Dethklok - Laser Cannon Death Sentence

[swornTrypta]

favourites were always canadian death metal & swedish thrash so, Neuraxis, Kataklysm, Martyr, the haunted, witchery, the crown, at the gates.

[UnholyBurgerr]

Lux's theme song :D

[spidafeet]

when the fuck is dethalbulm 3!!!?

[RoyalScott1120]

@spidafeet "that is a good question"

[dark7element]

This is the best fucking name for a song ever

[darkwatchesvideos]

Behemoth, vader, aeon, meshuggah, Amon Amarth, job for a cowboy, (ok its grindcore, but whatever), FINNTROLL (viking metal ftw!) Immortal, death, cradle of filth, opeth (melodic death metal), Belphegor. I know half of those are traditional death metal but fuuuuuuuck you. @CottonCandy2000

[MetalinTheSky]

@darkwatchesvideos You fucking fail miserably, finntroll = folk, bathory is viking metal. Behemoth and Amon amarth are good, yes, Cradle of filth and job for a cowboy can suck my balls. Meshuggah, Immortal and death are good as well. But even considering job for a cowboy makes me sick and calling Finntroll viking metal.. pfft, pathetic brat.

[Weegrolol]

@MetalinTheSky im pretty sure Bathory pioneered black metal. look at Black Metal Satinica documentry

[darkwatchesvideos]

@MetalinTheSky cool

[AnonymousFawkes5]

@darkwatchesvideos You wanna play "Name metal bands to sound kvlt"? Fine, I'll play with you. Exodus, Kreator, Anal Cunt, Obituary, Mayhem, Venom, Darkthrone, Megadeth, Slayer, Metallica, Anthrax, Hammerfall, Helloween, Judas Priest, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, DIO, Iron Maiden, Cannibal Corpse, Death, Nile, Electric Wizard, Ahab, Deicide, Manowar, Accept, Motorhead, Ozzy Osbourne, Mr. Bungle, Gorgoroth, Bal Sagoth, Finntroll, Twisted Sister, Tenacious D, and fucking Rainbow. fuuuuuuck you, troll cunt

[Stuffinathor]

@AnonymousFawkes5 what's your point?

[AnonymousFawkes5]

@Stuffinathor I thought we were playing name metal bands to sound kvlt. Is that not what we were doing?

[Stuffinathor]

@AnonymousFawkes5 I think the fact that he wrote "@CottonCandy2000" would imply, that he was responding to someone.

[AnonymousFawkes5]

@Stuffinathor I always lose at this stuff. SHIIIIIIIT!!!! Oh well, I had fun playing. Good night everyone!

[spidafeet]

@AnonymousFawkes5 Mastodon?

[sk1972]

@AnonymousFawkes5 I wish chuck were still with us. good ol tampa bay death metal

was the shit. you forgot KING DIAMOND.

[horseridergal]

d-d-d-d-d-d-d-die! xD

[CandyCotton2000]

how many people here no more than 10 death metal bands excluding possesed cannibal corpse and dethklok.GO. answer my question.please

[anthomister2]

@CandyCotton2000 winds of plauge all shall perish kalmah behemoth within the ruins the faceless austrian death machine meshuggah lamb of god after the burial dimmu borgir wintersun keep of kalessin the black dahlia murder nevermore i just gave you my favorites lol

[anthomister2]

@anthomister2 gay the enter button had no effect :/

[anthomister2]

@CandyCotton2000 and cannibal corpse is gay anyways

[ScreammBloodyGore666]

@CandyCotton2000 sounds like a chanllenge and i know off the top of my head i can :D 1Death 2Morbid Angle 3Nocturnus 4Deicide 5Vader 6Decapitated 7Massacre 8Pestilence 9Morbid 10Cannabis Corpse (stoner death metal=P)

[MrSumbody69]

@CandyCotton2000 wait so we all have to know a bunch of death metal bands off the top of our heads to like dethklok, WTF ARE YOU THE DETHKLOK POLICE. go fuck yourself you self righteous asshole.

[RipAndCompromise]

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

[RabbCrosbie]

1:04

Best part. In any song. Ever.

[TheArbiter6695]

so...fucking...ANGRY!!!!!!!!!

[AVCSwampert132]

laser cannon hamburger time sentence

[RTOONS42]

good golly, I sure do hope the people living across the road like this.

What am I saying? They will learn to LOVE this song.

[PerceeP927]

good to listen to when taking a shit

[Sxrillez]

@PerceeP927

Yep. Taking a shit right now.

[babysealsareyummy]

@PerceeP927 The toilet waits with fear in his eyes......

[telenaification]

fuck i just jammed my finger trying to play this

[MolecularKangaroo]

HAMBURGER T-T-T-T-T-T-TIME!!!!

[avragehuman]

@MolecularKangaroo Great, now I can't sing it right. thanks.

[telenaification]

ddddie for dethklok

[Metalwilly1]

i must see these guys before i die!!

[lordfordy014]

season 4 coming to us this april, FUCK YEAH!

[avragehuman]

@lordfordy014 For real? :O

[lordfordy014]

@avragehuman yep

[Burnoutmumin]

is'nt he supposed to say''fire'' in the beginning of the song? cuz it really sounds like he says''die'' and in the episode wich this song is included in he says fire....

[madeofmetal1990]

@Burnoutmumin i hear he's saying fire and not die

[PriestOfFilm]

I found this song last week some time...

...

.... I've only just stop ejaculating O_O

AND NOW IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN I DON'T CARE!!!!!!

[STORMWARRIOR94]

fucking awesome...\,,/ DETHKLOK!!!

[MrProteus1]

My favorite Dethklock song. Laser cannon death sentence

[userdeletedheracount]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIE!!!

[userdeletedheracount]

DDDDDD DIE!!!



[astriatheman]

Deathklok rulz!!!! kill me now XD

[itunanswered123]

legal

[moosegrinder]

LASER. CANNON. DETH. SENTENCE. DDDDDDDDDDDDIE. Dethklok own your soul. And yours. And yours.

[xXxXmrkittyXxXx]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDIE!!!!!!!!! i love this song :3

[DeathMetalHacker1]

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win!

[NoHappyCampers]

im watching this on Friday the 13th \m/ JUST MAKES IT EVEN BETTER!

[SuperXiao]

Fly hard into the night

Strapped to a rocket Ignited

Last meal sits in your body

Gasoline Turpentine Gunpowder Glycerine

Last meal given to you

Genuflecting with a torch

Punishment outweighs the crime

Explode into the desert Sky

[kittykillerismyname]

Where's the goddamn snow button? Dx

[kungpao56]

Dethklok Is The Only Metal Band I Like. Just Becasue Of Toki & Murderface.

[filth69ify1]

when are these fuckers gonna make a new album. its been 4 years now and no word of another album. first album is awesome, second album is even more awesome. i can only imagine how awesome a next one would sound like.

[abaldkj]

@filth69ify1 Probably around the time that Season 4 starts.

[Tehgunknight]

@abaldkj april 15, 2012

[abaldkj]

@Tehgunknight So pretty soon. Because both of the Dethalbums were released around the time that the next season premiered.

[spidafeet]

@filth69ify1 reborn is seriously the sexiest dethklok song, I must hear full version!

[xPray3rx]

Jesus christ whos doing the drums

[ThisWorldWillBeMine]

@xPray3rx You just said it

[Iceozo1]

@xPray3rx Gene Hoglan from bands such as Death and Fear Factory.

[Pwnzjoomom]

@xPray3rx Pickles!

[ReadySteadyDrum]

surely the bass drum in this song isnt being played by a human?

[OfficialSexyShades]

@ReadySteadyDrum wait to you hear a quad base pedals...

[TheNickleChick]

@ReadySteadyDrum They refuse to use drum machines so i guess it is.

[klokateer933]

@ReadySteadyDrum Mr. gene hoglan does the drums for all dethklok music, and yes he is playing in this song =]

[legocharm123]

49 people can go suck balls

[ThisWorldWillBeMine]

Dethklok's "Sentenced to Burn"

[MercedesDriver2011]

Does anyone else picture DETHKLOK appearing out of the ball after it drops for New Year's and melting the faces of the people in Time's Square with this song? Happy New Year!

[ThisWorldWillBeMine]

@MercedesDriver2011 I was actually picturing it when I was watching the fireworks on TV. I just thought it'd be the most fitting thing in the universe XD

[xFoJCx]

@MercedesDriver2011 That'd be fucking awesome!

[admiralwolvrine]

@MercedesDriver2011 dethklok is going to be the end of days in december xD

[MrGlitchinthesystem]

My new years resolution?

Pick up a nuke from Wal-Mart

Fly above Haters, screaming

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE!!!­!!!

[4algaSUX]

HAPPY NEW YEAR STUPID DUMB ASSHOLES

[Tyrt8]

Its almost my BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *BOOM*

[kittykillerismyname]

There's a goddamn snow button xD

[brycebomb131]

@kittykillerismyname not anymore :(

[kittykillerismyname]

@brycebomb131 :(

[GrrAnnaSaur]

<3

[shotsniper009]

the music video for this song needs to happen for real. I mean we have all these terrorist and the U.S is now under martial law.

[nukeshroom116]

fuck yes



[MrElliottMaslow]

This song is on Guitar Hero 5!! This song Rocks!!

[bikefan101]

lol random sound at 0:54

[RonnieRambin]

this would of been bad ass in a Final Fantasy boss fight.

[RonnieRambin]

That is a real drummer! playing that god damn fast! must have a prime jack arm!.

[TheImmortalmetal]

@RonnieRambin HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA­HHA THHATS TOO FUNNY!!!!

[thyProphecy666]

And will @FearPovertyVideos and Kenmabie stop fucking arguring... this is Dethklok and I like Avenged Sevenfold and I am athiest. -_- I like Devourment but I also Like some rasta or even classical... stop the hate of music and just chill... Morons

[FearPovertyVideos]

@thyProphecy666 - I didn't argue with him I commented to something he said one time lol and he wrote me an essay xD And it didn't bother me I found his hypocritical attitude funny, especially his profile pic. ^_^

[thyProphecy666]

@FearPovertyVideos fair enough...

[kenmabie]

also this song was originally titled ... laser cannon hamburger time sentence ... get rid of your incorrect text bubble ... (the episode where dethklok are afraid of their own death and they tell ofdensen to stop saying death and call death hamburger time)

[FearPovertyVideos]

@kenmabie - Cool story bro tell it again. I like dethklok and I like a7x. That's it and I won't argue :) good day now go outside and get some fresh air.

[kenmabie]

@FearPovertyVideos o wow another /b/tard on youtube... how predictable... 1.) dethklok isnt even a real group (brenden smalls even said the tours are like gorlliaz where they have real musicians but no real members of the group) and 2.) a7x is a shit christ core band ... enjoy your shit music that has bible messages through it... (cause as any intelligent person kows the bible is nothign but lies made up by cattle sacrificing primatives who couldnt expalin thunder)

[kenmabie]

@FearPovertyVideos now go eat a donkey cock you limp dicked faggot

[kenmabie]

@FearPovertyVideos nothing but faggoty runescape videos ... and you want to try to tell me to go get fresh air? hows it feel to be 40 years old living in your fat mamas basement playing runescape ? lol come at me /b/ro

[FearPovertyVideos]

@kenmabie - I just came back and read your comment you made me laugh xD. I'm not gonna argue with ya bro ur nuts. And btw you made me laugh because I don't care or read most of your comments xD, I saw you call me 40 and then I looked at your profile picture xD!. And I have a belt that says come at me bro :D. But yah, good day sir ^_^

[perfectdarkzero01]

Gotta love the fucking name.

[telecinesi098]

drum machine yea?

[kenmabie]

@telecinesi098 no its gene hoglan the drummer of fear factory

[cartmammainia]

:hellsyeah:

[Tehgunknight]

Some guy said he tried to play the drums on this song, but eventually he took a shit on his pants No joke he said

[Tehgunknight]

Fuck my netgear, it freezes every video i watch when it disconnects...

[kenmabie]

@Tehgunknight who gives a shit ... no one here so shut the fuck up

[opa435]

Music is Subjective. Everyone shut up.

[ghostriderx101]

Gene Fucking Hoglan.

[krebskopf]

I try to tap that kick with my fingers but one snapped

[SenganMaster]

The drummer brings me memories of Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan... I'm tearing now.

[gojirametallica]

@SenganMaster because this song obliterated him foREVer, fuck a7x

[SenganMaster]

@gojirametallica You obviously have terrible taste in music.

[gojirametallica]

@SenganMaster says the a7x fan, different music for different people as Dime says

[kenmabie]

@gojirametallica lol a7x ... fucking lame christcore jesus freak music disguised as death metal... fuck them lame ass fucking bible thumpers....

[bender5836]

@kenmabie what the hell are you talking about this is not religious music

[kenmabie]

@bender5836 no shit THIS ISNT did you even bother to read my comment and see where i said A7X (avenged seven fold... even the band name is from the bible its what god says will happen to anyone who kills cain) ... try reading better next time you stupid fuck

[jeffdrumswell]

vincent abbot is not THAT great, sure, he played for pantera, and pantera are gods, but vinnie just isnt that damn great!

[gojirametallica]

@jeffdrumswell shut your mouth he's great not gene hoglan great but great

[thyProphecy666]

I used to be able to play this but I took a drumstick to the knee....

[theVthatshouldnotbe]

Gene "AK-47" Holgan

[johnTardyMetallover7]

Nathan Explosion is hot. PETER STEELE RETURNS FROM THE GRAVE! He did not need to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-die. He lives in Nathan even tho his character was mostly derived from George of CC

[Baddack895]

God dammit

[SwordieBug]

M-M-M-M-M-M-MEOW

[ms0mami]

So FUCKING.....AW.....ESOME!!!!!!­! :D

[Evangelick]

Uf... que brutalidad de cancion, le falta no mas un video oficial!

[Fucktalking]

Me: "This is fucking fast" O___e

Brother:"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" XD

[edwin20096]

brendon should atleast keep writing ,it was all for a laugh but turned out to be REAL metal

[afterburner2012]

@edwin20096 i agree wit ya man but this is only 4 shits n giggles imagine if he actually tried...

[thedudeinthejacket]

48 people were killed on rockets by a laser shooting, walking stage :P

[alex0895]

48 dislikers?They must D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE!

[edwin20096]

@alex0895 hahahahaha shit man,thats good

[RicksMusic4]

@alex0895 please use the word hamburgertime when speaking to us

[popsicle589]

@alex0895 HUMBURGER TIME *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xinrus94]

Fuckin epic cereal-eating music

[chimpygamer]

@Xinrus94 Try chewing everytime a drum is hit

[Xinrus94]

@chimpygamer Challenge accepted...

[GregorThePlatypus]

D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE!

[thesoulthatburns]

Since these guys Hate us... We must mosh harder.

[PulseOfTonkpils]

DETHKLOK AT 2011 MAYHEM FESTIVAL!!

/watch?v=iCd-KFroMKs

[cerberusered]

@PulseOfTonkpils where is it ?



[Krissypoo508]

Listening to this song while I write my researched paper on the Deth Penalty? Win..

[brenttisepic2010]

nasty, just plain nasty

[dragonballdimebag4]

is vinnie paul playing drums in this song?

[SenganMaster]

@dragonballdimebag4 No William Murderface is.

[3DTyrant]

@SenganMaster no, he ment the actual drummer who does the songs for real, not from Metalocalypse

[SenganMaster]

@3DTyrant I was joking.

[DAMIONFREEMAN]

@dragonballdimebag4 lol i think vinnie or maybe lombardo are the only ones that would have a chance at this song without drum triggers

[Weegrolol]

@dragonballdimebag4 gene hoglan

[caulamasicoul]

@Weegrolol one of the best drummers of all time

[Killnumb]

@dragonballdimebag4 LOL vinnie paul can't play this speed

[kalvan5]

think about it people, this song is fucking intense, and never stops being intense

[JankySpanks]

Laser Cannon Hamburger Time Sentence

[joedalton155]

@JankySpanks Lol 42 thumps up for... this ? Funny

[00fury00]

well i listen to this song 15 times a day.. since sep 16th of 2009.

so over 60% of the views are mine.

[skullythebloger]

@00fury00 I listen to this 61 times an hour since sept 15 2009.

[georgejericho18]

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DIE!! \,,/

[Tehgunknight]

im a rocket, a roman candle, a fucking missile lol.

[thijsbults]

thumbs up if you first knew this song and then later found out it was on guitar hero

this is brutal to play on drums with guitar hero btw