Scatman John - Scat Me If You Can

[ChewbaccaTheGhillie]

This song makes me so damn happy

[armelqb]

This is my new saying in video games,"Scat me if you can bitches!!!"

[songotenz02]

This song is FIIRE....

[Shadowtheheartbroken]

Ah music takes me back. 5 years ago. Music was MUSIC back then what happened? Everyone started copying each other each and every genre.

[TheStinkybob]

WARNING. POINTLESS ARGUMENT BELOW.

[thedoctor69able]

hey shit cunts tuned yet anus lickers

[thedoctor69able]

hey shit cunts tune into my twitter doctorunderpants im doing daily updates im in hospital haveing intrusive anus surgery so youll follow my progress wont you shit cunts.Itl be entertaining and educational and youl get to know me and my newly reconstructed anus lets face it your life is shit you have no taste and you have small genitals so tune in become more popular and increase genital size,so if you want an actual life turn off this talentless fuckwit and tune in tooodles

[AranaGunnell]

@thedoctor69able Watch out guys, we're dealing with a troll here.

[thedoctor69able]

@AranaGunnell and your a shit cunt so tune in for fuck sake

[jake27rocks]

@thedoctor69able you think what you do is having an actual life?your just as bad as Justin Beiber. Your the one thats a shit cunt thats why your familiar with the name because thats what you are not to mention your life is pretty much shit floating in a dirty toilet..and it makes me laugh my ass off cause im sure that your gonna say something back soo useless and shitty. No matter what you say your life is still shit so how about you stay with your jerk circle at the whore house

[thedoctor69able]

@jake27rocks ye but still tune you shit cunt

[Alex1421001]

@thedoctor69able Haha,2 years,you're still here.Incredible.

[thedoctor69able]

@Alex1421001 ye im great thanks for asking,yeah tune in youll love it shit cunt

[Alex1421001]

@thedoctor69able Your insults are rather bad.

[thedoctor69able]

@Alex1421001 you have an inflamed colon

[Alex1421001]

@thedoctor69able Stop replying to him,you're just feeding his childness.

[thedoctor69able]

@Alex1421001 you mean jake27rocks dont you yes hes imature

[thedoctor69able]

@jake27rocks look man leave the bieb out of this shit cunt

[jake27rocks]

@thedoctor69able and now you love beibs? man you really dont have anything to live for

[thedoctor69able]

@jake27rocks no i hate the biebs but they are two separate issues you cock sucking anus licking fag

[Sandersonis14]

my is on march 21

[supergamegear1]

lol I have the same birthday as scatman, march 13

[DuncanMcB]

@thedoctor69able What is it with people like you; all you people do is start arguments in the comments of videos. You only cause frustration, no one admires you for it; as all you do is frustrate others. So why don't you just stop. It is just like what "AntwonBros" said, Why do this? If you don't answer straightly, then you have no logical reason for doing this; and your answer is the very opposite. It is full of fallacies, nonsensical, and mean-spirited. Just learn when to fucking stop!

[TheOmgitspeanut]

@DuncanMcB he does that on every video of scatman... i just dont understand people like him.

[thedoctor69able]

@DuncanMcB you have incredibly undersized genitals and this upsets you fair enough but dont take it out on me droopydick just take a chill pill and go back to jacking off to bill oreilly shit cunt

[thedoctor69able]

this reply below sums up scatman fans

[starwars2078]

@thedoctor69able Dude still? When are you going to grow up? This has been going on for years, I have seen comments on his video since the day you registered on youtube two years ago. Do you have a mental disorder where all you can do is troll? I really am worried for your sake in life. If you have nothing better to do then troll the legendary Scatman, just die.

[thedoctor69able]

@starwars2078 dude have a look at the comments i havnt commented on this one for over two months have a look,they must have looked back a fairway to find it have a look.So i stopped man and then some pervert decided to go back get your facts right

[starwars2078]

@starwars2078 I never said this specific video. I said his videos as in Scatman's videos. Get a life, off youtube. Forever.

[thedoctor69able]

@starwars2078 go back to sucking dick fag boy

[AtownPros]

@thedoctor69able Let me ask you an honest question. I'm going to treat you like an adult, and I would like the same courtesy. What motivates you to say these things? Scatman John was a wonderful person, and the world is certainly a darker place without him in it. He spread joy, why would you spread hate, for no reason? Again, just an honest question. If you don't answer it straight, all it proves is that you don't have a reason, which would in all honestly be pitiful.

[thedoctor69able]

@AtownPros because it makes idiots like you reply which is humurous but i admit im bored by this i actually stopped this about 2 months ago but you freaky scatman fans seem to look way back in the comments and start it again the the 8 or so comments highlight this fact

[AtownPros]

@thedoctor69able What led you to believe that I'm an idiot? And why are Scatman fans "freaky"? Is it because we actually care about something enough to defend it from assholes like you, that would just spread hate. If Scatman saw the world today, overpopulated with people like you, he would be glad he "left" when he did.

[thedoctor69able]

@AtownPros SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUTT­TTTTTTTUPPPPPPPPPPPP

[AtownPros]

@thedoctor69able Lol. Exactly. I'm done with you.

[thedoctor69able]

@AtownPros shut up

[DovahkiinMaster]

@thedoctor69able oh my god there you are again. What a perfect example of what not to be in life. If you just go to different videos of someone to get in fights with someone that shows you just like starting shit because it gives you pleasure. That shows you get very little attention which leads me to believe you have a very little amount of friends . Also the styling of your written speech implies you are either a preteen or just very immature. Please get a life.

[thedoctor69able]

@DovahkiinMaster the styling of your writing shows that your a dick

[Ichigo561997]

1:08 Mary had a little lamb xD

[patapon145]

Thedoctor69able,your a sick little troll who don't understand the real meaning of music,what a jerk/gay lover

[thedoctor69able]

@patapon145 go back to licking your own anus

[patapon145]

@thedoctor69able what the hell is an anus

[sparkyterragon]

Chuck norris couldent even scat him if he could.

[andi2338]

buena rola

[imfireingmylazer]

scat me if you can bitch try me!

[tazabrat]

New phrase for minecraft notch made for minecrafters and people who like scatman:

Scat minecraft if you can catch it!! >=)

He had e-mailed me and told me to announce it on youtube that he is scatman's son.BUT I am scatman's GRANDSON,making me notch's son-in-law?

[tazabrat]

Scat him if you want to you can scatch him if you can.

Scat him if you need to he's the ONLY Scatman.

Scat him if you want to you can scatch him if you can.

Scat him if you need to he's,sca do bem de daw!

Translates into:

Scat me if you want to you can catch me if you can,

Scat me if you need me I'm the only Scatman,

Scat me if you want to you can catch me if you can,

Scat me if you need to cause I'm,scim dam dom day dom!(< is from I'm a scatman begining)

[thehugsarethedrugs]

Sorry sir, I wont defecate you. Even if I could.

[MinaHela]

I love this song! This is the first time I heard this song but I love it already! ^^

[Valentinerose1987]

Why are you guys arguing here?? I didn't know Scatman John, but I'm pretty sure that's not what he'd want.

[thedoctor69able]

@Valentinerose1987 were argueing coz your a pain in the arse and winge like a bitch and you suck dick and the scatman was the biggest anus rimmer of all time so go back to your scat porn ooooooooohhhhhhhh your such a troll

[ArmezhiaTakashi]

Ah, older music. So much more preferable.

[thedoctor69able]

@ArmezhiaTakashi like your men /

[nintenbomb]

scat man is immortal like Bob Marley and Michael Jackson john Lennon and finally Elvis presly!

[hockyplyr95]

that dude probably got so much ass.....

[jewford1994]

@hockyplyr95 well he is the SCATman!

[thedoctor69able]

@hockyplyr95 ye he did but all men you useles fag

[bowserdog98]

fuck whoever disliked this

[agerth226]

awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



[agerth226]

this song is a cool song John Paul Larkin is awesome

[adamyoshi]

@Darwin199111 why would you bother showing your hate to this guy? just think. what would The Scatman do?

[thedoctor69able]

darwin19911 is scat porn freak

[thedoctor69able]

@Darwin199111 your a fag

[Scat495]

New catch phrase for EVERY online game:

SCAT me if you can, BITCH!

[clamhoppers]

@Scat495 I might use that in the competitive game I play....

[MegaPops101]

WOWZA!!!!

[jameshalterman]

sounds like a bad porno version of catch me if you can...the title, i mean lol- scatman kicks ass!

[101mrmarioman]

scatman not dead hes teaching heavon how to scat

[AshHousewares445]

I'm a Scatman Believer! :D

[spartagh]

i think i can sing like scatman

[dorothy9998]

@spartagh me 2 =D

[TheAwesomelyAwesomes]

R.I.P. Scatman, you wanted us a better world with no drugs, crimes, less pollution, and most of all, very very happy kids listening to your music. You are the best. No one makes fun of you for no reason. They make fun of you because they don't understand you.

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[thedoctor69able]

WERE DO I FIND SCAT PORN !

[beno86hi]

@thedoctor69able what?



[thedoctor69able]

@beno86hi i thought this was gunna be scat porn,maybe google it go on

[jmaster1324]

@thedoctor69able lol if you google it you'll find "scat" porn you just might not find what your looking for

[thedoctor69able]

@jmaster1324 haha good one seemed funny at the time the two scats couldnt be further apart cant beleive people like the one with poo in it

[codytheutfan]

@thedoctor69able sick man... dasick.

[thedoctor69able]

@codytheutfan yes i agree

[codytheutfan]

@thedoctor69able 1: if you are going to mention scat porn (even though i AM german, i am AGAINST it.....) go to justin beaver videos.

2: dont answer someone who is making an argument against you.

[thedoctor69able]

@codytheutfan dude your totay right,and im sure alll germans are not into porn of any kind.

[codytheutfan]

@thedoctor69able ugh... how could anyone possibly as stupid as you...

I AAMMM GGOOIINNG TTOO SSAAYY TTHHIISS RREEAALL SSLLOOWWLLYY......

SSHHUUTT TTHHEE FFUUCCKK UUPP OORR GGOO TTOO HHEELL.

[thedoctor69able]

@codytheutfan its still funny how you wrote(even though im german im against it)in regards to scat porn so im gunna say i this real slowly SSSSSSSSSUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK­KKKKKKK MMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK LOL

[codytheutfan]

@thedoctor69able Oh, that's 'HILARIOUS'

just go home and get your mom to do that, wouldja?

Wait... CAN she? Do you even HAVE a dick?

[thedoctor69able]

@codytheutfan your totally corect my friend i withdraw all argument and conjecture,except yes i have a penis i hope this message finds you well

[TheScatman1234]

@thedoctor69able You have no soul and u probably doall those things u jst said so go on u fucking troll troll on someone like that faggot justin bieber

[thedoctor69able]

@TheScatman1234 with a name like scatman i think you love scat porn you anus bandito

[andyman978]

@thedoctor69able just because u dont like it doesnt mean shit we dont have to hate if u do and wat u say makes no sense

[Sancamccloud001]

@thedoctor69able lol i loved when you said "suck my dick" really slow. it made my day no joke. rofl

[thedoctor69able]

@Sancamccloud001 thanks man you gotta have a laugh dont ya,just taken the piss really

[stevenking94]

@thedoctor69able hahahaha reading this made me laugh my ass off xD

[thedoctor69able]

@stevenking94 hahahah that was the point the two forms of scat couldnt be further apart ay

[destroy9557]

Scatman John, Micheal Jackson, and Bob Marley need to come back and get together for one day, and make a song together... It'd be the end of world hunger, war, and everything would be chill. Copy and Paste if you're a true Scatman John fan.

[thedoctor69able]

@destroy9557 thatss the gayest thing i ever heard

[scatmanthesecond]

ur gay

[thedoctor69able]

@scatmanthesecond ur a fag

[destroy9557]

@thedoctor69able You, my friend need to learn English. For now, go sit in the dunce corner.

[thedoctor69able]

@destroy9557 you my friend need to learn taste and i think thats a bigger task for you than my typeing arse bandit

[destroy9557]

@thedoctor69able Taste? First of all, ass is better than anything you'd get. Silly German, war isn't the answer to everything. Besides, I'd nuke the fuck out of your house. Nothing else, just yours. If it were possible, I'd attempt it. Second of all, you're speaking in ENGLISH, not GERMAN. If you're going to insult someone, do it in you own language so I won't understand what it means. Also, I wouldn't be able to Grammar Nazi you, because I don't speak German.

[thedoctor69able]

@destroy9557 your favourite taste is anus and multiple anus unwashed,the only thing german you understand is german gay gangbang scat porn its your favourite you anus licking heathen go back to sucking dick noodle dick

[destroy9557]

@thedoctor69able I think someone's mad :) Have fun at your Naziism conventions bro, while you masturbate to your sister's big bones. 

[thedoctor69able]

@destroy9557 no not mad coz your replies are entertaining but the last one says more bout you.you cocksucking fag arse licking bandito

[destroy9557]

@thedoctor69able Mixing spanish with german? Stupid.

[thedoctor69able]

@destroy9557 sounds like your gay sex life ass boy lol

[destroy9557]

@thedoctor69able Every time you say something to me, I laugh, because you're the only troll that's mentally ill. The only thing about you that pisses me off is that this is all you do, I've seen your channel and all the hate you get. I laugh, because all you do is troll. I'm not one of the kids that bitch about it, I just play along, but you're making it impossible 'cause you warp the game into something you call your own. Now good luck with your hopeless life, and don't live in a box. Peace.

[thedoctor69able]

@destroy9557 thats good that you laugh lol peace

[destroy9557]

@thedoctor69able Peace friend.

[thedoctor69able]

@destroy9557 all good man take it easy

[spamlego]

@thedoctor69able I've heard of people like you. An asshole who goes around disrespecting others just because you don't like it. Dude you're a scumbag and is not worth the time it takes to respond to your lame comments. Come on! What are you like 13? If not you sure act like it! Just please leave dude. If you respond i'm not going to reply back, because you are you are not worth the space it requires to reply to. Just leave alright? We don't like you and no one else does either!

[thedoctor69able]

@spamlego go back to licking your anus fag

[chunnin33]

Probably 4 hairy nutsacks that have no appreciation for epic music and talent when they hear it.

[R0ASTEDPANDA]

WHOS THE 4 HAIRY NUTSACKS WHO DISLIKED THIS!!!1

[uberCharlie7552]

Michael Jackson, Scatman, The Beatles, and Simon and Garfunkel mixed together.

world implodes from the sheer awesomeness.

[ilikrandomness]

we need to get 6 digit views on these at least!

[dfhue564]

R.I.P. Scatman, you wanted us a better world with no drugs, crimes, less pollution, and most of all, very very happy kids listening to your music. You are the best. No one makes fun of you for no reason. They make fun of you because they don't understand you.

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[utmostburrito]

not saying this isn't good music

this is just one of his more odd works

[CartoonTim]

@utmostburrito I Agree. Scatman John is awesome. My favorite song of his is probably Stop the Rain. Completely different from this, Haha.

[0Tolerance666]

It's sad, the kids of today have no real taste in music. It's all repetitive with horrible beats/music in the background. I'm not saying i'm more mature than kids these days, being 21 years young myself. It wasn't until a few years ago that I came across Scatman John, and I would have to say he's my favoritie musician hands down. R.I.P.

[HandsDown3003]

4 people can't Scat Scatman John. =)

[SkylineOverable]

the fuck? 20,077 views.. that needs to change

[hellhasgone01]

@SkylineOverable wow like +20-30 views :/ it does need to change :/

[MrGagaFreak2]

This Guy is freaking amazing

[HandsDown3003]

4 people can neva Scat you.

[nrk98]

R.I.P. Scatman, you wanted us a better world with no drugs, crimes, less pollution, and most of all, very very happy kids listening to your music. You are the best. No one makes fun of you for no reason. They make fun of you because they don't understand you.

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[rednekoboy]

my name is scatman jawwwn

[HandsDown3003]

@DJALIENPHANTOM lol How iz it dirty?

[codytheutfan]

@DJALIENPHANTOM okay you are being a vry sick man right now... KIDS READ THESE COMMENTS TOO.....

[DJALIENPHANTOM]

@codytheutfan stfu

[codytheutfan]

@DJALIENPHANTOM nah im good :D

[lullemans72]

3 people went to bed with their trousers on

[Neropk4]

this guy is a plain sicko!! this song made me smile and laugh from its amazingness

[TheFunnlover]

R.I.P. Scatman, you wanted us a better world with no drugs, crimes, less pollution, and most of all, very very happy kids listening to your music. You are the best. No one makes fun of you for no reason. They make fun of you because they don't understand you.

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[martinsisrael12]

Muito dançante essa música... O Scatman john foi um gênio... As letras de suas músicas são positivas e as melodias muito dançantes... Algumas pessoas não aceitaram o som dele por não conhecerem o estilo SCAT MUSIC... Ele era gago, sofreu com isso mas venceu brilhantemente e ainda motivava os outros a vencerem também... Que artista fantástico... If you can, the Scatman can can...

[martinsisrael12]

Great Artist...

[DragonBallZKai5]

It's Official. Everyone I Know Tried, And None Of Them Could Scat Him.

[Mematman15]

God, if we murder Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga, can we have Michael Jackson and Scatman John back?

[jab7805]

@Mematman15

bob marley... i don't really like micheal... sorry

[HidetoTakari99X]

@Mematman15 Why Lady Gaga? She has like... what... 4 good songs or so? Let's kill Rebecca Black instead! :D

[Mematman15]

@HidetoTakari99X God, if we kill Justin Bieber and HidetoTakari99X, can we have Scatman John and Bob Marley back?

[hermengarde]

@Mematman15 maybe God wants us to murder Rebecca Black along before considering our offer :/

[MrTroller117]

because god took out deaths eyes so death couldnt oblect to killing people, im not religios thats just how the story goes

[DeathToTehFurries]

FUCKING CANCER, GET THE RIGHT ONES FOR ONCE, NOT THE GOOD SINGERS!

[onehundredeleven111]

@DeathToTehFurries No kidding. Why do druggies and assholes live, and great people die?

[DeathToTehFurries]

@onehundredeleven111 Because Death is a terrible sniper

[hayguylol]

@onehundredeleven111 because the great ones live a full life or in other words fulfilling life(please forgive me if I mispelled)

[LDMixer]

@onehundredeleven111

what's wrong with drug users? some of the most impressive things to change the world have been realized by people who used pot and other softdrugs.

[onehundredeleven111]

@LDMixer Not all drug users are horrible people, but it does happen that drugs tend to make people act without thinking, or without being able to think properly. I'm sure that some lighter drug users made great things and managed to be good people. But the majority don't.

[LDMixer]

@onehundredeleven111

Procentually more marihuana users have accomplished great thing compared to non-users. Of course not everybody does great things, just more great things have been done with loosened creativity.