Yiff in hell, 2 The Ranting Gryphon

[Gamnash4]

I always wondered about the phrase "Yiff in hell"... Yiff is a verb that implies intercourse; a.k.a. pleasure, or sex. And hell is a place of indefinite torture, and suffering. But if I were to say the same thing to a nonfurry, it'd translate into: "Fuck in hell!" ... Which vaguely means: "Enjoy yourself in a place that is meant for suffering" in which simply makes no god damn sense.

[Speedbob2438]

Oh let me count the reasons:

Furry. Check

Gay. Check

Neo-Pagan/semi-christian. Check

Swear like a black scottish cyclops (TF2 anyone?) check.

Poke fun at religion on a daily basis. Check.

PARTY!!!

[TheDrewManXD]

lets see...

if there is a god im going to hell

im furry

im gay

yiff in hell furfags isnt that great of a troll thing anymore

[MrDarkSora]

yiff in hell is a failed excuse used by cum dumpsters who try to fit religion in every subject. my personal opinion!

[Whyamibzsdmh]

Fuck furries. They are assholes.

[TheDrewManXD]

@Whyamibzsdmh only if you call them assholes then they most likely are assholes to you

[ShadowMaskTheCat]

i knew i was going to hell even before i was a furry, so "yiff in hell furfag" is no news to me :D

[AlwaysLearningTech]

I clicked on this video because the guy in the thumbnail looked like Agent 47.

[GlassTrampoline]

Yiff in hell?

Yep, that's the plan.

[GeneStarwind09]

...how is this guy successful? I tried to watch it with an open mind, but Jesus Christ, what a snoozefest. I couldn't even make it through the whole thing without this happening: v=GHy1rFeBDzQ

1. This guy's just a failure at comedy

2. The person who told me Americans can't do stand-up comedy was right

[LfromGaiaonline]

*Yiff in hell*

Satan: What is this I don't even

[angrydead]

Heres is my retort to 2: I have a job.

[Marinemiketobe]

lol

[maylinx0x]

lolxD

[bleeduntildeath]

ya think they ever have racism in the furry kingdom.. you see neko's walk like this... but we dawgs, we walk like disssss

[amythemistcat]

Never change, 2.

[patranous2]

Shut up airclot ~_~

[jamesthecat64]

Hehehehe...

[WulfSpeed]

But I just thought internet users appended -fag to everything in general for the lulz? oO

everyone on 4chan is either an oldfag or a newfag

-faggotry is nothing new, /thread

[Hakarfox]

21 people will remain virgins, even in hell.

[HazelHusky]

mmm sauce

[KeroBloodFox]

"well... duh!" Is the smartest thing any furry could ever say. Trolls have to understand, that would be the last of are troubles EVER.

[FILTERSGODAMNIT]

HOLY SHIT FURRY STANDUP WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

[Airclot]

He is a furry. His argument is invalid.

[Mossgate97]

@Airclot What arguement? Ololololololol.

[TheVooDooTaco]

My final worlds shall be: comence super happy yiffy time, But it will probably be full of caughing and gurgeling since i plan to die py impalement of the statue of liberty.

[Merc261]

i applaud this guy for being open about his furryness

[Celticswynd]

One thing I don't get, Being a furry is somehow SOOO bad, but being into BDSM is somehow kinky and awesome?

[fox0205]

Looks like 18 people think we won't be taking their redundant advice

[KitsuneKero]

I was told this today, I just looked at the kid and laughed and told them, "I think I will, thanks for the input."

[Aureneau]

LOL, this guy's funny.

i'm neither a fan nor a a hater of anthromorphs, and i don't really know why people insist on actively fighting furries. i mean, seriously, they're no different than anyone else who has a fetish...

[nagiku99]

Lol people who troll need a life "Yiff in hell fur fags" man very offended my that statement that trolls use it's so messed up.

[notwutuc]

@nagiku99 Its to over used... they need to come up with something better.

[DjWolfieWolf]

@notwutuc I think its funny the term "furfag" People flip nowadays about saying "thats so gay" or "thats so retarded" yet furfag is just looked upon x3

[SargeSouth]

did i order this?! who ordered a furry orgy?!....with extra sauce?!

[DoYouLikeWaffles25]

What is this, i don't even.

[TogeloverRandomness]

=^w^=

[8BitFox]

i like this guy ^^

[gmilf71]

Lol why does he have gloves?

[scitechrocks]

@gmilf71 Nooooooo clue, man. It's a darn mystery.

[gmilf71]

@gmilf71

Maybe, like he's a robot and his hands are robotic and he needs to cover them up?!?!

[foxycaptain]

oh god ^^;

[kg54427]

This is hilarious!!!!

=^_^=

[bf2lover42]

"extra sauce"

lol'ed

[Panzerelch]

lol woot!! funny. lol yeah never thought yiff in hell furfag was a good burn. its weak.

[spacemarinesruleall]

2 has a point,when we get to hell we will yiff,until then we live out normal lives.

[MecaDope]

What is this furfaggotry?

[TheFreebornFanatic]

Don't watch it if you don't like it.

[juggalotothegrave]

lmao thats funny some funny shit furry are pretty cool though

[stopthatfool]

furfags are like children

[Foxtail1011]

This guy is hilarious!

[kilerkane]

yiff in hell?

WHY!?

most of the furry fandom is atheist ANYWAY! XD (bad joke)

[Hawaiianstile]

lol fantastic X3

[Stupidfart9876]

Can someone explain to me what is yiff? D: I'm new to deh internetz :3

[mitchmcmichael]

Yiff is the noise you get when you rub two foxes together.

[CodManiac15]

yiff = sex, (Original Meaning = A type of fox greeting)

The trolls can't even get the word right, shows how much they know about the furdom. But the word can vary.

[sepaco003]

Furry cybering

(Cyber= role-played sex)

[kees1357]

Yiff in hell...

Yiff in heaven...

I don't give a fuck where, as long as there is yiffing going on in there :P

[CodManiac15]

xD

An eternity of Yiffing.... i think i can liv-... handle that :)

[34mxrider]

Yiff in hell, yiff in heaven. Why the fuck does it matter? Now I just think furry fandom is different. Some people hate because it is different. But honestly, I would rather not try to have sex, in a burning lake of fire. Don't seem like good time to me. But maybe I'm weak, maybe some people HAVE the ability to fuck on fire. But burning and sexual pleasure don't seem fun. " Hey.... we're on fire! Let's do it right here in flaming swathe of eternal pain"!

[D0mIN1cAnO]

Sonic is The best FURRY IN THE WORLD SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!FTW

[snakeman830]

All those folks that say "yiff in hell"? I think they're jealous.

Not our fault they don't get any.

[yngINluv]

I hope all those that say "yiff in hell, furfags" actually go to heaven. And when they get there, everyone is a furry.

[wolflovervr6]

WIN!

[LouistheHedgehog]

@yngINluv

What if when they got there they found out that God is a furry? Then St. Peter at the gates is gripping the lever asking "where do you think you're going?" They'd shit their pants!

Well if you act like an asshole you get treated like an asshole.

[thefaggot3000]

@LouistheHedgehog ,lol, I sure do love wishful thinking. However, that would mean Jesus would not be a man but a furfag. Why do you even believe in god? After all, man shall not sleep with another man, dude. I, myself, do not believe in god, though, I only smite individuals who share love for god, but do not follow his supposed wishes of human kind. Anyway, I will leave you to your business; I try not to hate, and instead of arguing on the net, why not adopt a nigglet from Africa? They're dying?

[BlueChan100]

@thefaggot3000 SAVE THE ORPHANS!!!

[camarogirl1982]

This was great!!!

[AkioBlackwing]

I <3 2. xDD

[wolflovervr6]

LOL

[Samouflage]

Are you SERIOUS? Wow, I have to be down there this spring with others for spring break (or after spring break) and now I'm REALLY not sure what to expect--I've never been there before..."white boys" lol, sounds right

[Greydude96]

Moon saw the earth.

hitler on earth did something bad.

moon destoyed earth because one person did something bad.

moon = trolls

earth = furries

[euqir110]

You mean... Hitler was a furry? XD

[sikaro]

hey hey hey... This happens every time someone raises an argument... We get 50 posts with 4 paragraphs of political anti-fur semantics. Relax, it's just 2 the Ranting Gryphon... he's a very respected COMEDIAN in the furry world. Steven Lynch is also a COMEDIAN, who has a hit song "Kill a kitten". Look it up... Now... sit... laugh... enjoy. Or, take time out of your life to actually post... I've lost 4 minutes I'll never get back. *sad furry*

[darktail67]

point addequately made. kudos :3

[dogtrainer11returns]

Hahaha, very nice! *applauds* More power to you, sir.

[tomisthetitts]

well i am glad this guy finally found humor in a phrase that was absolutely devastating to furries for the first 3 months it was used.

[Sneakysneaky88]

OH NOES! FURRIES ARE ANTI FREE-SPEECH LETS GO PROTEST!!1

Actually all furries are part of the illuminati, and the footsoldiers of the new world order. Not only that, but they did 9/11 and are responsible for faking the holocaust. They rigged the votes so Bush got his second term, and they hid the WMDs in Iraq when the inspectors came.

Fucking furries, we should protest them.

[ZeroDragonwolf]

Why are people giving this one thumbs down? Don't you recognize sarcasm when you see it? I, for one, have a sense of humor and give this a thumb up.

[FuneticFox]

Point well made but on the internet it's hard to distinguish sarcasm, sorry for typos my left 3 fingers are asleep -_-

[ZeroDragonwolf]

@FuneticFox

LOL.

That's exactly why I made the comment! n_n

And yours helps too. Might make people think before making hasty actions. Thanks!

[darktail67]

i support your sarcasm XD

[fleetwindflyy]

Look guys, there are assholes and idiots in very group of people. Saying that furries hate free speech is like saying blonds are dumb and white people all have pretty teeth. Nothing in life is that absolute. There are furries who love free speech and practice it often (like myself). Then there are furries who unfortunately can not seem to agree to disagree.

[Samouflage]

Well said fleetwindflyy. Thanks for the common sense! I like "furries" (or "anthro", whichever you prefer) since it's just expression--I've never seen one in real life (yet, lol :D) but I appreciate how people like to express with it as art...

Sorry if this sounds like I'm running on, I just can't put my thoughts out the way I want to.

[DragonMagi]

Genious... "pff... well, duh" Im going to be laughing at that all week.

[ferari433]

don't be mean to other furs then just be mean to those ones. Cause i don't wanna be involved with people that hurt others.

[DJSeba]

Umm.. That is VERY close-minded thinking.. At the time being, I dont know a single fur that hates free speech in any form.. I myself am supporting free speech and getting lots of bans because of it(non-furry content). I dont know what site you've been and what you've said but if you directly search for a furry website and go there bombing hatred and venom on everyone, I'd(and I think anyone would) instantlylabel you as a troll.

[ultraforge]

@DJSeba

o rly? Well, there is a furry on this very website named theblackhand2. Do you know what this guy tried to do? Get me flagged off of YT because he disagreed with one of my videos...a pre-trolling video at that. I can even provide documentation if you like. He and his cronies are pure fascists. He's only the latest. I became a troll because of watching furs like him try to get anyone they disagree with banned for years.

[anthrosaurian]

Well, I'm not ever going to try and suggest that every furry is pure and innocent, because i know of a few myself that really, really aren't. But that is no reason to blame every single one of them for the faults of a few. Thats is like me blaming Every person on Earth for producing monsters like Hitler anywhere in history. It's just nonsense.

[anthrosaurian]

Well, not all of us hate free speech. What we hate is being targeted and singled out and out right harassed by people who don't agree with what we say or do. So by all means, say whatever you want to. Just don't harass the furries and the drama will subside dramatically.

[ferari433]

why are the furry protesters so mean?! what did furs ever do to them its so mean :'(

[pootubepoop]

THATS THE BEST STORY IVE EVER HEARD!

[TEFLONTHADON]

Perfectly put...

[Xtreme2252]

yiffing is the smartest thing one could do in hell

[OcirusWolf]

@Xtreme2252 passes the time :3 

[IAMTHEREFLECTIONMAN]

@Xtreme2252

you are a fool

if that was possible wouldn't everyone down there be doing it?

and they certainly aerrn't

[Xtreme2252]

@IAMTHEREFLECTIONMAN How would you know? o.o

[kogagirl32]

he's not, he just has a sense of humor and doesn't mind making fun of himself

[commiedeer]

"Hmmm, eternal life, no STDs, want to go watch Sailor Moon?"

[TriaMaxwell]

@commiedeer I like Sailor Moon. :P

[coricaman]

Family Guy is made of phail

[coricaman]

he shaves?

[Tuerkmasta]

But family guy sucks! I think I will stick with American Dad, Drawn together and the Simpsons....

[MichaelGrayWolf]

Personally i don't care what most people say about me or 2. i don't agree with some of the things he has said but i do agree with other things. If that makes me Racist then your no better. Because just what people like dose not and i mean DOSE NOT make them Racist. It's you who are Racist and are just looking for a reason to act so. so just back off.

[FurGryphon]

so about that 2 Gryphon, What a guy he is ^v^, to all you trolls out there, if you think we are going to be yiffing in hell, we duh, of course we will be, and guess who is going to be the ones getting yiffed, thats right ^^, tis you that we shall be yiffing, cause you aint getting into heaven the way your going thats for damned sure.

[darktail67]

well worded

[FurGryphon]

People, DO NOT feed the trolls, they will only keep feeding off your drama and get stronger, YEESH how many times do I have to repeat myself.

[Bigcat6mm]

Can you imagine...thousands of masked faces in the streets..singing... signs.. letting the world know. Making them aware. Winning hearts and minds..Flushing you out of your dank little hidey holes on the internet

[MichaelGrayWolf]

Ol' 2 there is on my Fuckn MP3 player so yeah he fuckn rocks.

[SkylerLuvsFurs]

You know I actually said the same damn thing when I was told to 'yiff in hell' now hearing him say it through conventions damn..I love this guy.

[FurGryphon]

XD I love 2, he is one of my heros xD.

[coolguy12947]

kinda true hehheheh

[sepaco003]

*Laugh* Ah, 2 is amazing.

[PhalanxStriker]

omg 2 i love you haahahahahah XD

[coricaman]

dear god, I loled

[SyberSid]

XD hilarious, I like him more when it dosen't sound as though his voice is breaking with every sentance.

[DraconumPB]

His live performances changed my opinion of him completely.. for the better.

[ScareBear]

Oh my God.

I have a new hero.

[WekWek101]

NO! He's MY hero!! >;o

[BarneySaysHi]

Nope! Mine!

[Nagowteena]

lol

[Leo7Berafort]

Funny...-.^

[DwarfNinjas]

I like your laugh

:P

[cyanidedude]

hilarious and true :p woo! furs rule!

[cyanidedude]

whoa, absolutely hilarious LOL and its all true XD

[Calufa1]

I love this part of his routine and have been looking all over Youtube for it. Thanks for posting it Twiz!