random order

[nicpro85]

hey, why dont you wih you never have to work

[mrcarpetride]

So, baby, this is what happens to you next. You have a video camera that is high quality and is making professional recordings. Now you have to contact Warner Bros and get them to buy your music. I know they will contract you as they can add the musicians to make a bigger sound. You already have this guy doing the sound and music and that is making a music video that can be sold across the world. Welcome to where you are at and where you are going. If you play another instrument play it.

[Catscratchrecords]

Ok I'm hoping you're being sarcastic otherwise I would ask how privledge are you?

[Catscratchrecords]

How privledged are you?

[yustforfunonly]

epic! 5 stars always! please keep making vids! you rock!!

[artworkslive]

thanks darlin'! you're pretty awesome yourself, yust so ya know... ; )

[mahl3r]

Stop thinking, start worrying. You'll never become a chess world champion at this rate!

[artworkslive]

great......now i can't stop thinking about worrying.

[Pinchysandcrab]

I have much to let you think about

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

OMG...this was some funny shit...I enjoyed it darlin...I can help with yer puter probs...as for the rest???....hmmmm...lol....

[artworkslive]

heh yeah.....i'm afraid i'm just gonna have to embrace my full blown insanity at this point. *twitch* ; )

[gtristdan]

Hey :-

well you know insanity isn't just a mental state, it's a way of life!

[tinySpectacle]

What do you mean it won't make sense?

:)

[artworkslive]

aaaah, it only makes sense to you, my dear.... ; )

[unobrian]

all those children of mother(s) earth hope religion dies alone....

[dl737]

I think your lines were perfectly crooked - as intended :)

[OhCurt]

I just consulted my magic 8 ball. Apparently your PC won't get a virus, but it WILL die alone.

[artworkslive]

well then, how can i not trust a man and his magic ball?

[denitson777]

I want more Weed :)

[JimmerSD]

You don't expect me to answer any of those questions do you? (whistles softly)

[artworkslive]

no worries, but you won't get any extra credit......or a lollypop!

[LunaCow]

I have 4 brothers and 3 sisters (very literally)

I think your moms should be kind human beings and take in the muts ;-)

[UKISOCIETY]

You could die in a plane crash with others. Just pointing that out.

:P

[artworkslive]

oh yeah, thanks for that little reminder there.....

note to self: never fly again

[russbuss415]

baby smith makes for good breakfast entertainment!

[artworkslive]

and now fortified with 9 essential vitamins and minerals! ; )

[ralfonzo83]

you look funny, baby smith! :)

[artworkslive]

and you smell sarcastic! ; )

[speedyconkiwi]

i dunno if i understand colors, but i can read them!

[FunLovingCriminals77]

Did you hear the man that figured out the meaning of life and that second he went mad he is still locked up at a mental ward

true story

[muserine]

I understand colours. And I love grey. Just fyi.

:))

[Ranblv]

Serious questions thrown in there under a heave vale of humor ;-)

[obsquatch]

Sometimes, you make my brain hurt in the cutest way, like there is this adorable little midget in my head, and she's got a big smile and a chainsaw. Yippie... ouch.

[artworkslive]

don't forget the power sander..... i'm goin' all oompa loompa on yo' ass, slowly grinding your grey matter into a fine powdery mist. oh yeah, it hurts so gooooooooood, BABY!!!!

[angrypunkbronxkid]

Oh you... and your musings! GO IOWA

[artworkslive]

rA! you keepin' it real fer me? 'member......knee high by 4th o'july! yo yo! peaccccccce. ; )

[benzone50]

structually randomnness-i like.

[artworkslive]

i don't know any other way, goddess help me..... ; )

[nbwulf]

Can I have a map... I'm super lost. o__O

[artworkslive]

s'o k. you'll find it, just take a left, then right.....then flip a coin at the fork......i'll be there for ya. just ask for babs. ; )

[nbwulf]

So since I'm lost your name is babs?

I love a woman with a conditional name.

[artworkslive]

if by conditional you mean you love a woman who uses copious amounts of conditioner?......well then, i'm your gal. i'll even throw in some anti frizz products! # )

[nbwulf]

I'll buy the Herbal Essences and you provide the When Harry Met Sally...

Frizz, not an issue for this buzzed kid. ^__^

[booya62056]

You ARE somebody and you are awesome! ;-)

[artworkslive]

naw.....you're somebody elser.

thanks, YOU! ; )

[booya62056]

;-)

[tommy30507]

Random...Totally.....But, of course...in a completely structured format....

[artworkslive]

meh, what can i say?......i like to please - in a kinda crazy orderly fashion, that is.

xoxo!

[IamNotTheMoon]

Guesses what right?

When I think of the all the people who have no moms at all, I think you having 7 is rather extravagant.

[artworkslive]

some of them are only fleeting, and some don't even know they're my moms?????......so yah, i'm not hoarding moms or anything like that.....no worries! ; )

[IamNotTheMoon]

I'm watching you.

[Blargaldalien]

Random is good,do you walk to work,or carry your lunch? As for the 7 moms, I have no clue.

[artworkslive]

yes and yes and yyyyyyyes.

[Blargaldalien]

I myself like to color outside of the lines.

[artworkslive]

me dos, me dos.......blood aliens for life?

[Blargaldalien]

We may be sibling alien spawn...

[artworkslive]

and i still don't quite understand raw burritos - but they taste mighty good goin' down....mmmmmm, mmmmmm?????

[WetlandsRemediation]

We cannot explain her parentage, however: As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives

 Each wife had seven sacks Each sack had seven cats Each cat had seven kits Kits, cats, sacks, wives How many were going to St Ives?

[GoldDaniel]

*cough* Die Hard 3 *cough*

[artworkslive]

is that the one where they got fucked in the drive-thru? oh wait, that was lethal weapon.....my bad!

[artworkslive]

you, my friend....... almost won! (by a hair and a half)

but i am ruler of all things parenty. oh yesssssss.

i thank you, however, for your postal giftage. it quite inspired me, and all my many moms...... ; )

[rylandheights]

I love the smell of funny in the morning!

[aloginname4321]

Bob Dole is a great man!

[downhill240]

The question isn't whether you smell funny, it's whether funny has a smell at all. I just re-read what I typed and I don't smell anything.

[UnbelievableSandwich]

I need to sober up and watch this again.

[artworkslive]

oh, trust me dear, my stuff is WAY better on a buzz......

[berzerkeley]

stumped. but with 7 moms you'd fit in perfectly here in Berkeley. Even if you only know 5.

[artworkslive]

oh geebus cheese, don't even get me started on how many moms i have, much less dads!.....i was BORN to live on a commune! ; )

*thumbing a ride up north*

[AngloBaptist]

Seven? Um. I have no clue. I think your randomness is great. I was told that my most recent sermonating vid suggests a certain kind of insanity. Randomness and sanity...is there a link?

[artworkslive]

you? insane? NEVER.....

70% less saturated fat and now with flavor crystals?....maybe!

[AngloBaptist]

I am full of flava!

[michael2172]

OMG i am on cold meds so this was a far out video for me. LOL I loved it your to funny

[artworkslive]

oh man, really? dude, seriously.....only watch this one more time though, i'd hate for you to OD.

GET WELL soon! ; )

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

u r to funny for me..lol

hahahahaha

**Kisses**

[artworkslive]

funny? me? naw......you must've just watched a natls video er somethin'.  ; )

[onceyourelost]

oh wait, but you only know 5... so never mind

[onceyourelost]

maybe your biological mom and some of your pets are moms, too?

[artworkslive]

n'no.....my pets are not moms, unfortunately (snip snip) but good guess.

think about what other mom's involve adoption.....other than bio and adoptive. 'nother huge hint.

[Zed2six]

I like the tie and the girl who wears it :)

[artworkslive]

no joke, but i almost entitled this video: baby ties the knot! sounds almost jerry springer-ish, huh? ; )

[Zed2six]

"baby ties the knot"  good title lol

[GrumpyCoyoteTunes]

My guess, (and the reason I have 2 extra myself) fostering?

Plus natural mom & adopted mom could add up to 7...

Great vid Baby!

[artworkslive]

OOOOOOOH, so close, but no cigar. you still get a kiss, but no tongue! ; )

btw, the foster was RIGHT ON!

[hallbe]

You might go grey soon. And grey is the only color that matters. So, you'll be truly fulfilled when you go grey! YAY!!!

[artworkslive]

aaaaaah, but i will NEVER go grey, thanks to clairol's NATURAL INSTINCTS..... for truly natural-looking color and shine!

*awaits lifelong supply of haircolor*

[TheUnderdocker]

Sillyness.

[artworkslive]

and sadly, without it, i am merely 'Ness.' ; )

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Nice. ALways make me smile.

[artworkslive]

*beam*  but was it ear to ear, or more like a smirk? ; )

[personalimagery]

fewer complications... all I want. I will die alone, for sure. or probably? your order is good!

[artworkslive]

i figure if i was born alone, i can exit that way too.....might be a pretty interesting journey after all, and perhaps a little less gooey? ; )

[personalimagery]

certainly... ;)

[DonfromMT]

In fact, I don't understand colors, being color-blind, but even I can recognize a colorful performance. Lots of fun, as usual. Are you including grandmothers and great grandmothers in that count?

[artworkslive]

HAHA....thanks! well, a color blind guy taught me how to drive a stick shift (he knows where the green and red lights are on street lamps) and i have another color blind friend who paints the most luscious of greens, but he thinks it's grey.

and i'm not counting grandmothers, just so ya know.....go on, take a stab at it, i dare ya! ; )

[DonfromMT]

Are you named "Baby" because that was the label on your test tube?

[artworkslive]

ALMOST....it was on my adoption papers. (major clue, by the way!)

[DonfromMT]

Must include some bureaucrats and the State of X. But I'm afraid I'm not the answer man on this one (and I was so looking forward to that kiss!) One thing I can say, however, is that whoever is responsible for you gave you a great imagination and a real talent for songwriting. Thanks for letting me play, Baby.

[artworkslive]

hey, thanks for playing along.....this winter i'm gonna tell you to touch your tongue on the monkey bars during recess, but it only means i have a mad crush on you, honest! ; )

[DonfromMT]

Is it possible your don't know the answer and are using us to find out? Not that I mind. Oh, and just so you know, not only am I color-blind, I don't have a tongue.

(kidding)

[DavidRandallCurtis]

random coolness :p

[artworkslive]

you get a sloppy kiss for that one, even though you didn't take the challenge in the sidebar! : p

[DavidRandallCurtis]

artworks: I didn't take it because I don't think I could ever second guess a woman as smart, pretty and talented as you. :)

[artworkslive]

o.k. you get 2 sloppy kisses....and maybe even a grope for that little ditty! ; )