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  • damn, this video is old. is it just me or does this guy not only sound like the arbitor (from arby n the chief), but also kinda act like him? i'm 16 and i collect old unopened deadpool action figures that i plan on keeping unopened for a long time, i hope that isn't a problem.

  • Chris Chan has already started to drink, but he still can't get a girlfriend because he smells like a sewer. I think showering is the most important adult habit that he has to adopt.

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  • @squibble2 You're not completely addicted, nor are you uninterested in anything else other than china or some fucking walking rodent.

  • @squibble2

    no problem, just so long as you're not a sonicfag

  • @devincyb does he even watch other peoples videos anymore?

  • obviously he didn't listen, he probably thought you were a troll.

  • @halodystroyer44 i bet you 5,000 dollars he didnt even watch it

  • Great video, it's very inspirational and actually gave ME some advice! But actually, the Bible says to stay away from all appearances of evil (a.k.a- drinking, smoking, tobacco, pornography ect.)

  • Telling a guy with mental problems to drink and smoke has to be some of the most ansinine and dangerous advice I've heard in a while.

    Remember that Chris is delusional, misogynistic, racist, autistic and more. Telling him to drink in social situations is just like throwing a match on gasoline. He'll either hurt someone (most likely a woman) or get hurt.

    Seriously. You've just given him some god awful advice.

  • This doesn't cover Chris's racism, misogynistic behavior, his semen drinking habits, sexually dysfunctional behavior, and a whole lot more.

    The fact is: Chis is a huge asshole. He's just a vile human being, and I strongly suspect he will be guilty of a sex crime at some point.

  • I"m mailing this to Chris...

    I'm glad someone else actually feels pity toward this guy and not just blind hatred.

  • @ ChurchofCWCinanity dude WTF how can u love a guy who refuses to take responsabilaty

  • Anon shows mercy in the face of a shitstorm - NEWS FLASH!

  • Soundwave's voice would have been better

  • This vid will fall on deaf ears since Chris has such an insane ego and skewed perspective of self. This video doesn't even touch on Chris's misogynist behavior either. Chris is almost beyond help because he refuses to grow up and move on from High School. Let him be so he can die angry and alone. In the meantime, we can all troll him for laughs.

  • @Anomaly188 High school? He hasn't changed since 3rd grade!

  • i couldn't have said it better myself.

    it's only the truth sometimes the truth hurt, growing up comes with it's own pains but the gains made by growing as a person and becoming a functional adult far out way that pain.

    i wish i could feel sorry for him but the more i've seen of him and read about him my empathy is hard put to maintain any sort of compassion.

    he has never been pushed y his parents or other's to change until the trolls noticed him, even then he hasn't changed.

  • You know... much as CWC is a manchild, I don't think changing his (admittedly childish) hobbies will actually help.

    What CWC needs to do at the bare minimum is learn to control his temper and his ego, and learn some basic skills.

    Just getting rid of his ponies will leave you with the same nutty delusional CWC you started with, just sans ponies. Not THAT much of an improvement.

    Frankly though, CWC needs professional help. He's way to far gone for any bootstrap related stuff.

  • Also, I don't think it's a good idea to use speechprograms for making a video. Just talk yourself.

  • Fucking BRAVO.

    It's breaking my heart to know that more than a year has gone by and Chris has not heeded this sound advice :'(

  • While I do agree with the for him to stop acting the way he does and just be normal.

    I don't entially approve of someone changing themself for a girl.

    I know tons of girls who play video games regularly and bring up bosses and stuff.

    But as for the rest, I do agree with that.

  • He can't be normal. It' not where his mind is. Simple as that. Ihave Autism and if someone told me to abandom my original comic idea and get normal interests like cars and clubs, than I would tell them to go fuck an orangutan.

    The fact is that his isnt original, however he sees it as original because he's deluded and in denial. He has to come out of denial and see Sonichu for what it REALLY is before he can even begin to move forward.

  • Stephen Hawkings knows CWC?

  • Neutral and very honest, to the point and all true. I like this actually.

  • oh shit watch out microsoft sam is pissed

  • At the least, he needs a Sonichu finale, fast. Or a decent bookend for the series. Just speaking in terms of my fan-fiction writing, I can tell you that you don't just "quit" a long-term project like that. Maybe if he had someone to bounce ideas off of, he could come up with a decent end to the series and then go from there. Something to get him off the whole Sonichu craze conclusively.

  • I profoundly agree. Much better for him to finish the series than just quit. If he's a writer and an artist than he should either learn to do it properly or recognise that its never going to be anything more than a hobby and thus get a normal job. But theres no chance of that as long as he stays in denial.

  • Im an athiest, but damn that verse is bad ass!

  • RIGHT ON :3

  • Following sociaty it´s more easy than following the heart

  • That was kind of touching.... Well,hopefully Chris sees this snaps out of this Sonichu shit.

  • i think only people chris would listen to are pretty girls his parents and himself

  • I have it on some authority that he won't listen to his parents unless they threaten his Internet. Whether they have to specifically threaten to cut it down is unknown.

  • Sounds like Waluigi from beatblox's blooper series Waluigi's 3d Adventures.

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  • I have a Gordon Freeman medallion

    but he won't listen, give up

  • Ya but dude. Gordan Freeman is the shit. I mean he kills aliens for a living!

  • People have been trying to reach Chris. I know its sad, but Chris won't listen to anyone but himself.

  • I desperately hope CWC recieves this message and at the very least considers what it speaks and stops "recycling" his own seed. But probably not... :(

  • he should keep recycling

  • Oh, and the smoking bit.

    Smokings just retarded, period, so encouraging that I really don't recommend (But it's peoples choices, I just don't see the point)

  • @SOSHaruhi101 He wasn't encouraging the excessive use of it, like anon said, one cigar a week won't kill you. Furthermore, when discussing deeper things with girls they don't want to hear about that final boss or that difficult level because they'll think that that final boss or that difficult level is all you're really interested in. They'll think you're shallow. Girls don't like shallow boyfriends.

  • you can be wotever you want to be if you dont hurt others something i can learn though

  • Actually this is quite a intelligent video. 5 stars.

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  • truth.

  • It's the truth.

  • wow, its actualy inspiring that someone made this

  • TEH ARBITER

  • I can imagine the Arbiter saying this to Chris

  • ITS MICROSOFT MIKE SILLY

  • Thanks for this, Master Chief.

  • it's the arbitur you retard

  • microsoft sam is pretty smart really.

  • its good advice but I don't think he will listen to it :/

  • who knows but sooner or later he is going to realise what he is doing is hurting himself he cant keep making sonichu forever

  • Thank god someone said it!

  • MICROSOFT SAM

  • other then encouraging someone autistic to smoke or drink. This is all VERY good advice.

    let's hope he takes it.

  • u're a very kind individual. god bless you

  • i hope he sees it

  • cool story bro

  • that is all true...hell just get rid of the childish shit CW and grow up..we all had to do it and its hard but damn man dont be a leech on society grow up and do something

  • Anon can be kind. Whod've thought?

  • What if he did not blame anything, or even allude his ways to anything, if asked he just said because he likes it, AND what if he had no interest in girls at all, but just kept to himself in his own home, doing the things he does? What would happen then? Would this be harmful? If he was happy the way he was without blame to anything or allusions or reasons for how he was? I don't see why he should need an excuse for how he is, if that is what he does, and he kept it to himself, who would he harm

  • Well, somebody had to say it.

  • This video has just said everything that I want to say to CWC, better than I ever could say it.

  • Whoa man, this was really different from the other messages to Christ.

    Anyway, it was a REALLY good message, I hope to god that he listens to this, and applies it on his life. His current lifestyle is just destroying him, and he blames it all on autism, because, as you said, he's afraid of growing up, he's afraid of enduring life.

    And know what? I think he KNOWS that, he just doesn't want to admit it.

    Well, I'm just re-stating what you said :B

  • Pokemon is the least of this guy's trouble. If you are playing a game of any kind with people your age, so what? But he has to play with children because he will not step up to the plate and do things with people his own age. He is an overgrown child with mental and emotional issues. Having autism is a really harsh card to be dealt. But he has done nothing to improve himself, remaining childish.

  • he has a crooked pickle, spooges on his sonichu medallion and wears women's underwear. i doubt anything could help him get girls or guys for that matter.

  • It's crooked?

    Thought it looked a little odd...

  • Good job, I hope Chris sees this...

  • trying to improve CWC is like trying to seal a bottomless well of lulz. why would you even try? leave this to anon and let teh lulz flow.

  • Hey, this guy seems like a Christian, he kinda has to try, especially with someone as childish as Chris Chan. This is where I can respect Christians in general, actually. Where most trolls would be trolls, he might actually fix the train wreck even slightly. (Don't get me wrong, I -love- trolling idiots.) But in Chris' case, hes not going to learn anything from trolls.

  • It's his mom's fault he's like that. She babies him and lets him live in the house without even trying to get a job. She's a fat worthless she-ogre.

  • Fucking yes, i hope Chris-chan has watched this!

  • Worthy message, but I doubt he'll listen to this.

  • I have Aspergers, but I'm not a defensive faggot like yourself.

  • Hello, Whine-One-One? Can you please send a Waaaaaaaambulance to YouTube for Mr. PearceNC? Thanks.

  • You obviously haven't seen how bad Chris Chan is. My friend who is 16 has Aspergers acts more mature than he does. Chris Chan really needs a turn a round if he wants to actually get anywhere..

  • OMG It's the ARBITER!

    lol nahhhhh

  • "Girls are not usually into cars, football, or POLITICS"?!?! I was really liking what this person had to say until I heard that part. I guess our feeble feminine brains can't process politcs. :-/ MUST.....MAKE....SAMMICH....

  • Why the fuck are you not in the kitchen?

  • I'm too busy squirtin' out babies! I gotta have SOMETHING to slice up and put ON the sammich, after all.

  • You're launching out infant popes?

  • Don't be an ass. He said usually. That doesn't mean all the fucking time.

  • "Usually" doesn't apply either, asstard.

  • Ha ha. My other car gets the girls.

  • The best thing that could happen to CWC is that his parents will die and he will be taken in by one of his many half siblings (on both sides) who would never let him continue his self indulgent, lazy life style of drawing heinous crossover comics.

  • Yeah, but then there would be no more lulz.

  • 2 months late. but damn....well said. i dont feel sorry for cwc. he is the master of his own destiny. its too bad that this falls on deaf ears.

  • If Christian (if hell froze over) managed to get married, or "find a boyfriend-free girl", it would not last long. You see, Chris is a jobless fucker, and all he does is stay at home, hate the Hecksbaux 360 and draw comics. You can't raise a family doing diddly shit all day.

  • I'm not going to lie and say his oddities aren't amusing on occasion, but certain people do take it too far.

    I'm glad you made this video, but I can pretty much guarantee Christain won't actually watch it, and even if he does by some miracle, he won't see it for what it is, and will most likely ignore the advice.

  • I smock half a pack a day because it makes the voices go away.

  • RATED M FOR HONEST CONTENT

  • Come on Chris U CAN DO IT! be normal!

  • Chris just makes me feel better about my own shortcomings and failures in life. He's the one person you tell yourself is out there, who will always have it worse than you. His blatant disregard for the feelings of women pale in comparison to mine, and I'm an admitted misogynist. As for him finding another mongoloid for hanky panky and getting his pickle wet, I just hope for mankind that one of them is sterile.

  • Chris has many issues. He needs to go on guided trips with other retards, make birdhouses with other retards shit like that. That way he'll find some drooling mongoloid that will allow him to call her his gf and perhaps even have some mongoloid sex. IF she lets him.

  • Chris-Chan should see this, honestly. This is a realistic approach to his stupid shit. He's pathetic.

  • I hope Chris-Chan never sees this and if he does, I hope he thinks this is a troll and ignores it AND eventually becomes an hero.

    That is my wet dream. Call me sick, twisted w/e moralfags, I don't give a shit.

  • YES

    I mean, he is so lulzy the way he is now, buuut at the same time he totally needs to hear this.

  • Thank you for making this video.

  • well, thats the objective i think, but really...Chris Chan is Ignorant, maybe he is Lonely, but he is quite ignorant and frankly..quite shallow and egotisitcal. Im not saying this to justify trolling him, but these are the main factors that trully keep him from what he wants, if he were to have an open mind. Much of this is his own fault, he may be autistic, but this isnt enough for him to fail the way he does, he is self aware of his society..so really, he's needs to drop his ego.

  • ANIMAL FAT DIED ;~;

  • LERN TO INTRANETS!!!!!11111oneoneoneQ

  • Anon, I love you. Thank you so much for speaking the truth. Although I really hope Chris will change his ways, part of me really doubts he will.

  • SRSLY Sonicgu need to die, he should get into cartoon classes and then try to be original

  • the sad thing is, i still believe CWC will find this as a troll attack v.v. Despite the well given advise.

  • Anon does have a soul. It just doesn't have a conscience.

  • Anon is anti-hero in a way, in other words.

  • For his own sake, I hope CWC hears the advice this video contains. Like everyone here has said, the whole CWC affair has been incredibly lulz-y, but the guy is just so pathetic you can't help but feel bad for him.

  • I really hope Christian sees this.

  • This was actually a pretty good video. I hope he'd take some of this advice to heart, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

  • who said anonymous doesn't forgive?

    for his own sake, I hope he actually does listen to this

    as lulzy as his story may be, you can't help but feel sorry for the guy :|

  • god bless anon

  • refrain from any manner of trolli CTRL-W

  • A fantastic video. You were straight and honest and respected him.

    I do find CWC an extreme oddity and an endless source of lulz.. but.. at the end of the day, I do pity and feel sorry for the guy

  • That was so beautiful...

  • Good video, man. If Chris would just tone down his Pokemon obsession (Pokemon itself isn't that bad, it's how much he's into it) stop drawing Sonichu, and stop being fucking weird in general, he probably could find a nice nerdy girl who's into video games too.

    Megan was a girl like that, and maybe if Chris-chan were a different kind of person (I truly believe all that "I don't want a boyfriend" stuff she went on about was because she wanted him to leave her alone), he could have had her.

  • it's funny how people talk about "megan" and chris as if we know them. i mean, we kind of do through all the damn videos and blogs and stuff... but it's just amusing... because they are real people. i wonder if megan has any idea what a major internet c-list celeb she's become. i think chris had a chance with her too (if he had been normaler..) but still. she probably should have done more to "get rid of him" instead of encouraging him by being "nice."

  • A bit moralfaggy, but good vid.

  • From one agnostic to you, kind Christian, good job. He really, really needs to walk away from his childhood if he wants all the things he desires from life. Otherwise, he's lost.

  • For god-sakes stop trying to be logical with chris-chan.  Do you Really think you can change 26 years of indoctrination in a eight minute video.

  • No, but he has to try. If not him, then who?

  • Check the CWCiki for Vivtheg's attempt. It's sad and painful. Poor girl spent 3 hours with him.

  • And then turned into a troll out of spite.

  • lol medallions

  • Lol.

  • Well said...

  • grats your smarter than a retard

  • I think his parents raised him to have a sense of self-entitlement after the original Sonic $1000 in merch prize contest, especially the "HIGH-FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC PART." It's too bad, really. And his father is racist and must have pushed that on Chris himself, noting the latest comic with Obama and the White House.

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