......wasn't so forthcoming in the witness box! In america is this tit actually famous...? If so the U.S needs to check it's self!
Kato - you got it wrong - oj loves stabbing, he had the guns but just couldn't pull it off - if he wants you he'll be brining a knife - great video though - FUNNY
this guy is a cock smokin joke of a person .get the fuck outta here with this bullshit.you know people are so full of shit in our country that we call free .
...when is Kato going to stop making money off O.J.? Giv it a break.The amazing thing is if the majority of Kato's were wrong and the jury was right.Only God will Judge...
asswhole. too bad it wasn't you he got that night instead of nicole & ron. freeloading worthless peice of shit. also by the way, gotten any acting jobs lately? it's been 15 yrs and going since you've tried to get famous from the victims murders. looooooooser!!!!!
Hey Kato, we partied with you at the House of Blues in Hollywood at the 'Which One is Pink' show on Jan 10th, my bro bought you guys some Jaegermeister, "Rock on Freaky Bro"!
this shit head is worse than OJ.take some fame out of your ego taking personality ..god. he became a nobody at least. shame on you kato. and rot in hell with OJ
kato was portrayed pretty well in OJ's book, he always describes him as like a little dog, especially during the murder. im surprised he actually didn't kill kato, and charlie when he got into the rage.
What ever the reason for more than 2,007 years they have been willing to kill for it.
After 231 years, how many Americans do you think are willing to kill another American for their beliefs, well I'm not talking about those that push the people in front of them into the crowd then run and hide behind their mama's skirt. I'm talking about the guys that will end up dying for the Pro-war sideliners.
In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. Now that you have read this message, she will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night when you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
If you lived in the suburbs in Chicago. You do not give a shit about a Camel Jockey being bopped over the head for a lousy $20. or a tourist from San Bernardino, California getting robbed on the Magnificent Mile.
YAWN. National Lampoon probably gave this guy a free lunch and busfare to do this video. First of all, he doesn't even come close to the California "Surf's Up' demeanor of Kato Kaelin, also it's not funny at all, it's more irritating than anything. I couldn't even get through the whole thing. I hate bad so-called 'comedy'....
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Not ONLY IS THIS SHIT FAKE KATO HAS A VAGINA AND IS IN THE TOP GROUP! NOW NATIONAL LAMPOON ARE THE MASTERS TOO! AND THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS HAVE THE ENTIRE FILM OF Oj and Nicole! ITS DISGUSTING WHAT THESE MOTHER FUCKERS DO AND GET AWAY WITH AND THEN CONTINUE TO SLAM AND SLAM! TOUGH SHIT NOW!
how much did lampoon pay you to do this?? come on, you should of held onto your dignity rather than sell out for the little bit of cash they gave you for this pathetic video.
You explained too many of the jokes. It would have been better if you just said "Here's a bobblehead with pins in it" and showed it on camera. The explanations just killed it.
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i see he is still into the cocaine--- the haircut was a nice try-- but you are definitely still tweeked-- f-in stupid weird, yet amusing dumbass---hehehehehe
That was freaking awesome! Is that really Kato? If so, Kato you have balls! Big balls! Freaking great. The OJ Trilogy is better than anything Spilberg could write
Good luck Kato. That was great acting- you really reached deep down to the place that is actually worried. Cuz you know he is a KILLA!
You should sell that shit and buy yo-self a little gun. By the way, none of that junk is worth anything. Oh yeah thats the joke. except the signed ball. I 'll give you 100 bucks for it.
Kato you were dumb then but you are dummer now.!!! Grow up...In conclusion OJ is ahead of you.....so if I was you I would keep my mouth shut!! Besides the only reason why you even exist no matter what.....is because of OJ....otherwise who the hell where you before he introduced you to the world? Keep doing your porno! hahaha!
WOW, you really are a bad person, go get a job, without O.J. you would be nowhere, I don't even understand why eye for eye wants you on their show, you do nothing but annoy the hell out of everyone. stop trying to be..like.. funny, it doesn't work. O.J
WOW, you really are a bad person, go get a job, without O.J. you would be nowhere, I don't even understand why eye for eye wants you on their show, you do nothing but annoy the hell out of everyone. stop trying to be..like.. funny, it doesn't work. O.J
hahaha! Yep thats old Kato back again> wonder who he's living off now. Gotta give him kudos tho, cuz he heard the thup(bloody glove) smacking the guest house or OJ crashin into it in the dark! hehe! Hope OJ gets all he deserves LMAO
He is an A*** Hole. He abandoned his friend for when she needed him. He should feel guilty. If anything he should be donating money to battered wives refuge's and victims of crime.
MRSBABYCAKES22 6 months ago
Since he was a friend of Nicole before he met OJ, I think Kato is real garbage for finding humor in this whole mess.
hamzah938 6 months ago
What a piece of shit.
88jmct 9 months ago
guilty feelings carry on after the fact that was not funny.
candlesbyalexandria 10 months ago
Why does anyone pay any attention to this weasel? Cowardice in action. His survival mode is to suck up like any other parasite.
brownknight50 11 months ago
KATO LOOKS OLD AND CRAPPY, AND STILL MOOCHIE.
MOXWELLDIAMOND 1 year ago
Video is stupid, but blaming him somehow for murder is even funnier.
kemolowlow 1 year ago 2
Hey Kato!.....My man.....
TC
torchidman 1 year ago
kato! your the equivelent of a blonde female bimbo, you're what is known as a himbo! no talent, useless. your friend nicloe was butchered to death by that scumbag simpson, and you are nothing more than a parasite,scumbag opportunists.
mferg240 1 year ago 2
@thisismysn7373 So he is your uncle
MrSteve2 1 year ago
Funny but...Where were you when your friend Nicole needed you?
IamMina 2 years ago 3
@IamMina How in the hell was he supposed to save Nicole? I don't think OJ let him know what he was going to do
umbrellaeater 1 year ago
@umbrellaeater Nicole told him he was being used by OJ....he was her freind not his,living in her house. O.J didnt like that so he said Kato could live with him in his mansion for free....kato knew he was being used but still dumped his freind nicole. At best u can call the man a leech!
1THETRUTH10 8 months ago
@IamMina he was busy using a knife,when she needed him.little hands.
candlesbyalexandria 10 months ago
@IamMina This guy is a total prick!! Joking around like this.......wasn't so forthcoming in the witness box! In america is this tit actually famous...? If so the U.S needs to check it's self!
1THETRUTH10 8 months ago
This man was a opertunist ... on his own would be at a soup kitchen.
onstageagain 2 years ago 3
You are a total piece of GARBAGE KATO! U betrayed Nicole after she did so much for you. You have no morals or soul. I wish u a miserable life.
kimmy1225 2 years ago 3
Kato - you got it wrong - oj loves stabbing, he had the guns but just couldn't pull it off - if he wants you he'll be brining a knife - great video though - FUNNY
thesoapmaker1 2 years ago
my uncle is his brother i've met him before but that was when i was like 6 but he knows my parents his brother my uncle is funny as ever
thisismysn7373 2 years ago
Fuck kato and for sure Fuck O.J
sylmrgalindo 2 years ago 2
this guy is a cock smokin joke of a person .get the fuck outta here with this bullshit.you know people are so full of shit in our country that we call free .
LUCKY7189 2 years ago 3
kato is gay the truth is out
chillwill1970 2 years ago
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millseeiam 2 years ago
...when is Kato going to stop making money off O.J.? Giv it a break.The amazing thing is if the majority of Kato's were wrong and the jury was right.Only God will Judge...
chngdwrld 2 years ago
asswhole. too bad it wasn't you he got that night instead of nicole & ron. freeloading worthless peice of shit. also by the way, gotten any acting jobs lately? it's been 15 yrs and going since you've tried to get famous from the victims murders. looooooooser!!!!!
caligirl3000 2 years ago
Hey Kato, we partied with you at the House of Blues in Hollywood at the 'Which One is Pink' show on Jan 10th, my bro bought you guys some Jaegermeister, "Rock on Freaky Bro"!
HeadNtheClouds 3 years ago
I totally agree, he should start stealing Brad Pitt's movie roles! -What?- just show up and play dumb!
boozewalk 3 years ago
this is the bulter and if you look you will find that this is the one that did it allllllllllllllll
justiceisblind007 3 years ago
That thump Kato heard at the end of this clip was Fred Goldman with Dr. Phil-atio and Dog the Bounty Hunter fixing to seize the memorabilia.
roodeey 3 years ago
this is so fucking stupid
SeizureBassist 3 years ago
SORRY DID i not say your a dick and you SHAME nicole... rot in hell. One thing I support OJ in his trial. yet this is sick
leewinterson 3 years ago
this shit head is worse than OJ.take some fame out of your ego taking personality ..god. he became a nobody at least. shame on you kato. and rot in hell with OJ
leewinterson 3 years ago
Kato, I hear you are the new asst manager at WienerSchnitzel...
arcomn 3 years ago
you are the butler the butler the butler did it.
loveishere11 3 years ago
kato you look so fucking dumn go suck a dick fag
rashaud313 3 years ago
a nice man giving simpson's things back. :)
ROBERT9205 3 years ago
This is about as good as Kato's acting gets. It's also his last paying gig.
BarrelLifter 3 years ago
Not true! Check Kato out on our page. Valley Peaks Episode 9.
VP
ValleyPeaks 3 years ago
loser
savingvideos 3 years ago
You bitch you were not talking shit when your ass was lounging like a bum in that pool house you fucking loser. Get a life.
Lindseyadam 3 years ago
goddamn kato sucks
kato was portrayed pretty well in OJ's book, he always describes him as like a little dog, especially during the murder. im surprised he actually didn't kill kato, and charlie when he got into the rage.
Jokerice 3 years ago
you fail.
atlanticwindowwall 3 years ago
Excellent. At least as good as Kato's trip to Aspen to ski -- the day after the lifts closed.
tkwtkwtkw 4 years ago
Kato Kaelin will burn in hell for protecting Simpson on the stand. A talentless whore.
VirginiaPatriot 4 years ago
I agree. He is a talentless son of a whore!
rainerpierre 3 years ago
did nt he testify against him?
katscat25 3 years ago
Actually, no.
Jazzanswer 3 years ago
i just wish oj had killed u too
cbrhays 4 years ago
Got to agree with ya Kato, I would have kept the Cohiba too bro! LOL LOL
radiojim1023 4 years ago
kato=lifes looser!
yomamadontdanz 4 years ago
Kato still love ya.
Pamela
PamelaHeather 4 years ago
oh gosh. :O eh
jillyspice 4 years ago
hahahaha u gotta lock off the camera when u shoot with a green screen Kato.... lmfao didn't you have a talk show once... ridiculous
thebutterdogs 4 years ago
I assume most of you know the Garden of Eden is around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.
How much blood has been spilled in the Garden of Eden and why?
Is it religious belief?
Is it political opinion?
Is it racial?
gwbushisno2 4 years ago
What ever the reason for more than 2,007 years they have been willing to kill for it.
After 231 years, how many Americans do you think are willing to kill another American for their beliefs, well I'm not talking about those that push the people in front of them into the crowd then run and hide behind their mama's skirt. I'm talking about the guys that will end up dying for the Pro-war sideliners.
gwbushisno2 4 years ago
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jcimhb 4 years ago
Two people brutally murdered and its all a big joke. No wonder people from other lands have such a low opinion of us.
mrwinfidel 4 years ago
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That Piece of Shit g. w. bush is responsible for 1 million murders in Iraq and not one white person seems to care.
gwbushisno2 4 years ago
If you lived in the suburbs in Chicago. You do not give a shit about a Camel Jockey being bopped over the head for a lousy $20. or a tourist from San Bernardino, California getting robbed on the Magnificent Mile.
frankd1965 4 years ago
kato may be an unemployed loser, but at least he didn't butcher two people and commit armed robbery. OJ's not worthy of food for pigs.
elperropatron 4 years ago
you get a job yet?
king45 4 years ago
funny! Be Real!
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yohi00 4 years ago
L-E-E-C-H
wh31966 4 years ago
I love this video
acrandy2002 4 years ago
I wish someone would actually do to him what he's begging O.J. not to do.
HaneulMoon 4 years ago
YAWN. National Lampoon probably gave this guy a free lunch and busfare to do this video. First of all, he doesn't even come close to the California "Surf's Up' demeanor of Kato Kaelin, also it's not funny at all, it's more irritating than anything. I couldn't even get through the whole thing. I hate bad so-called 'comedy'....
SylviaSweet 4 years ago
What a shameless parasite this guy is!
UPGRAYEDDD 4 years ago
As unfunny as unfunny gets...
Minero61 4 years ago
hello
wowkid007 4 years ago
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Not ONLY IS THIS SHIT FAKE KATO HAS A VAGINA AND IS IN THE TOP GROUP! NOW NATIONAL LAMPOON ARE THE MASTERS TOO! AND THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS HAVE THE ENTIRE FILM OF Oj and Nicole! ITS DISGUSTING WHAT THESE MOTHER FUCKERS DO AND GET AWAY WITH AND THEN CONTINUE TO SLAM AND SLAM! TOUGH SHIT NOW!
JoanneChristie 4 years ago
how much did lampoon pay you to do this?? come on, you should of held onto your dignity rather than sell out for the little bit of cash they gave you for this pathetic video.
mblasko 4 years ago
Give it up, your 15 minutes expired long ago.
How pathetic are you?
Get a real job, you silly, stupid, ignorant juvenile.
johninves 4 years ago
lame
baabaabooey1 4 years ago
kato! get a real job already...
leftwingwacko 4 years ago
yeah see what kind attention you can get out of this new trial..........the video was not in the least funny.
joeyboots 4 years ago
FAKE!
sixdim 4 years ago
he looks old as crap
zoopu 4 years ago
You explained too many of the jokes. It would have been better if you just said "Here's a bobblehead with pins in it" and showed it on camera. The explanations just killed it.
shadowolflash 4 years ago
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JerseyGal1015 4 years ago
there's 2:13 I'll never get back...
TubeSurfer54 4 years ago
what a looser !!! bigger looser than OJ himself !!
bugeyev8 4 years ago
Wow
This is actually quite fun
He looks really worried that OJ's gonna kill him!
JoeChrisMorris 4 years ago 2
i see he is still into the cocaine--- the haircut was a nice try-- but you are definitely still tweeked-- f-in stupid weird, yet amusing dumbass---hehehehehe
ozs2lbs 4 years ago
that shit is f-in funnnnnny--- ahahahaha-hehehehehehe
ozs2lbs 4 years ago 3
That was freaking awesome! Is that really Kato? If so, Kato you have balls! Big balls! Freaking great. The OJ Trilogy is better than anything Spilberg could write
GeeDub1954 4 years ago 3
hahaha freaking hilarious
rara71 4 years ago 2
Good luck Kato. That was great acting- you really reached deep down to the place that is actually worried. Cuz you know he is a KILLA!
You should sell that shit and buy yo-self a little gun. By the way, none of that junk is worth anything. Oh yeah thats the joke. except the signed ball. I 'll give you 100 bucks for it.
Iammadashell 4 years ago
that was AWESOME!!!
go1dengod 4 years ago
Kato you were dumb then but you are dummer now.!!! Grow up...In conclusion OJ is ahead of you.....so if I was you I would keep my mouth shut!! Besides the only reason why you even exist no matter what.....is because of OJ....otherwise who the hell where you before he introduced you to the world? Keep doing your porno! hahaha!
KamilaKay 4 years ago
my god what an idiot
how pathetic
isn't he a porn actor now?
dana7298 4 years ago
stupid ass fag!!!
ROJ359 4 years ago
Funny shit!!
deborahsman 4 years ago
WOW, you really are a bad person, go get a job, without O.J. you would be nowhere, I don't even understand why eye for eye wants you on their show, you do nothing but annoy the hell out of everyone. stop trying to be..like.. funny, it doesn't work. O.J
sundaycrap 4 years ago
WOW, you really are a bad person, go get a job, without O.J. you would be nowhere, I don't even understand why eye for eye wants you on their show, you do nothing but annoy the hell out of everyone. stop trying to be..like.. funny, it doesn't work. O.J
sundaycrap 4 years ago
Not funny, and why was he floating towards the camera at the beginning?
haglundt 4 years ago
How the hell did they manage to get a hold of Kato?!
MBRHIndustries 4 years ago 2
Fucking stupid, Kato please get a fucking job !
erikinhawaii 4 years ago
oooooooo OJ is gonna kill you!!!! you betta run!! LOL good job i love it!
Kagura939 4 years ago 2
Goober
Businessguy43 4 years ago
great video! this is funny as hell! i made a funny oj tape too, but this tops it lol 5 stars
dawgsays 4 years ago
SHAGGY!
phetusman 4 years ago
Without O.J., where would Kato be now?
Probably at the mall selling women's shoes and smelling feet. He's had a long 15 minutes!
LongIslandEddie 4 years ago
STUPID!!
FREE OJ!!!!
jsaw200 4 years ago
such cute guy ... damn
webstud30 4 years ago
kato made me fart a shit
rickyterror 4 years ago
Lordy lordy Kato what happened to your stint on TV with the Judge?? ROF Keep em coming.
simply4fun2 4 years ago
wow... that is the real kato, isn't it??
Still out of work, are you?
LeorgeWBelch 4 years ago
ROFL !! You need to do a longer one Kato. OMG, that was so funny, but too short.
amylou1238 4 years ago 2
laughing here, great post!
lookhearsee 4 years ago
CAN YOU AUTOGRAPH A FEW ITEMS KATO??
orangepapers 4 years ago
Keep on stealing that shit, Kato! We'll protect you!
destructobox 4 years ago
what's the story on the coke bottle?
toofreakzilla 4 years ago
Don't kall it a komeback!
aaronconte 4 years ago
You should have had him return the other glove or something. Sheesh, so many missed opportunities to really push this video over the top.
azh01e 4 years ago
More Kato please.
mastergunner99 4 years ago 2
I guess hes as bad an actor now as he was then... 12 years later and he still is an "out of work actor" lol. At least he looks good.
Boobalopbop 4 years ago
hahaha! Yep thats old Kato back again> wonder who he's living off now. Gotta give him kudos tho, cuz he heard the thup(bloody glove) smacking the guest house or OJ crashin into it in the dark! hehe! Hope OJ gets all he deserves LMAO
spookynshadow 4 years ago
Is that really Kato? Freakie~
DawndeeDALLAS 4 years ago