Tuna Talk: Bar Etiquette 101...and i'm not wearing pants

[777DMT7777]

Im a lezy

[aprilittleone]

I'm not a sweaty dancer and I'd love to rub up against you. :) ;)

[monikaedith]

like anybody would want to rub up against you on the dance floor? Honey? Seriously?



[shawt793]

You arent the only one who is blind without your glasses. I am legally blind without my glasses in texas.

[HauntMeIDareYou]

i joke when i say this but here's my pick up line.... Can I pet your cat?

[deathbymessenger]

I'm femme(ish) and I buy girls drinks all the time, and pretty quickly. It's a good way to interact, so I disagree with you on that one, meh.

[KSAL25redscarf]

Yeah, the hair thing really bothers me! This is such an intimate thing to me, and almost everyone I know.

[minority4majority]

I dont know, how can you get angry for a girl that may be shy and says cute glasses? And I sweat when i dance, and when I have sex so what? Its natural. I dont think you should be so harsh. Im pretty shy but also cute and I think its not fair to criticize someone for their lame attempts to talk to you.

Give them a chance,

Kel

[viciousandchaotic]

may i buy YOU a drink? ;)

ur kitty is cuuuute

[niamhsnothere]

If you talk to someone and they follow...i don't want in your pants just because i excused myself when squeezing past you..

do a toilet etiquette one!! :)

[hurleysk8r777]

Last person without unlimited text?

Try being the last person WITHOUT text.

At all.

It totally bites.

[uberscully]

haha. personally, i think you look adorable in that shirt

[schneideat30]

you're so god damn cute!!!! if i was a girl I'd totally make out with you...but do you have a brother?

[ian0james3]

haha great video

[surfkroq1]

LOL you are NOT the last person on earth without unlimited texting.

[jangle116]

i like that shirt, i love that ur not wearing pants that was super cute. so i got a question is that the first time u werent wearing pants during a video?

[123jera]

not if there afraid:'( and wtf u should wear pants!!!

[WINDHAMMAN]

ya gotta chill a little bit I'm sure if a really hot girl compliments on your glasses your not going to complai -you have to be aware your in a BAR people are going to ask dumb questions etc expect it and it just seems the video author is more a miss manners type than going out and having a good time-too many rough edges girl maybe you should not go to bars if so many things get your feathers ruffled. Nice glasses by the way-oh sorry that ticks you off too.

[boobsmurphy]

a few years ago, i was at a gay club in pittsburgh with some friends (including a straight girl) and this guy hit on my friend: me: "why are you here if you're straight?" guy: "look around, what do you see?" me: "gay men" guy: "what else?" me: "lesbians" guy: "what else?" me: "umm.." guy: "fag hags" this guy came to the club to pick up fag hags because "there's no competition" how crazy is that? his gay roommate later told me "look at him, even i think he's gay." how lame is that!

[XJustAnotherOutcastX]

Omg! YOU ARE MY HERO!

I love you!!!

[evilpink78]

Nice, your shirt and boxers are color cordinated.... That's great!!!

ond completely agree with the pick up lines however.....

"Nice boots, wanna f*ck?" works every time!!!

[cheekyali]

Oh another one that bugs me is remember no is no and no amount of drink buying or giving me compliments is going to change that...

[gapgirl26]

How do shy woman talk to other girls? Some of us cant do it

[AskAJanything]

thanks! and i thought i was the only one!

[FutileObsession]

@AskAJanything i still dont have unlimited texts.. thats right, 3 years later

[AskAJanything]

bold femmes are hot!

[photodreamer85]

Hey love the boxers, and good topic of your video I've had people take my hat off in a bar and it totally pissed me off cause hat hair is not that good lookin.

[AskAJanything]

yeah, i agree, dont take the hat!

[TriRRRam]

well said!

[AniAnarki]

yay for lesbians with astigmatisms!

[AskAJanything]

yay!!!

[pinkcorsetfemme]

Amen sister! You totally nailed it!

[Yellowroses21]

haha, boxers, awesome. lame tho, because i really do think ur glasses are cute :/ lol

[AskAJanything]

awe thanks!

[boondoggler]

what about the penguing on the shirt. classic. i rock the penguin shirts as well.

[AskAJanything]

totally rockin the penguin shirt....i have a few...i love them...

[speaksofthesky]

I'm happy to see that I'm not the only young person whose eyesight is crappy. I'm dreading the day that the optometrist tells me I need bifocals.

Bad bar etiquette also includes telling two drunk girls about your PhD research. Yikes.

[AskAJanything]

haha...yeah well, I'm not that young , but thanks!

[jliveng1]

Somthing else thats really annoying at the bar is when a girl is sober and acts drunk because they think its cute

[AskAJanything]

oh I hate that so much!

[ataraxiavoluntaria]

I love all your videos, your really smart and funny... greetings from Peru :) and you DO look really nice without the glasses ;)

[AskAJanything]

hello Peru!!!

[AskAJanything]

boxers

[lemontart07]

Penguins! I spied penguins on the undergarmets...WOOT! I can now stop stalking you, I feel satiated to have seen you in your undies. *relaxes and sucks on a chocolate schmiggy*

[AskAJanything]

you are so right, penguins on the boxers....wow, you must of paused it!

[lemontart07]

paused AND lickes the screen!

[crazymariamlr]

lmfao youre so fucking funny

and you have no pants on...very cool

[Kejlina]

1. If you're a man, picking up women in a lesbian bar does not work as well as Penthouse articles would have you believe.

2. If you have a gray mullet, please find someone who isn't 30 years younger than you to flirt with.

3. I know I suck at playing pool, but that's no reason for you to be like "oh I'll show you how to do that properly" and then come up behind me and start touching my hips and stuff. This especially applies if you have a gray mullet and are at least 30 years older than me...

[TsarObezyanka]

Poor Kejlina hee hee. When I was 19 this guy in his mid forties came upto me and started talking about planes from the 40s o.O then he offered to get me a drink. I didn't want to refuse so I just ordred water from the tap.

Geez scary right lol.

[jennbear371]

ah well I have a year left to wait, but once I'm 18 I won't screw up I suppose though most of it is common sense though common sense seems to be lost to a lot of people now lol,thanks for the video now that I got to see it ^^

[Saffronfinch1]

Bar Etiquette 101

- Although it may be suitable for a Youtube Greeting, using the phrase "HEY LADIEEEEEEES" in a social establishment is a BIG NO NO..LOL

-Don't touch my hair, yes, a black persons hair is super awesome, please don't touch it...

P.S. When I tell you not to touch my hair please do not respond by telling me that I am too sensitive

[NewJeru973]

omg, you're butch? since when did butch women get urked so easily?

[AskAJanything]

since they're taking my glasses off my face!

[miggzy24]

wow! bad bar experiences, huh? you seem so mad! lol cheer up, charlie. bars are sooo overrated. i personally hate them.

[AskAJanything]

nah i just dont like when people take my glasses :)

[ButcLesb]

If you are a straight woman don't except a drink from a lesbian and then say thank you before snubbing them. You are in a gay bar the least you could do is tell the woman that you are straight so she doesn't waste her money or time trying to pick you up.

[sakurasky]

Ouch. :(

Yeah, that sucks.

[ellenrox1986]

loving the shirt, have one very similar, i always knew i had great taste. :)

[sakurasky]

People take your glasses off? A friend, ok, but a stranger? That's as creepy as someone running their fingers thru your hair, which has happened to me. I have 2 other things to add:

- Remembering a person's name you've just met: Good. Slipping it into the convo every 5 seconds: Just CREEPY, ok?

- If you happen to be older, belittling my age is not an effective 'cutesy' way to hit on me.

I love how you reiterate you're not wearing pants so seriously & matter-of-factly, like the weather. LOL :)

[exzentriker420]

oh and i like your shirt

[AskAJanything]

thanks I like my shirt too ;)

[exzentriker420]

Totally agree...I fucking hate people talking off my glasses and start putting em on...ugh.

Oh and one thing i hate at bars, are the girls that are 2 drunk to talk yet are still trying to hit you and other people.

RULE: If you can barely walk and I'm not as drunk as you, don't try....sober up first, cuz if you don't it maybe annoying and you might look like a fool!

[TsarObezyanka]

So so true, omg reminds me of my friend who went out to our local night club, he is a crap dancer and yet he thought he was great cause these girls where pretending to say how great a dancer he was and my pal kept buying these girls drinks until he was broke and they moved on. He spent $600 on these girls for the night. A lesson most learned lmao.

[evilkate666]

NICE BOXERS.....WOOOO HOOO!!

[AskAJanything]

thanks

[pinkcorsetfemme]

My number one pet peeve at the bar is people staring at my chest when they are talking to me. Yes I have boobs, and yes I like cleavage. But my mouth is not in the middle of my chest, so please quit staring down there! That is such a deal breaker and will definitely NOT get you my number, no matter how hot you are.

[sakurasky]

This silly contradiction that you're expressing right here has been made fun of in comedy clubs for a long long time. Not to be mean, but it's true. I'm sure deep down you'd agree, that if it really bothered you that much, there's a pretty simple solution. Don't spread honey everywhere and expect to never attract flies. C'mon, that's silly. Just sayin'... from a fellow boobie-lovin' femme.

[AskAJanything]

maybe its late. maybe im slow....comedy clubs? huh?

[amybaina]

dont worry i dont get it either.

[sakurasky]

the cleavage-showing 'how dare you look at my boobs!' thing has been comedy fodder to the point of being cliche... usually from straight male comedians, but still. the point is, it's silly.