2012 CES Keynote

[TaviYamato]

failquality !

[chregon2001]

the remix rocks :D

[firstodd]

sigh. try 11:20

[firstodd]

... make that 7:15

[firstodd]

jesus wtf. Skip to 1:45 for the actual content.

[coolchivota]

49:35, oh no..............

[carlopez3]

43:00, Oh thank God 

[8150shaf]

Could we rename this to biggest collection of failed jokes?

[nolandempsey]

CES Tweet choir? I immediately stopped watching...

[ChingChongCification]

so u had to bring on a metrosexual to show off your metro design.

[ArmyGrunt737]

What is the song at 29:22 ?

[vanislemozartfan]

So Cool!

[DerpBanana]

I can't wait, I tried out Windows Developer Preview, it's stylish and innovative! My PC did crash more often now but I was running the x64 version, keep this up I CANT WAIT FOR WINDOWS 8!

[dustinlanter]

I love how everyone is putting down metro style for Windows 8 when it hasn't even been released yet. I tried the beta on my PC and I loved it.

[8150shaf]

@dustinlanter I completely understand you here, I actually put it down fully as well. I said it just isn't as practical but then I realised what they are trying to do. I don't have beta yet but when the consumer preview comes out on Feb 29th I will get it. I actually cannot wait!

[ninjawafflexD]

The fuck? They're trying to turn the PC into a fucking smartphone.

Also, that guy looks and speaks like a retarded turtle.

[ciobaneasca]

the game Cut The Rope is the power of windows8 . WTF is this shit??? LoL :))) fail windows8 like vista !!!!

[ciobaneasca]

Fuck Metro Style!!! Delete this pice of Shed !!! This is For tablets...not for Pc.

[ShivMan007]

this is awkward. 

[rkukentertainment]

lol. The weird music mixed from clips of CES sounded oddly good

[MendicantBiasMB05032]

lol at microsoft and apple fanboys fighting in these comments.

[TheAverageGuy1000]

I remember Steve Balmer from that really old fucked up commercial...

[IvanPlayStation4LiFe]

this shit was so lame and boring. Microsoft fails again.

[jvk1076]

Windows 8 looks stupid, looks like the fucking tablets. I'd rather keep the traditional windows look.

[ggamlet86]

android smart.

windows phone is not effective

[waqaskhan137]

I thought he is going to say Steve Jobssss

[mahballzrhari]

@Armandounholy common sense and overrated and expensive APPLE ?

[anitatime]

microsoft is behind times and their software is resource heavy crashes all time since the day it started!!

[myjamm1]

if microsoft android apple ceo,s had a wrestling match ballmer might knock all down

[Twomonthago]

When I read rhetoric and debasing use of words I remind myself this is either psychotic or immaturity and unneeded viewing information video. Windows in my opinion is for people that are productive in doing matters that's important to a need. Apple seem to become a entertainment component and lost its grip on productivity.

[mahballzrhari]

windows 7 = best OS ever.

[mahballzrhari]

@Armandounholy apple is for teen, fashionista girls.

[vidwa]

@mahballzrhari lol have you seen the guys doing the smokedbywindowsphone videos with iphones and galaxy nexus, those are some lonely people

[KehBay]

The innovations shown for XBOX and the plethora of content that is available doesnt amount to a hill of beans outside the US.

I despise on demand media devices now because if you live outside the United States you're met with a near useless device.

[WindowsXpExpert]

good presentation, but balmer's voice's aint good

[minhtanp]

Seems like Windows Phone is pretty decent.

[egyptrocks265]

@minhtanp it is

[TheFatpat69]

Lol I love micro haters but they watched the keynote!!!! Lol

[reyzuna]

i wonder whats the problem having dislikes even though it was just an information video??

[nsun200]

@reyzuna

People just have a grudge on Microsoft for little reason. They have made outstanding products, it's a shame people don't realize that.

[zimbebe]

Wow fuck this mainstream shit

[annaju86]

search for "Microsoft CES 2012 Keynote Fail" ... ;)

[snuhr]

metro = dog shit

win 3.11 has better UI

[f1r31c3r1]

lol and it is still closed source, do you really expect users to trust you with your software urm.... That software could be keeping track of everything your doing on it. i mean everything too.

[AnarchyRealmz]

@f1r31c3r1 like the Illuminati music at the beginning? Its obvious which side Microsoft is on...

[justinbristoe]

mouse and skeet lol

[roebvideo]

I found it really interesting, Microsoft is a leader in innovation. Good work.

[CmdShepard]

METRO! METRO! METROWW!!1

[123reset123]

I want to know what is the name of the person who showed up at 7:54 ??

[armandsarkani]

The rise of smartphones all started because of one phone... iPhone

[EWHRDIII]

@armandsarkani The rise of smartphones all started because of one phone... the Ericsson R380 Smartphone, released in 2000.

[WindowsXpExpert]

@armandsarkani fuck you?

[ContinentalAir123]

Voice Command Fail. SIRI is where its at!

[WindowsXpExpert]

@ContinentalAir123 fuck you?

[Willsterdude3000]

CES would be 10000000x better if Apple did a keynote there. I know Apple like to have their own special events, but it would be good if next year they took Microsoft's place since Microsoft have finished with CES.

[bmw2go11]

0:49:31 wtf is this shit?

this 70 minute video was supposed to inform viewers about TECHNOLOGY AND INNOVATION.

NOT SOME CHOIR GROUP REPEATING A LINE 20 TIMES...

[sonicfan23]

I hate all this Metro shit on Desktop Windows... Microsoft can't have 2 completely different experiences in 1 OS... it just won't work.

[vgking699]

Its hard to really pin point it but I really can't stand Steve ballmar

[wibawahd]

I smell a lot of disappointment came from Ryan especially when Ballmer answered the "what's next" question...

[MrSwerley]

"Start is your home, you're starting point." Well at least microsoft knows simple english..

[r14balu]

No one can give a keynote like steve jobs

[kurtraymond769]

19:19 FAIL

[cybereddie]

Bill Gates is SO ... BSOD

[amauryelchulo]

0:25:22 THE MAN WHO WAS MAKING FUN OF THE iPHONE. " 500 DOLLARS? FOR A PHONE WITH CONTRACT? HAHAH, THAT MAKE THIS PHONE THE MOST EXPENSIVE IN THE WORLD!! AND IT'S NOT A GOOD FOR BUSINESS, PHONE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A KEYBOARD WHICH MAKES IT NOT A VERY GOOD "EMAIL" MACHINE xD """Who's Laughing Now? hahahahahah

[Gooberwoot7]

i watched the entire video. WHY IS IT SOOO LONG

[ahsonk]

Oh Jobs... how the world will miss your keynotes...

[Cloberkinz]

Check out my channel for COD montages and guide of how to change your NAT type to open, plz sub :D

[AntiBoarding007]

Microsoft. You've failed yet again. Your keynotes are getting more like Apples every day, you are releasing computers that are replicas of the MacBook Air, your voice recognition failed right in front of you (If someone missed that he said "sounds great" and the phone picked it up as "sound"), and your products are getting worse. I'm sorry but, I switched over to Mac, and haven't had a single issue yet. Looks like things are going downhill for the worse for you....

[eaxvac1]

@AntiBoarding007 lol isheep fuck off

[shiningpaths]

this makes me appreciate my linux pc even more.

[dustinroby1]

You call Microsoft big brother??? Apple controls everything you can do with their devices.

[Bid2Chance]

"Fox News" is an entertainment leader??? Thanks for admitting that.

[the123blackjack]

17:25 14 missed calls from Ryan Seacrest ????? hmmm Derek Snyder

[SonsOfBoredom]

twilight saga , kardashian , ryan seacrest .. 20 minutes in and m thinking of switching to mac :P

[iveidechan]

@darth3pio ''Any Windows 7 PC ever made''

[darth3pio]

@iveidechan It was a joke :P

[paperbags1]

If u like this or mac it's still a step in the right direction who knows what's next mabe mac fails(no likely) mabe windows wins on 8 who knows it's still cool

[msul78]

Nice!

[DulceXimenaBO]

skip to 28:15 if you're just interested in windows 8

[DulceXimenaBO]

7:10 - 9:19 LOL they want to play DJ.. xD

[DulceXimenaBO]

i just got confused, i expected the guy to say "steve jobs" LOL :D

[Arcadium1177]

That Pogo remix was AWESOME. 

[jazzyj12399]

i had to choose between pc or mac laptop went with mac..between iphone or windows phone i went to windows..tablet not sure i'll have to wait and see windows 8

[escapechris]

Microsoft you are a great company but was the choir really necessary?

[llama0carl]

Thumbs up if Steve Ballmer scares you

[bulgariamitko]

0:59 ???????????????????? WTF!!!

[Radioboy]

I do not like the arrogance which Ballmer speaks Ballmer.

If not for the pressure that Apple has created indirectly they would never have left their old formula.

[Radioboy]

And I hate all those who appear on stage. It looks like a Republican wedding.

Shirt with cufflinks in CES show. Are you kidding?

[Radioboy]

I like windows 8 a lot, but if Microsoft does not produce its own computers I will never buy it.

[mahballzrhari]

@Radioboy joke of a comment. the best thing about windows is the hardware choices. dell,hp,asus,sony,lenovo,samsu­ng,panasonic ..... so many great choices.

[omhyr21]

360p? Was the video made a few days ago or ten years ago? Seriously Microsoft no wonder nobody likes you...

[jameswalker199]

Thank you Windows for being you, Without you, I'd have nothing to fix!

Windows, the best OS for the guy who likes fixing things!

[Minatory221133]

So many blah, blah, blah right from the start

[BoxMcCary]

I guess it helps to have absolutely ZERO shame to shill this SHITE that'll all end up in the dustbin of tech history .... And by the way -- the reason CES as a whole is dying, if not outright already dead, is because everything right now is Apple. EVERYTHING.

[Ivanpankin]

@BoxMcCary another apple sicker? :O lol get out of here, ok?

[ande765a]

Comeon Microsoft, we are in 2012 and all you give me is 360p -.-

[Ivanpankin]

@ande765a yeah and this CES Show, not retro-cars show -_-

[nowzadick]

One word Microsoft always uses: "Excited"

[joshstine10]

I am a Microsoft fan but this is just so bad. They really didn't announce anything that matters.

[ciobaneasca]

@joshstine10 yes right,nothing new...all its old like mother Terra...Windows 8 pice of shed fail sistem Ever..woorse than Vista..:))))

[WP7User]

@joshstine10 That's why this is the last time Microsoft is at CES. It doesn't fit with the time they want to release and show new products.

[sprogsy10]

How is this Steve Ballmer? Microsoft's clown?

[sprogsy10]

lmao, not sure how serious to take him.

[goricanec666]

19:22 he says: " Sounds great "

Phone writes only "Sounds"

AND EVERYTHING WORKS PERFECTLY

yeah, right :D

[hawkshuvo]

@goricanec666 hah yeah indeed .

[adeeply]

49:30 only one guy LAWL

[lare2gfx]

Ballmer always make me laugh

[btnerd]

Man those niggs have big mouthes.

[santosbl01]

Thumbs up if Ryan Gosling should have hosted the keynote instead of Seacrest

[Th33M33]

19:25 LMAOOOO! that never happens with siri, and no, i have an old nokia phone and a PC ;)

[2TLEONG]

looks like Microsoft very Very VERY! convince that their product will work Work WORK! in 2012....hem....-_-....anyone want apple?

[Lolwut240]

wtf is nawwwwkia??

[warex3d]

Imagine have a tile with Bill Gates as a friend ;) ... Love my windows phone.

[jossc]

Subliminal massage to MS at first 8minutes. Comeback next year please SB

[sokerstrikr15]

What s the song at the end?

[331319]

only ONE white guy in the tweet choir.

[halfingr]

@Armandounholy You know why there isn't any 'laughter'?

Because the people there at the Microsoft Keynote are there to LISTEN, not to laugh unnecessarily loud and clap like Thermians.

Apple sheeple go to a Keynote to shut their brains off and plug in to what 'new innovation' Big Brother wants to sell them next.

[331319]

funny they would show off a Sony Vaio at a Microsoft keynote.

[OMGBONER94]

@331319 it a pcand it runs windows

[CosmosusMagnus]

@halfingr ooohohoho! burn. Lol

[NYCZombie]

wtf



[NYCZombie]

sounds great

[SuperPrettyswagg]

y is all windows product look the same.. Xbox new interface look like the new windows 8 and the windows cell phone... all windows customers are going to go to apple...

[TheEricBooth]

@SuperPrettyswagg It's called a unified user experience.

[SuperPrettyswagg]

@TheEricBooth yea but thats like apple making there laptops and desktop the same ass the iphone

[freddyteddey]

WOW, PS3 is no competition, sony should be terrified at this point

[iPodthe3]

when they say Steve it like steve jods is CEO of windows

[vinayutubeaccount]

No-okia?

[mtothem1337]

i don't like the voice control, its so slow, i flick to games and start my game in less then 2sec, while it takes almost 10sec or more using voice

[freddyteddey]

@mtothem1337 True, most gamers have that speedy response, but maybe you can't find your controller so you flick to your game while you try to find it.

[mtothem1337]

@Cubanitokill7s Windows 8 Preview build has been out for a few months.

[THErandomGAMER456]

@Cubanitokill7s it has been out fore 3 weeks!!!! =)

[0xNEVVG3N]

@Cubanitokill7s

huh?

[0xNEVVG3N]

Partnership with News Corp? Really Microsoft? Who the hell watches Fox Propaganda anymore? You have to be really dumb to watch that crap.

[ChristLikeness100]

He's right about longer batt life. My Vista lappy could do up to 90 mins according to spec. Never did tho'. Me Win7 lappy gets a kick out of giving me the full three and a half hours. Nice one. Oh, and best PC? Gotta be Medion. I love 'em:)

[mickyd110011]

when they were talking about sesame street, is that kid really a boy!?

[appleloveTK]

I actually like the Windows 8 Metro Interface, but it should be disabled on non-touch devices.. Also I think the worst move they made was changing the start menu.. Instead of being able to choose applications or games from the usual list you are greeted with the Metro UI..

[leefuji]

360p really?

[NetGenReviews]

Best part at 1:11:11 ;) Make a wish.

[NetGenReviews]

This place about to Bl o. oo. oo oo .ooooowwwww

[CosmosusMagnus]

The 1 dislike must be a member of the Apple cult.

[0xNEVVG3N]

@CosmosusMagnus

I disliked it and I'm not a fan of Apple at all, I just hate that useless metro UI, I hate the fact that they won't give us a choice to disable that crap.

[CosmosusMagnus]

@0xNEVVG3N Lol. Well, I personally have nothing against the Metro look. Just doesn't mean you always have to use it. xD And hey, we never know. They may give us that option for the RTM release.

[Hildron101010]

@CosmosusMagnus Seriously, who wouldn't dislike this? 99% of people I know, and 99% of tech shows I listen to say that Microsoft presentations are boring. And I agree, they are not well made, or prepared, and Ballmer is freakin' crazy. Plus the video quality is a pathetic 360p...

[CosmosusMagnus]

@Hildron101010 The usually are, yes. I dont specifically like everything Microsoft does, but I do enjoy corporations trying to move forward. Microsoft is taking a risk with the Metro UI, but seriously, where is innovation if no one tries anything different? Where is innovation if no one tries something new every now and then? Personally, I only use Windows for gaming. Everything else I do in Crunchbang Linux. And A video being only 360p shouldn't be the reason to not watch something.

[CosmosusMagnus]

@CosmosusMagnus *they

[Radioboy]

@CosmosusMagnus I am a member of the Apple cult and I LOVE Windows 8.

What surprises me is that all you like it, is the first risky Microsoft product in 20 years.

I thought that conservatives were going to be scared.

[CosmosusMagnus]

@Radioboy Lol

[YUPnNOPE]

giant next to terri at 45:06

[0xNEVVG3N]

Live tiles constantly retrieving data which will max out your data plan faster. Thanks microsoft.

[0xNEVVG3N]

I'm a windows user but Android is the best mobile operating system & metro UI sucks, at least give us the choice to choose disable that crap Microsoft. I only want the desktop in my desktop I don't care about this useless metro crap.

[sokerstrikr15]

@0xNEVVG3N

They do give you an option to turn it off

[0xNEVVG3N]

@sokerstrikr15

Really? So when I restart my machine I go straight to the desktop? No Metro crap? Have you tried this?

[SoniStreet]

P.S. Thanks Microsoft for staying awesome. ♥♥ 2012 will be great year for you and your fans!

[0xNEVVG3N]

Sound. Voice recognition FAIL !!!!

[SoniStreet]

Seriously??? SEE TWILIGHT SAGA???!!!!!!