California On New Years

[flyce101]

Orange Juice



[UltimateJyglypuff]

DAT JUICE XD

[nothingisavailable47]

4:44 O.o wat is happening !?

[B1GhuskerNY]

how do i sumbit my votes?

[farlcoon]

above 3.7 is decent 

[talklouder13]

3.0 GPA sucks

[tisha2011]

Oh my god. The subs for that dude.

[yajairaysilva]

"frohm hear too messiko" LMAO!!

[Lattenkiste]

1:01 Dayum girl!

[11KAB11]

the end was fuckin hilarious !!!!!!!

[UtubeIzFuny]

Is this cheetah or lee-o-pard?

[OhplsAndrew]

you guys are being so mean to that ginger!

[ilovegdean]

Oh, ill like and rape you, no prob.

[mrbaseballgeek]

California on BEER!!

[mrbaseballgeek]

California on thanksgiving

[mrbaseballgeek]

California on Christmas!

[RickySouthwell]

@TheDaniel180895 There is no such thing as being out of some ones league. We are all human.

[Hippiedrink]

Ok, that ending was hilarious, but the subtitles almost killed me because I was laughing so hard

[SFfanboi]

thats the funniest ending from all your videos hahah

[landedgames]

Don't worry Kassem I'll happily RAPE you

[AbstractReaIity]

Just submitting some votes..

[AmericanAztec915]

that leapord mexican is awesome xD he should have his own youtube channel

[mjheeeb]

I WANT THOSE DENIM SHORTS. in hot pant version...

[littlesheep11]

by recycle you mean....just eat?

[ArielLee06]

rape, comment, RAPE COMMENT?? can't stop laughing xD

[TheDaniel180895]

0:35, WTF, that cannot be his gf, shes wayy outa his league...

[MrSquid117]

"mama said ima pimp"

[TheLivinDead2]

helmets on a segway really?

[mshmoon11]

fucking stop posting videos its ruining my life!!

[2GreenBlue]

@aleba1010 alien.

[halo25487]

the moment i heard lets go have a joint tonight i knew this was going to be good.

[bozzy7777]

this guy is such a solid youtuber. 3 amazing series: Cali on, Going deep and awkward moments

[LivVilaVida]

lol the guy with the hurley hat reminds me of deadmau5 lol.....

[yllx1337]

2:25 fat Robert Pattinson XDD

[HaylaAlt]

0:01 - 0:17 Someone get that man a record deal.

[XawwyaaX]

you have my voat kassem

[wateveritmaybe]

the hybrid cheetah-leopard jeans shorts guy is on LSD :D

[GrimReaper1169]

Rape, comment, and subscribe, eh? Well, I'm already subcribed and this is me commenting, so there is only one thing left for me to do. Stay aware, Internet. I'm going to be famous in a few days.

[GamerXStudios]

terrorist jacket

[JackRabbitSlim]

0:30 How...HOW did that guy pull a smokin hot chick like that? Is that really her boyfriend? That's some crazy shit right there, he's the kinda guy who looks like he should be in the friendzone!

[subbacultcha91]

@JackRabbitSlim that dude gives me hope lol

[r36power]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[SerbianMachoMan]

RAPE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE!!! XD

[abbiegrace11]

California on Australia!

[6jer0sey9]

No gang bangs this year?!? LOL

[DjDaschMovement]

California On China

[AhmadNabil2011]

LAUAGHED MY FUCKIN ASS OFF 4:31

[walkingwhilesleeping]

I wanna submit my vote.

[anaisabellecgui]

hahahahahhaq that was the first time in 2012 that I laugh HARD hahahahahahaahhaaha omg....amazing!!! I wanna marry you,kassem

[seismis]

0:35 she says "i want" and strokes her head part where the beard grows so i logicly think

"i want a beard"

[mvn1997]

its ok. i didn't need to do my homework today. Or sleep...

[CThrowah]

RAPE COMMENT??

EPIC EPIC EPIC from 4:35 yah lol

[LuiTheCrazy]

I voted.

[Justsomeperson660]

I really don't want to be mean, but how the hell did the red hair guy get her? Was that for real?

[Ana5555551]

@Justsomeperson660 maybe its not about looks for everyone

[Justsomeperson660]

@Ana5555551 I believe some people are like that, but still... 

[daksbled]

@Justsomeperson660 there are ppl that are not superficial

[TimeChaser123]

@daksbled but true love isn't skin deep nor is it superficial!

[cyberspecies46]

@Justsomeperson660 my thoughts exactly

[snugglymuffinbunny]

0:24 the second guy from the left kinda looks like zac efron...

[SlipSloop]

I lost my shit at 2:00

[eaglevillage3]

The subtitles at the end were priceless!

[rockerchick30100]

RAPE!? hahahaha this video made me crack up, pure genius man!

[watchuuname]

messiko!

[suly14]

This was a good ONe

[andeedaloco]

the homeless guy was great

[trugangsta4real]

Art was fantastic!

[MarcusKellar]

The ginger guy must be one of the nicest guys in the world, or else he has a massive dick.

[JokoHaqa]

Feel sorry for the ginger, kassem practially saying infront of him hes a ugly dude LFMAO

[voldemortrules101]

I'm going to kiss someone a blame it on being drunk!!!

[kostasanapol]

NONONO DOND SAY RAPE DOND

[Murat123aydin456]

May i ask what drug he's on, sounds like a hell of a good one.

[UTFRG]

@Murat123aydin456 lol

[schlafanzyk]

its the sum 41 pool boy, literally

[ultimatebeunhaas]

I FUCKING NEED THAT AWESOME BACKPACKJACKET!! :D

[Xreed117]

@ChrisAphoenix awww umadbro? trollin'

[ChrisAphoenix]

kassem is a asshole

[9MinamiKe6]

@ChrisAphoenix Good good, let the butthurt flow through you. Now get the fuck out if you don't have nothing better to do. :)

[AnotherPanther]

4:25 Ha ha at least 3 or 4 years left xD

[dedem1315]

The pool cleaner's breasts are fantastic.

[Yatirifly]

That homeless guy is freaking hilarious!

[Brentypooz]

The guy at 3:50 is the coolest

[kjn94]

Rape and comment haha

[sawyerbobby]

girl at 1:17, her friend is a lot cuter

[TheMonkiAss]

that hand movement that went with 'rape' made my day

[1231GenericName]

Put on closed captions from Youtube at 4:30 then read them.

[aleba1010]

2:35 Asian atleast? whats beyond asian?

[AnotherPanther]

@aleba1010 Uhm... Black?

[HannahW2016]

@aleba1010 Asian rocket scientist.

[wateveritmaybe]

@aleba1010 Indians :P *we are unique :D *

[PunjabiPryde]

@wateveritmaybe India is in Asia.

[TimeToFly28]

@aleba1010 ..COMPUTERS... lol

[chickenmonkeydude]

@aleba1010 Indian

[HOSTILAMUSIC]

@aleba1010 Chuck norris.

[EyeInTriangle1]

@aleba1010 You ever see the movie Rain Man?

[Caretg]

That was one brutal friendzone. "Boyfriend" - riiiight.

[HASHlRAMA]

hot girl: HA, i don't know... i want a....

kassem: to date another ppl?

[EdaDeanne]

lol'ed at the last part XD

[generalwhitexoxo]

how did that nerd kid get that gurl O_O?

[BooGiMayn71]

i just watched the last 5 hours his fucking vids... -_-

[elantichivas1]

@BooGiMayn71 haha i feel ya my nigga

[G0BSRMFE]

@MukuroHiroki Yeah I didn't see the 2009

[dvncan12345]

favourite one

[hemingvejus]

he definitely smoks 0:03 :D

[metalkid588]

3:35. "asian level at least"

AT LEASE?!?!THERE IS NO HIGHER THAN THAT!!!

[bboy4life27]

The end is so funny LOL

[Thegameguideschannel]

"lets go have a joint tonight" Now on iTunes! Only 0.99$

[G0BSRMFE]

Whythey talkingabout 09,10?

[ncfan4life23]

@G0BSRMFE It was posted December 30, 2009.

[MukuroHiroki]

@G0BSRMFE Look at when the video was uploaded. :/

[gongs8]

The girl who wanted a girl friend well.................her friend is super HOT!!!

[pwnsax199888]

3:04 NOOOOOOO

[PinoyZFaVeGuiatrist]

That nerd must have been listening to SIMPLE PICKUP

[superwiicrazy]

@PinoyZFaVeGuiatrist no. simple pickup is shit.

[sharingan2703]

wtf is rape comment?

[manozr]

dont even thumb, even u r watching it on dooms-year 2012

[TheAmontez]

This subtitles at the end made me cry of laughter

[dengrego]

his subtitles are the best

[ViiCToM]

Rape Comment and Subscribe!

[RitzDaCracker1]

Thats the second guy at the end whos said "rape" haha

[wafi84]

i'm gonna get myself one of those backpack coats... the man's a genius

[MaelleAes]

hahahahaha this is so funny

[nemolowkz]

at the End Kassem Though He Was Going to Leave with the Microphone (x

[techinfohelp]

where do i rape

[TaylaSmoshyGoodness]

That's what drugs do to ya kids.

[anoonymous1234567890]

I died at the end.

[zottelmischel]

Thanks and Happy New Year

[WunOhFive105]

Everyone submit your votes! Speaking of votes cali on obama

[slashjizz]

@WunOhFive105 haha thats already been done buddy :D

[BruvixVG]

that nerdy looking kid is one lucky bastard

[FASKSA]

2012

and im watching this

[SharpieTheBlack]

CTFU at the subtitles~

[TheRdmf]

rape, comment...

RAPE COMMENT?!

lolol

[crazymozog668]

I'm not gonna lie that guy rocked those leopard clothes

[carbine125]

Happy New Year!!!!

[NerdsWBNerds]

0:30 He can get a girl like that... You now have no excuses.

[hkhk96]

Oh the Irony......

[drumking5197]

when he asked the first guy what his new years resolution was im like " something to do with weed" lol

[subzero2231]

At 4:30 I laughed so hard that i peed a little in my pants.

[Katimarailfan1]

California on working!! Indoors or out

[thecatsgonewild]

0:28 jake from two and a half men?

[grejuli97]

The subtitels of the homeless guy are hillarious!!!!!!

[Itsnotreallyrelivant]

i am so relieved to know that person is around. My faith in life has honestly been restored.

[Wittgensteinism]

I notice that your background music sound an awful like the Theatre of Life music, and you're at Venice Beach too. Is this more than a mere coincidence?

[AboutMeFamous]

MORE KASSEMg

[Frosty539018]

Girl on the Segway had a nice shaped ass for a skinny person

[amalie1206]

okay, so where do I submit my votes?

[brogs78]

That guys jacket, I am in no doubt, is used for shoplifting.

[ThePoki21]

my vote has been submitted

[janizzgold1]

leo-pard hahaha

[unknown571]

lol he said asian at least

[SupahhLuLu]

LMFAO @ that last guy with the sub titles , fuckin hilarious! xD

ajlasjsnlskz

[emmaah0y]

Messiko

[mmao96]

laughed as f at the ending haaha

[CommunistChocolate]

now do on chinese new year

[cekinxxx]

cali on SHTF(shit hits the fan)

[nash100g]

Asian at least

[nielskicksass]

damm 3:26 man boobs ftw

[DelightFools]

that was too mean with the couple lol, I could tell the blonde and the carrot top's relationship is real and they're sweet together. Good for her

[prwert]

@AceTrainerJames

[KauaiGurl2010]

Hahahaha. "Rape??" "No, rate" "like RAPE RAPE" XD hahaha. funneh! 

[samprimmer1]

California on Correct Spelling

[samprimmer1]

"To date other people?" bahaha

[ladytiger325]

Lol send your votes to kassem and what's your name again? Oh yeah kassem

[Frankolon1281]

3:02 "mnou!"

[Yaakkov]

Soo many hot girls in CA

[missingmissingno]

3:38 that guy has tits!

[wunderkind654]

Kassem youst to be soo fucking funny

[samprimmer1]

@wunderkind654 It's spelt "used" - "used to be" not "youst to be". You would be a welcomed addition to Kassem's show!

[SoldUrDNA]

348 People Don't Like Wolfs

[SuperJukeboks]

mama sed

[househasshow]

yo that "pimp" is hilarious!! hahaha that dude is a G

[abhirocks9]

HAHAHA SUBTITLES ARE HILARIOUS. JUAN UH RAPE COMMENT, RAPE COMMENT?

[MrTofuhero]

U shud put moar subtitles like dat lmao xD

[Tjmomma2]

That guy actually has a good singing voice

[RoachShippoTV]

rape comment

[Rebeccasuperstar1]

OMG crying that man was so funny XD

[thewwewwfv7]

funniest ending ever!



[mrb543]

The rape action at the end and the subtitled speech were so funny lol