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  • This looks shooped.

  • lol, the "head of anonymous".

  • Scientology,what are your crimes?

  • I wouldn't be surprised if this was real.

  • So sweet.

  • Scientologist's are Stupid anyway.

  • when you walk by a desk you know you gotta do something, LOL!!

  • open my chest cavity and peed on my heart just got you 5 stars .. :)

  • hahahaha ! :D fucking brilliant

  • LULZ fucking LULZ!!

  • Epic fake LULZ, love the part with Cruise

  • There is no head of Anonymous

    They are all anonymous if they had a leader he wouldnt be anonymous

  • See, that's why it's fake.

  • This is suppose to be a joke, way to catch on to that.

  • ROFL

  • this is just silly.

  • very epic lulz

  • aww, it's like Magneto and Xavier

  • scientology must be stopped

  • Losers

  • epic lulz

  • This one is for teh EPIC LULZ!

  • ROFLMAO HAHAHAH

  • lmao.... awesome.

  • ROFL... hilarious dude..

  • hilarious

  • A man who knows all, knows nothing of life - Thetan

    A man who knows nothing, lives life - Homo-sapien

    Why try & define life, just live it. We give ourselves so many problems, because we know what is right. But who really is right¿ Its obvious, you are. Because once you make up your mind its yours. When another tries to destroy that belief you only see justice to hurt back... if any of us are truly better people then why try to hurt back... maybe because, no one is better.

  • LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUlZ

    OMG da was funi

  • WOW... so THAT's how it all started! L.O.L. Epic Win!

  • My absolute favorite!

  • "I think I set up an appointment to sue myself."

    ROFL :D

  • Fucking awesome. anon lives.

  • "Hold on... lemme get back into my body."

    Yeeeeaaah

  • There is no head of anonymous... O.o

  • xD

    LMFAO!

  • fucking lol

  • Lol

  • LMFAO.....and the laughing Tom in the background was key!

  • lulz

    I love a good satire

    specially since it says "leader of anonymous"

  • So good! lol thanks

  • epic fuckin epic!

  • I don't think I have ever seen so much typing and so little content. Except in a freshman paper.

  • Whew, that's a relief to know.

    If a captured criminal denies belonging to a gang--after claiming to belong to it-- then we'd best believe him, because a criminal wouldn't lie.

  • Enjoy losing your life, family, friends, and money to your retarded cult. There is always time to get out. Look at the red flags. Look at the abuses. Take yourself out of your situation and think logically about scientology. If you are too dumb too see scientology for what it is, then you deserve your fate. Natural selection.

  • Sorry to disappoint you, but I have ample, friends and family in and out of Scientology, _ample_ money from my own earnings, and a thriving business that testifies to my ability to see and assess situations clearly.

    I sincerely promise you that, had I not gotten into Scientology, my life could well have been a shambles.

  • So far, four Anonymous members have been reported in news sources as having been arrested for their activities against Scientology churches.

    And that doesn't include the guy dumb enough to hack into a high-profile Republican candidate's email.

    Does it occur to anyone else that the ability to manipulate code or dance in the street, is not necessarily accompanied by clear emotional judgment and well-thought-out life style choices?

  • That hacker of Sarah Palin was not part of Anonymous =)

  • Shut up, fagass.

  • Funny!

  • and then I realized this was a joke and feel kinda stupid for the "fake" comment...my bad

  • Fake. There is no head of anonymous.

  • well duh its fake.and the is a leader of anonymous.

  • how is there a leader of anonymous?

  • paul fetch .....i think sooo

  • iv heard that to but idk i just dont belive anonymous would be that stupid to start an arguement with themselves like when he acted like he hated them

  • SHIT! They know about Jerry!

  • lolololol

  • Fake. No way Tom Cruise would be part of this phone call. And it sounds fake overall.

  • NO SHIT DUMBASS

  • Wow. You sound like an angry Scientologist! Don't take it out on me, son, XENU did it!

    LOL!

  • thats hilarious!

  • awesome :)

  • WTF AHAHAHAHAHA

  • lame

  • Haha, this is one of the best yet. Gets Tom Cruises mental retardation spot on, anyway.

  • Caboose and Church are back at it again! Bring back RvB!!

  • Does anyone else thinks Tom Cruise sound like Caboose?

  • Yeah this whole thing smacks of RVB. But who cares? I thought it was giggles.

  • Fucking nice video about the topic for a change. Tho about "head of Anonymous", there isn't one and wont ever be.

    *Tom Cruise laughing*

  • Excellent

  • "And buy something. Don't just loiter." I'm gonna laugh about that for quite a while. It's a matter of time until Scientology posts it as a sign in each Org.

  • I was literally laughing my ass off

  • Brilliant!!!

  • LMAO. That was beautiful. Just beautiful.

  • xD still funny..

  • Anonymous doesn't have a leader.

  • This never gets old.

  • lol

  • LMAO!

    omfg... ooomfg, that's fucking gold.

  • LoL

  • Anonymous has no head.

  • very funny, nice work, they almost sound real, nice montage, make more please!

    XD

  • this is fake right?

  • yes! lol :P

  • Nah... He was actually out of his body

  • hahahahahaha i love it

    "tom actually belives this shit"

  • Thats true, Charles Manson reached the 'Clear' level in Scientology which means you are free from all of your negative thoughts and urges that you might harbor from your past lives. He must've been totally focussed in his aims. All of our souls were dropped into the volcano from galactic aeroplanes which make up our souls today. This is what scientologists actually believe. And thats not even mentioning Xenu (look up Wikipedia).Religion is bad, scientology is a pseudo-religion(cult).

  • Charles Manson didn't reach "Clear." This isn't actually true.

    And what you've read about what the Scientologists believe or what you saw on South Park isn't true as well. Continue your research bud. You won't sound like all the other idiots who pretend to be an "authority" on the subject.

  • Funny that, cause theres loads of released OT8 material and other shit floating about the net where you can actually hear L con Hubbard talking about Xenu or Xemu as he actually calls him. Maybe you need to do a bit of research yourself!

  • You contend, I suppose like the other Scilons, that the Xenu story isn't real other than being part of the Space Opera story? If so, you're talking bullshit. Go to exscn . net and spout that bs and see how quickly you are laughed of the boards.

  • Also, if you can stomach it there's a link below to take you to a 3 part download of the Hubbard Class VIII Auditor Course lectures. more than 25 hours of Hubbard Audio BS including of course the now infamous Xenu story (tape 10 of 17) PDF transcripts also included:>

    h tt p ://tiny . cc/ pso5u

  • hey, douchebag, when you're OT3 come back and talk because if you're there already you are an unadulterated liar and you know it. Hahahahahahaha! LRH said if we knew the information in OT3 we'd die, not one person has died because they knew the Xenu story before he was 'ready', you were wrong to be entrapped by a pie-in-the-sky philosophy but now you are a fool to continue in what you must realize is a bill of goods made through the lies of a mad man and egotist, a student of Aleister Crowley.

  • The Tom Cruise laugh is real. I'd recognise that creepy cackle anywhere. Hes just the tip of the iceberg though. last I heard Charles Manson was "clear". And thats a fact. Neil Young told me so... Well in his book anyway.

  • have u any links for sources?

  • Wake up guys! This is obviously fake, created by the leader of anonymous, XENU! Do you really think that THIS is enough to stop the biggest cult in history? Think again!

  • anonymous has no leader, ass.

  • Maybe you should READ my post before insulting me... did you ever hear about irony? Be assured that it's NOT something to eat. If you consider yourself a member of anon you should not insult people as such premature behaviour casts a damning light on our movement.

  • Who said I was a member? I just know they haz no leader.

    Good day sir and/or madam

  • oh my god, that was hilarious.

    i mean, obviously this was a joke people,

    but this was good! kudos to its maker.

  • win

  • lol very funny.

  • 4 the newfags... ANONYMOUS IT'S A LEGION... ANONYMOUS DOES NOT HAVE A LIDER YOU TROLLS!! DOOH X(

  • Classic!

  • having said that.

    LOL

  • stfu fucking retard.

    there is no leader of anonymous.

  • Obv, but it's a joke... Listen to it further.

  • lol

  • It's hard to tell if this is real, but if it is, good job at getting it.

    And if it is real, I REALLY doubt that laughter is actually real (and by that I mean acutally spoken in the conversation.)

  • You're fucking kidding me.

  • EPIC LULZ

  • Tom Cruise and the leader are lovers? Seriously?

  • lolz

  • lol.

  • head of anonymous

    lulz

  • Just admit that David has found the love of his life... TOM CRUISE!!!

  • Lol, wtf. What a rediculous video. Humerous, though. Nicely down.

  • Uncommon Sense Ministries actually has a good article on Scientology. It has lots of information about L.Ron Hubbard.

  • For great justice, and internet lulz.

  • This sounds like the guys from Red vs. Blue, the voice and timing I mean. I likes it.

  • This German documentary is a MUST see.

    Search Youtube:

    Inside Scientology Germany - RTL Stern TV - ENGLISH

    There are 3 segments.

  • great

  • Hysterical! "Let me get back into my body."

  • Brilliant!

  • The entire baby was eaten before my ears.

  • lollll

  • English, please

  • no speack english!

  • It's hard to speak english when you don't have a brain.

  • no u

  • Dude, you can't take a joke... it's just a joke.

  • no like this joke

  • "who wants to wright for a penny a word? I want to start my own religion. That's were the money is."-L Ron Hubbard

  • Billion Year Contract XD

  • "yea tom well he really believes this shit" hahaha gold pure gold

  • Funny but the only thing is that there is there is no leader of anonymous. I understand that this vid is just a whole joke but it still just kinda peeves me off.

  • Very funny, good one!! :)

  • LMAO...."very much"

  • lol:)

  • DAVID?!?!?

  • fuckin hilarious!!! I cant just walk by a desk....

    We are legion

  • fuckin hilarious!!! I cant just walk by a desk....

    We are legion

  • lol loved it!

  • epicwin

  • that was great! lool

  • THIS IS HILIOUS OMG!!!

  • This is bull. Anon has no leaders. :P Epic fail!

  • a billion year contract lololol

    wait lemme get back into my body, lololol

    U let the scifag down oh noes

  • lolwutthefuk?

    Head of anon?

    Epic fucking fail.

    @shin:

    In March there were 8K anons out on the streets protesting.

    The few anons they've caught - and the worst they've been able to do even then is poison a cat (motherfuckers. Rest in peace, Mudkips, we all love you.) - have cost them hundreds of thousands.

    Let's say they've caught 100 anons (a generous estimate) and spent $300KUS total (conservative estimate). That's 3K each, times 8K anons, $24 mil US. Even Co$ doesn't have THAT.

  • a billion year contract lol

  • funny

  • loooooooooooooooool

  • Beautiful... Just beautiful.

    5/5

  • holy on a second,let me get back into my body

  • 1/5 as there are NO leaders of anonymous. If there are any leaders, its the ASO, but even then they hold no leadership.

  • omg, lolololol

  • Awesome creativity, though there was one thing incredibly wrong about the leader of Anonymous. You're all thinking the same thing. The leader of Anonymous... didn't offer David any cake. If not for this error, it would be complete

  • I'm lollin

  • Very creative !

  • HILARIOUS!!! lol

  • Anonimus hype plays in the cards of scientology.

    Created by scientology, to advertise, and show what ppl they realy need, (nazi's).

    watch?v=uKCQ0wgPvlI

  • Scientology does dress in nazi uniforms from time to time, but these days even some nazis hate them.

  • wut

  • THE most original video response yet !!!

    Keep'em coming !!!!!!!!

  • HILARIOUS!!!

  • roflmao

  • FUNNY

  • LULZ!

  • Oh man this is gold!

  • awesome

  • David: Hold on a second Jerry. Let me get back into my body. WOOSH! Ok Jerry are you still there? Ha ha.

  • LOL

  • Lulz

  • F´N Brill Baybyeaters! Loved it.