{APH}- The~Creepy~Guy~@t~W0rk

[AutoMixIsWhoIAm]

Whats scary is this is how it is at school

[greenwaves31]

Oh, geez. When Russia's Marukaite Chikyuu came up after that I totally loled! XD

[PolandOwnsMLPs1]

I'll go talk to Ivan! I'll go give him the snickers bar, and he'll thank me the day that he decides to finally kill everyone! ^.^

[Demyxsbabe2]

aaaawwww! I would be friends with Russia! X3

[TorisLorinaitisFan]

Poor Eduard! HE JUST WANTS TO GET AWAY FROM THE CREEPY IVAN!

[AyameNaruki]

Perfect ending to this video

(thank you for the candy..)

[AyameNaruki]

I'll talk to you, Russia!

[okamiindragonage2]

russia isnt fat hes just big boned

[skyjonez]

France: IT'S PERRRFECT!!!

[gaarafan10100]

I have a question in my friend is russa dose that mean I should give him chocolate? you know just be like

"hey man heres some chocolate dont kill me with a sawed off shotgun":)

[xxXIndigochicaXxx]

awwwww Russia looked so sad at that part :(

[InvasionofmyHeart]

And then we had the cold war. America should have given Russia more chocolate!

[hetaliafangirl112]

there are so many flip note for this with hetalia xDDDD *ROTFL*

[PolandOwnsMLPs1]

I couldn't stop laughing so hard... *still ROTFLMAO*

Russia, you ARE the creepy guy at work... *expecting kolling and possible tackle*

[AnimeIsMyLife666Q]

I'd be the creepy person.

[TheNinjagrl101]

I'd work with Russia!! XD LOL

[kunoichiofthenight]

I'm an ice cream lover also...dose that make me Canadian?

[lilylouise98]

omg..... this is me XD im like a girl creepy guy

[littlebassfisherman]

@lilylouise98 Want some candy? I mean, you can pick it out and everything... XD (Kidding, kidding)

[lilylouise98]

@littlebassfisherman lol

[hinata167]

I dont get what they mean by shapes but i agree that he's not fat my friends on the other hand ...

[aug325]

@hinata167 Hasn't your mother ever taught you it's rude to talk trash about people behind their backs? (plus this is the internet. anyone can see what you say.)

[hinata167]

@aug325 oh i was trying to say they thought he was fat when i said "my friends on the other hand" should have wrote "... think he's fat or just say it to get me annoyed" their not fat

[xxmarixxanimefreakxx]

i swear i love this XD



[LookAtMeDerp]

Russia's not creeoy, he's cute!

[msSit00]

I don't usually like these types of videos, but seriously, this one is awesome!!

[gerllsutcliff]

im the creepy person i actually had my gun on my hip and thanked my secretary for the bar of chocolate

[pzoomdg]

this was awesomely edited XD every part fit perfectly! ^J^

[xxmarixxanimefreakxx]

im the creepy person XD

[kittykatlove98]

im that scary person, im just not a guy

[XxHikariKyaaxX]

Estonia. xD

[FortTheMighty]

"W- wanna get the fuck out of the break room??"

So NOT Estonia-esque, and yet so perfect at the same time! xD

[Hinatachan121]

LOL! XD

[CacoPhonicA]

Russia isn't fat.

He's shapes XD

[RebeccaSaysYay]

HEY MARCUS, WANNA SNICKERS?! 8D

[Crystalp1456]

After I saw hetalia, I could not stop laughing in my history class!^_^ fail

[chg25425]

I actually turned on my lava lamp after watching this so I could see all the "shapes"... XD

[StripedNinjaMonkey]

Russia's orb ass?

[tfergy96]

Russia's not creepy, he's just misunderstood

[RebeccaSaysYay]

*darth vader gasp*

...

Thanks for the vodka.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD This is hilarious!

[BelarusXGrellXBassy]

(china cosplayer) *walks into office* sigh looks like russia snapped again =.=

[forgetxtruexlove]

@BelarusXGrellXBassy Go China :p Canada cosplayer.( Love yu holl)

[superman222ify]

Russia's not fat

he's shapes.

[SaziSkylion]

Why does Dane Cook's voice fit America so well? oAo

[awesomepachie11]

y is it russia :/

[AnimeAnimalGirl]

America: Here's a snickers. That's for you. Peanuts, Caramel, Put that in your mouth.

Me: O.O Penis, Caramel!!!! America, YOU ARE SO DIRTY!!!!!

I litterally thought that he said Penis instead of Peanuts XD

[imafraidofoldpeople]

..i need more snickers.

[ThePitbullMafia]

ohhh Russia can be the weird guy at my job...er...school, anyday!!!!!!

[AnimeAnimalGirl]

@ThePitbullMafia Yes Yes Yes!!!!! I would love that at my school1!!!

[ThePitbullMafia]

@AnimeAnimalGirl YAY i'm no the only one!!

[AnimeAnimalGirl]

@ThePitbullMafia SON TRUE!!!! NEH RUSSIA -KUN!!!! COME TO MY SCHOOL AND BE THE WIERD GUY!!!!

Russia: Ah? Da. As long as you become one with me ^J^

Me: OF COURSE I'LL BECOME WITH YOU!!!!

[ThePitbullMafia]

@AnimeAnimalGirl OMG you made me laugh like a maniac on the bus in front of everyone, now they're giving me weird looks!! and i'd become one with him too!!!

[AnimeAnimalGirl]

@ThePitbullMafia

Russia: Then become one with me ^J^

Me: I shall always be one with you Rusia-SAMA

[ThePitbullMafia]

@AnimeAnimalGirl ME TOO, ME TOO! I'LL BECOME ONE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEAAAAAASEEEEEE!!!!!!! i love you Russia-kun!!!

[AnimeAnimalGirl]

@ThePitbullMafia

Russia: *nods* Ok. You shall both become one with me. Hehehe

Me: *cuddles Russia* YAY!!!

[ThePitbullMafia]

@AnimeAnimalGirl ^cuddle's him aswell!"

[eowensful]

I literally had tears coming out of my eyes you did a great job putting the clips together

[DURPnuggets]

i have the strangest urge to buy a lava lamp now... o_o

[AGirlNamedChester]

Funny story...I just got a Russia Scarf. With pockets. I wonder...pen pocket anyone?

[COOKIEMARIANNE]

This video promises Baltic Breakdancing.

The movie gives us Baltic Ballet.

WELL I'M HAPPY <3

[RussiaOtaku1023]

This. made. my day

[blackkittenxful]

Go on the roof and break dance. LOL

[AkatsukiLuver88]

This... this is perfect.

[ladyknights104]

LOL America as Dane Cook!

[CreatoroftheChibis]

Ohmygosh this is so perfect.

[sugarcookiezelda11]

Thanks for the candy......

[sugarcookiezelda11]

MOVE THE MACHINE PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!

[igaomon]

America told Russia to put that in his mouth.

[StripedNinjaMonkey]

Canada, Why did you buy so many pens for Cuba???

[EmoBarbieLawL]

France would be the one to say Russia's ass is perfect ;D

[littlemissyuki13]

If I lived with Russia, I'd be Concernicus too. ^^;

[lovelessvampyre]

@littlemissyuki13 Lol if I lived with Russia I'd be like: ~gasp~ Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees >w<

[xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

"Hey, you guys wanna get the fuck outta the break room?"

Lol, Estonia's part killed me, which is ironic because Estonia's the only one 'balls' enough to walk out when Russia does come in, so...xDD

[Iisstaringatyou]

why is it that all the sawed off shotgun is americas gun and chainsaw???

[Kaydorable1]

what ep at 3:12?

[30MillanianRyuzuaki7]

Holy shit...the timing and characters were perfect!!! XD cool video

[rossiyabraginski]

The perfect ass.

Is it better than Spain's!? ;OOOO

In that case...

DAT ASS.

[wootwootderpyeah123]

 What pisode at 2:44 ?

[iKawaiiPanda13]

Estonia <3

[avaflava1]

1.) LOL!

2.) YAH!!!! THERE'S A MIKU COMMERCIAL IN THE SUGGESTIONS BOX :D NOW WE NEED A RIN ONE!!!

[pxnxd68]

Lithuania, Estonia and Latvia created accounts to dislike this, and then Ukraine did just for the hell of it and because it's true

[JoeyTheGirl33]

Russia is so cute. It's sad that he's a creepy social outcast.

[animeXtechnoXRWJ]

*gasp* thanks for the candy....

[ComradeIvanDa]

I love Estonia <3

[skywalkerchick]

*America cowering in his office*

*Russia comes bursting in with a blood-covered pipe*

...THANKS FOR THE VODKA.

[ninjagirlninjagirl]

WHAT THE HEtalia

[meluvcheese22]

Canada: PENS PENS PENS PENS!

[superstar10065]

THANKS FOR THE CANDY!!!

[Alliekatmeowmeow]

perfect timing!

[bluemokagrl12]

me: oh russia what a creeper you are.......

Russia: kolkolkolkolkolkolkol... etc.

me: I DIDNT MEAN IT!!

[LunaWing118]

LETS ALL GO BREAK CANCE ON THE ROOF!!!!!!!!!!!

[MisoSoupGP]

.............I WANNA BE THAT GUY o3o

[Shadows422]

This makes me want to go do this to some kid at school!

[Rocitboi12]

:D

England:Dude talking to creepy guy

Creepy Guy:Russia

other workers:Baltics,Germany,China and Japan

[shadowstar4u]

i love you for this.

*whispers* thanks for the candy.

[imshirotora]

"*gasp!* ...thanks for the candy"

2:50

flol

[KingMe4Life]

how did i know (without watching the, video) that russia was gonna be the creepy guy. I honestly think hes very nice and polite.

[SweetyGirlJG]

Thats the sound of growing up for Italy ^.^

[dontpokemepleez]

THANKS FOR THE CANDY.

[NightDazeBlaze]

France would want to see it

[Redyetz]

Russia is shapes...

[reci11]

THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!!! England's part was hilarious, but I love Estonia and Canada's part.

"Hey here's a Snickers. Peanuts, caramel, put that in your mouth. Enjoy that."

"Hey Marcus."

"Why am I talking in such a high voice? It makes no sense." England's sigh was classic.

[LunaWing118]

Hah Hah Hah

Good video

OMG ITS THAT GUY, THE CREEPY ONE!! XD

[KorlaWolf]

THANKS FOR THE CANDY...

[KawaiiLink]

xD OHMIFUCKINGGOD BWAHAHAHAHAHA~~~! *coughchokewheezedie*

THAT WAS SO PERFECT xD You could not have possibly chosen better clips for that. Seriously, that was just absolutely PERFECT. xD

[HozukamixSuigetsu]

dude, i laughed so hard i peed a little

mpstly at : 0:19 and 0:47 XDDD

[Kaname423]

I don't care much for Dane Cook but when it's put into something like this, it's hard to not see how funny this is XD

[girlover5678]

i like russa he funny but scary with the pick axe

[ipwnoaktrees]

HEY!

... thanks for the candy

lmao'd so hard xD

[KaitPOID]

i lol'd hardcore @ estonia "hey you guys wanna get the fuck outta the breakroom?" that was so perfect its not even funny.

[harrypottertacos123]

he comes into america's office and says...

Russia- thnx for the candy...

in a soft voice and then goes back to killing..

[Tobiozbestie]

OMFG I JUST DIED SO TRUE!

[littledevilgirlz]

thx for the candy......oh Russia!

[BlahBlahBlahful27]

LOL This. was. just. PERFECT XDDDD

[Rocitboi12]

I bet Ed from FMA has the same problem....only the creepy guy is Prussia and when HE snaps he brings a butcher knife....you better make friends with Prussia before he finally goes killing!right Germouser!?

Germouser:meh.

[loralunafantasy]

Did anyone else hear 'Penis. Caramel. put that in your mouth.'? O_O

Yeah, I know he said 'peanuts' but I swear it didn't sound like that the first time....

[SilentScream98]

@loralunafantasy ....

Wait.

It said peanuts?

D:

[kitkithidan]

America wins as Dane Cook

[hetaliarocks12]

MOVE THE MACHINE PLEASE!!!!!

[KanaKyo13]

Russia: *gasp then creepy whisper* Thanks for the candy.

Me: ..........uh no prob..

[Xxmasterlink09Xx]

Lol I knew it was going to be Ivan 8D

[russialuver]

T.T why russia........russia fan girls unite

[Left4Vegas]

Epic

[RewindTheHappiness]

Oh Hetalia, can be used anywhere! XD

[MrHaylo12]

England: Ohmigawd isn't that the guy from the other job?!

I shit my pants!! XDD

[emosasukelover222]

sad thing is... my dad is they guy with the pocket full of pens.... OMG! -runs to get him a snickers-

[emosasukelover222]

@emosasukelover222 the*

[Shadows422]

I love Estonia's part! Thumbs up if you do too!

[coolkittie32257]

Thanks for the candy. XD It still cracks me up.

[TsukiNaito1]

Why is Iggy talking with this high voice?!

[18dustyrose]

LOL the part when he bust throught office and is like uhhh... thats for the candy... Its funnier with Russia their to illustrate

[ramonesfan66]

okay guys. i want to know all of the episodes that show up in this video. please tell me! for the love of Russia (and we i know i love Hetalia's Russia~!) tell me which episodes!

[AngelButterflyLove]

i was laughin so frikin hard man!!!!!!!!!!MY BROTHER WAS LIKE STOP LAUGHING SO LOUD!I MAD EHIM WATCH THE VIDEO!*caps off*i showed him the part about the candybar and he just smiled and walked away,im like dont hate u know its funni!

[littlemissyuki13]

Russia's not fat... he's bigboned.

[iKawaiiNinja]

i love estonia =w=

[iwillkilluaftermynap]

Russia is SHAPES. He's an amoeba, he's always a different consistency, like a LAVA LAMP.

Russia is fricking shapes, man.

[JesusGirlz09]

That voice fits America so well!

[hpwolf123]

Don't give Russia a Snicker's...he only accepts vodka. Silly Alfred. X3

[polandXlithuania]

so flipping funny!!!!!

[auraticcharizard]

....This is so fitting its scary.

[ithoughtisawyoutry]

This video is an accurate summary of history.

World War I:

England- Bloody hell Russia is scary, I'm getting the eff away from him.

World War II:

*Russia joins Allies*

England- OH MY GOD is that the guy from the other WAR?! THAT'S THE GUY- THE SCARY GUY!!!

[JoeyTheGirl33]

@ithoughtisawyoutry *high-pitched voice*

[alexrussoisawesome]

@ithoughtisawyoutry Me:Yes Englad be afraid. Be very afraid.

[aug325]

@ithoughtisawyoutry Oh wow. Thanks for the information! To be completely honest, History is never my strongest subject. But if Hetalia says something I think is out of line, I look it up. (cuz the show can get real racist.)

[TsukiNaito1]

@aug325 The show isn't necessarily racist. It is a joke on stereotypes and it points out how utterly stupid they are... and teaches us more history than high school and we can't learn in history class anymore anyway b/c were too busy laughing. XD But the show isn't racist, it's just jokes. It actually kinda supports world peace. If it were racist I would have assasinated the writer already XD jk.

[aug325]

@TsukiNaito1 Really? Okay, if it was just sterotyped nations, I could understand that. But I've seen Hetalia cosplayers get real carried away. Not saying all fans are bad, but some actually go like: "Death to jews" and stuff while being either Germany or Prussia. The fact that they have most of Hetalia takes place DURING World War 2 is completely disrespectful to the soldiers who laid down their lives for their countries and the families that were victims of the Holocaust, and so on and so forth

[aug325]

@TsukiNaito1 Not to mention, the many pairings, paring wars over Countries. I always thought making nearly every nation a boy and yaoiing them up was weird. Which makes people giggle at politics all the time now a days. I'm not saying I hate Hetalia, I just don't like the fans who Hetaliaize everything. It's really annoying and insulting to my intelligence. I find most of the time I have to turn my brain off for half of jokes. I find that if I want intelligent satire, I go to the Cobert Report

[TsukiNaito1]

@aug325 Whawha? The fans who do that kinda stuff are just dumb racists and they insult the show. Like said, the show supports world peace, if you'll notice most of the countries are friends dispite their wars in the past, which is as it should be in real life. Don't let cosplyers change your idea about the show, they don't represent it, all their skits are purely fan-made. And Hetalia avoids the downer parts of history usually, cause your not supposed to take it seriously.

[TsukiNaito1]

@aug325 And the WWII parts are silly stupid b/c WWII was just stupidity, I'm not saying the soldiers, they are to be honored, but the politicians and all who caused it were stupid, so Hetalia is accurate there. As for the Yaoi, it's tame, trust me, there's worst, most people who watch Hetalia like cute funny guy-love so it's cool. And there's no problem with Hetaliaizing everything . It's fun and if history is not your best subject you should try it, it might help you. CONT.

[TsukiNaito1]

@aug325 Try not to take life so seriously :)

On last thing(since we've both written novels to each other, it shouldn't matter :) ) If you have so many things against Hetalia, why did you make this awesome Hetalia video?

(since you can't hear my toe of voice I just want to make sure you know none of that was an attack or anything)

[aug325]

@TsukiNaito1 That's the point. I don't take Hetalia seriously, but I can also see what's wrong with it. I'm not really much of a fan of the yaoi jokes and dumb humor that comes from it, but when they parody history, like the revolutionary war, I think that was amazingly cool and have a fangasm when something historical happens. I've stated many times to my fans that I have a Love/Hate relationship with Hetalia. Because of this, I can chat with people who hate or love hetalia depending on my mood

[dotdedo]

@aug325 History was my favorite subject before Hetalia. xD

But I learned so much from Hetalia. xDD

My mom wonders where I learn or even care about weird little facts like the existence of Sealand. xDD

[mockingjaygirl929]

ah.......thanks for the candy

[ANIMAFAN7808]

pure genious. man props

[UniqueStatus014]

bahahah! I died when those sound effects came up! xDDD

[lunathetiger1]

3 people didn't talk to Marcus on Monday...

[Girlofmanyvoices]

XD I started laughing loudly when Russia's maru kaite chikyuu started playing at the end. This fit awesomely :D

[SakuraHime1995]

this perfectly fits!!!!!! topic wise and in sync!!!!

[BunpeiMiyabiShirato]

fucking perfect!

[KAROUxHIKARU]

Yes.... because you must become one with Russia, da? And when Russia finally snaps... (he didn't yet!?!?) he'll thank America for that Snickers bar. <3

[lee411911]

3 dislikes? I think I know who did that. ;)

[KoreaTheSleepGroper]

Lol Estonia, I'll go break dance on the roof with you!!

[HetaliaFangirlAru]

@KoreaTheSleepGroper I love your username :D

[LoviVargasIsMine]

He morphs in XDD priceless

(//-^)/

[YaoiMeUp]

Why? Jus like... L.O.L