CAPTAIN JACK DAWSON! : ASK SHANE #5

[Msrainbowluver1]

you should be kanye west teehee

[RequiredRS]

sweet life on dick X[)

[tuggles100]

Its the sweet life SHOW MA DICK hahah

[UnorthodoxedRibena]

Be the nostalgia critic..

[yaoirockz]

be hatsune miku

[girandhispiggyful]

HOLY SHIT HE DOES LOOK LIKE AVRIL!!!!!!!!

[NicoleDD73]

MINE IS CHUCKY

[KelseeHa48]

He always takes off the head f the costume!!

[OliveOliable]

i like eyeliner on you shane. i also like the name shane. also i wish u had been on the disney channel bc... well yeah....

[staronstar]

Omg Scream! It was also my first horror film and I like...got obsessed lol but yeah :D

[IiIbEsOoOIiI]

SHANE DO U LIKE AVRIL OR UR JUST LAUGH AT HERE ?

[Gamingcentralreplay]

its a suite life here my D**K

[Darkblackchocolatay]

My first horror film was paranormal activity

[TheBadVampier]

Scream my first horror movie i watched too :)

[glozell6]

It's the suite life... Here's my dick!

[1013lolgirl]

shane, who is your favorite character you dress up as

[andriodmir]

Its funny wat Shane said, "sweet life of = my dick" lmfaoo

I was cracking up

[milkimoo43]

Shane, first off I wanna inject heroin into myself with you, and what's your fave food?

[TheMusiclvr17]

AHHH!!!!! he sliced me.....oh wait.....nvm just a video....... Or was it my imagunation

[girlyzana123]

you should be a big banna lol

[kidf1000]

whoever disliked him ima come to ur house and shove a 2 by 4 up ur basshole1

[maxlover911]

The more you stomp in shit the more it stinks :D

[libbiewovsu]

it's a sweet life-HERES MY D**K!! XD

[AbbyMay135]

I love Pirates of the Carribean!!!! Errrrr.... Is carribean spelled right? Wut evs i just wanted to say i love it. Im a nerd..

[PurpleNinja1199]

He looked like Ronnie Radke to me. O.o

[the17thscottishduck]

oh yeah p.s. wear a sailormoon costume

[SutaTsuki]

@the17thscottishduck are you going to say that in every Ask Shane video? -_-

[the17thscottishduck]

can you put more hilarious vids along with ask shane on mondays

[4everloveShaneDawson]

Dear Shane , please don't disconnect your phone getting me all exited about talking to my idol please help cuz I really need to talk xxhannah

[Ms11ANIMAL]

shane were invader zim stuff

[XxNeonFirefliesxX]

pause at 0:52 :) He has amazing eyes :)

[BrennaLoves]

Its the sweet life!!.. HERES MY DICK!! lmfao!!

[IzzyFoxandManic4eva]

by trying to sound like a pirate u sounded like an angry talking dog..

[Thecashy41234]

i really enjoy your ask shane thingys that you do. i really do enjoy them

[XblackswanXx]

It's the sweet life HERE'S MY DICK!

[MusicalLovingGeek]

its the sweet life, HERES AH DICK! BEST. LINE. EVAR.

[RandomUnicornsAndMe]

Dear Shane,

Are you gay.....

[wmsingerchicky]

Jack dawson is the dude from titanic. Lolz.

[dancegreen333]

OMG! u'd be a terrible disney actor. I'm sorry, but it had to be said. imagine kids with u as there roll model. they would be...............

fudgin' awesome!!! lol

[HUDSONROCHACANTUARIA]

JACK DAWSON is the TITANIC JACK

[SakiWatari]

Oh my gosh... He DOES look like Avril Lavigne! 0.o

[shanedawsonfreakout1]

SHANE!!! avril lavigne is my role modle and brit brit but...

[1234shanedawson]

i love how that number is disconnected way to go shane i was gettin all excited think u were gonna pick up and then whoossshhh this number has been disconnected ;/

[supermik1616]

you need his beard!!!!

[AtomicTank1000]

Dress up as Jeremy Jahns

[luffleslollypop]

e.e The Suite Life has now been eternally ruined for me.

[gummybear138]

Dear shane; Why don't you dress up as raywilliamjhonson on one of the episodes?

[joneaking]

luv it!!!!!

[AllOhh1]

wear a scream costume !!!! :D

[ggirl3798]

I <3 Jack Sparrow

I <3 Jack Dawson

I <3 Shane Dawson

AND I <3 Jack Clarke (my bf) haha

[juliannateague]

i wanna marry himm..

[xSwagsMean]

I loooooove Scream !! All 4. I actually watched them again today..

[reefman231]

The creepyiest is pinnochio

[aurouraborealis]

scream is the bomb,also my fav.

[Xmia29X]

dear shane if you could pick your own coustum what would it be.......

[210lilypie]

lol i love this video

[BounzerProductions]

you're fucking hot

[alexdankert99]

U should dress up like Obama

[alexdankert99]

Hey I love ur video I'm a new YouTuber and I just put up a new video do plz go check it out and subscribe thanks

[Mallisa25]

Without the title saying CAPTAIN JACK DAWSON I would've guessed he was Black Beard :/

[AllisonWonderlantis]

Scream is my FAVORITE horror movie. I actually got into watching it when i was in kindegarten and we had to draw a picture of what we liked to do and i drew me sitting in a chair smiling(because i didnt know any other facial expressions)and watching scream chase a person with a knife.haha not kidding TRUE STORY

[BrittLoveShaneDawson]

HEYY SHANE I LUVVV U!

[FightingZerk]

LOL when before u said "scream" i was like, say scream. pleeeeeease say scream!

and u sead scream and i was like. fuckyes!

[ticklemesanta1]

Fuck you disney show my coochie ow! lmao

[fnickandfiggygirl05]

You look smexy with guy liner ;)

[kellybellyG]

DUDE SCREAN IS MY FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE TOO!!! I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND CHUCKY

[ThepinkIcecream1]

before i watched this i wathced ask shane where you were avril lavigne :D

[renoloverxoxo]

He only answered one question...

[polkadotsie]

omg jack dawson. titanic :0

[sk8teland1]

lmfaoo avril lavigne

[HotShotOmega]

dress as dirk the daring.

[TheChubbinGismo]

Dress up like pinky Pie. Nuff said. Like so he sees it please.

[crackerandfriends]

I have to pee,,, but I don't wanna leave Shane :)

[SuperMia1231]

can you dreess up like.....bill kaulitz or tom kaulitz!!!!

[zoey101417]

@musicsavesm3 there my favorite band I love Andy

[musicsavesm3]

i love scream! but can you do screamo and also you should dress up as andy sixx off of black veil brides! love that band

[123MangoPassion]

where's the moustache?!

[Xx69scenequeenxX]

He should wear eyeliner more often.. ;)

[enniewilliams]

whore flim? lol

[TheExtrme8]

would u fuck miley cyrus and dress up as peter pan

[3131Paola]

do a video of shakira or dora and start dancing like an idiot

[123HANNAHJACKSON]

You should be a stipper haha

[TheGiofromgeorgia]

dress up as iron man

[beastlyadventurerers]

dress up as edward from twilight!!!

[ccbear512]

i like the the a a a a a ask shane o o o o on monday! :D

[starlovertje4you]

HOLY SHITTYBALLS! y u dont know the potc????!!!!! omg ''captain jack sparrow from the piretes of the something bean!''

ur awesome!

[TheIncrediblyStrange]

u should dress up as your dog charlie :D

or as your brother

or as mario

[canyon980948]

he has really pretty eyes..

[musicsavesm3]

@canyon980948 ain that the truth

[xXPokemonlove43Xx]

It's the suite life...HERE'S MY DICK.!! xD

[ericarox759]

How did u come-up with ur "Ask Shane" theme song??

[XCookieXIXMonsterX]

SHANE! I have question :) and a costume idea

The question is, what would you do if Rebbeca Black offered you to sing a song with her?

And my costume idea is for you to dress up as a character from Naruto.

(p.s. you look good with guyliner) <3

[lilyb1742]

Be Elmo or Bigbird ! Lol

[TouretteChick]

Nice singing voice... Now take your shirt off and bounce around for me

[xxSweetHeartLovex]

I KNEW IT!!!!!

I KNEW one day you would wear guyliner!!!!

X glares x

Wear it more plz :3  :D

[MooDawson]

Except hes my man... I mean I AM my own bfs fan...

[MooDawson]

@dannys1andonly... Ur username is wut I was gonna pick.

3 u my Danny.

[dannys1andonlyfan]

hes my husband:D

[Rylee13Insomniax]

Te hehe, everyone looks better in eyeliner! :3

[MontanaMathGuy]

It's the sweet life of MY DICK

[MorganHugsAndKisses]

Did anyone else notice in the description box he put his phone number :3

[allNaturalbyK]

What kind of eye liner do you wear?

[epicman345]

i am balancing a spoon on my nose as we talk

[TilaLove2737]

ha scream was the first scary movie i ever saw and yeah, i laughed at most parts

[donnaleuellen]

You Should Dress Up As... A Banana !! :D i love you Shaneee <3

[chey2496]

you should dress up as jack dawson from...you know..titanic

[msspylac]

how did u get the realy good aaaaaaaask shane on mmmmmmmondays?

[kellykillers]

You should dress up as The Grudge!!!

[BulletproofRiot]

Shane looked like Tim Minchin xD

[jessieGize]

u shuld dress up as an old ass bitch

[dad3332211]

Thanks alot Shane! U sliced my arm of!

[animallover23344]

"It's the sweet life HERES MY DICK!!" lol XD

[ThePeacelover98]

PIKACHU please

[mrnyseterful]

squizing what brain??

[Bekzstar]

you look like that guy who plays the piano and stuff. lol.

[Nickolexu]

Cool hat

[Metallicarulesall18]

Scream was my first and favorite horror movie ever!

[nostalgiacriticfan09]

YOUR NOT JACK SPAROW GET DRUNK AND ACT STUPID

D

[SophieLovesHCO]

omfg ! ask shane #24 begins with him as avril in complicated XD

[LaserPink]

The last sword swoosh noise was SOOO Fruit Ninja! Thumbs if you know what I'm talking about.

[girgirl127]

what brain shane? XDDDDD jk!!!! i love you!

[VampiraJG]

Watch the movies! They're AMAZING! And dress up as Sweeney Todd! I-3JohnnyDepp

[BrennaLoves]

omg i love how shane laughs at himself all the time!! its funny cause i do the same thing all the time!!!!!! :)

[Liivlarr]

Holy shit you look hot.

[Besties2000]

Be Snooki! Thumbs up so he can see it!

[Kalika331]

OH MY GODDDDD!!!! YOu should totally do an ADAM LAMBERT costume!!! It would be soooooooo AWESOME!!! Awesome is so like yoou! im gonna go watch more of your videos, so... by 4 now!!

[scarlett5191]

its the sweet life heres my dick >.<

[gingalightnin3]

I have all the scream movies who was your favorite character? I liked randy and stu

[Mriamladygaga1]

scream movies r my favorit

[1218marc]

scream is my fav. horror movie too!!!

[toocool245]

lol

[Darksaga5ismyroblox]

Shane why r u not on disney channel?

[JallyandDyrena]

ITS A SWEET LIFE-HERES MY DICK! AHA 1:44 funny face

[cammiecakes1020]

you should be barbie!

[DannisMusicWorld]

This was the first vid i saw of shane and it's been a year :D

[cococoladrpepper]

You look good in eyeliner. Not many guys can wear it that good.

[binle131]

U remind me of a girl i know



[Badman6021]

The sweet life on "dick"

[BritishGrit]

why are all the video questions 13-year olds in bed..

[AyaG2000]

Captain Jack Dawson ? The guy from titanic

[coolcat0616]

r u alone at home or alone filming your self being funny laughing at ur own jokes when know one is there?!

Cause if u r ur official name is ........... petefile

[cheerleader949]

wow shane u rock!!!

[MissCuteAs]

*Cough* Yes U do look like Avril Lavigne... the one time U can dis her and the one time I agree is now....

[pinkyalater]

lol

[TheEvilPoptart411]

You Wear Guyliner.. :)

[theblackchaos737]

You've NEVER seen PIRATES???????? Thats ok shane still love u :)

[yowazzup4]

why the hell did you wear that shit in the beginning

[lenKagamine147]

Seriously? Arg? My initials :likeaboss:

[NerdzyGrl16]

you do know tht jack dawson is a character in Titanic right

go to Nerdzygrl16's channel to find out how to be drunk hah it's fun

[maryjane4teamhelena]

cn u be sweeney todd tht johnny depp played cos u can really make fun uff him alot cos hes a crazy syco killer in there

[katvalentine239]

If there was a really hot 13 year old.......... Would you date her?

[Roccersc]

@katvalentine239 That's such a dumb question.. of course he'd not do that.

[skykity]

When you said 'Horror films' it sounded like you said 'Whore films.'

[TheGir58]

damn shane u iz 1 crazy motha fuka

[misslovleygirl]

you look sexy in eyeliner!!!!

[MrPancakes418]

"The more you stomp in poop, the more its stinks." "Someone give this bitch a nobel prize" He never fails to crack me up xD

[crazysyd520]

DUCK COSTUME PLEASE!!!!!!

[MrArmadillo85]

Shane wear eyeliner more. 

[musicVamp527]

Shane, start wearing eyeliner more. Its sexy. :p

[NikkiDoggie22]

scream is of da hook!!!!!!!!!! :)

[mrsinsidious]

i think im going crazy bcause of that rebecca black video {i now have a fridayophobia bcause of her] so im thinkin that shane will look pretty hot as hitler lol.... *kills self after wrtiing this*

[Dervish5551]

WHOOOOOOOO SCREAM

[Cassandra23464]

its a sweet life, HERES MY DICK, ha ha ha so funny

[TheEpicwtf]

My first is my fav and it's avp :D

[thehockeygirl147]

Jack Dawson it's from titanic lol

[Cassandra23464]

1:34 through 1:48 so hilarious

[TheDANG200]

shane u love scream me to your favorite youtuber

[weenie1998]

u should dress up as alice in wonderland and "what dp you do when no ones arounds around?? -3

[SpainFanGirl8D]

Oh my god I busted out laughing when he said "It's the sweet life HERE'S MY DICK!"

LOLOLOLOL

[Hugejelly20]

u should watch the movies!!! man.

[Gistastic]

Get a crayon costume and act like you wish you were a dick! Lol. Top of my mind :p

[AwesomeBoy278]

That was so odd - you only got through 2 questions as you were making so many sexual references XD