Sesame Street's CSI Parody "RSI: Rhyme Scene Investigation"

[theguywholiksanime]

Sir cookie monster died after eating a letter thinking it was  a cookie

well it looks like this time for this guy

(sunglasses)

C aint for cookie

[NuclearFury8]

Did he try to rhyme it with slut??

[D0OMZDAYZ]

"We found big bird dead, outside his nest"

"Well looks like this bird..."

*Put on sunglasses*

"Ain't gonna fly"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAH

[friendlyschizo]

Looks like this puppet.

*puts shades on*

just got 20% cooler.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1

[cadegrey]

@friendlyschizo *takes your shades* You will not wear these until you have a good one- liner.

[Scrapolio]

The count is dead? well..*puts on sun glasses* that sucks.

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHH!!

[TheScrabbleKing]

I think the cat...

*sunglasses*

...is out of the bag.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH!!!

[Stephie2007]

As a crime show fan, I think it's cute to some degree. But you have to admit after awhile it gets annoying. And for pete's sake, why did they make Hector's muppet (Joe Doe) orange?

[Stephie2007]

@Stephie2007 Horatio's muppet, srry! :( I don't watch CSI: Miami much anymore

[GlennMagusHarvey]

@Stephie2007 Could be worse. For Special Letters Unit, they made Munch green, Benson purple, and Cragen blue.

[newageoutlaw]

"We think Oscar did this. He said he was upset about getting fired!"

"Well it looks like..." *puts on sunglasses* "They shouldn't have canned him."

YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[MissLeximexi]

What did he lose?!?!?!??!?

[TheTalkingCamera]

I actually want to know how this ends... maybe I need to grow up :P

[johanan9107]

Did I just hear "shat" in that list of rhymes that they said?

[34BestBuds43]

@johanan9107 I heard that too!

[sinestro1940]

"Joe, Elmo's been found dead, and witnesses claim Mr. Noodle was the murderer!"

"Well, it looks like he..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"Finally lost his noodle."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHH

[TheSwaggman21]

big bird" Oscar the grouch is missing"

joe doe "hmm interesting"

officer, what do you mean?

joe doe,what day is it?

officer, "well today is wensday"

joe doe "no wonder"

officer, why?

joe doe puts on sunglasses

"the garbage truck comes wensday to pick up the trash"

YEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Cacowninja]

Detective Sergeant Francis disliked this 37 times... Never could take a joke.

[RoGQuizzno]

"Big Bird is the suspected theif"

"I Guess you could say he..."

*Puts On SunGlasses

"Flew The Coop"

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[Ephemeralobserver]

if only kids shows were still like this.

[TheLizzifer]

She said shat!

YYYEEEAAAHHHHH!

[MayerEO]

hah these guys are so contemporary XD

[CoonEyed]

HAT.

[CattleStunner]

"Sir, the Grouch was found missing from his can.."

"Well, I guess somebody..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"....took out the trash."

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Noobssuckass300]

@CattleStunner bwawhahahhaha

[CattleStunner]

@Noobssuckass300 Muahahahahhah! XD

[LadyFrostbite]

Hat? Cat?

...Wombat?

[inteli722]

Y U NO MAKE PUN!!!!

[unseen370]

" Big bird was found dead this morning, he was apparentally making a delivery to ernie when someone jumped him. he is covored in bruises shaped like hooves."

"well looks like the bastard who beat him"

*puts on sunglasses*

"is a dead horse"

YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ClintJohnHampton]

GODDAMIT! CAT! CAT!

[philyphil96]

"Ernie was the only one aboard the train when it went off the cliff, how was he lured onto an empty train, tricked into starting the train, and did not see the signs that said the bridge was still in construction?"

"Only if you already know..."

*puts on Sunglasses*

"You're on the short ending express"

YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hikarilover123]

*Screams at the TV*

"You lost your cat!!!"

[bubbloy]

This is definitely the worst thing I watched today.

[Durhandoni80]

@bubbloy And this is the worst quote i read today.

[Halobenzene]

"Joe Doe, the victim appears to have been stung to death!"

"It looks like today's show..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"...was brought to you by the letter B."

YEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TheGodzilla1955]

twat

[Robbsaber02]

He was missing a Cat !

[SabreWolferos]

Joe Doe,a guy was on her way to the prom when his jealous ex locked him in the car and set it on fire, he was incinerated so bad he has almost no remains.

"Well, looks like he"

*puts on sunglasses*

"Had noBODY to go with"

YEAAaAAAAAAAH!

[HuntForWaffles]

He lost his cat XD

[Jonisfilm]

ITS A CAT GODDAMIT!!

[ACluelessKid]

It needs a sunglasses moment, but epic anyway.

[KeirebuAmeterasu]

"The Count was found dead. It doesn't look like a random killing. Whoever did this was a hired assasin."

"Well it looks like someone..."

*puts on Sunglasses*

"....had his number"

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh­hhhhhhh!

[dubbayumdee]

@KeirebuAmeterasu lol that was good.

[Cacowninja]

@KeirebuAmeterasu Oh my good god.

[edusuntrebor]

@KeirebuAmeterasu Really, I'd say that the Count discovered.... his number was up.

[DiamondBack1666]

the perp was killed when his bomb prematurely detonated in the library and collapsed a book case on him

well it looks like the judge

*puts on sunglasses*

wont have to throw the book at this one

[MyTubeVersion3]

no sunglass strip?

[failbrownie]

sir we've found student crushed by books.

well looks like..

``put on shades``

..he study to hard .

YEAAAAAH !

[YanxaW]

But...Horatio doesn't wear ties?

[greendaygirl09]

...shat

[ZionandDomNation]

"The victim was killed in Beiber's concert"

"Well..."

*sunglasses*

"Were Justin-time"

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!­!!!!!!!1

[Renax111]

slut

[pichujonas]

this sucked.... there was no YEEEEAAAAHHHHH involved.

[Cadavaris]

SHMAT

[trildog]

I didn't know Sesame Street was for adults now...

Y'know kids won't get these references.

[ranelproductions]

@trildog You know these references are often put in place for parents to keep them interested while they watch it with their kids. Every child show does this.

[thefonz003]

@ranelproductions ...but I don't think any of the other ones do it as well as Sesame Street.

[DuchessAliana]

@trildog They probably throw this stuff in for the parents who are inevitably drawn into watching with their kids. Or who watch out of a secret desire to relive their own nostalgic moments xD

[checkers3901]

oh lol just lol

[WorldWalker128]

the heck is a 'shmat?'

maybe he lost his cat?

That was busy chasing a rat and when it escaped it said "Drat! I'm just too fat?"

[SandwichAndCereal]

He lost his Hat?

[cheekbrown]

Ok. I'm gonna start watching Sesame Street again.  When I was watching it, it's funniest running joke was, "Your rich uncle died, and left you all his ____"

[BIDZ180]

Looks like this episode needs....

*Puts on sunglasses"

Needs a CSI Miami Sunglasses joke.

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­ HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[ToysNoiz]

Is this real?

[mattmanganon]

aww, no ACDC

[rnorthro14]

"Looks like Grover...."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"...chose a bad day to go without pants."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!­­!!

[vallejo3030]

The puppet was found hanging from the light post.

So much for ruling out a murder...

*Puts on sunglasses*

...with no strings attached.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!­!!

[DrolKeegEht]

I just...

I don't know what just...

WHAT?! WHAT, PUMPKIN?! PUMPKIN, WHAT?! WHAT?!

[Albatross159]

Does the chick look like a whore to anyone but me?

[HaloLvl43Legit]

1:22 Did she say "shat" on Sesame Street?

[Shaqstheman000]

@HaloLvl43Legit "Chat"

[16shogunelitegreen]

Did u hear the bloke laughing before Joe went on the fone?

[LollerSkater1000]

This must be the best......*puts on sunglasses* sesame street episode ever

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[BraceletAccumulatrT2]

I before E *sunglasses* ...except after C.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAH!!!

[ryanmb23]

@BraceletAccumulatrT2 Jim Carrey said that!!

[BraceletAccumulatrT2]

@ryanmb23 Yes he did, but everyone repeats everything on youtube videos as comments, so you cant hold it against me.

[ryanmb23]

@BraceletAccumulatrT2 True enuff....

[csmit72]

i can stand that puppet better than DC

[xkaizer17x]

So did he lose a hat?

[ImJustSayin2014]

Part of Sesame Street's enduring charn=m is its ability to parody pop culture that adults will appreciate while keeping it kid friendly. I hope it goes on another 60 years!

[johnmartinez123]

Joe Doe looks more like Munch from SVU.

[BloatedPorpoise]

Who needs drugs when u got this

[gokinsmen]

-Victim was blue and fuzzy. Had a 'C' carved on his face.

-Anything else?

-His safe was empty.

-Hmm. Looks like the 'C' was for cookie...

*puts on shades*

-But the cookie wasn't free.

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[gokinsmen]

--That's the third body this week!

--Motive?

--Unknown.

--Another murder brought to you...

*puts on shades*

--...by the letter "why."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[NoAhMeDlEy]

Looks like this Rhyme scene...

*puts on sunglasses*

has been CRACKED

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[kingrunnisfilms]

*Elmo found dead*

"Well Emlo always wanted to

*puts sunglasses on*

"sleep with the fishes"

Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[chibixcandy]

"John Doe" ? LOL nice name sesame street XD

[wiithepeople2]

looks like this

*sunglasses*

was NOT sparta...

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[sonicvsmario45]

this program was sponsored by the letter Dd and the number 69

[WebVMan]

It's no Myth, looks like Will Smith. Who who would want to kill Will? Some dingbat with a GAT. Looks like Smith's career is fallen flat. WORD!

[Treblaine]

"Vat, cat, hat, bat, Fat, mat and...

...Shat"

[Chucoishighoncoke]

@Treblaine wat about gat,rat,kat,dat,pat,nat,chat?

[marioselwyn123]

seems like the muppets

*puts on sunglasses*

are trying to be cool

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[mynameisalexyu]

"Sir we found semen in the victim's eyes"

*puts on sunglasses*

"well, I guess he saw that one cumming"

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHH­H

[profbrainchild]

Is that the Thundercats theme?

[GrassThief]

"We found Bruce Willis' body on the floor, we think he may have overdosed on heroin"

"Looks like old habbits"

*puts on shades*

"Die Hard"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[holtyhero]

"We found the victim dead with his dick in a peanut butter jar"

"Wow, that guy..."

*puts on shades"

"...was fucking nuts."

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!­­!!!!!!!

[beedrill5ER]

A good use of "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!­" would do nicely, although clearly "Who Are You" was the song the intro music was referencing, as opposed to "Won't Get Fooled Again." :P

[jjd896]

I demand "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HH"

[havocrage]

this is taking csi to make it more funnyer



[MrSupervillian]

HAT!

[cyphi1]

SHAT

[tyson346]

mat

[RedxLightning4694]

horatio is so badass they made a muppet outa him!!

[vagner5096]

muito bom...

[xXguitardude9Xx]

"Bert was found dead at the corner of Sesame and Sunflower streets."

"Well i guess this crime..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"...just took a turn for the worst."

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[RockerCheetah22]

The Horatio puppet PWNS! :)

[freakynoobz]

no yeaaaah?

[daverocket]

The man lost his cat! Duh! lol

[16shogunelitegreen]

@daverocket shame it wasn't a cat he was looking 4

[Simsker]

Oh!I know what rhymes with 'at',it's CRAP!!!

[psycho826]

the letter of the day is Y as in YEAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Aussiboy182]

Sounds like this man...

*puts on sunglasses*

... Has lost his hat.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[killersushi99]

She was found with yellow feathers in her mouth.

Well i guess...

Puts on sunglasses o-o-------

She blew her big bird audition.

[MissSuicidalRiot]

Okay, the Horatio puppet made me giggle.

[tbendisx]

Sesame Street and the Muppets have accepted that their audience has grown up

[YOW1965]

I remember when Mr Hooper was in that store...

[lolman5921]

I find your lack of YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH Disturbing.

[AkatsukiKaizoku]

NEEDS MOAR LETTER Y...

FOR YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[boyofdestiny1123]

The sad thing is that I'd own the box set of this show...

[coltonzsm]

HE LOST HIS GAWD DAM OK NOW SHUT UP CHUCK NORRIS

[GossipLover16]

I think this is more CSI: Miami instead of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.

[Nawledge1]

John Doe, Bert & Ernie were found shot dead in their apartment.

"Well, looks like this homicide"

*puts on sunglasses*

"...was sponsored by the letter H"

[FluffyTheLethelBunny]

@Nawledge1 yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[FluffyTheLethelBunny]

@Nawledge1 i mean yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[SSdetectiveagency]

@Nawledge1 YYYYEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

[YoshiTheBlue]

@Nawledge1

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Kensane12]

@Nawledge1 YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[cloverfieldfan09]

@Nawledge1

"nawledge1 was on youtube writing a sunglasses joke but..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"he forgot one thing..."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[STARRHARDY]

lol, did you lose a muskrat sir? A flat muskrat

[koz234]

seaseme street *puts sunglasses on* is gay.....YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dilipcml]

I'd give anything to see the actual CSI: Miami people do this scene.

[in10forever]

its obviously CAT rofl

[ilovecheesecheese111]

@in10forever i thought it was his hat, because he is bald.

[temper1100]

gotta round up some rhymes...

[1buckshort]

Horatio Caine=Joe Doe

Calleigh Duquesne=June Moon

[darthteej1]

H is for homicide...

*puts on sunglasses*

that's good enough for me.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

[SierraLynn1512]

AWwwwwwwww, Why'd they have to do Miami? I wish they'd done Las Vegas.

[roojooroojoo]

Woooow.. this was so unfunny it was awkward to watch!

[grayninja62]

round up the usual....At Rhymes...YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[JAdoreSephora]

first off what do children at this age know of CSI Miami to understand this parody? Adults of course would understand, but small children???

[savantiflag]

@JAdoreSephora It's to keep the parents entertained as well. That's why they insert funny one liners into Disney movies.  The kids don't get it, but the parents do.

[JAdoreSephora]

@savantiflag thanks..I can see th e kids looking sideways at their parents while the parents are busting out laughing at this parody...

[Frontdesk99]

@JAdoreSephora OMG you are pathetic. Of course the kids don't understand, but since a lot of parents are watching Sesame Street with their kids, there's something to laugh about for them as well. Great move. Only humourless people with lemon juice in their vains don't get it.

[JAdoreSephora]

@Frontdesk99 you're the freakin pathetic one RESPONDING TO A 9 MONTH OLD POST I POSTED....LMFAO...OH AND BY the dayum way...before u think u can get with me on stupid assinine remarks to me...YEAH I know I spelled it wrong but i had to spell it that way to and for you...VAINS IS SPELLED...NOW READ IDIOT VILLAGE...V--E--I---N---S...BO­OYA IN YA FACE..

[Frontdesk99]

@JAdoreSephora How many foreign languages do you speak, shithead? I think with 5 I am allowed to make a small mistake every now and then.

[23skidoonk]

@JAdoreSephora

You're hardly one to be talking about spelling or general linguistic skills.

[TheLegendaryMissBrit]

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Yawniffer]

Awesome..

[katsaur]

Ahhhhhhh, Sesame Street. Can I just say that it's NOT just for kids? ;)

[videogamenostalgia]

'Horatio, the victim was found with a severed hand up his ass'

'Well, I guess our victim *sunglasses* was a right muppet'

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHH!!!

[tyson346]

i actually payed attention to this video. he forgot Bat :3..waiting for the who.

[JeiHeirumaru]

Joe Doe, we've found a bowlling ball, a beach ball, a baseball, and a cookie

Well, it looks as though... *Sunglasses* one of these things, is not like the other

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Staszu13]

I can't wait to see the Mac taylor parody!

[kgsolaman5000]

YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[johnnybreath1]

rofl

[mikesvampire]

Looks like he learned his a b (glasses) c's...

[GoblinXXX]

@mikesvampire YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

[dancagurli]

OMG it looks JUST like him! lol

[ScottyMcGeester]

You know what would be the best ever? If David Caruso and his cast did a live-action version of this.

[glassminimalist]

Looks like this… *sunglasses* …is where it's AT.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[JamX3K]

ROFL!

Would've been awesome of they could've worked the "YEEEEEEEAAAAH!" in there somewhere, or atleast had him remove his shades.

[dshotta13]

LBARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AnistonAnarchist]

Caine, someody murdered Oscar the Grouch!

Well, it looks like we need to find whoever decided...

*puts on the shades*

...to take out the trash!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHH

[weareallvampires]

Perfect Caruso puppet! I could not stop laughing!

[AviloriANo1]

Look like a murder on Sesame Street.

Guess we gotta find out...

*puts on sunglasses*

...Who knocked the stuffing out of him.

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH­HH!!!

[F0rgottenSoul]

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHH!!!!!!!!

[TheNewWorldMan69]

Today's episode is brought to by the letter Z and...

*put on sunglasses*

the number three.

yyyyeeeeaaaahhhhh!!!!!!