Man vs Toddler

[TrgP123]

Yeah anyway let's just enjoy this funny video without reference to Hitler.

[TrgP123]

@cheezoncrack He used the Catholic church and Christian culture, even promoting certain aspects of it, to cement his power and influence, after that he Nazified the Church. "Love your enemies" was hardly a mantra of his, as Albert Speer describes "He had no real attachment to it."

[CarpeNotty]

this is my favorite video

[stp52x]

Good god...How will I live without this BS, should they come to censor the net? ...Well nvm...the internet will consist only of this BS should they come to censor it...

[mrjamespage]

he didn't get the algebra problem right...

[SuperRmck]

SO SHIT

[uberced]

Put the caterpillar on the mode where it sounds out the letters. Press A then S or F then K.

[computerwiz84]

Ok I got 2 things to say... why must I scroll down to the comments & always see people in a damn argument bringing up the Holocaust & religion & etc after watching THIS video!? WTF?!

Secondly... this video was ADORABLE!! XD hahaha She spilled the grape juice! Great work ya'll!! :D

[someuser905]

gay

[amazeroth]

LOL

[ABTechie]

You are such a man.

[Musicmorphed91]

@14yroldgeniusatheist If you were, in fact a genius, I feel as though you would know the difference between to and too. I'd also like to add that agnostic is where it's at! Now you may go cry to your mother so she can wipe your sniveling, little, pig nose because you've just been SERVED!

[TrgP123]

@14yroldgeniusatheist The holocaust you say? Just remind me what religion Hitler was again. Other than that a very funny comment and if you are trolling I applaud you.

[cheezoncrack]

@TrgP123 He was Christian lol

[14yroldgeniusatheist]

Alright faggots, I figured out the actual meaning of this video. The Man represents atheists and the toddler represents a religious person, here's why: Atheists are scientifically proven to be more intelligent than religious people, therefore better at math; religious people are ALWAYS starting wars and murdering people like in 9/11 and the Holocaust, which is why the toddler spills grape juice; atheists have been responsible for ALL scientific discovery so the man is faster at walking.

[vaendryl]

@14yroldgeniusatheist

isaac newton was a very religious man and spent most of his later life studying the bible.

einstein was a jew.

have fun being ignorant.

[14yroldgeniusatheist]

@vaendryl Einstein was a *non-observant* Jew. He was one of the pioneers of the Atheist Revolution, as important in his way as I am in bringing an end to religion.

Have fun being ignorant (and also too retarded too use capital letters).

[vaendryl]

@14yroldgeniusatheist

omg you are so funny.

sad, but also funny. like a kitten being crushed to death by an ugly asian woman with high heels. yeah, that describes you pretty well.

[AndThenPotatoes]

@14yroldgeniusatheist Not uh. 

[AndThenPotatoes]

@14yroldgeniusatheist Why should any of even listen to a 14 year old self proclaimed genius?

[SteroidsEd]

@14yroldgeniusatheist i really don't think they were going for a hidden meaning with this video, it's just a man vs. a toddler with an amusing song

[14yroldgeniusatheist]

@SteroidsEd My IQ is about 200 (check my channel). I often see things most people don't, no offence.

[morbitron6]

@14yroldgeniusatheist You are hands down one one of the dumbest pieces of shit on the planet. Find bridge, lop of unused penis, jump. Thanks.

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@14yroldgeniusatheist IQ is not a measure of intelligence... or at least it's not an accurate measure of inteligence.

[gabuuu93]

@14yroldgeniusatheist your comment made my day l0l

[n1zm0]

@14yroldgeniusatheist at the end of this statement you should've put, i know this, cause i'm religious.

[Gigatone00]

@14yroldgeniusatheist Wow that is a pretty unintelligent statement. There is no such underlying meaning within this video. Also, boy does it make you sound uneducated when you start with "Alright faggots". Good luck to you in your future endeavors!

[johnnyk427]

@14yroldgeniusatheist Thumbs up for the epic troll my friend! Also 'Alright faggots' is a great way to start a statement, I learned that in debate club.

[cheezoncrack]

@14yroldgeniusatheist Im atheist, and do realize, Atheism isn't bullet proof. Staling, Napoleon, Hirohito, were all atheist. You fucking dumb ass. Do some fucking research.

[cmitch419]

This made me laugh more than it should have.

[MrMozoM]

did not know nathan fillion had a son

[Sjukhundd]

1284 toddlers disliked this video

[stewie277]

@Sjukhundd 23166 men disliked your comment

[YGSOUL]

NO YOU GOTTA KEEP HER IN DA KITCHEN BRAH!

[bandwidth1974]

SHE'S COM PLETE LY IGNORANT

[makkathran]

@bandwidth1974 Cool bro, a quote!

[CuteFunnyVideo]

AHAHAHA

[wingsoffreedomtheif]

hopefully she can do some of these things now like diving and not spilling grape juice

[Xeiver7]

How did this not make the douche off? lol

[clemson3083]

Top Comment Disappointment

expectation: funny comments about Man vs Toddler

reality: bitching about education system and general public knowledge of algebra

[gurkis35]

@clemson3083 Rofl.

[cydonia21]

IQ tests are accurate as shit Mo-fugger!

[TFR2087]

>2012

>People thinking IQ tests are an accurate measure of intelligence

[SelkciPlum]

@TFR2087

>2012

>Thinking greentext works on youtube.

[1Philipfry]

I do not know what that was, but i am subscribing to your channel I love it!

[noorkamal100]

is that joes daughter??

[Alchemy510]

LMFAO, TWO YEARS LATER!.. and people are STILL arguing about the algebra, HUAHUHUAHUHUAHUE

[callumrocksyoursocks]

@Storminlikeelnino

[Brenneman7822]

what happens if you set the problem equal to 0 first...?

[91giant]

0:20 baby face!!!

[Timothymao]

is that a pimple or a dislike bar?

[Storminlikeelnino]

Can we all forget about the math and focus on how cute the toddler is instead? :D

[PJDuchesne]

The equation works because X is a negative number. There may be 12X on one side and 1X on the other but the +8 makes it work.

[surredneck66]

@PJDuchesne shut the fuck i just sat through 2 days of mid terms

[XxDfcJohnxX]

No point in this vid

[jesscheer828]

It's funny no need to criticise the math people....

[poppy12355]

ok so x is really just 1x, whatever x is its not going to be equal to 12x+8, the equation is mathematically incorrect

[divinesleeper]

@poppy12355 no, if you fill in -8/11 the equation works. This is really basic algebra.

[poppy12355]

the equation is impossible just leave it at that

[violetwolfgang]

you think she'd do great in the kitchen she is a girl after all

[ChristianSchock]

That was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.  I want my 48 seconds back.

[metalmilitia137]

@ChristianSchock thats precisely the point

[Spuunt]

is this supposed to be funny or stupid?

[DSpezia44]

Why us everyone doing the problem? He got -8/11

[tiffanya84]

48 seconds I can never get back....

[LuZZ364]

x = 12x + 8

x - 8 = 12x

-8 = 11x

-8/11 = x

[randomgirl254]

Probably my favorite baratsandbereta video

[vikmar4321]

x cannot equal something greater than itself such as 12x+8 or this will not be an equation thus it is mathematically incorrect.

[FadeToBlack181]

Problem : x = 12x+8

Solution : x = -8/11

You can't explain that.

[highfire666]

x = -8/11

BAM!

[theadcowwow123]

Ignorant toddler

[TheNosyGamer]

NO NO NO! WHERE DID THAT 11 COME FROM! AAAAARGH!

[IvianaTheSignPainter]

@TheNosyGamer Subtract the x.

[sneezlehose]

OK PEOPLE ANYBODY ARGUING OVER THE ALGEBRA: X=-8/11 MAN GOT IT RIGHT! M'KAY?

[cutekawaii1899]

LMFAO

[123therandomham]

round six:build a tower

seems sinple man should win this but..

toddler wins

man loses

this is a big suprise

[MattpOlk11]

Somebody teach that kid to do shit

[ChineseDude199]

I dont get why the math is wrong, bring eight over to the other side gives you negative 8 and x to the other isde and it gives you 12x-x, so right now is -8=12x-x, then you subtract x from 12x and its -8=11x then divide both sides by 11 to isolate x and you get -8/11=x idk what is the problem

[xxxAndrew69xxx]

OMG.. anyone here doing math on a youtube video in attempt to make themselves appear better in there shitty ass lives.. Go FUCK yourselves! Fucking trolling geeks.

[SoCalShotz]

12 doesnt equal 11

[Dragforce69]

@SoCalShotz except when you subtract x to both sides it does... then divide each side by 11, hes right

[chainsawmonk]

@SoCalShotz

so stupid...

x=12x+8

subtract 12 x on both sides

-11x=8

divide everything by -11

x=-(8/11)

your welcome

[1CONK1]

@SoCalShotz Wow. 12 doesn't equal 11? Someone's in for a Fields medal

[TheDeathlyNoob]

WOAH! WOAH! WOAH!

A man telling a female to get out of the kitchen?!?!?

What the FUCK is wrong with him? Hes no man!

Im sorry but the toddler wins, inexplicably, man loses all of his dignity

TODDLER WINS! :) 

[Alchemy510]

@TheDeathlyNoob virgin

[MehNameless]

All these comments about the basic elementary school level two-step algebra equation confirm that

1) People will do anything to get a little scrap of attention

2) The education system is thoroughly and helplessly broken

3) There is no more hope in society

[xianos707]

@MehNameless I couldn't agree with your comment more, LOL people are still trying to explain that algebra hurr look at me guis im smart

[chikiout]

@MehNameless; Who learns algebra in elementary school?

[XNickdaninjaX]

@chikiout Anyone who wasn't schooled in America.

[daveabittner]

@XNickdaninjaX Hey hey, not every school in America is absolutely shit. A lot of 'em are but not all of them.

[333Raina]

@chikiout homeschooled kids do.

[SupermarketsRevil]

@MehNameless

> There is no more hope in AMERICAN society.

FTFY.

[makkathran]

@MehNameless Shit, you got all of that from YouTube comments?

[cronon94]

first i thought the math was wrong, but that was because i thought the 11 was pi

[M4gg]

kickass man!

[ItsJustIggy]

Why don't people just plug it into a calculator?

[poppy12355]

@ItsJustIggy you cant put variables into a calculator:/ i wish we could though

[ItsJustIggy]

@poppy12355 No, I mean like plugging it in as in: x=12(-8/11)+8. You get -0.727273 which equals -8/11 :D

[chadmight]

wow where are all these christians at that are cool and fun to hang out with lol

[Maltrusion]

Funny video but DAMN that girl has a nice ass.

[JackMoranRain]

@Maltrusion Dude that's sick! she's a toddler.

[brooklynblackmore]

LOOOOOOOL

[MultiAwesomeman]

Pause at 0:40

Yeah, he likes that doesn't he?

[Craftman368]

Why is this so funny?!

[SuperSoundBreaker]

Awww that's so mean.........LOL

[Chrisman50]

x=12x+8=>

x-8=12x=>

-8=12x-x=>

-8=11x=>

-8/11=x

>2012

>failing the most basic algebra

youtube commenters confirmed for IQ 80 kiddies

[theLINOLEUMsoldier]

@Chrisman50 You may know math, but you sure worded yourself poorly.

[MrPeagy]

@Chrisman50 are you stupid, that's exactly what he wrote....

[Chrisman50]

@MrPeagy You must be stupid, because that is not exactly what he wrote, I elaborate a few of the steps so idiots like you could also understand it.

[ganggasharjianto]

@Chrisman50 why are you greentexting on youtube

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@Chrisman50 IQ doesn't measure intelligence...

[splitwheel]

@TheThreeHeadedDragon that's exactly what it measures, you idiot.

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@splitwheel IQ does not measure intelligence... it was intended to be a measure for the potential for learning. It doesn't even really measure that either but that was the intent. Look it up if you don't believe me.

[splitwheel]

@TheThreeHeadedDragon First line of the Intelligence Quotient article from Wikipedia: "An intelligence quotient, or IQ, is a score derived from one of several different standardized tests designed to assess intelligence."

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@splitwheel IQ is used to assess the potential for learning but it is not an accurate system. Read the play "Flowers For Algernon" they researched the material and, while they made assumptions that I disagree with and basically called people with disabilities stupid, they said that it is a measure of the potential for learning.

[splitwheel]

@TheThreeHeadedDragon LOL

[Chrisman50]

@TheThreeHeadedDragon So, you disagree with intelligence being a measure of the potential for learning?

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@Chrisman50 Someone may have great potential for learning but if he or she does not try to learn then he or she is unintelligent.

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@Chrisman50 Whereas, if a person who has a lower potential for learning tries to learn that person in intelligent. Get it?

[Chrisman50]

@TheThreeHeadedDragon You're saying effort = intelligence? Yeah.. Nope.

[skatejam7]

@Chrisman50 well if you don't put any effort in to learn, you're going to stay dumb, he's partially right...

[Chrisman50]

@skatejam7 No, if you learn, you become clever. If you put an effort into learning, but don't learn anything, you're still dumb. He's not right in any kind of way.

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@Chrisman50 The person who puts no effort into it is not likely to learn as much as the person who tries to learn. The person who tries to learn is more likely to reach his or her potential but the person who doesn't try is never going to reach his or her potential.

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@Chrisman50 *is*

[piratecheese13]

and the ti 89 says:

solve(x=12x+8,x)

x=-.727273...=-8/3

[piratecheese13]

@piratecheese13 durp a herp-8/11

[Poland144]

@piratecheese13 -.727273 definitely does not equal -8/3. stupid troll spotted

[hames100]

the math is right! why would they do a simple equation wrong and put it into a video with a shit ton of views? if you disagree, well then accept the fact that your an idiot and get on with your life

[DeficientHeken]

@hames100 cuz that'd be funny, he'd win by default cuz "she's completely ignorant"

[VitostalkerDeluxxxe]

Toddler got TARANTULA'D

[TechGlitch]

Never gets old...

[SnowFire337]

Cant wait till she is old enough to use the internet and finds this one

[leadfarmer4u]

@zanylurt Get the fuck off YouTube you disgusting troll.

[wstifan]

My FAV of u guys!

[jackbauer12321]

YOUR TODDLER WINS AT BEING ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE! Congrats on such a wonderful child!!!!!!!

[Daninooooo]

@jackbauer12321 Round 6: Be absolutely adorable. Man wins inexplicably.

[Archy506]

get her weak ass out of my kitchen

[Craftman368]

When the toddler grows up and see this video, she's gunna whoop you. haha

[ModeLTU]

I love their choice of music. The ones in MANtage, Mother's day, Jesus Pwn3d u and this one are especially sweet

[MrXiocaton]

Wow... Ok, did he end up with the right answer? Yes. Does it matter how he did it? APPARENTLY.

[derunokuku]

I like how everyones argueing over the math in this video

[CapitanHindsight]

How exactly is the algebra wrong? It seems right to me

[bigmikey753]

1,225 dislikes are from toddlers

[metalmilitia137]

I love the uneven and monotonic voice, especially at "toddler blows only shot at redemption" and the end lol

[XZekeX]

Yaayyy this is the video how I found you guys :) long a gooo

[benmac2112]

its been two years since this video has been uploaded and people are still arguing about the algebra...

[Catoptrophobics]

@benmac2112 I think it's great that they're keeping this vid alive. XD

[mikepyro713]

@benmac2112 there's no excuse for weak ass mathematics in my world...

[shadow1994100]

@benmac2112 ironically he is right. he just skipped a step. First x = 12x + 8

Next 0=11x+8

Then -8= 11x

Finally -8/11=x MAN WINS

[vichobreakthewall]

@benmac2112 jajaja yeah it's just a humor video XD

[superemoboyz]

spoiler alert, man wins

[HelloMrSmoosh]

@superemoboyz Firetruck you

[shannahanrobert17]

@brokenheartqueen you are a fucking moron what math are you in? put it in a calculator -8/11 and 8/-11 are the same thing and you don't subtract the 8 you subtract 12x because there are multiple x's on both sides.....seriously go ask your math teacher....

[Jake743Hunter]

What just happened?

[SPENCIER1]

@rifway22 lol linus117

[JmanC52]

what the fuck did i just watch?

[mochamegan123]

0:34---she does not look happy

[erikthemagicalpanda]

@mochamegan123 because she's getting her butt wupped in all of these

[mochamegan123]

@erikthemagicalpanda I meant the mom....

[shannahanrobert17]

just so everyone understands

x=12x+8

u subtract the 12x to the other side and get

-11x=8

divide by -11

you get:

x=8/-11 which is the same thing is -8/11

[BrokenHeartQueen]

@shannahanrobert17 8/-11 is not the same as -8/11 and you subtract the 8 not the 12x

[DemonSlayer88]

@BrokenHeartQueen Spotted: ignorant troll.

[MrSnuffian]

Where did he get 11x from?

[thatcrazyweirdo]

@MrSnuffian 12x - x = 11x (he just didn't show exactly that step)

[Rag3hawk]

Lol his straight face o_o

[thelegokid1996]

1,222 who dislike this are toddlers

[thewickedone13]

thats so setup the toddler so won that especially because you forgot round 6 cuteness

[DefeatedElitist]

The best comedic sketches around.

[JULIALOLZ]

Toddler should have one

[PureDarkAngelSkillz]

You know, after all this, i just hope yall took her to Mcdonalds or something. XD

[Sktfr15]

Lol his answer to the math problem is right failures

[Lulucerny]

i love how his answer to the math problem is wrong



[Ddwewaghfdasfghgfd]

@Lulucerny I love how you cant do basic algebra

[CPU007beez]

@Lulucerny its not...