Sometimes the need to fart arises then without little fan fare a small desire to lift your leg slightly a burst of methane gas a slight feeling of relieve,pleasure ,and satisfaction and we are at peace agin.
puppetji, as for me the teacher has appeared. will you be taking the questions of me? i am for always wondering how much it cost to get the ego of me to disappear. where do i send the money to? i will hang up and patiently i wait for the answer of you.
..this is an evil simpleton satanic message that sells books. A con from some fraud gods & false prophets who are only around to scam a quick profit off YOU.
@memama2 oh my god what a world class wonder, you have been redeemed by your persistent ability to be obscured and verified by a fart. Fart on oh dispenser of flatulence may your vocal cords and mind shed their intoxication to the feces you love to expel.
mabenn12 I am able to be with him anytime. It is called pray and faith and belief. No church Saves me. Triune Holy Creator One Unique Living GOD does that. It is a free gift. Through the divine sacrifice of God's Son Jesus Christ. He was the propitiation (the blood sacrifice) for our sins. We need only recognize our sin-filled nature and ask forgiveness and we will be saved. I am so glad I did. You like demon dogma better? yikes ...
V funny. I have the Secret for you, and it's two minutes long and stars Michael Urie from Ugly Betty. It's the Law of Attraction at it's finest: go to FunnyOrDie and search "THE SECRET WORKING BUG" - you won't be disappointed...
Material things don't create suffering, attachment to them does. The idea that we should "give up" all material things is not about actually not having them, it's about not being ATTACHED to them if they disappeared. We are alive and whilst living we need food, shelter and others things that lead to comfort which then leads to a longer and more fulfilling life.
"The Secret" helps people get into the right mindset so that they can create a life without fear of debt, etc hanging over their heads.
@SecretsOfLongevity That is my insight too. I'm working on essential will/strenght using The secret as a revelator for the fake "i don't need money blablabla' that makes me stagnate. when I get enough money then I will get rid of it eventually
My ego wants the hot crazy tantric sex relationship, I know its my ego but It wants what it wants, It might not bring happyness, but it ceratinly feels nice having your balls sucked
So true, lol... This is what makes me think what kind of crap the secret is: they say you need to want more and more, citing buddha and others, while encouraging people to want things that aren't really worth anything...
Puppetji says: "The truth of who you are needs nothing"
Absolutely, but if you want to stay alive, then you need to breath, you need to eat and you need so stay relatively warm. I have no judgments about the desire for self-preservation. The truth of this moment is that you are a human being. If you want to deny this, then stop eating and stop breathing and die and go away - practice what you preach chump. Or perhaps I've misunderstood you.
I agree with him to a certain point, but what is wrong with wanting things which will help you to benifit other people?, he was argueing from a purly selfish point of veiw as if the only way a person would want to use the "law of attraction" is for a new car, but that's not fair and arcuate
Wish I had found you sooner Puppetji. Gotta agree with you great puppet that the wanting comes from ego that get us no where, yet maybe the secret works if we can make our intention from our true immortal omni self by saying that our intention is to turn our intention over to the Source, the Universe, or God or whatever you want to call it and ask for guidance in finding our best path for serving others, which is our overall life purpose. I'm looking for more from you Puppetji and thanks! Dean
the ego started out as a method of allowing the One Consciousness to have individual, independent, free-willed portions of itself to allow it to experience itself both objectively AND subjectively. over time, and with less and less (perceived) connection to the Source, the ego became layered with judgments about itself and the others around it. we have polluted the original ego to the point of self-destruction, which is why people are trying to remove the dependence on it these days, reconnect
I am here and nowhere...building the new logo and the new website and recording new HD socksangs, writing the book and creating the DVD. Thank you for your inquiry as to my where abouts. There will soon be so much more.
very entertaining! although, i feel we as a species R stuck in a SPIRITUAL MUMBO JUMBO RUT. let's not kid ourselves,poverty is NOT the Highest expression of human potential. The highest service you can render to God & Humanity is to make the MOST of yourself. No one can reach their fullest potential IN OUR MODERN, COMPLEX WORLD unless they have plenty of MONEY to use things, time to rest, pray, meditate, rent, yoga, SUPERFOODS, & experience travel. Ask:WHO AM i BROKE in 2008/NOW?
the reason why you suffer when you desire is becouse desiring something is not the getting something it's only desiring. wanting a sacred cow is not the same as eating steak.
and jesus hung out with hookers thieves and deadheads, I will not get into the war your ego is having with your superego, due to my Id
The ego will never bring you happiness indeed. The ego is never satisfied, it always wants more, more, lol. Check out the book "The power of now" by Eckhart Tolle, he talks a lot about the ego and how we can free ourselves from it and also download the podcast with Oprah and Eckhart Tolle on his new book "A New Earth", amazing video.
I have found that the secret only works when you know more about it. It doesn't give enough information in the movie. Here's a free cd that explains the rest. You can get it at astrologychick-dot-com
Puppetji you're so right. The bigger secret is to become completely free OF the mind. Check my channel for more. Blessings in Love and Gratitude, World of Oneness
u are so freaking awesome!! what a great way to spread truth....through humour and being funny!! u are super keep it going man!! u r going to be a revolution never stop making videos!! do u know Papaji? coz ur spresding the same message that he was and he was a Ramana devotee
What indeed is the bigfreakinsecret!!?? This is pointing to the emperor's no clothes in the most hilarious way i have yet encountered. freakin Onederful. As my friend Bob says, good on ya mate!
I want a poster of puppetji to put on my wall beside my posters of Ramana, Osho and Gangaji (She's a hot babe, ain't she? Nice change from old bald guys in diapers, or cranky dudes in orange robes and funny hats. I'd sit at her feet any day, as long as I could work upward.)
LOL! Unfortunately, Rhonda Byrne made millions by presenting these principles as a secret and by doing it in such an absurd way. I appreciate the humor, and I hope that her fiasco doesn't put people off from further study of the spiritual princples of these teachings, which are about a lot more than cars and money.
In case you didn't get it, I've been so kind as to explain the ego as follows:
DEFINING THE EGO
Who is wanting?
Who desires the need to want?
Who wants and desires the need to want?
Who wants and desires the need to want to be needy?
Who wants and desires the need to want to be needy and the desire or want to desire something it really doesn't need but only thinks it really needs or wants?
It's true that true happiness can only come from within, and even when it appears to come from without it's still coming from within, it was just brought forth, but the problem is that we still live in physical reality and manifestation is important.
Everytime someone come with a "Brilliant" idea to make you "Millionaire" He gets the millions by selling DVDs and CDs- Any well balanced mind knows MUCH MORE than they "Teach". There is LOTS to it to KNOW before they think they can "Manifest". But Internet is not the place to talk. This is given to the WORTHY only.... on one on one basis...
I love the movie The Secret and its messages and your reflection is soooooooo incredible funny....HAHAHAHAHAHA.....thank you for the deep belly-laughs!!
Amen. Some of us have boycotted Chicken Soup for the Cat/Dog Lovers Soul since the Secret came out. Perhaps that author truly possesses the scarcity mentality.
Puppetji, thank you. This is a terrific response to that gods awful video. Watching my fellow practitioners enthusiastically rave about The Secret has made me sad. Your reply gives me hope.
What a lovely Puppetji! luv U~~~~~~~~
HeidiLoh78 23 hours ago
I have tried to teach my son some truths, but he was always too restless to read the books I gave him. Puppetji really caught his attention.
JazzyKat2009 4 days ago
LOL thank you!!!
Magillabrett 6 days ago
wHAT A HILARIOUS WAY TO PUT THE TRUTH!!!! PUPPETJI ROCKS!!!!!!
tsuvast 2 weeks ago
operators are standing by!!! ROFL BUHAHAHAHA...........
tsuvast 2 weeks ago
Namaste !!!!
papillonbln1 2 weeks ago
Brilliant! Very well said and sooo funny.
Peace to you memama.
shizandrafly 4 weeks ago
I forgive you too :)
mabenn12 3 months ago
truth & humour! nice combo :D
luzyananda 4 months ago
Haha, so true! Rhonda, watch it and weep:)
harounkola 7 months ago
Sometimes the need to fart arises then without little fan fare a small desire to lift your leg slightly a burst of methane gas a slight feeling of relieve,pleasure ,and satisfaction and we are at peace agin.
jobedied 7 months ago
puppetji, as for me the teacher has appeared. will you be taking the questions of me? i am for always wondering how much it cost to get the ego of me to disappear. where do i send the money to? i will hang up and patiently i wait for the answer of you.
peacocks and lightning rods,
a true devotee
kaqs8994 8 months ago
I'm getting your dvd, I think you're fabulous and you speak wiser words of truth than the sugar-coated rubbish out there that others speak! :-D x
MistressAmethyst 8 months ago
Funny but true. Very well put.
lightofloveunlimited 9 months ago
..this is an evil simpleton satanic message that sells books. A con from some fraud gods & false prophets who are only around to scam a quick profit off YOU.
memama2 9 months ago
@memama2 oh my god what a world class wonder, you have been redeemed by your persistent ability to be obscured and verified by a fart. Fart on oh dispenser of flatulence may your vocal cords and mind shed their intoxication to the feces you love to expel.
jobedied 7 months ago
@memama2 you must be the one of millions who goes to church every Sunday and pays offerings to a God who won't let you be with him unless you pay?
mabenn12 3 months ago
mabenn12 I am able to be with him anytime. It is called pray and faith and belief. No church Saves me. Triune Holy Creator One Unique Living GOD does that. It is a free gift. Through the divine sacrifice of God's Son Jesus Christ. He was the propitiation (the blood sacrifice) for our sins. We need only recognize our sin-filled nature and ask forgiveness and we will be saved. I am so glad I did. You like demon dogma better? yikes ...
memama2 3 months ago
Puppetji predicted the American economic collapse 3 years ago, perfectly! lmao. Stoopid greedy consumerist system.
TZMSocialEvolution 11 months ago
V funny. I have the Secret for you, and it's two minutes long and stars Michael Urie from Ugly Betty. It's the Law of Attraction at it's finest: go to FunnyOrDie and search "THE SECRET WORKING BUG" - you won't be disappointed...
leynajw 1 year ago
Thanks ppj daveawake xx
daveawake 1 year ago
Brilliant! Act now to get your true happiness! ;-)
Carolsw1 1 year ago
Lawl!!
abby495 1 year ago
Namaste --- great channel.... enjoy and be happy.. OM Shanti
GuruSwamiG 1 year ago
XDDDDD I'm your fan! Very funny - and real... O.O)
lgugue 1 year ago
Material things don't create suffering, attachment to them does. The idea that we should "give up" all material things is not about actually not having them, it's about not being ATTACHED to them if they disappeared. We are alive and whilst living we need food, shelter and others things that lead to comfort which then leads to a longer and more fulfilling life.
"The Secret" helps people get into the right mindset so that they can create a life without fear of debt, etc hanging over their heads.
SecretsOfLongevity 1 year ago
@SecretsOfLongevity That is my insight too. I'm working on essential will/strenght using The secret as a revelator for the fake "i don't need money blablabla' that makes me stagnate. when I get enough money then I will get rid of it eventually
teknival 1 year ago
My ego wants the hot crazy tantric sex relationship, I know its my ego but It wants what it wants, It might not bring happyness, but it ceratinly feels nice having your balls sucked
subbtopp 1 year ago 2
but we are spirit having a human experience, and ones ego is important and can only be balanced.. never got rid off!
brian21281 1 year ago
Piece and Blessings to Puppetji!!! Great Work!
blacknwhiteink13 1 year ago
So true, lol... This is what makes me think what kind of crap the secret is: they say you need to want more and more, citing buddha and others, while encouraging people to want things that aren't really worth anything...
quashky 1 year ago
the truth is where you want it to be.. this is truth
paxandrews 1 year ago
YEAH!!!
Dengee 2 years ago
Puppetji says: "The truth of who you are needs nothing"
Absolutely, but if you want to stay alive, then you need to breath, you need to eat and you need so stay relatively warm. I have no judgments about the desire for self-preservation. The truth of this moment is that you are a human being. If you want to deny this, then stop eating and stop breathing and die and go away - practice what you preach chump. Or perhaps I've misunderstood you.
jamesriedy 2 years ago
I agree with him to a certain point, but what is wrong with wanting things which will help you to benifit other people?, he was argueing from a purly selfish point of veiw as if the only way a person would want to use the "law of attraction" is for a new car, but that's not fair and arcuate
greenelf12 1 year ago
but Puppetji, I'm SURE a new pair of black boots would bring me eternal happiness...
bdegress 2 years ago
@bdegress want to knock those new boots
Ariannyishot 2 years ago
Wish I had found you sooner Puppetji. Gotta agree with you great puppet that the wanting comes from ego that get us no where, yet maybe the secret works if we can make our intention from our true immortal omni self by saying that our intention is to turn our intention over to the Source, the Universe, or God or whatever you want to call it and ask for guidance in finding our best path for serving others, which is our overall life purpose. I'm looking for more from you Puppetji and thanks! Dean
georgeburns80 2 years ago
I just discovered Puppetji yesterday, and I love it. It is great to get wisdom, and laugh at the same time.
wickiebowman 2 years ago
lol,Perfect.
DDMazerolle 2 years ago
Puppetji should be on Sesame Street. He would be awesome!
stevenbhow 2 years ago 13
So, where does the ego come from and why have it if it doesnt matter?
purplelvr1313 2 years ago
the ego started out as a method of allowing the One Consciousness to have individual, independent, free-willed portions of itself to allow it to experience itself both objectively AND subjectively. over time, and with less and less (perceived) connection to the Source, the ego became layered with judgments about itself and the others around it. we have polluted the original ego to the point of self-destruction, which is why people are trying to remove the dependence on it these days, reconnect
willyamisaac 2 years ago 7
Thank you for that explanation. Is there a teacher or someplace you got this information? I'd love to learn more. Thanks!
purplelvr1313 2 years ago
@willyamisaac
the ego is merely a tool
any tool that is improperly used becomes counter-productive, yes?
timminananda 1 year ago
Put 'em up Puppetji!
Real fire
Psiplex 2 years ago
Very funny. Light hearted and fun...Like the message.
tvmartialarts 2 years ago
My last guru was a yogi who could levitate. As soon as I saw this video, I gently nudged him out the window while he levitated.
Thank you for bringing me closer to enlightenment, oh divine inanimate object.
TheSuccessMan 2 years ago
Very funny...Love the close..:-)
Calumson 2 years ago
Bring it on, puppet man! Great job here. Lessons the easy way with a bit of spice and humor! Thanks so much.
CharlesSeymourJr 2 years ago
Great video, and hilarious! And lots of gems of Truth in here!
jlaudencia 2 years ago
I love learning about the law of attraction from a puppet!
SocialMediaMania 2 years ago
where is Puppetji??? his last socksang was a long time ago, I am missing his teachings on nothing and everything...anyone have any ideas???
gojibebe 3 years ago
I am here and nowhere...building the new logo and the new website and recording new HD socksangs, writing the book and creating the DVD. Thank you for your inquiry as to my where abouts. There will soon be so much more.
peace& gratitude
Puppetji
puppetji69 3 years ago 8
thanks Puppetji.....waiting.....breathing.....
in happiness....
gojibebe 3 years ago
@puppetji69 I want more PUPPETJI... plllllleeeeasse.........
JoniA2Mi 7 months ago in playlist Spirituality
The puppet's onto something!
LanakilaIesu 3 years ago
i thought non-attachment vs attachment was the best, however this one is BE FAR ! if buddha was to be anyone it is this puppet here, thank you
toranaga801 3 years ago
this guy is my new guru! funny, true, intelligent! thank you puppetji
jopejope9 3 years ago
U DA Man Puppetji.
The Leap! Guys
LeapVentures 3 years ago
lmao so true
Aloywischus 3 years ago
lol. brilliant
aartigas03 3 years ago
brilliant, more please
SriSwamiji 3 years ago
very entertaining! although, i feel we as a species R stuck in a SPIRITUAL MUMBO JUMBO RUT. let's not kid ourselves,poverty is NOT the Highest expression of human potential. The highest service you can render to God & Humanity is to make the MOST of yourself. No one can reach their fullest potential IN OUR MODERN, COMPLEX WORLD unless they have plenty of MONEY to use things, time to rest, pray, meditate, rent, yoga, SUPERFOODS, & experience travel. Ask:WHO AM i BROKE in 2008/NOW?
;-] blessings
certifiedhealthnut 3 years ago 2
Then I think its time to change the world!
ErfanyV 3 years ago
Just One WORD for you!!!!
YESSSS! THIS IS "CLASSIC" Just friggin "CLASSIC" !!!
Thanks David
davidoman 3 years ago
Love him..just his nose reminds me of something.
vonlossberg 3 years ago
Great stuff people...good production values, great camera work, hilarious dialog. Good job people...keep em coming!
Tboom49 3 years ago
Love it!
hiddenagenda1111 3 years ago
Hahahaha!Great video!Thanks!
laryden111 3 years ago
the reason why you suffer when you desire is becouse desiring something is not the getting something it's only desiring. wanting a sacred cow is not the same as eating steak.
and jesus hung out with hookers thieves and deadheads, I will not get into the war your ego is having with your superego, due to my Id
johndafreak 3 years ago
The ego will never bring you happiness indeed. The ego is never satisfied, it always wants more, more, lol. Check out the book "The power of now" by Eckhart Tolle, he talks a lot about the ego and how we can free ourselves from it and also download the podcast with Oprah and Eckhart Tolle on his new book "A New Earth", amazing video.
boruga81 3 years ago
Secret? The "secret" is over 2 thousand years old. It was told by Jesus, except he didn't leave out the part about what we really need.
forwwater 3 years ago
You nailed it my friend!
newnaturalway 3 years ago
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I have found that the secret only works when you know more about it. It doesn't give enough information in the movie. Here's a free cd that explains the rest. You can get it at astrologychick-dot-com
2qs9s9ya4347j 3 years ago
I want to attatch myself hard inside you Puppetji
Robinblobbin 3 years ago
funny funny..hahaha
WARMONGEER 4 years ago
Simply superb! Real words of wisdom!!!
calixtesaint 4 years ago
Absolutely brilliant!!!!!
TerryNails 4 years ago
you are my master now i am leaving Fairfield ia. for nirvana. jah guru puppetji.
jimmierobot7 4 years ago
Very funny!
dararak 4 years ago
Puppetji I am falling or who knows... rising in love with you ...
being a puppet is the genious way not to be assasinated ,lapidated,poisonned,crucified...
and then you will survived all those creasy disciples that run for front seat
it is a real joy to laugh with you...thanks tube..,space...,and nothingness ...
the secret is out like the goose!
sealionmagenta 4 years ago
Great stuff. Humor and Wisdom go together like chocolate chips and sugar cookies.
SavannahsRUs 4 years ago
Exactly!!! 'Who is wanting?' Leading to not only monatary bankruptcy, but spiritual bankruptcy as well which is the worst thing.
Blessings on you for telling The Truth Puppetji.
vaiman777 4 years ago
funny
mhj212 4 years ago
puppetji, who are you....
premtirth 4 years ago
hahhahahahahaaaaa gassho
caseena 4 years ago
Lots of truth here in a very entertaining way. Sometimes the balloon of teahers' pretensions needs to be popped, and this you do. Well done!
19justme51 4 years ago
you are so smart Puppetji my man , and funny too, keep going.
sivko23 4 years ago
Hare Puppetji Hare Puppetji Puppetji Puppetji Hare Hare ...
beaubluenyc 4 years ago
Puppetji you're so right. The bigger secret is to become completely free OF the mind. Check my channel for more. Blessings in Love and Gratitude, World of Oneness
worldofoneness 4 years ago
u are so freaking awesome!! what a great way to spread truth....through humour and being funny!! u are super keep it going man!! u r going to be a revolution never stop making videos!! do u know Papaji? coz ur spresding the same message that he was and he was a Ramana devotee
SqUiShYgL 4 years ago
What indeed is the bigfreakinsecret!!?? This is pointing to the emperor's no clothes in the most hilarious way i have yet encountered. freakin Onederful. As my friend Bob says, good on ya mate!
charlesdavidhayes 4 years ago
Ultimately leading to bankruptcy... LOL
ashkanbeiklou 4 years ago
29 freakin 95 for the DVD... very expensive Secret...
who desires the need to want??? LOL
ashkanbeiklou 4 years ago
I want a poster of puppetji to put on my wall beside my posters of Ramana, Osho and Gangaji (She's a hot babe, ain't she? Nice change from old bald guys in diapers, or cranky dudes in orange robes and funny hats. I'd sit at her feet any day, as long as I could work upward.)
cybervigilante 4 years ago
holy shit great stuff......viva ouooetji
Kabronyproductions 4 years ago
I love it! What a great way to drop some wisdom! With Humor!
Thank you for this! : )
sexybitcheslikeitraw 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA!...laughed so hard my face hurts!
momoec 4 years ago
I seriously love this guy.
quakra 4 years ago
lmao Kawesome!
sonikalkemy 4 years ago
This is just too funny! Yes, what is the big secret! Doesn't everyone know about the law of attraction by now and that it's just a mind power?
MetaphysicalSciences 4 years ago
good..good..good
the-secret.rpyou. com
qharisq 4 years ago
LOL! Unfortunately, Rhonda Byrne made millions by presenting these principles as a secret and by doing it in such an absurd way. I appreciate the humor, and I hope that her fiasco doesn't put people off from further study of the spiritual princples of these teachings, which are about a lot more than cars and money.
Parthena 4 years ago
the voice of the overmind speaking so i can hear
star1876 4 years ago
I say Yes!
talkfusiongoldmine 4 years ago
heheh. Nice one. :)
aSecretAgent 4 years ago
omfg its bin larden wiv gray hair and sun burn kill him!!!
andyzdbest123456789 4 years ago
In case you didn't get it, I've been so kind as to explain the ego as follows:
DEFINING THE EGO
Who is wanting?
Who desires the need to want?
Who wants and desires the need to want?
Who wants and desires the need to want to be needy?
Who wants and desires the need to want to be needy and the desire or want to desire something it really doesn't need but only thinks it really needs or wants?
The EGO has now been exposed!
gfitz1999 4 years ago
lol, my head hurts ;)
sonikalkemy 4 years ago
puppetji,... u are so funny!
I enjoy so much !
diadeviento 4 years ago
love the puppet every good work
bertybeadel 4 years ago
That's my kind of guru, HAHA!!
penzilla27 4 years ago
I loved this. Thank you for posting it
YoMamaLiz 4 years ago
hahahaha!.....love it!......
byronsbliss 4 years ago
It's true that true happiness can only come from within, and even when it appears to come from without it's still coming from within, it was just brought forth, but the problem is that we still live in physical reality and manifestation is important.
shogeist 4 years ago
Excellent work --- you've nailed the whole genre!
CTW
mysterymovement 4 years ago
Now that enlightenment!!
mtgavatar 4 years ago
The secret protects itself. It is non-verbal.
MrLMULES 4 years ago
Everytime someone come with a "Brilliant" idea to make you "Millionaire" He gets the millions by selling DVDs and CDs- Any well balanced mind knows MUCH MORE than they "Teach". There is LOTS to it to KNOW before they think they can "Manifest". But Internet is not the place to talk. This is given to the WORTHY only.... on one on one basis...
aerudi 4 years ago
I love the movie The Secret and its messages and your reflection is soooooooo incredible funny....HAHAHAHAHAHA.....thank you for the deep belly-laughs!!
Love
Lily
lilyphilips 4 years ago
nice one
IGalacticUnderground 4 years ago
What you are saying is a lie and wanting to manifest wishes is deception. Therefore I bow to you and gold coins rain over my head.
saraxkibhot 4 years ago
Shakti!
NODDINGCAT 4 years ago
Amen. Some of us have boycotted Chicken Soup for the Cat/Dog Lovers Soul since the Secret came out. Perhaps that author truly possesses the scarcity mentality.
lmcglynn1 4 years ago
STELLER!
HeavyMagic01 4 years ago
Puppetji we am liking this video very much. have puppetji have ashram for studying the yoga?
sunjye the shaman
kalicoyote 4 years ago
Very Good Sir! You can tell you are really taking your Advaitamins!
HariLarry 4 years ago
very nice sir!
XXOLO
Ofreaque 4 years ago
Puppetji, thank you. This is a terrific response to that gods awful video. Watching my fellow practitioners enthusiastically rave about The Secret has made me sad. Your reply gives me hope.
kuno1984 4 years ago
love this abundant convenient truth...TANX
zebell33 4 years ago
Thanks for exposing The Secret! Great video!
WhisperoftheGarden 4 years ago
Thanks. Oh, and I love the fractal video. MORE.
puppetji69 4 years ago
Tanks God you tell truth about this whole ting..
ZatBaraka 4 years ago