MACANCER! It'll getcha [and omg the autoplay is gone!]

[xEXACUTNRx]

your hot!!!!!!!

[xEXACUTNRx]

3:40 very creepy scared the shit out of me

[DiMz707]

Lol bella, funny video, macancer.. solid concept. (:

[dustyb58]

One time I fat out punched my sister in the face and she didn't react and I was like ARE YOU BLIND and she was like no I just don't have any nerve endings in my face so I can't feel anything and I was like Well why didn't you at least move out of the way and she was like What were we talking about again? that story was complete bullshit, I don't even have a sister.

[MoStAxD]

0:08 LMAO !

[jmont2608]

So this is what you looked like before you were anorexic, eh?

[wavewash]

WTF IS UP WITH YOU GIRLS WITH RED THIGHS AND MACS?!

Yew wants a saloochun to your problems!?

WEAR PANTS!

[AbiROAR]

You are really cute! :)

You're so goofy!

Also, don't call yourself huge...you're not fat.

[DemnRider68]

Nice eyes.

[joonxXxbug]

You haven't made a vid in six months and you have over 3000 subs? That's brutal.

[BigMKnows]

No shit. I hate auto-play. Let ME decide when I play someone's videos.

[UpstatePolitician]

You are freakin hilarious!  I love you. :)

[38723457]

Thanks for uploading this. Now I need to find some tissues.

[karjellyYOURMUM]

i want that lol i have a mac :O

[chompy410]

Little middle class girly who cant see the destruction of her culture and way of life coming soon. Praise Allah! Choose Islam.

[cherylannlynnc201]

i'm gonna get macancer

[BorrisBlank]

2 people hahahaha

[GuitarGirllll]

"sounds like I just went through some major puberty..."

hahaha

[GuitarGirllll]

"what are you? DEAF?"

"umm she is deaf, in her left ear"

[justincutler]

snobby. :)

[love4bergy]

ooooooo sexi boifrend

[DrewEl2]

you're eyebrow seems to change in every video

[wtfyoudidwhat]

lol your voice change nere the end was halarious, the first change was like a guys voice breaking

[kr4yzie244]

your fine i wana fuck the shit out of you

[thatsthebeech]

wouldn't that require some kind of anal regurgitation?

i can't believe i really said that.

ew.

[GretchenDawntreader]

post more vids! All your hs teachers haven't seen enough.

[TheShadowRelm]

Yes he is MMM!. You should get a cookie for every sub. So you may laugh yourself to sleep every night, ain't life a bitch!.

I don't have a laptop or a mac, but thanks for the warning.

[nimagpie]

To be honest most will die of electrical fires from the Mac charger over heating!! (Im on my 3rd charger):( before this Macancer you speak of!!!

[OriginalMissTee]

wow, when u started talking about "MACANCER" I got scared, cause I'm sitting here watching you with my Mac on my lap, but I know what u mean lol

[Timothayyy]

The voice change near the end sounds scary

[drake111111111111]

I bet your boyfriend would like to hold the key to your chastity belt

[meghan20089]

I agree about the whole macancer thing. I just recently bought one for school and I never thought I would be this addicted to it. My poor 2 yr old desktop is now sitting in it's cabinet desk getting dusty.

[Pandow77]

Your videos are always so funny... And for future reference, be careful what you say to your grandma. :)

[LilWayneMusic1]

lol can i rape u

[karimcartoon]

little creepy?

[CitizenErased2007]

wtf dude

[fla24boy]

Hott DAMMNNN!

Your boyfriend is beautiful! hehe

[TriasTheBetrayer]

she looks like lonelygirl15.

[JoeELHoe]

hey ur hot =D

[sailme90]

am i supposed to write you a love song?

[jennyscreamsout]

hahahahah

omg

you're amazing.

[justincutler]

lmfao.

[maxwell159yahooco]

U r awesome!!

[oushadow]

haha...free cookies....i want some :)

[justagirl161]

well at least she couldnt hear you

[PARKWAY81]

you are so funny

[GraceLoves]

Brilliant Macancer discovery..

You better "no repeats" or patent that idea haha.

Great to see you've put a video up - my life was lacking laughter created by sailme90 videos lol

Hope you're having a great summer :)

[TWOEXCEL]

You know what is weird? People who talk about cancer like it's not serious and like to make jokes of it...go ahead and makes jokes of everything else but cancer sucks the big one. This is plain dumb in the pants. I'm gonna go eat a friggen toaster

[sailme90]

I've had several family members who've died from cancer, why sulk about it? Your comment really annoys me.

[TWOEXCEL]

Yeah last night I was pissed so I thought I'd bring it out on youtube. Don't take it personally even though it probably is. My dad had it and I always get tense when its brought up. Whatever Keep trunkin'. I will keep my boca shut now.

[roboearth]

Man you have a Mac! I have like the crapest windows ever!

[encaaisu]

free cookies ands aa cup of ice cream.-i'd be jealous 0_o macancerrrr!?

whaa!

[whodahomo]

if this was the case i probably would have died a long time ago... haha.

[fsdjkfhdfuioghjudghd]

huh wht free cookie wtf ok bye bye :)

[junexXxbug]

hahaha you are hilarious! I'm subscribing now. "what are ya deaf? JEEZUS!" LMFAO

[hotstuph123]

FUNNY

[RealWorldLasVegas]

LMFAO!

[elyk46]

lol go me

[DavidCasserly]

I could never unsubscribe from you.

[qdiddy10q]

I bet you'd be especially susceptible of a threat to "unfriend" you :) ... There are those who will unsubscribe, and then there are others who you'll want to forcibly unsubscribe from your list.

--

Q-S

[Haannaahh92]

oh crap, im going to get macancer.

[madved1979]

oh, and i will not unsubscribe!

[stephawepha20]

you're a dork and i love it. post more freakin videooooooooos tho.

k.

bye

[madved1979]

Why did i lose a friend?

[CrazedWink]

just take your top off

[snehulo777]

you are pretty girl.....and i like youre story with deaf grandma :D:D:D ooh my god....I laughing so much....but that guy at the end....remove him xD

[LeaderHeat]

you seem pretty dull...annoying..and why the fuck did i just watch this??

[GretchenDawntreader]

*gives you a cookie* ok now post more videos XD

Macancer...I'd be more inclined to think people's ears will fall off because everyone walks around with their cellphone pressed to their ear all day. I look out and two friends are walking and they are *both* on the phone talking to *somebody else.*

How screwed up is that? Me, I don't have a cellphone. Anyone wants to talk to me, they leave a message at my house on old fashioned voice mail.

Who do these people talk to all freakin day??

[catchthtduckx]

ily :D

[rangerdave1]

bringing bak classic Courtney. fukin ay!

[NibOswald]

Ah. I laugh. I intrigue. Wonderful character you be.

[pulsedr1ver]

drink some calypso drink and shout in grandma's right ear ;)

[collusionist]

lies

[robocock0]

if you sub to me ill let you give me head...no probs..show your gran your tits that would work...lol...can i mac on your legs..hahahhahaha....peace

[mememolly]

i miss you xo

[isuck137]

do you think that would happen if I use an HP laptop???

[Scruffy1116]

I agree

[bellinghamster]

roflcopter

[missdivinestalls]

I love your videos. I wish I had your confidence when I was your age. Awesome.

[JaxIsTheMan]

I LOVE the lowering of the voice in the last part of the vid! You should do some more messing around with that stuff. You really should, yeah.

[SubscribeMe2]

SubscribeMe2

[ReadDoug]

auto play IS gone,

[UltimateRAGEX]

Rated it nothing special.

[UltimateRAGEX]

didn't mean to two 'ifs'

[UltimateRAGEX]

I'm one of of those people who threaten to unsubscribe. :)

[USAOwnz]

I hated the autoplay feature too. Consequently I now suffer from Youtube PTSD, and am afraid of clicking anything anywhere on the internets for fear of an autoplay popping up, making me choke on whatever it is I am drinking because I forgot to turn down my headphones.

[TrueTubersStrikeBack]

damn, I have no mac..... what about PCitus from looking at the PC all waking hours of the day? Then we can get, like, subscriber vision, or somehting?

[babyporridge]

coot, i'm only halfway & i'm already chortling. i hate you & how naturally funny you are.

oh yeah, i miss you & i lahhhhh you. i want to talk long time witchu again.

888

[sailme90]

888

888

888

888

888

888

888

[Angieanything]

Autoplay makes me insane... Not good.

But you're funny. The grandma story made me chuckle.

[YouToobPresident]

yeah autoplay sucks :)

Maybe it was just so everyone could feel special for a couple of days..

I thought I was made partner at first with my 3 subscribers :)

Why the fuck those 3 people subscribed I really dont know :)

[kritz4prez]

haha iknow i removed my vid from my page caz i haaate the sound of my voice.

aalllso i just got back 20 minutes ago =(

[sailme90]

FREAKIN' FINALLY!

[singerforever1]

My computer isn't a laptop. lol you are so funny.

[ohhhsweety1]

haha funny!!!!

[1nolyphoenix]

Haha, I'm good then because I don't have a Mac.

[imjom]

i loved the Autoplay Feature.  :(

[Bhawk235]

sean faris

O LAWDDDD

[allysonshipman]

Ahaha.

Your kinda funny

:D

[AdolfHitler99]

Guten Abend!

[collusionist]

Thumbs down based solely on your name...

[cocoamoco]

haha I totally know what you mean by MACANCER! This summer the top of my thighs got all red and radioactive looking, so now I plan in advance and put a pillow under my mac if I'm wearing shorts later... haha.

[AshlingOnline]

hehe i like the end

[keriannee]

macbook =]] i do the same thing.. it hurts my legs lols! and im doing it now.

[Sanerist]

I hate auto play too!!!

[dogibug8]

um my internet was down but i found you had new video up so i ran to my library to watch you

[Nanooboy]

yay! a vid! i'm glad autoplay is gone as well. and your sidebar description writing thing....i agree! [about 888]. next year!

[NoVenom]

I liked the bit at the end where you turned off the voice modifier so we could hear what your really sound like for once.

[sailme90]

well, now you know.

[sam14641]

lolerskates

[papabren]

she looks good but the video is a waste of time...

[sailme90]

all videos are ultimately a waste of time.

[JSchnabbs]

The autoplay was pissing me off too.

You are a twig.

[speedyconkiwi]

I like the idea of radioactive thighs. I can so see that happen. Will they glow in some greenish yellow? That'd be awesome.

[Z14LDO]

Macancer thing is REAL! Not because of the heat - but because of the wireless internet. 2.4Ghz!!

[daleisaac]

WOW SHES FUCKING HOT

[Z14LDO]

she really is

[tyleroakley]

I'mma unsubscribe, that's what I'mma do.

[sailme90]

I'mma betchslap you shetbag.

[nrgins]

oh, and about your deaf grandma story, if you wanna hear a story that's similar, but even funnier, check this out: youtube(.)com/watch?v=87tUWrj1­0Ow

[nrgins]

love the way ur voice got progressively deeper at the end.

I wuz at 888 yesterday! Not the one in Canada. I was just at 888 cuz, ya know, it was 8/8/08, so I was at 888. Today I'm at 898. :-)

I put a book under my laptop when i use it. Not very cool, I know; but, come to think of it, it IS very cool, because my legs aren't hot! So it's cool. Or they're cool. Or sumthin. :-)

[brucewestmk2]

And serves you right for using a Macintosh!

[brucewestmk2]

Nana can't hear you through the left ear but she's ignoring you in the left!

[Skywatcher97731]

Anyone under 30 needs to be shot.

[sailme90]

Good thing I'm 31 then!

[OlviMasta77]

heh ok....so doesnt that mean that women with radioactive thies will give birth someday to radioactive children? Super heroes..up and away! Everybody knows that radition creates superheroes!

Yeah, the autoplay sucks :/

[ibjon1]

What? You don't care about your subscribers? I remember when you made cookies and personally named each of them with a subscriber's name. Back then, we were important (just like cookies). What has become of this world!

[bodsmith94]

that happens to me with my mac too! hahaha

[TheHill8B]

Oh I love that brushed hair, we should be a sweet adorable awesome lovely couple!...<3<3<3

[volnessj]

omg, I was so confused and pisseda about the autoplay. I was like no sir, I worked to hard to become a partner so I could have autoplay, and now you're dishing it out to everyone?! No sir! I wasn't sure, if I was just crazy, adn I was the only one who was seing everyone's videos in autoplay. I was so mad, I blogged about it.

[sarahheartsny]

<3 <3 <3

[sailme90]

suuuuurrahhhhhhh.

[sailme90]

haah i kinda thank you for saying that.

[EpicRsBattles]

Yay store time!

[Pandow77]

Everytime I watch one of your videos you get funnier!

[beautifulmilitant]

You're hilarious, and way too hard on yourself. I love you Courtney, you videos put me in a amazing mood. PLEASE put more videos up soon!!

[HigherPlanes]

Maybe she's not deaf, maybe she's ignoring you because you're annoying. Haha, Just kidding. Funny vid.

[JakeManitz]

ok, so i got a laptop a few months ago, and the dude that helped me find one was like, dont put your laptop directly on your lap cuz you will cover up the fan, and the computer will over hear, so your supposed to put it on a flat surface, so it doesnt overheat, and crash. fyi, maybe the macancer symptomes tipped you off, puting it on your lap is bad, cuz your mac will get macancer.

[ViolentServant]

i love every video you do. oh how random and great they are!

[itsRachaelchyea]

you freakin crack me up! you're hilarious

[AntiCliche]

Shit yeah, new video! You can SAILME away!! AHA HA HAH AHAHA! BETCHA NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE! AHAHAHA.

[ReyReyRobotic]

I Love Your Personality!!

lol

:D

[vanawesome]

haha.  you're so weird. Great to see you back.

[sailme90]

Great to see you back .. NOT. Get back already!

[mallow610]

aggg now i def NEED a mac!! i wanna be like everyone else with their super thighs!!!!

[neva0say0die]

lol ur so funny

[ctrlaltkirsty]

haha i am currently recovering from mac cancer, i just got a little green pillow to put between my computer and my lap lol

[Mikisthatchick]

hahaa macancer is real :P

[SPITTXZ]

Yeah, screw people with disabilities making you feel bad. I was once introduced to someone, and I went to shake his hand and apparently he has some gimp hand and then I had to do some awkward left-hand shake. And when I apologized he said "what for?".

I would have fought him if I wasn't scared of being touched by that deformed arm of his.

..Maybe I should get him to sleep with a mac on his arm.

[donald347]

This video made me want to punch myself in the nuts.

[sailme90]

is that a good or bad thing?

[donald347]

Clearly you've never had nuts.

[ministermundain]

your comment made me want to punch you in the nuts!!

[onemorexwithfeeling]

lol my macbook pro gets scalding after a while.

[wasserbrunner]

wahaa!

im still workin on that tag video by the way ;0

[antihiatus]

nice video!

Hey can you make me a video?

<3

[jewbie999]

Your legs are probably like that besides the laptop gets ridiculously hot.

o.0

I hate autoplay, too.

[walkontom]

Nice to have you back C, yeah when I went on my youtube account, the autoplay went on and I was like... huh, did I become a partner or something then it dawned on me, oh well...

[cabsieflare]

betch, you stole my boyfran!

[samantharaex0x0]

you're so tan! i almost mistook you for tokenblackchic!

[sailme90]

BEST COMPLIMENT EVAAAAR! thank you.

[surfnakd23]

oh dang, im basking in your tan. a mac on your lap kills your sperm count. And I got autoplay too. dont know why.. but im gettin them views.

[neversaynatalie]

hhahahahah you are so funny. and you're not big, i don't know what you're talking about.

and when your sister said courtney, grandma is... i thought she was gonna say dead.

[sailme90]

haha oh god. that would have been .. really bad.

[dortas7777]

I love you court!you're funny!and cute!

[dortas7777]

a new vid!after a long time!

[DavieWestmacott]

if you do make another ill unsubscribe.... that should balance out the universe in some twisted nonsensical way

[HungryJess]

LOL

who's the boyfriend!

lol when you said girlfriend like that ... it reminded me of the bit in 'a cinderella story' where the godmother from the restaurant is like to hilary's friend.. 'call me girlfriend one more time'

[dawnsmysis]

rofl macancer

[DaggersAndPornTV]

Ugh I agree, I was excited about having auto play for like an hour, now it's annoying!

[exohkira]

..your hair is ridaculously shiny. for that, i envy you. in fact, i think that takes away 13 of the fail points you earned for being a bad grandchild.

[1bwash]

Oh good lord. Earlier for about 45 minutes I was trying to figure out how to turn off the homepage auto play.

[sailme90]

hahahah you probably shouldn't admit that :]

[mickeybabbe]

I am in your room. I am not on the OTHER side of the computer. I am the computer. I see you.

Babe.

[FizzyCO2]

Your sexy boyfriend is so so so sexy~!

[breakups]

Haha, you're amazing. And seriously about the autoplay, it's creepy.

[xmillionx]

can we have dell cancer too!?

because even though it sounds bad like the word cancer, the lazy bolts sounds sickk!

um excuse me, hottiaaa is all mine;)

never back down is godd |!

[whataboutadam]

worst grandchild ever

[sailme90]

my deaf grandma loves you more than me :[

[PsychedelicLou]

We'll all have mac cancer and shot hearing from the ipods. ^_^

[misosoupkid123]

Haha, you're so random.

I love it.

[turtlesareawkward]

The audio does sound a little awkward but meh, whatever. ^_^ Grrr I hate how everyone is at 888.

[Ollyuk]

The hair looks just beautiful! lol And um, no i think the sound's just fine.

Omg the mac cancer is so true! And a load of infertile men from having their macs on their laps...i say no more x