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  • you are not going to kill or eat or have sex with my animals

  • lol thats what u get for having so many cheese selections.

  • Did those people who were in the movie Borat know that they were in a movie and that Borat was an actor?

  • @chec2002 As far as I understand it, Sacha Baron Cohen knew what he was going to say, but all of the interviews are real and the other people are not in on it.

  • "I eat 15 cinamon bun and my anoose is open like mouth of tired dog if you make attack on it, it may make release" Haha, that's priceless.

  • the what ese this scene was annoying so i'm glad they took it out of the film...

  • fukin cheese now shut da fuk up

  • And this? This must be potato!

    ROFL

  • quality ?????

  • The dog shelter is hilarious.

    She says " Youre not going to kill, or eat or have sex with my dog !"

    This poor woman if not informed by now about Borat is probably having

    nightmares over that day. lol.

    .

  • "When u make all the men do pyramid, can i be on the top".....

    LOLLLLLLLLL

    hahahhahahaha

    Awesomee

  • dont tell me what to do women

  • What is this is?

    AS CHEESE!

    LOL!!!LOL!LOL!LOL!

    THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER.

  • no i not too sick xDDDDDDD

  • jews suck saggy cock sacks

  • After my companion and sexy time - lmfao

  • why the hell didnt they show these scenes

  • thats what u get for having so many different kinds of cheese

  • you are not going to eat or have sex with my animals

    :D

  • Well, I can see why it was deleted. When the people Borat tricks don´t follow along it just becomes forced and awkward.

  • ATTACK! ATTTACK THE JEW

  • you say shalome, attack attack the jew haha lol

  • lol, i captured herpes from my sister

  • LOL "Jews are the childrens of Jesus"

    Try satan instead...

  • what are you talking about you ignorant bastard sasha is jewish.

  • and have I claimed that he wasn't, stupid?

  • no but your saying that jews are the devils kids why tell me why they are?

  • The repression of the palestinians makes the jews and the state of Israel, the work of the devil.

    Israel has also got nuclear weapons which makes them losers.

    Don't you read newspapers?

  • the supermarket guy...most patient worker award.

  • animal shelter is the best

    xo

  • she probally loves Jews.

    Don't tell me what to do, woman!

  • hiiigh fiiive

  • cook a dog :D

  • "and a this is it coffee? " lovve it

  • ATTACK ! attack the jew ahhahaha

  • cheese thing actually lasted 4 minutes he did the whole shelf

  • if i was tht guy i would of just told them they were all cheese... wat a retard

  • i know haha thats what i was thinkin

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  • attack the jew xD

  • borat is adorable! so cute and hysterical

  • childrennnnnn. wtf. that was damn funny

  • "and a this?"

    "how bout this?"

    LMAO XD

  • Cheese.

  • cheese.

    cheese.

    cheese.

    cheese.

    thats cheese.

    cheese also.

    thats chees.

    cheese.

  • "how do you recommend i cook this?"

    i really laughed my ass offf.

  • Jikes that's lots of cheese O_O

  • "And this one here is a rice?" LMAO

  • attack the jew! lmao

  • that's a lot of cheese.

  • "Jews are Jesus's children"

    Woooooooot?!!!!

    Jews are the devil's children, look around, read the news. it's not a secret.

  • did you have sexual relations with any other family member?

    -no I'm not a sick

    LAMFO :D how sicker can you get OMG!

  • LMFAO at the poor little dog.

    "Shalom?"

    "ATTACK!"

  • no i not ..

    no..

    no i dont ..

    do not tell me women dis iz minneee.. haaaahaha

  • this one here iz, a rice?

  • "OK I LIKE YOU HIGH FIVE"

    LOL!

  • I know that it's all cynical and stuff, but I would like to say something regarding the supermarket manager.

    I applaud his patience and his behaviour in general. He didn't flip, just answered the questions correctly. Wasn't unpatiented at any moment; I wonder how he would handle a complaint from a costumer or something.

    Much respect for this; every manager should be like this; I would be happy to buy something there, knowing that I'll be taken serious at any time.

    God bless him.

  • Cheese

  • "You're not going to kill, eat or have sex with my animals."

    LOL!

  • i love how he said "Why?"

  • wat iz a this cheese

  • How do you recommend to cook this?

  • im scared to see the deleted scenes from bruno when they come out!! O_o

    hahahaha!!!

  • The supermarket manager either has the patience of a saint or nothing better to do.

  • so you had sexual relations with your sister,

    mmm yes

    , have you had any other sexual relations with another family member

    no i am not sick

    LOL

  • puta finger up on hair & say Shalohm

  • what is this? That's Cheese what is this? That's Cheese what is this? That's Cheese what is this? That's Cheese what is this? That's Cheese Is This Rice? No, It's Also Cheese what is this? That's Cheese
  • is it wood?

  • what isa this?

    ...thats cheese

  • CHEESE

  • attack de jew !

  • Props to the store manager for having so much patience. lol

    "and what isiz this?"

  • the supermarket manager was very patient, respect!

  • It's an American what do you expect.

  • so how u recommend to cook this dog?

    haha nice one

  • lol why didnt he just say its all cheese!

    "you are not going to eat,kill or have sex with my animals" lmfao

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  • vhat isiz this

  • ahahhahahahaha

  • thats cheese

  • you dont no shit

    jews do belive in jesus they just dont belive he was gods son

    witch he wasnt

    so get ur facts straight you fucking twat pocket bitch who doesnt have a life

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  • lol dont make me laugh, jew! " Which he WASNT!" LMAO!

  • Shalom... ATTACK THE JEW!!! LOL

  • most of these scence r not from the movie there just from the ali-g show,,,only the last scene is deleted

  • i wonder how they felt after watching the movie.

  • "When you'a make a men do a pyramid, can I be on the top?"

  • lol that guy got pisse with the cheese

  • Do not tell me what to do, woman! Hahaha

  • my anus is like the mouth of a tired dog...lol

  • And a-theese? Theese ees-a rice?

  • high five, sexy time. lmao.

  • attack the jew! ahhuahhuaa LOL

  • are these all the deleted scenes

  • ... nope

  • 3:23; "do not tell me what to do woman, this is mine!" LOL

  • you will not eat or have sex with my animals

  • "Attack! Attack the Jew!" lol^^

  • Jews are Jesus' children...haha, too funny!

  • Hahaha, yes. That's to damn funny!

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  • fuck you then...

  • the dog one is the best

  • Borat: ok high 5

    Police: i Don't high 5 nobody

    hhahahhahah :-D

  • ''Do not tell me what to do, Woman!!''

  • my anuuus is open like the mouth of tired dog HAHAHAHAHA

  • how do you recomend i cook this! fucking hell borats gone chinese!

  • -did you have sexual relation with any other family member?

    -no, I'm not sick! lol :D

  • haha i done hi5 nobody >> he must b a black guy:)LOLZ

  • "my anoos is open like a mouth of tired dog, if you make attack on it it may make a release" rofl

  • the cheese guy is has the biggest patience ever.

  • jews re jesus' children? lol

  • no we're children of Avraham

  • i cannot believe that guy can stand him. Well i can't.

  • borat is a jew btw dick heads XD

  • borat isnt a jew, the guy who plays borat is a jew, borat hates jews ;)

  • lamo thanks dork

  • lol you're too cool for us you should win an award -.-

  • i want an emmy

  • i cant beleive he came to WV ..thats my friends mom at the animal shelter..lmao

  • did borat even have a car license?

  • thats cheze

  • do u had any sexual relation with any family member ?

    borat : No, Im Not Sick

  • LMAO....Nothing beats the rodeo scene though. Pure balls pulling that one off!

  • this one can not be cheese.

  • the last one was racist even borat ddint cacth it

  • hes white too duh

  • OK HI FIVE!

  • i had sex wid ma sister,. did u have sex wid any other family members,.." no i am not sik" ahahahahaha funny guy man!

  • Luv the part with the dog and cheeze!!!

  • ok, i like you HIGH FIVE!...xDDD

  • how do u recommend i cook this. haha

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  • he is english :P scha baro ncohen he is called

  • Exactly!!! ))

  • It's a movie -.-

  • Of course not, nothing in this movie has anything to do with kazakstan, they dont even speak it, borat speaks hebrew, the actor is jewish!

  • I'm glad that you understand it :)))

    However not everyone thinks like this, some people evaluate the country by the movie. That's the point...

  • haha, dog scene!

  • attack the jew !

    lol

  • The cop was an asshole

  • hahahahhah that dog scene was classic

  • why cant he say all is cheeseee LoL

  • That supermarket guy was unusually patient.

  • That guy in the market is so polite.

  • Idiot from the lattin I

  • what did they get pulled over for?

  • two foreigners + ice cream truck + live bear + late at night + Texas = getting pulled over

  • ah. right. live bear lol

  • So Funny!!

  • lol after the dog gives me comapionship and sexytime

  • LMFAOOOOO THE DOG

  • my anus is open like mouth of tired dog lmfao

  • do not tell me what to do woman

  • How those that employe takes borats funny nonsense.

  • What is a this how does that guy take Borat asking a FUNNY ridiculous question which all come up that's cheese.

  • They should have definitely left the the cheese scene in the film.

  • borats funny as hell it sucks how sacha isnt going to be portraying him anymore

  • he doing bruno now aint he?

  • yeah theres gonna be a bruno movie but no more ali g or borat. :(

  • well think of it this way, it would get old if he kept making movies with the same charactors

  • "you dont tell me what to do woman"

    classic

  • I dont high five nobody...hehehe

  • What is this?

  • OMG, i think i just wet my pants laughing so much

  • what is this?Thats cheese.and what is this?that is also cheese .wow thats funni its all cheese then he gose back and does it again lol

  • omg "when you make all the men do a period can I be on top?. I assume he's talking about the Abu Ghraib prison abuse (where the US soilders sexually abused the Iraq POWs)

  • ofcourse..

  • ofcourse what?

  • he said pyramid.

  • Except it's pyramid, not period. Pissed myself laughing at that one.

  • looooool Attack the Jew

  • That song between the scenes is really annoying

  • How do I cook this-hahahahahah

  • 2:17 - 2:38 looooool Attack the Jew!

  • 5:05 - 5:18

    lol

  • LOL LOL Jews are Jesus' children...that woman more off than Borat

  • why is she off??

  • because jews dont belief in jesus

  • everyone belives in Jesus. Jews just don't believe he is the son of God. and if she's christian she believes that Jesus loves everyone, not just who believe in him or not. you are off...

  • TAtack the JEW lol haha

  • i like it! hi5!

    lmao:))