Matt Smith Picks on: Steve Jobs Believers at WWDC 07

[theDJSlimJim]

HAHAHAHA! I love this! Especially at the end when Steve Jobs dies and Bill Gates resurrects him at their last supper together. Then they impregnate a woman by staring at them, and the ultimate computer is born. And his name was J35U5.

Anyone else think its easier to worship someone who's real?

[theDJSlimJim]

HAHAHAHA! I love this! Especially at the end when Steve Jobs dies and Bill Gates resurrects him at their last supper together. Then they impregnate a woman by staring at them, and the ultimate computer is born. And his name was J35U5.

Anyone else think its easier to worship someone who's real?

[trallemonster]

Forbidden fruit is just an analogy for technology anyway. Think about it.

[trallemonster]

This is kind of a stretch isn't it?

[SFMattsmith]

And Apple's marketing isn't an creepily successful attempt at mind control?

[heresyisprogress]

what's wrong with "finding salvation elsewhere"? why is that such a haunting revelation? this is only a scary idea to those who have something to lose from people throwing off the yoke of religious mind control...

[RoseDuelistFarren]

I agree. o.O

[leftovers0]

@Radium

Is it? You must have missed all those mac owners suicide bombing the pc using infidels.

[valupak]

So I guess you mean that Mac users are like Catholics, and PC-Window users are like Protestants?

[jjasonwrght]

It didn't say anything about PC users, and if it did he would say the smae things.