When Cheese Fails Season 3 Episode 9

[houchi69]

"oh...slow motion..." xD

that was so cute.

[chiefzog]

lol im chiefzog on sc2 i look up to see chiardog and i was like "holy shit is that me?"

[avengerofdeadvideos]

someone get him a sandwich!

[mattbenz99]

Make me a sandwich dammit !!!

[Starwrathful]

I wish I could make 10,000 likes happen. I could only add one though.

[DarkGred]

banshee?? OP??? youre kiddin me...

[TheRoomy]

I've been watching these and I keep telling myself "I can't possibly see anyone more stupid than this", and these people keep on proving me wrong. Chairdog has discovered some level of stupid even greater than previously imaginable. It's the Absolute Zero of intelligence. His brain, molecularly, is at the physically and statistically minimal amount for life possible. He is as a slug or starfish. He exists without thought as if in a fog, so scientists wonder if he even has consciousness at all.

[TheRoomy]

GOD DAMNIT CHAIRDOG! BAD! BAD CHAIRDOG! I'm gonna rub your nose in the shit you just pulled! How could you POSSIBLY be so insanely retarded?? You HAD the win. It was OVER. DONE. WIN. And you said "naaah, I hate winning. I'm gonna throw this away by beating off like a moron instead of attacking, and let him get a pool up". You can't use the excuse that you didn't know how important keeping the pool down was, you're zerg. You're just stupid. Now you lose and everyone got to see. Fuck.

[LeaFzme]

These people who cheese have improved over the seasons, thanks to LAGTV. The game have got long enought to natural expand. no more minute man :(

[DrHackenbush89]

I have no idea if this has been requested yet but we need to see a replay of you two trying to cheese each other, wait that sounds wrong...

[88naka]

YOU FOOL ! YOUUU FOOOLL !!! - Adam.

[xBlaze725x]

destiny the future #1 in the world xD

[zdunichme]

they made lair at EXACTLY the same time

[originalGawwad]

Your jokes are BAD guys... :D

[DizzIlike]

Hahaha, epic finish!

And I fucking love the awkward silence moments, hahahaha

[Xxgodlike1xX]

i hate it when the top comments are the same....

[Grayvyn]

@Xxgodlike1xX @commanderbly009 I hate it when people say that they hate it when the top comments are the same to get top comment, and both of the top comments that are made are about how when people hate it when the top comments are the same.

[coldbloodd24]

This comment is better then the other ones

[pingking99]

I hate it when the top comments are the same....

[kaelthassux]

I like the EpicMealTime referrences thumbs up..

[jeryek13]

yaaay, u agree with me tht banshees are OP :DD

[Grayvyn]

@jeryek13 No, they'd be OP if they could attack air >.>

[jeryek13]

@Grayvyn yea, theyd be waaay worse then...

[mysticjbyrd]

HE IS SHITTING THE BED!!!

[Harabec]

"Do you have one?"

and he's like "Yeah..."

[TomicaCRO]

MY FUCKING 2 FAVORITE GUYS ON YOUTUBE HAHAHAHA

[ReX342]

What did he yell? GD? JD? Is that like GG?

[commanderbly009]

i hate it when the top comments are the same....

[xDFoRcEzZ]

@commanderbly009 i hate it when the top comments are about the top comments being the same

[TheReallydontcare]

@xDFoRcEzZ I hate it when the top comments- actually, only 500 characters per comment, this will never fit.

[Spaceman585]

Thumbs up if you've memorized the Beneful: Healthy Fiesta commercial.

[justchilln6190]

@Spaceman585 sour aboot that shiny coat

[LasseLundster]

Most

Awkward

Silence

EVER

[Violetcrime]

Chairdog got the shoveldog treatment...

[SkyClap]

That last line make me fall in love with LAGtv

[wrthdrumer]

YOU FOOL!

[ThePopNinja]

I Love the Silence In Your Commentaries xD

[nateisback27]

115 people dont like infested terrans all over their face

[MCTSSBItaly]

10:53 I lol'd SOOO hard XD

[rogierpoep]

banelings would have been so awesome at around 3:30

[mathiftw]

Spine crawler attack. I love it. xD

[YC3347]

Starecraft.

[J0hnn3hBoi]

"YOU FOOL!" Lmao.

[Duiss]

how is this guy even in masters with such little understanding of the game? I mean the situation is as basic as it gets. Wow i guess some guys are just horrible at the game even though they are in masters

[insight1337]

@Duiss may be he was drunk, and/or wife/kids where making him have a bad day

[rythmjc3]

@Duiss Also, remember that people who are so bad pretty much cheese their way to master league.

[velveder2]

not good, just noobsplaying

[GKCanman]

if i facepalm any harder i might die

[LordCustos3]

Get Back In There! Get Back In There! Get Back In There! Get Back In There!

C'mon, man....individual 'lings have the IQ of a poodle. They don't understand something as abstract as "Get Back In There!"

[RSCritique]

@LordCustos3 The poodle is the second most intelligent species of dog. Reference fail LOL

[LordCustos3]

@RSCritique

So. He's still a dog.

Show me a dog (or a 'ling) that can understand abstract philosophy, and maybe I'll change my mind.

[justchilln6190]

Pro-cheese next season? Can't wait for the idrA rage LOL

[ArmenSur]

these videos are awesome! 

[XxCrazyYoshixX]

you guys need to relax xD

[patq911]

You two remind me of the WMG guys.

[SmartMotel]

"extractor" novawar, not assimilator



[Wawplayer]

Is it bad that if Chairdog had like, 2 mutas he coulda beat the zlings/spines...?

[theodorejed19]

you two are scary.... o_O

[mnbaldie]

shitting the bed?? that actually means your up out of bed earlier than usual in Australia....

[Bradatimrkonja]

isnt the extractor trick economically inferior to 9/overlord?

[TheProsuperman]

so much disrespect is like slapping a bitch across the face and say:

cook me diner

make me a sandwich

[ERICELM]

Its like slapping a bitch across the face and saying cook me dinner! LOL that one was good.

[summi8aut]

best pro"WCF" ever by anharis COMBATEX vs ROOTCatz

/watch?v=pyKo7wyVtLg

[nskpsycho]

you kinda sounded like epicmealtime there when you said infested terrans

[Monkey6K]

MAKE ME A SAMMICH DAMMIT.

[reformCopyright]

@Monkey6K With that kind of army you don't even need sudo.

[Shadow2271]

Marineking VS MC Metalopolice. Marineking floats his CC to the gold. its epic.

[Bjelor]

hows banshee op... you make two of em at like 7 minute mark and at 10 minutes tops they become useless

i also quite dont follow the mastermind behind the idea that a stalker should move faster than an airplane

[yungchef92]

The epicmealtime reference was absolutely genius!!

I applaud your comedic brains. ;)

[Dreadborn]

I remember you guys laughing at "nerds" who commented about your RE5 playthrough for not "being perfect".

But you too rage about players in sc2 for failing. Quite hard really.

Now I hope that you understand the point. It's painful to watch someone failing to do, what you can do much better.

[The0N1iN3]

@Dreadborn they dont rage they have fun and joke about it. watch the videos

[ert031]

lol

[ZotyaX]

and it was master league:D

[alukard0808]

MAKE ME A SANDWICH, DAMN IT! XD

[ThePatoExperience]

0:17

[c0mmissar1]

Next season. CombatEX vs Deezer

[MrBoraed]

WHAT THE HECK AND THIS IS MASTERS!? ARE U KIDDING ME!?

[StelarCF]

@MrBoraed no it's diamond

[MrBoraed]

@StelarCF just look at the upper right corner! master league!

[StelarCF]

@MrBoraed Sorry, it was blue and I didn't look at what was in the center and thought it was diamond.

Lol master league rush :P

[MrBoraed]

@StelarCF i could never do that even in my little silver league O_o would get pwnd so hard xD

[baldie80]

The "chairdog" comes from Frank Herbert's Dune books, and is a genetically engineered animal, designed specifically to be sat upon. They are warm and comforting, occasionally purring for their owners, and adjust to your personal comfort preferences. 

Sadly, they cannot fetch you your slippers.

[TheOJDrinker]

early rush is the original cheese... what type of cheese was the first kind of cheese? cheddar? swiss? cottage?

Cottage cheese sounds like a good thing to call it regardless.

[TimEddyHughes]

He goes early pool, hardly a cheese

[nicolibri]

@TimEddyHughes How is a six-pool not cheese?

[ChthonicRealm]

Weird, I drive a Jimmy...

[Arandomdude777]

MAKE ME A SANDWICH DAMNIT!

[ilikesoopalot]

CombatEX nuff' said

[shinji2oo4]

Next season - Jinro v Idra !!!

[Chavtheworld]

I know Shibbxyz haha, he has an account on GiantBomb, played with him in the EU tournaments.

[leksious]

Surely infestors are annoying to toss/terran but for zerg they are a real problem

[jingy90]

season 3, the season of great cheese steaks.

yum

[dukesofdevon]

MAKE ME A SANDWICH DAMNIT.

[FUCKOFFYOURGAY]

Says they use a content delivery network. There fault ;)

[HitmanReborn9999]

MAKE ME A SANDWICH DAMMIT!

[underwatercookie]

You don't have to be good to use infestors... You just F and left click. lol

[FallenCrusader1]

mhm and infestors are much less reilient than high temp yeah sure lol

[xXCabeleeXx]

another great episode of Epic Cheese Time

[urpis99]

You have to be poor (=zerg) player to think banshee is op while opfestor is not.

[MrSpamBen]

I love you when cheese fails!

[Dudestv1]

the guy screaming you fool is trying to hard, and his laugh sounds forced, hes also not very funny, good episode regardless

[TheSoulSilv3r]

these arent epic cheese fails anymore they are just epic games.

[squirrelkj]

wow best episode yet

[playdrumsmofuxa]

i <3 you guys and all... but you can get pretty damn annoying

[rabidtarg]

The funny thing about OP banshee is I have only ever lost once to banshee rush or massed banshees. They have no HP. I just always get one turret or cannon and they can't hurt me with sight.

[LuvToRidePandas]

You guys should do the dreamhack finals 2011

[1337HxC]

Do you guys take 2v2 cheese as well, or strictly 1v1?

[Emaiahs]

Should the loser go kill himself, MB?

[Besace]

You guys are so Awesome.

Borderline decent, but awesome.

[Onecoolfrog1]

We need more likes damn it!

[iwirthless]

@ryanstempien1 Embarrass myself on the internet? There is such a thing?

[adttada]

@iwirthless No. there is no such thing as the internet.

[iwirthless]

@ryanstempien1 QQ more.

[Sokar408]

There wasn't anything to be sour about in this one? :(

[pey3b]

Lets put it like this, NO COMBATEX! he's not pro, if you ask me.

[Rwl3x]

This was the most epic cast you ever did...

[TheDarkFalcon]

this is the sort of episode i would expect from a cold cast. Borring slow game.

[toastfromheaven]

THis wasn't that fail i mean at the 5:40 he had more drones more zerglings more supply so really the cheese worked but he stuffed up else where

[4Th30]

holy...now that's the casts I really want!! keep it up guys!

[Reapent]

if Anyone thinks banshees are more OP than infestors they dont know shit about sc2.. luckily jeff is entertaining.

[JohnSpruce]

last game of the dreamhack final for pro cheese fail.

[LeprosyVirus]

can we get a photoshop of an overlord shitting the bed?

[shadownitron]

@LeprosyVirus lol yep... all we need is the overlord pooping his creep picture XD

[0Jockjalockaly0]

infested terrans part reminded me so much of emt it was so funny!!!

[DaGerman2863]

Update, in a 2v2 tonight Destiny went NOTHING BUT INFESTORS and still won.

[BrommaHerman]

ZvZ. If this is a Drone rush, I will kill something.

[NoisyNinjaSC2]

Dear Jeff,

Please stop with the creepy ass sound effects and the creepy voices. I'm worried about your mental well being.

Sincerely,

A concerned Fan

[njxiong]

you are failing at life right now...

[tshepp89]

That camera zoom gave me a headache!

[DarkestFayt]

ALL MY ATTACK!

[leafblight27]

chairdog... obviously this player went with the good old method of looking around the room when you can't think of a good name.

"I am Windo! Defender of deskia and lord of lava lamp!"

[FlailingJunk]

@leafblight27

lol

[hipser]

@leafblight27 It's a reference to Dune. I know this because chairdog is one of my best friends irl.  Trust me, it's the internet.

[Moomoothecow2123]

@hipser THANK YOU. I MUST NOW GO DOWNLOAD THAT GAME AGAIN.

[xturtlex]

no lagtv, you MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

[EscorpioShadow]

I will llike ur videos and help u out when u start curisng more like in the old good days

u sold out

[xTheNIL8Rx]

"the season of pro cheesecakes" make it happen!

[ninjax247]

i can't like this enough

[TheSoulSilv3r]

Overlord dont vomit on the bed they sh*t creep on the bed.

[CurtisSpiers]

Chairdog just shouldnt have lost those lings... apart from that he didnt do a bad job.. jeeze

[freddiegibbs101]

Protected by the Jimmy ...

And you met this girl ...

And you take her home ...

And she's like "do you have one?" ...

And you're like .......... "Yeah."

[Ilivefortheswarm]

Eh... assimilator?

[alaazxxc]

bad cheese need better vids

[WTDQ8]

I guess the name CombatEX will show up a lot in next season.

[angel30382]

When Cheese Fails Season Four: The Season of Philly Cheese-Steaks!

[ds12z]

Sheet the bid.

[Korianne75]

YOOU ALREADY CASTED THIIS GAAAMME !!!! LOl

[FalconX88]

creepy voice at 11:10^^

[zalanicht]

HOW IS CHAIRDOG IN MASTERS?!?!?!

[TheMoocow2009]

@zalanicht He isn't -- he's in platinum. Shibb is in Masters though, which is why they put up the Masters' symbol.

[DragonBallPaul]

@zalanicht People have bad days. Michael Jordan had bad days. Ron Jeremy had bad days.

[reka10]

@DragonBallPaul ron jeremy hadnt had a good day ever. you can see it in his fat ugly face.

[DragonBallPaul]

@reka10 Joke successfully killed, thanks.

[reka10]

@DragonBallPaul no problem. its what i do.

[peterninefingers]

you can clearly see at 5:40 that red got 6 more drones than blue... he is not behind at that point even thou he failed his cheese

[Olawz]

You guys had me cracking up at work *thumbs up and subscribe*

[bucolucas]

Ever since this show started, I have noticed that cheesers have become more sophisticated and harder to beat.

[ds12z]

Whoa, was skimming through the most viewed pages and saw LAGTV. Nice.

[moej640]

oh my god what an idiot, he couldve easily won, and who goes early expo in a zvz and close positions!...

[topstop24]

chairdog doin so much stuff right

[randycho12]

Got pretty pissed watching red play...

[sinephase]

chairdogs are genetically engineered living "chairs" that mold to your body for the most comfortable chair you can sit on :) (created about 12 thousand years from now in the Dune universe)

[scholliman]

HILARIOUS

[pazzazpeng10]

Make me a sandwich damn It!

[hotsum0ta]

I may just say, best episode up until now :D

[9385dee7]

Smackin a bitch right across the face and sayin " Cook me dinner! "

Make me a sandwich damn it!!!

[ChadxChad]

Did you say "Assimilator"..?

[TheEru88]

I kept hearing "shit" .......