12 Rules To Keep A Man

[TheErtrob]

lets be honest, if he was white and said all that stuff, people would think he was ill

[germanMasterroach]

I just realized my Ex didn't respect any of these rules. And I still was with her for 1 year. Hm.

[DoubleTime2x]

Lol I love it

[iKPxRippeD]

Do a video on Joseph Kony! Spread the word!

[theeKiersten]

"i don't know shit, tell me motha fucka!"

LMFAO !!!!

[Firstladii75]

Woooooow! At a loss for words. I totally agree. Damn ccan I hire u as my personal consultant lol

[meme050679]

hahaha i like you men....

[jae667]

three words bro "work for maury"

[PhantomAngel147]

6:26 lol!!!!

[kelly26km]

i love this dude absolutely brilliant

[clinicalpsychology22]

OMG!! LOL I am glad I saw your video..it reminded me of my relationship with me and my fiance.. I just got engaged this pass weekend and he came over today just to see how I was doing...I gave him like a 20 min. conversation about how I feel about marriage...I was like why are you not listening..he was hooked on car videos on YouTube.. I seen your video and reminded me of his look he gave me... LIKE SHUT THE FUCK ALREADY!! LOL! Its the woman in me lol

[opposite7sa]

did you take off your video on how to get over your ex? the one with bridge "x"?

[klorlean]

lmao! don't pop up! don't fuckin pop up!

[BellaDiPlastica]

Lol "I'm not comin' to yo funky ass..." lol

[lightskinswaggin01]

good advice ;)

[aminatj09]

Lmaoooo "brush yo fckn teeth"

[legendaryicecream]

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[Nastjonaslastjona]

Wow, looks like I'm a perfect woman.... and still got dumped.

[SandyPrincessPatty]

"you can have a golden dick" LOOOOOOOL

[waqaskhan92]

you are fucking right

[26dominicana]

damn your hawt!!

[ChelseyPaugh]

so this is perfect!!!! And I really wanted to comment on one thing you said.... YOU'RE SINGLE?????? How the hell does that happen??? I hope its because your SUPER picky!! Cause whatever girl doesnt want to date you is CRAZY!!!! Have a great day!

[kmusic]

this is what i'm talking about!

[MordethKai]

Good advice. I see so much crap on how men need to treat women, and I try to take it to heart, but its good to see someone talk about how women nee to treat men. And kudos for "Don't listen to your single friends"

[womans001scorn]

fucking finally thank you... and for all those bra burners shut the fuck up! I hate you... you ruined our world!

[nadir669]

Loooooooool Real Talk Brudda hahaha

[001shapz001]

"tell me muthafucka, I don't know shit!" hahaha

[bkgrinch]

dude, if you`ll meet a woman and she will be interested in you, you`ll say just.."watch my videos, and you`ll know me. oh, don`t forget to subscribe!" :))

[usernamepassword75]

48 seconds in and im sharing this

[MarLoveO]

true story!

[sappyscassie13]

This was funny!!(:

[kiliclikiz81]

bullshit!!! and all the stupid girls agree with that. bullshit

[Mai80s]

I love your advices soooo truuuuue

[DaniLuvMe]

Thanx for the advice, I do most of this stuff but I'm still single, why is that?

[th83997]

REALLY Good!!! LOL So True appreciate ya bruh!!

[LadyEdite]

I agree on every single point ! Great job !

[DonnaRealest]

-_- the working out thing is the only part i dont like LMFAO

[kcartesius]

Relationship advice in ghetto speak LOOOL As confusing as (muh dick) fathers day in Harlem....

[theassasin098]

Golden Dick ! LMFAO!!!!

Awesome man! A guy like this probably has girls all over him

[rrvknc]

I never listened to the stupid advice of my single friends and guess what? We're getting married now!

[peyotefinder69]

For real though. Some women don't know how to appreciate a good man. Like he said "Men are constantly giving women compliments." Majority of the time, women don't show the same appreciation. I have a girlfriend that say's she misses me and wants to see me. But everytime I ask her if she want's to hangout, she's so fucking picky about the place. Or sometime's shes like idc idk. But she never asks me if I want to hangout. It's always me asking her, making time for her. New girlfriend? I think so!!

[keeeeey1]

LOL. Rule number 9!!!!

[paulblazin09]

you listnin up women ?

[luvwins1]

Bahah(:

[urface36]

lmaooo ur hillarious!!!

a lot of good points!!

[FlowerPlanet]

hahahhaaaaa! totally making my day!

[XOXOarin]

LMFAO DONT FUCKING POP UP!!

[SuperJohnnyIrish]

DeStorm YOU r da MAN!!! One o my regrets in life is that I didn't find ur channel sooner. My BFF n I R watchin ur stuff right now 4 da 1st time n we're hooked cause u see n say all the obvious things that we all never admit 2 wanting 2 know n say. Keep it up. Can't wait 2 hear more.

[LilPhynixx18]

thatz so funny, but on some real shit your right, that shit works on guys and girls. or at least for me it dose.

[wtiga]

me like rule number 3

[PharaohIslands]

well said destorm

[Icicless]

Man, its soo crazy to hear you swear so much xP.

[PumpkinMozie]

I'm glad to hear most of this because most of it is really reasonable...but you can't expect girls to be psychic! If we ask a guy, "Do you like this and that sexual thing?" and he says "No"...well we think he means no! And we'll even be embarrassed for asking! You can't expect us to magically know he was too shy to admit his fantasy...I'm sorry but if a guy wants something sexual he better let us know straight up he wants it.

[CONYOmijaa]

99 Single & Ugly Bitches Watching.

[Anonymus27BZ]

@guitarz457 that's what galiusichik said

[synchiqe]

Thank you sexy.

[notohaterz]

7 billion people in the world now...and counting :D

[nuttynix90]

Ahah so true!



[LCMJB]

man its funny

[kathleenisdebest]

i am feeling so depressed if he say all this stuff :(

[momonie89]

this is some funny shit thumbs up boo

[EyeWearMySunglasses]

Bull

[DarkShadedSunlight]

this is great advice :)

[mine0211]

wow thank you!!!! :)

[vishmala21]

true talk man!

[FreestateofOkondor]

you forgot one important rule: don't fucking talk about your ex-bf or about how hot brad pitt is at least not with your current bf cause we know we're not perfect, we know there've been other guys in your life and we know that johnny depp or brad pitt are 10000 times hotter than us but we don't want to be constantly reminded how someone else fucked you or how you dreamed about someone other than us fucking you

[MissLovesMusic2010]

"I don't know shit! Tell me mother fucker!" Hahahahahahahaha literally lmfao

[ENYPolyglot]

@MissLovesMusic2010 Dido gurl!

[Peopstup]

Yoy are nigger

[misthangnumber1]

LOL

[tweety1430657]

:D thanks

[atomicgdog]

This is great. There are a lot of great points. Especially the part of women listening to their single friends. The women that can't keep a man always want to give advice. My ex-wife listened to them and guess what? She's my EX- wife. Nice video.

[XtremeOwner]

Rule 10 is the most important for all the ladies out there.

[eastafrogirl1]

you funny heeheeeeee

[1986jotalariva]

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[mehdi777666]

very nice ,,i was laughing during listening to that,,hehehhe

[JasminJonson]

good one ;)

[vickyvicks0]

I LOVE THIS! you are awesome! XD

[MegaDiamondmine]

I Like This Dude!

[stevenyilin]

Don't listen to your SINGLE-ASS girl friends cause they're going home to a BUCKET OF ICE-CREAM and HOME VIDEOS ALSO... HAHAHAHA ;-D DAMN, WELL SAID BROTHA!!!

[musicfreakricky]

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[taker00]

true true



[LuvUMann]

lmao! so true though.. I had to reevaluate a couple things as a woman myself-Thanx! lol

[Jamuson900]

Great video! Made me laugh a ton!

[bambam6231973]

Nice Vid Great Info! :)

[missqueencunt1]

Haha I love you!!

Do you like scandinavian girls?

Hmeeeee

[esrapk]

lol I love you :)

I like your humor :)

[KaishaLaSha83]

Treat your man how you want to be treated. Yes sir !!

[FredyKay]

So true bro. so true.

[RainbowRockaKiki]

'dont fuckin pop up! DONT FUCKING POP UP!' lmao wow.thanks for the vid. Me and my dude are going to watch it and see what He says.im pretty sure He will agreee. BUT most the things you mentioned we pretty much do. : )

[Ivanaaaable]

Cool! Love it! :)

[katzF1231]

OMG u r so hot and smart! : )

[MrSam3689]

@the2014 WTF ?? U GOT ISuesS DAwG ???

[MrSam3689]

@MrSam3689 Lol



[chemical93girl]

Well according to this my bf must be reaaaally happy with me^^

[willie2374]

I just love this video.

[ExMktg]

I have a question, lol. How do I get him to be on time????? he always late to EVERYTHING. we, (our mutual friends and I) crack jokes about his tardiness, lol. we tell him about the jokes, but seriously, how do I get him on time????? Thanks for the help

[yvohcna6]

@ExMktg that's just something that can't be helped. the most you can do is tell him to call or txt you in advance that he will be late because of traffic or because of some accident like spilling something on his clothes and he had to clean that. public transport could be delayed. there's just an infinite reasons why a man could be late. if there is a chance that meteor could've hit the road he was on and he had to take a long ass detour and managed to get there, be happy that he got there.

[del3211]

loooooooooooooool love this video thank you

[Bashdemears]

XD man this dude HATES girls who talk too much. "dont talk a fuckin hole in his ear" XD

[sylviaandkirk]

ha ha an astronaut! My husband works for NASA but his dream is farming/ranching.ok, I have my masters but I'm staying home putting away the bull & cow, chasing goats, collecting eggs, bottle feeding pigs, mending corrals, repairing the barn-but I have a happy husband. You're right, don't let yourself go. Having kids isn't an excuse to be fat. We have 7-I respect them, myself, and husband enough to stay healthy & in a single digit size of clothing. Jealousy; God gave us eyes to recognize beauty.

[Incredevil]

"dont be in the mothafuckas ear like this <<<" xD

[demotivatoration]

okee. I AGREE WITH ALL THESE RULES> but I believe these rules are made also for MEN. If a man is not spontaneos ... well his girl is gonna get bored. veeeryyy bored...

[KateSlovakia1]

Hello DeStorm!

I bet you are wondering where Slovakia is..lol. GOOGLE IT:) Beautiful country = lots to see and experience!

I d like to tell you that I love your videos on youTube = about 12rules to keep a man and break up..:) I appreciate your honesty and telling it to us! ! !

Your songs = Love is a beach and the one with megan nicole and airplane are GREAT!

Looking forward to reading new videos from you about life, love and relationships

thanks a lot!

Kate

[Me4loveifyouR]

You're awesome

[FlightOfTheCondoors]

Dude, this rocks. I just broke up with my girl and I wish I woulda seen this and had the chance to show her before it crashed. But hey, I moved on, I'll just have to show the next one this.

[HoneyBLuvly]

I love your honesty! Funny and straight to the point. I just got out of a relationship but I will be sure to apply what you said.

[Jazz9494]

hahaha , "wash your fucken teeth!"

LOVE THIS GUY

[Dair3281]

All true shit Destorm, open the book man...Halla from Portugal

[RRRAAALLLUUUCCCAAA]

last comment... you're really smart, good job.

I knew many of these rules, but unfortunately I didn't apply all of them. Well, the 12 rules are going to be on my New Year's resolution list. Thanks a lot

[RRRAAALLLUUUCCCAAA]

5:06 really funny, LOL :)) 

[RRRAAALLLUUUCCCAAA]

OMG this video is like BAM! Reallyyyyyy good job! 10x :)))) subscribed

[Coltongirl1]

I don't care what I look like... Shouldn't a guy accept you for you? Or am I missing something?

[royalypink123]

golden dick :P

[fashioNISHA1986]

Love this video! Thanx for the tips

[CreamCheeseIsTasty]

you rock,been taking your advice for over a year!

[LoveLylyVo]

"Stay fresh, keep your breath fresh. Brush your fucking teeth." You crack me up ! :D

[cheers4Tears]

hahaha, he is hilarious:-)

[kittykatDen]

OMG MY VIDEO OF THE DAY....LOVE IT.. ADVICE LOCKED IN.... HAHA BEEN ARGUING WITH MY BOO THANG ALL WEEK.OVER A NUMBER OF THE POINTS YOU MADE

[galiusichik]

haha, "don't f...n pop up" love it!

[Cangeing]

I agree with all your saying

[DashingDaisyxo]

dont fucking pop up:D hahaha ! ...so true what you are saying agree with every thing:) And DAMN you are cutie:D

[VeeGotti]

just to let you know on that shaving note, after we finish shaving "down there" we have 24 hours of smooth lol.

[LifeWithNathan]

I was just thinking who you remind me of and i honestly think you're a bit like Shorty from Scary Movie! :P

[girl66000]

what does he mean when he says dont fucking pop up??

[sitnPRETTY08]

@girl66000 "dont fucking pop up" = meaning do not just show up unannounced,,jus slang for it! lol

[girl66000]

@sitnPRETTY08 thankyuh ^^

[doristheladyman]

Don't fucking pop up on us :D love it

[terminalboredom1910]

You remind me of the Genie from Aladdin when you're listing out the numbers lol. Good video btw.

[LuLLaBy92LuLLaBy]

nice video! :D it would be interesting a video about "12 rules to keep a woman" :P

[imprettyfly1]

is he gay or something

[xloisxisxcoolx]

@imprettyfly1 just because he gives good advice, doesn't mean he's gay.

[knowledgebk305]

@imprettyfly1 THIS IS SO TRUE,U DONT HAVE TO BE GAY TO KNOW WOMEN

[becaprotecto]

On rule #9 - from a woman's pov - we talk so much because you're our favorite person in the world and we are so happy to see you we just get all bubbly and talkative - exemptive of the talk that starts with "you should, why can't you and r u kidding me? As annoying as this is, when you hear blah, blah, blah, remember it means I'm so glad you're here right now.

[sonja89levesque]

You are awesome !! Thank you for this video. 

[OctoberNeverSmiles]

I really like this. *Subscribes*

It's nice to see a man who can speak the truth. >:l

[Single4ever4lovesake]

Too funny and true great combo

[Xxtravolume]

Hahaha awesome vid. Just one thing....you used a bad example for your last one, cooking and doing laundry are necessary parts of life people should know.. IF they're not living with their mom anymore and livin on their own.

[Single4ever4lovesake]

Thank You !!!!!!!!!!!

[xxxSoOpErDoOpErxxx]

you just saved my life.

[kikicouture10]

This is so true, had me cracking up, thanks for doing this because I try to practice some of those things like keeping my hair and everything girly done but sometime my boyfriend what are you doing all that for and he's far from a jealous person we have been together for almost 7 years

[HLGxAWOL]

DO NOT FUCKING POP UP XD

[TheBVeal1]

Fuckin HILARIOUS... I am subscribing now...

[xerx1000]

nice. :D +1 subscriber

[Kaa11caio]

7 billion*



[keitaadja64]

lol i loove him sooo hilarious

[theright1allthetime]

All women go to do is

Shut the fuck up & Suck that dick...

[alotus9]

I don't know about that...Everytime I ask a male about how to keep one, they tell me. "You give them head, sex, sex, sex, and more sex, and tolarate other women coming in on the fun."

Not sure is I want a guy now.

[s0flytai]

put very well i was dying about gettin in bed wit my scarf on lolz i do that alot

[MsCaramel704]

So on point!!

[Roseyred110]

This guy! He makes my whole fucking day.<3

[aturbest007]

I love you dude your sooo on point!!!!

[Jorxox16]

"Don't talk a fucking hole in his head." Gold. Pure gold.

[lynnecaff]

im 47...this guy is RIGHT!!!!

[cutie198823]

thanx soo much!!!!! this is sooo helpful!!!!!

[PumpedUpKicks585]

why can't we pop up o.O what shit you be doin?! lol jk xD

[missykorea10]

LOL! Everything's good except one thing. You're like "Dont force your man to do things he doesn't want to do" and just before you were like, "Do the nasty, dirty cause if you don't, your man will go off to some other ugly bitch who will." LOL. and then this whole video you were like "ladies, you HAVE to do this; you CAN'T do that" etc.

[MaXiJ123]

DONT FUKIN POP UP!! DNT FUKING POP UP!! xD hahahahh

[PEB979]

YOU LOOK AND ACT LIKE YOU ARE '' REALLY ALL OPEN IN THE SEX DEPARTMENT , NOT TO SURE WHICH SIDE , OR BOTH

[PEB979]

it not so much that you LOOKED at another woman , IT WAS WHAT YOU WERE THINKING WHEN YOU LOOKED , TELL THAT ONE AND IT IS SURPOSE TO BE ALRIGHT ?

[hargroven40]

i totally agree but honestly there is only one rule... THERE ARE NO RULES FOR NOTHING IN LIFE, ITS JUST LIFE. LIVE AND LEARN

[nikolay97e]

rule 11 is a big one

[olehvodoviz]

Have you done your Ph.D yet?

[lhoward92]

Brush ya fuckin' teeth

[MissNayNay]

@tribunalfunk LOL! YES!!! THANK YOU!! What you've said is true, and I'm not half joking; I'm fully serious.

[MissNayNay]

@CuddlyBubbles1 YOU BETTER PREACH!!!!!

[Elle12331]

'let him fail on his own' lmao nice

[skipcloudwalker]

Get abs.. don't have to worry about approaching.. lol

[sarahjf2007]

"undies"

this guy definitely knows women

[XxGoDsAcCxX]

dude this gets better and better .... loving it

[BLU3R0S3S1]

I'm a female and I agree with all of your points except for the one about sex. I do understand that men have wild fantasies that they want to live out and I'm all for that but I'm not giving all of myself up like that to a man who's just my boyfriend. If you want to get nasty then you'll have to marry me. If a man has no dignity and is a cheater, he'll cheat, regardless if a woman goes all out for him in a relationship or not.

[sengblo]

I like this, this is good stuff.. he's keeping it real. I understand specialties but when it comes to #12 guys have to learn to do a bit of laundry, or dishes especially if your woman is working the same amount of hours as you are, that's not a specialty that's household chore brothers share in household chores and you'll find her doing all that freaky stuff you want cuz she not mad she had to do 100percent of the chores we'll take 60/40 majority were doing if you just chip in