Celebrity-Obsessed Nimrods Swoon Over Jay-Z and Beyonce's New Baby as Society Dies a Little More

[Eg3LL]

It's funny to see how the image of a celebrity filled airplane crashing into a mountain calmed you down XD. I agree with you completely :)

[ASeasonedCurley]

I totally agree with u man our culture has gone down the shitter :/

[ForestLurker]

Sometimes I don't listen to what your saying until you yell.

[321rebelman]

hey everybody did you know that Justin Bieber just tweeted he took a shit

[propoprop]

lol I love the "You're*" on your wall

[stevencollins1]

i hate to say this but. were you mad bro?

[freddykingsley]

@stevencollins1 you are a complete moron for saying something like that

[SuperBurritosupreme]

the reason the had security is so they can sell the baby photo for 2-3 million dollars. pure fucking greed.

[DeantaySharlon]

You know as much as this was a stupid thing to do on Beyonce and Jay-Z. The Hospital Managment are as much to blame. Someone with half at least a spine who worked there should have stood up and said "Hey this is a Hospital not a Hotel, we are here to help people who are sick or injured, not accommodate you as a Royale Guest." Or something like that. But no it comes down to money. Puts a lot of Faith in the Medical Community doesn't it? I havenothing good to say about the Paperartzi. Later.

[TimedragonX]

My Grandpa once told me that every 60 years, there should be a war and I asked: "Why? Wars are horrible and meaningless. Why should there be one?" He answered: "To clean out the filth."

[TheBrainEnema]

baby hater lol:)

[loveangelbliss]

7:11 GEORGE Clooney woot

[LissaChelle9002]

You better not let fucktwats who believe in the Illuminatti see this video. They'll fuck you up with their bullshit doctrines, for realz, yo.

[undertakerfreak1127]

@LissaChelle9002 OHNOES NOT THE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS!

[DarthAzabrush]

And I'm surprised it is a problem at all in the USA with your firearms laws.

[DarthAzabrush]

Paparazi have been punched out cold in Britian.

[TallicLizzy]

I had to google Harvy Levin. lol. What a creepy old bastard.

[LiizziieLushxo]

She had a baby? I didn't even know she was pregnant...

[Vds4You]

@LiizziieLushxo Please, don't care! :)

[Emme9thWorld]

That's exactly why I don't watch much television.

[ChickenzRKewl]

Transcribed audio, for added lols.

[awkando]

/watch?v=8y1UCVq9M4U&feature=g­-all-u&context=G2573415FAAAAAA­AAKAA

[shmayx2011]

apparently she didn't have the baby herself. does it matter? no. hahaha. good video:)

[EnvoyoftheDarkAbyss]

I enjoyed this video very much.

[N00bcrunch3r]

Hey John, if I built a wormhole that could transport you to another dimension, would you step through it without hesitation?

[N00bcrunch3r]

"BREAKING NEWS: Katy Perry had her period!" Meanwhile, China is preparing for a nuclear on the USA and no one GIVES A SHIT!! Seriously, that is what could happen in the culture we live in today.

[PogieJoe]

Classy+classic

[Delorean702]

I'm not sure who I care about less, YouTube whores or celebrities. Hearing anything about either one is a waste of time in my opinion.

[JadeArsenic]

I don't know how the fuck I got here from Red vs Blue...

[ScreamingMetal4]

I cant stand shit like this either. And TMZ needs to be shut down and boycotted

[sentaixanimeost]

preach my brother preach i so damn tired of these damn celebs babies shit wtf a wing shut down a man couldnt see his baby twins guards i so tired of these celebs

[demonzrock666]

speak the truth man

[animeloverryan85]

When an actress has a baby, they lose my admiration. For Example: Mariska Hargitay (Detective Benson of Law and Order: SVU), I really liked her but then after I found out she had a baby and then adopted a second child, she lost some of my points. Luckily there are still some actresses out there that are still smoking hot that I actually like (and I'm very picky of) Marisa Tomei I am happy to know she has never even been married to produce a kid, and Gina Gershon, shut up, I know they're 40+!

[fan1233able]

The suggestion that the couple paid $1.3 million to rent an entire maternity floor is simply not true. The family is housed in an executive suite at the hospital and is being billed the standard rate for those accommodations. Our executive suites are available for any patient, including the food service and amenities provided to the Carter family".

[undertakerfreak1127]

@fan1233able I wish I could believe them.

[fan1233able]

@undertakerfreak1127 this was from the lennox hill hospital website

[GoongalaGoongala]

@fan1233able Executive suite?! Sounds like bullshit to me.

[fan1233able]

Lenox Hill Hospital Executive Director Frank Danza issued the following statement in response to inaccurate news media reports regarding the presence of the Carter family at the hospital"Lenox Hill Hospital and its staff were delighted to welcome the Carter family for the birth of their firstborn on Saturday evening, but we are troubled by the misinformation being circulated in some news media reports.

[CGatorK]

finally someone who thinks Jay-Z isn't that good!!

[N00bcrunch3r]

@CGatorK

Is it even better if there is someone who has no idea who Jay-Z is, such as myself?

[LevyTheAmishMan]

Why is it that I just want to burn all the tabloids I can find with the paparazzi in the flames?

[TheNerdGangster]

I can't even put into words how wrong it is to close the floor just for two people who have all the money and everything going for them and not allowing other people on to the floor, who may not have the best life, see their newly born child as well. This world is FUCKED THE FUCK UP.

[lkrause74]

@TheNerdGangster I know! Their security closed down the hallways and kept one set of parents from leaving OR entering the NICU and the couple had premature twins in there! How messed up is that???

[lkrause74]

I think its stupid that their stupid security kept the other parents that had premature twins in the NICU away from their babies because some stupid celeb was having a kid in the same hospital! Who gives a crap! Id be PISSED if I had a baby or in this case babies in the NICU and I could come in OR out of that NICU because of some celeb! I think she and her husband owe a BIG apology to that family and the other families that had to deal with this BS! If she needed so much privacy deliver @ home!

[lkrause74]

...I think with all of THEIR money they couldve gotten a private midwife and delivered at home! I mean people just because you're famous doesnt mean youre the ONLY woman delivering a baby at that hospital! Even Tori Spelling didnt have THIS much security when she had EITHER of her kids!

[EvilGodess20]

I didn't even know she was pregnant until I heard it from my cousin on New Years.

[SanJuanCreole]

great vid!

[Eddiepsp]

Ha you got a Goomba Hat, The Goomba looks mad. So that is how you feel the inside right now making this video.

[MQ7474]

The only problem with the celebrities dying in a plane crash scenario is that we'd have to deal with months upon months of tributes to these people.

[joeywhite00]

@MQ7474 *cough* Michael Jackson *cough*

[Spl4shD4m4ge]

Celebrities are just friends the media thinks they have to make for you and update you on their lives.

[GameCreatorJJ]

ya know i was gonna name my kid nobodygivesaratsfuckingass

[slipknotmaggot4eva1]

1:41

Damn being a headphone user.

[ZoeyHooligan]

You got to admit that this decade is pretty much fucked up. Great video though.

[lkrause74]

@ZoeyHooligan I know right? If they can shell out 1.3 million for a private suite you'd think they could afford to have all the necessary equipment to deliver her @ home w a midwife! For god sake dont make other average parents suffer just because youre a celeb & having your baby there. Her baby is no more special than any other baby born.

[dont6sue4me0]

Fuck, I didn't even know jay z knocked her up

[TheWingking66]

FUCK TMZ AND ALL THE OTHER MEDIA SITES

[minimandy7]

The fact that a father who went to see his two premature born children couldn't get in because of Beyonce and her baby is rediculous.

[TheLiviawest]

I don't care about celebrity news, especially when Beyonce' names her baby Blue.

[lkrause74]

@TheLiviawest Poor kid. Shes gonna get beat up @ school with a name like Blue. But its better than whats her name that named her kid Apple. LOL Where do these celebs come up with these freaky names???

[TheLiviawest]

i love hats

[CammehYaBams]

Awesome video. I love watching people get epically angry.

[BlazeTheMovieFan]

Well said.

[Strangepete]

If you are a George Carlin fan, what do you care what is wrong with this "country" ? Since a "country" is a made up thing in the first place and countries are a big part of the reason this species won't survive for much longer. Amongst other illusions; money, religion but certailny also nationalism

[PineappleDigest]

Sure I don't like Jay-Z as a person, but his music isn't bad, nor should it be mentioned with how egotistical he is.

[justanotherutuber3]

If someone came on my property to stalk me with a camera i'd just take out my own camera and follow him wherever he goes during all day freaking the living fuck out of him.

[Fanthrose]

I didn't even know the woman was pregnant.

[TitanNerd68]

@YouGetIt13 I think that's due to the lack of imagination so many have.

[masterminded78]

Hey UTF, why the fuck would these lowest form of people take away an entire floor of the hospital or the security cameras? If it's Privacy then that's no excuse man, what about the other people that's on that same floor? They are surely not going to risk their lives just for the privacy.

[AstoundingChaos]

Damn, where's a suicide booth when ya need one...-_-

[MrBubonicChronic]

grow a moustache

[JimmytheCommunist]

Did you hear that Youtube is going to be removing "bot accounts, closed accounts, and inactive"

Pretty cool, right?

[MPSecare]

the best rap album ever is anything by 2 live crew

[FTWCM]

@MPSecare I'd have to say it was Eazy-E

[xxxxBATTERYxxxx]

If you think NDAA is bad, search EEA (enemy expatriation act). I haven't seen a great deal about it but it sounds much worse than NDAA is.

[MPSecare]

Seriously motherfuckers are starving and this kid probably has gucci diapers

[FTWCM]

@MPSecare real talk right there. these sell-every-buddie are all illuminatti whores.

[MPSecare]

I'm still waiting for the Archfiend/Marbles baby....

[SupernaturalTip]

i listen to all rap and i have to say jay z is one of the best, reasonable doubt is a classic just thought i say that.

[moonlightkisu]

lol, when you were laughing/fake crying, you looked like a sad goomba.

[MrShannonite]

Celebrity YouTube cliche Chinaman at 1:50

[namrahnotyal]

Like I'd give a shit if I was in the hospital at the same time as Beyonce giving birth. I'd be like "My life and time is just as valuable as her, so I'll roam about the halls if and when I want"

[undertakerfreak1127]

@satinsguard Chevelle is coming to grand rapids in February. Can't complain too much here!

[minedworp]

Undertakerfreak " Ladies & Gentlemen " Then slaps himself in the face!! Wata intro .. You got my attention !!

[Karaisoke]

Also, I agree that anyone else should just have their kids at home if they want privacy, but you can't when you have had a c-section as Beyonce did. I don't even know how I know that. So she needed a room but not a while floor. So ridiculous.

[satinsguard]

Ticklesack's playing in Van Andel. First they ruin Detroit's music legacy, and now they're invading Van Andel? GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE!

[TheLMan101]

Have I ever mentioned how much I fucking love your Goomba hat?

[hebewster]

I firmly believe that this celebrity worship is a means to distract us from all the major problems in the world. Celebrities and their media worship teach people to be mindless consumers, buying and wanting whatever shit they have, even when they know they can't afford it. It's a sad world where we care more about some cunt and her douche husband having a kid that's going to be healthy and pampered it's whole life. What about starving children who can barely be fed or clothed?

[FTWCM]

@hebewster this is the whiole point! that's the goal of the illuminatti. to take your attention away from God.

[Karaisoke]

I'm so sick of people being excited about healthy women having babies. Why don't we throw a parade for a woman who adopts problem teens, or a woman who has been trying for 10 years and finally had a baby. Keeping other parents from seeing their children (especially sick) is selfish and disgusting.

[TheMNikolina]

I totally agree with you about paparazzi!

[AkimbroSliced]

Dude have you covered WBC? I honestly need to see this be covered by you

[iseececi]

OMG, she popped one out. I couldn't care less.

[DemonstrativeRanD]

So Agree bro!

[crowman1979]

Fuckin' trends! I'd wish they would all fizzle out like a bad fart.

[stonercrazyclips222]

Everytime you facepalm I lol because it looks like the Goomba is disappoint xD

[ohcalcutta81]

I'm a big Jay-Z fan but I could honestly not care less about his kid. Maybe it's the fact that I care even less about Beyonce.

[pacmanfever100]

Good rant

[The12Jacob]

There daughter should taste some of Nasir's Ether, Thumbs up if you know what i mean.

Dat Ether.

[ferretace]

@The12Jacob lol Jay-Z won't ever escape that diss.

[chrisdragon]

Shutting down an entire floor, especially when critical services like ICU and other rooms are there is a hazard to public health.

[The12Jacob]

Nas > Jay-Z

[MetalMosher781]

hell yea, brother i agree,....fucking lazy bums is what they are! and they make money for what? fucking nothing!

[windwhisper0234]

And TV is plagued with news and tv shows about celebrities.Im like I DONT CARE ABOUT THESE PEOPLE.THEY CAN DIE IN A FIRE.I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEM.

CAPS RAGE FTW

[leon4000]

True, there are alternatives, especially for a star. We're going throught a bit more crud in America, and some people are concerned for celebrity's baby, Congrats, but let's pay more attention to things of most imporatance....

[undertakerfreak1127]

@WhiteKnitter who would want to see a post-pregnancy vagina? I'm sure some of the more obsessed ones would but oofah...

[undertakerfreak1127]

@DemocraticEmpire ... What?

[undertakerfreak1127]

@fpascale789 I used to do that torpedo thing all the time when I was a kid. LOL

[undertakerfreak1127]

@Anacoluthiac Either that or they were baptizing in goat saliva

[undertakerfreak1127]

@VacantVanityVideos I think they wanted to create some kind of facade. "We're not too good for a hospital!"

[windwhisper0234]

Illuminati theories are fucking STUPID !!!

[KatLuv123]

@windwhisper0234 How did people get fucking Illuminati from the kid of two singers? wtf :/

[undertakerfreak1127]

@flair420 LOL no

[droidfan2010]

I too find this celebrity gossip to be just a pile of steaming shit, if a bomb went off in the middle it the US, people who follow celebrity's around would not even know about it, it's a load of shit if you ask me.

[undertakerfreak1127]

@ZombieFreak21 that name makes me want to name my kid Brown Gravy

[AmusingYeti]

This is one of my biggest pet peeves with society. I agree fully with your sentiments.

[fpascale789]

you look like raiden from mortal kombat with the clash symbol on your head

[rang3r34]

I dunno...Maybe another Illuminati demon birth......NOT JOKING!

[rang3r34]

I need a Goomba beanie.....Now. Anyway was that bitch EVER really pregnant?? I don't believe she was......

[VacantVanityVideos]

I think it's ridiculous that they shut down the damn hospital JUST for their baby. First of all, what makes them think that they're so important that they can block off the hallways, which kept a father, Neil Coulon, away from his wife and his newborn, premature twin babies? And second, if they're so rich that they can afford to do that, why not just hire private medical staff for their own house and have the baby there? If they can afford a $30,000 baby crib, I think they can afford that.

[MrRandomusername100]

All rap sucks

[ferretace]

Jay-Z and Beyonce were made for each other, both of them are thieves:

Beyonce (/watch?v=vwNpeEFIISo)

Jay Z (/watch?v=ybEZF4Vbe3A)

they both habitually steal ideas and both are HIGHLY overrated!

[Bllackguard666]

Amen. Awesome, John.

[MrNicMachiavelli]

Dude, I haven't even listened to the full video yet but I am liking it for the title alone.

[Sakor998]

Jay-Z is a great rapper.

[ithree6mafia]

Jay-Z sucks ass as a rapper and a human.

[Bllackguard666]

More Illuminati larva! Yay!

[Feartheviper]

We feel your pain John...

[flair420]

Funny video, but yes Jay Z is one of the greatest rappers of all time and so is Kanye West. Watch The Throne is one of the best albums of the year.

[KatLuv123]

@flair420 You're kidding right? Jay-Z and Kanye West are some of the greatest rapers of all time? I hate most rap music anyway but those two in particular !!SUCK!! -__-

[TheDragonSlayer315]

this is why i watch you UndertakerFreak because you are not afraid to speal your voice



[ihasashark]

It's as if the new baby is the second Jesus. JEEEZE. No one gives two fucks about this damn baby. I'm happy for them and all, but seriously GTFO of the spotlight already.

[Kape11meisteR]

This might sound far fetched, but am I the only one that thinks Jay-z and Beyonce shut down the entire floor and covered everything from the public eye just so they can perform some illuminati ritual or some really bizarre shit to their newborn child?

Some will argue that it was for the paparazzi, though it doesn't really justify their actions. Honestly, why go through all that trouble just for a child birth? It's very suspicious.

[TheKrokozilla]

I would name my child 'who gives a rats fucking ass'.

[HousecoreRitual]

Epic title.

[ZombieFreak21]

don't know why my mom keeps talking to me about beyonce considering that i don't give a shit about her. of course the fucked up part is her daughter's name (blue ivy). cool jimi hendix t-shirt by the way!

[WheresMahBacon]

Cymbal on head ftw

[Lonewolfjedi]

Yeah, who gives a fuck about little baby I don't give a rat's ass, apparently a lot of people do cuz it's all over the news. The society we live in blows, I want to move to a country where they don't care about this bullshit, oh wait, there isn't one, maybe you, Archfiend, and Ramsey could start a new country that doesn't care about shit like this, hell, I'd move in a heartbeat

[Epicsniper3x]

I agree!

[Anacoluthiac]

And they needed to cover up the cameras so that they could be the ones to sell the first baby picture for a couple million.

[EmeraldYuna123]

I agree!

[WhiteKnitter]

Beyonce was pregnant?

Shutting off an entire floor? She probably didn't/doesn't want pictures of her vagina leaked onto the internet by a paparazzi pretending to be a passerby in the maternity ward. Somewhat reasonable...

Your immediate opinion is requested of:

/watch?v=TmU1a6s8qqI&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

:D

[BrianLG100]

Tabloids and Papparazzi are the lowest forms of humans just like West Memphians!

[Anacoluthiac]

I rage every time I see someone reading Perez Hilton in class.

[DemocraticEmpire]

Was the hospital floor "black and white"? And why Nimrod? Nimrod is the architect, Nimrod is the great hunter who came before. I understand that these people, who are obssessed with Kushite history, are into learning about the mysteries of the Kemets and Canaanites, and into Freemasonry. But it sickens me how these people always are very good slaves that give their masters homage and hand symbols to the Freemasons. It seems that these people in the industry are brainwashed and sleep.

[KatLuv123]

@DemocraticEmpire wtf was that about, not one word of that made sence to me?

[ninetalescommander]

Wait a minute, Archfiend posts a video of himself in bed and now suddenly Beyonce has a kid?

..Nah, just a co-incidence.

[twiztidlestat]

Just expect alot of the typical ''Your jealous'' ''Your a hater'' from the idiot puppets out there. To me, I say, Your correct sir.

[NapalmsBurningHatred]

@twiztidlestat You're*

[twiztidlestat]

@NapalmsBurningHatred

Whatever* 

[ShadyRealRap96]

omg u spoke exacly what i think about papparazzis

[XrougeXpanda]

what do u think of fpsrussia? because i know your a fan of guns.

[NateTahGreat]

______

lYou're*l

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[ClawlessReaver]

'Selena Gomez having her first period.' i fucking laughed so hard :L

[zakkattakk89]

Jay-Z has such soul destroying lyrics, most of his songs centre around the importance of money. Plus his style of rapping is not impressive, and neither is his wordplay. I prefer rappers that tell a story or send a message, and have unique selling points.

[ShadyRealRap96]

Beyonce sucks,,,

[ReScaping]

Apathy floods my mind when I think of celebrities.

[hobbzrulz159]

you make my day lool

[shlibookensteppah]

I don't care. Not one taste.

[Punkero245]

I can't stand Beyonce.

[Cecilmilner578]

First (mabey)

[varanana3]

god i hate jay-z

[minedworp]

ladiesssss and gentlemen !!!!

[c0mpiled]

fir... nah.