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  • RIP THE GUV'NOR!

  • whole fucking movie in 1 fucking minute

  • FUCKIN CENSOR THIS VEVO!

  • fuckin

  • Fuck isn't a word you should say three times in one fucking day because it isn't fucking nice.

    ....Wait,fuck.

  • Dog said *fuck* more often than anyone else.

  • Fuck that is alot of fucking fucks

  • Fack...

  • Fuck...

  • Nice so how mutch?

  • This is essentially the entire movie for anyone whos in a rush...

  • fockin fackin

  • this is stupid

  • this movie is the 'fucking' dogs bollocks :)

  • Facking fack

  • Guy Richie For Fukin President

  • i think i heard the f word in there... u might have to pay attention though it's very hard to hear.....

  • fucking

  • Trippyyyyyy

  • oh fuck

  • lock stock & 2 fucking Barrels

  • No, "HE'S A FUCKING FEEF!!

  • lool

  • Brilliant!

  • Fuck that! :D

  • Fuck me. That's a lot of fucks in 1 minute :D

  • Fooking! ( in scouse )

  • nice work

  • this is the most awesome thing i've seen in so long.

    fucking a.

  • the best Saxon word to survive today!

    Bless those Saxons! I wish they'd had better luck against the Northmen... but alas- looks like the Vikings with a French influence were destined to have their way with the likes of the Saxon spawn.

    I carry a banner for the Saxons nonetheless!

  • any more

  • BMFwallets stole this...

  • ive been fucked roll'd

  • thats the english language

  • How many time bye the way

  • I think 125 times. I read somewhere about that.

  • fucking!!! in the butt

  • A minute of "fucking"...

    Fucking great movie!

  • All right. I downloaded it, extracted the audio track, slowed it down and counted the number of F-words. It's 109!!

  • Has anyone tried to count how many times have they said the word F***, or its variation? I got about 90, but it's a very wide about :)

  • Fuckin Brilliant

  • ♥

  • you and that FUCKING heart LoL

  • Good fucking work mate.

  • fucking!!!!!!!!

  • fuck

  • 0:40 greatest line

  • Greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri, Greek bastard!

  • copious fucks

  • someone counted?

    :)

  • this is INVALUABLE!!!

  • i liked the bit when he said fuck...

  • when lenny says your fucked you are fucked

  • fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, great!!!!

  • Fucking tip top me aud mucka!

  • that pretty efin creative

  • fuckin' funny as fuck!

  • Comment removed

  • ahah great vid

  • fukcin' good fuckin' video

  • Tits at 0:08 :P

  • fucking

  • fucking amazing!

  • fucking top fucking film luv this fucking movie

  • Fucking quality film

  • lol funny as fuck

  • fucking scouse cunt!

  • Fuck me this is a god fucking vid :P

  • i fucking love this fucking film!...FUCK!

  • fucking funny

  • One of the best films ever FUCKING made

  • total of how many f*cs?:P

  • open the cage or im gonna blow his fucking leg off! lmao  classic

  • I think 'fuck' features more than any other word in the entire film.

  • fucking brilliant video man... i fucking love it!!

  • I love this film soooo much. So kick ass.

  • BTW Every1 this film is 18++

    I Dont think you would of got that, you could mistake it for a 3+ if i didnt tell you

  • facking!!!

  • Fuck!

  • I fucking love this movie, one of the best films of the 90's!!!

  • lol fuck fuck fucking fucker fuck fucking fucking hell fuck off fuck fucking fuck off fucking hell fuck

  • naat. wasn't goo enough

  • I fucking love this movie.

  • Me fucking too!

  • how many times is that anyway. Is that every fuck in the movie?

  • F! That's hilarious! Dog, he's a scary bastard, good thing he got killed.:)

  • wot the fuck!

  • "What the fuck, are you doing here?"

    "No, what the fuck, are you doing here?"

  • lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fooking good film

  • 0:15 when the old lady says''fuck me'' my friend was like''oh ya i will''

  • That's actually a man. I shit you not. He has a beard; you'll see it if you watch the movie for that one line.

  • i find it funny that you took 4 hours to do this and they have the same exact thing on the extended version of the dvd. hahahhahaha

  • Fucking hell that's a lot of use of the word fucking.

  • fooking, fucking, fooking, fucking.

  • 0:06 "Fuckin' 'ell!" Cockney accents are so cute on children.

  • ahhhhhh you left out the one at the very end where Bacon's screaming "it's fucking riningggggggggggg" haha

  • Yeah, there are like three or four at the end in the bar scene that he missed.

  • FUCK

  • Focking fuckies!? lol?

  • Probly the best inde film ever made.

  • that is fucking amazing it makes me want to fucking watch the film a fucking gain

  • omg this is so funny maker of it ur legend

  • Does anyone know if the "assumptions being the brother of all f**kups..." is on youtube? Thats my favourite scene!

  • hahaha fucking great

  • hahahaha great video, and fucking great movie

  • hahahahahaha=)))

  • "no, no please don't, please don't no... Oh you FUCKING baaastard" my fave line.

  • hahahahahahahaha 1;00 of the f word

  • hhahahaah

  • such a horrifying film for a kid like me

  • fuck is such a great fucking word

  • certainly illustrates the diversity of the word

  • Hilarious video, great movie

  • never use a large word

    when a diminutive one

    will suffice!

  • think there was like 108 marvellous fucks in this and about 120 in snatch. I downloaded nil by mouth which has something around 420 but haven't got round to defucking it yet

  • let it all out there")

  • i just pissed myself

  • "Please remove yourself from this bar."

  • Fucking, fucking, fucking brilliant vid. And yes you do need to know how many times in one video, you Fucking Northern Monkey!

  • If you like this one, I suggest you to watch Snatch.

  • Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels its better

  • The best british movie.

  • Next to Snatch.

  • Lock Stock one of my very very favorites :D:D:D And my lord, is there a lot of f words in this film lmao!! Never knew just how much!! Thanks :D

  • Lock Stock one of my very very favorites :D:D:D And my lord, is there a lot of f words in this film lmao!! Never knew just how much!! Thanks :D

  • HAHAHa this movie is the best xD I love this film lols

  • the govenor is the hardest init haha dead now :(:( great film

  • what the FUCK bruh ?

  • You don't really notice how many times they say it in the movie.

  • UK culture.

    LOL

  • Just watched it, one of the best movies EVER.

    Buy this on DVD, you won't regret it.

    FUCK YOU FUNNY MAN :D

  • fuck

  • Fuck. Thats some fucking good shit.

  • Fuck you asshole

  • I can't believe its ten years old this year. Fuck!

  • fuck

  • oh man i saw this movie tody, and i thought it was a fantastic movie. some bits were pretty funny aswel lol

  • lmao!!! funny stuff

  • fuck off

  • It's actually a great film y'know you should watch it first.

  • love the movie and i love the word. F*CK! But they use f*ckin.

  • bassy? thats walk this land, by the EZ Rollers.

  • lol i can't belive how many times you can hear fuck in one minute.

  • great movie! is there any after that?

  • its hundred mile high city

  • whats the song that plays before the movie begins a bit and plays a few times in the movie, the one thats quite bassy.

  • Now I wanna be your dog...on the lock stock movie CD

  • it's not that song, its not on the cd the one am talking about. thanks anyways.

  • that wasnt the end of it, was it? im sure there were some more after that last scene...

  • No...for those who have seen..it i am sure..that in the end the guy that have the phone in the mouth and he is in the bridge Says OMFG!

  • fucking fuck

  • does anyone know the name of the first song on the ending credits? tried looking for it for ages but am at a loose end.

  • "18 with a bullet"

  • The one that plays through the end just before "18 with a bullet" starts is "fools gold" by The Stone Roses.

  • fukin shit hot film!

  • Cunt.

  • hahaha

  • Yep, that pretty much fucking sums it up.

  • FUCKING!!!!!!!

  • i must say, i am british and british films are the best. if you look closely at lock stock the acting quility is absolutley shit BUT! the storyline is catchy as fuck, its the sort of fil that you can watch over and over. in wich makes it a legendary film!

  • i think the actings brillinat...most of the people who were in it went on to be brilliant, or already were init

  • i must agree with you there. british films are well jokes and relatable in some ways. theres jokes in this film that some americans just wouldnt get.

  • lol you think they swor??? hehe lol

  • best Fucking movie haha

  • LOL, greatest movie ever along with pulp fiction

  • just thought id add the comment, that f*****n no f*****n one makes a good f****n gangster movie like us f*****n brits, id rather see some proper true grit (with a story line , i might add) than the usual, im gonna pop a another cap in your arse with my BB gun american crap.

  • I F.....G AGREE MATE

  • I couldnt agree more. At least our gangsta films have some sort of real life element to them. Lock Stock is a comedy at the same time - but these kinda things DO happen around London - American's just cant capture English film - look at Green Street. I've never seen so much crap in all my days. It was terrible.

  • Amen to that, they have to make it sooo emotional, i mean a bit of emotion like when little chris has been held at knife point, fair enough, tu trynna make us feel sympathy for a guy who goes round beatin the shit out of people :S Green streets triess so hard to be cool it just isn't!

  • fuckin A!

  • Greasy Wop Shistos Pisser Thingy Gomorrah Greek Bastard! lol my favorite

  • Hahahhahahahah

  • Fucking

  • I think the only one you missed was near the end when they're trying to ring Tom after they realise the price of the guns and bacon says "WILL YOU SHUT IT IT'S FUCKING RINGING!" as Eddie and Soap are arguing.

    Apart from that great fucking job!

  • "You use language like that again son, you'll wish you hadn't"

  • FUCK

  • FACKING LAVE IT.

  • lock stock and two fucking barrels hahah very good

  • it's damn good! :)

  • thats a lot of fucking