Bless those Saxons! I wish they'd had better luck against the Northmen... but alas- looks like the Vikings with a French influence were destined to have their way with the likes of the Saxon spawn.
The performances are better in the film. Some of the newer scenes were awesome. The showdown is also nice. Overall, I am glad to say the movie is good.I Watched The Movie Here BigOnlineMovies . c o m
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think there was like 108 marvellous fucks in this and about 120 in snatch. I downloaded nil by mouth which has something around 420 but haven't got round to defucking it yet
i must say, i am british and british films are the best. if you look closely at lock stock the acting quility is absolutley shit BUT! the storyline is catchy as fuck, its the sort of fil that you can watch over and over. in wich makes it a legendary film!
just thought id add the comment, that f*****n no f*****n one makes a good f****n gangster movie like us f*****n brits, id rather see some proper true grit (with a story line , i might add) than the usual, im gonna pop a another cap in your arse with my BB gun american crap.
I couldnt agree more. At least our gangsta films have some sort of real life element to them. Lock Stock is a comedy at the same time - but these kinda things DO happen around London - American's just cant capture English film - look at Green Street. I've never seen so much crap in all my days. It was terrible.
Amen to that, they have to make it sooo emotional, i mean a bit of emotion like when little chris has been held at knife point, fair enough, tu trynna make us feel sympathy for a guy who goes round beatin the shit out of people :S Green streets triess so hard to be cool it just isn't!
I think the only one you missed was near the end when they're trying to ring Tom after they realise the price of the guns and bacon says "WILL YOU SHUT IT IT'S FUCKING RINGING!" as Eddie and Soap are arguing.
RIP THE GUV'NOR!
korahaplayas 3 weeks ago
whole fucking movie in 1 fucking minute
twoqueens 3 months ago
FUCKIN CENSOR THIS VEVO!
TemoYaYo 6 months ago
fuckin
TheFatalWave 6 months ago
Fuck isn't a word you should say three times in one fucking day because it isn't fucking nice.
....Wait,fuck.
garrash6 7 months ago
Dog said *fuck* more often than anyone else.
hapytreefriends78 10 months ago
Fuck that is alot of fucking fucks
SpliffChief 11 months ago
Fack...
abaurre3 11 months ago
Fuck...
Svet69 1 year ago
Nice so how mutch?
TopT432 1 year ago
This is essentially the entire movie for anyone whos in a rush...
suppieindahouse 1 year ago
fockin fackin
cmlegend 1 year ago
this is stupid
nachtmystium 1 year ago
this movie is the 'fucking' dogs bollocks :)
sushiko99 1 year ago
Facking fack
beliyagua 1 year ago
Guy Richie For Fukin President
1SilentAssassin 1 year ago 3
i think i heard the f word in there... u might have to pay attention though it's very hard to hear.....
Moviesoundtrackguy 1 year ago
fucking
chavmusher 1 year ago
Trippyyyyyy
adz14000 1 year ago
oh fuck
nemosvirovat 1 year ago
lock stock & 2 fucking Barrels
shoz1970 1 year ago
No, "HE'S A FUCKING FEEF!!
tempsave7 1 year ago
lool
GrimeyBeatz 1 year ago
Brilliant!
kingspagge 1 year ago
Fuck that! :D
InspektorYuen 1 year ago
Fuck me. That's a lot of fucks in 1 minute :D
northernsurvivor 1 year ago
Fooking! ( in scouse )
MagicRobocop 1 year ago
nice work
sandybhoy87 1 year ago
this is the most awesome thing i've seen in so long.
fucking a.
tehflyingdutchman 2 years ago
the best Saxon word to survive today!
Bless those Saxons! I wish they'd had better luck against the Northmen... but alas- looks like the Vikings with a French influence were destined to have their way with the likes of the Saxon spawn.
I carry a banner for the Saxons nonetheless!
brockal 2 years ago
any more
huw121 2 years ago
BMFwallets stole this...
gazawrc 2 years ago
ive been fucked roll'd
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cinddrella 2 years ago
thats the english language
Samwd1 2 years ago
How many time bye the way
Mongoosh 2 years ago
I think 125 times. I read somewhere about that.
RadomirTanasijevic 2 years ago
fucking!!! in the butt
s406052 2 years ago
A minute of "fucking"...
Fucking great movie!
pyritelemon 2 years ago
All right. I downloaded it, extracted the audio track, slowed it down and counted the number of F-words. It's 109!!
boro0707 2 years ago
Has anyone tried to count how many times have they said the word F***, or its variation? I got about 90, but it's a very wide about :)
boro0707 2 years ago
Fuckin Brilliant
critch1901 2 years ago
♥
MrMLD72MLD 2 years ago
you and that FUCKING heart LoL
detroitreggae 2 years ago
Good fucking work mate.
Whannyd 2 years ago
fucking!!!!!!!!
1mrzimzimmer 2 years ago
fuck
hellraiza15 2 years ago 6
0:40 greatest line
ph1lk 2 years ago
Greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri, Greek bastard!
ftwjme 2 years ago
copious fucks
sweetypie000 2 years ago
someone counted?
:)
Aleksandar12 2 years ago
this is INVALUABLE!!!
greenblueprints 2 years ago
i liked the bit when he said fuck...
thatkindofguy234 2 years ago 24
when lenny says your fucked you are fucked
bilbobagins1951 2 years ago
fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, great!!!!
ckthaking 2 years ago
Fucking tip top me aud mucka!
dctim 2 years ago
that pretty efin creative
Craig420Bso 2 years ago
fuckin' funny as fuck!
vinepez 2 years ago
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megatronunicron 2 years ago
ahah great vid
mezzanaccio 2 years ago
fukcin' good fuckin' video
noorsb78 2 years ago
Tits at 0:08 :P
michael1400pizdec 2 years ago
fucking
thatkindofguy234 2 years ago
fucking amazing!
TheCrazyN 2 years ago
fucking top fucking film luv this fucking movie
aliiigator 2 years ago
Fucking quality film
Archeryjames 2 years ago
lol funny as fuck
pickyantivirus 2 years ago
fucking scouse cunt!
zamboangaVillain 2 years ago
Fuck me this is a god fucking vid :P
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quenarosima 2 years ago
i fucking love this fucking film!...FUCK!
sirbumfluf 2 years ago
fucking funny
mrchrismania 2 years ago
One of the best films ever FUCKING made
drdotislovinlife 2 years ago 9
total of how many f*cs?:P
kaspariito 2 years ago
open the cage or im gonna blow his fucking leg off! lmao classic
trapdat187 2 years ago
I think 'fuck' features more than any other word in the entire film.
WarusGumble 2 years ago 2
fucking brilliant video man... i fucking love it!!
fastlifehardlivin 2 years ago 6
I love this film soooo much. So kick ass.
sharinganhiro 2 years ago
BTW Every1 this film is 18++
I Dont think you would of got that, you could mistake it for a 3+ if i didnt tell you
policemiami 2 years ago
facking!!!
DannyJamesRead 2 years ago
Fuck!
Muddkipz 3 years ago
I fucking love this movie, one of the best films of the 90's!!!
lifechanger2k8 3 years ago 6
lol fuck fuck fucking fucker fuck fucking fucking hell fuck off fuck fucking fuck off fucking hell fuck
gellis2007 3 years ago
naat. wasn't goo enough
dexmoire 3 years ago
I fucking love this movie.
Elvenpath999 3 years ago 24
Me fucking too!
gamerfreakUK 3 years ago 2
how many times is that anyway. Is that every fuck in the movie?
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Izm31 3 years ago
F! That's hilarious! Dog, he's a scary bastard, good thing he got killed.:)
majorcatch22 3 years ago
wot the fuck!
kolare17 3 years ago
"What the fuck, are you doing here?"
"No, what the fuck, are you doing here?"
Kward107 3 years ago
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sepheroth979 3 years ago
fooking good film
woodyboyone 3 years ago 2
0:15 when the old lady says''fuck me'' my friend was like''oh ya i will''
DBHaitu 3 years ago
That's actually a man. I shit you not. He has a beard; you'll see it if you watch the movie for that one line.
disruptthecensor 3 years ago
i find it funny that you took 4 hours to do this and they have the same exact thing on the extended version of the dvd. hahahhahaha
theotherone892000 3 years ago
Fucking hell that's a lot of use of the word fucking.
dicribb123 3 years ago
fooking, fucking, fooking, fucking.
NTIGBCYTP 3 years ago
0:06 "Fuckin' 'ell!" Cockney accents are so cute on children.
Markunator 3 years ago
ahhhhhh you left out the one at the very end where Bacon's screaming "it's fucking riningggggggggggg" haha
Parkour3 3 years ago
Yeah, there are like three or four at the end in the bar scene that he missed.
disruptthecensor 3 years ago
FUCK
legendfly1 3 years ago
Focking fuckies!? lol?
RmanDC 3 years ago
Probly the best inde film ever made.
ppods 3 years ago
that is fucking amazing it makes me want to fucking watch the film a fucking gain
GlobalLEMMINGS 3 years ago
omg this is so funny maker of it ur legend
giggidygoo17 3 years ago
Does anyone know if the "assumptions being the brother of all f**kups..." is on youtube? Thats my favourite scene!
zipcharisma 3 years ago 2
hahaha fucking great
fojazzledanazzle 3 years ago
hahahaha great video, and fucking great movie
bucketlegs 3 years ago
hahahahahaha=)))
cutthroatb 3 years ago
"no, no please don't, please don't no... Oh you FUCKING baaastard" my fave line.
heinzkitzvelvet 3 years ago
hahahahahahahaha 1;00 of the f word
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Geertz6 3 years ago
hhahahaah
zzskillszz 3 years ago
such a horrifying film for a kid like me
ThisIsGonnaBeCool 3 years ago
fuck is such a great fucking word
masterlaps1989 3 years ago 7
certainly illustrates the diversity of the word
D119heavy 3 years ago 8
Hilarious video, great movie
Shoqkwave 3 years ago 3
never use a large word
when a diminutive one
will suffice!
4stringaddict 3 years ago 3
think there was like 108 marvellous fucks in this and about 120 in snatch. I downloaded nil by mouth which has something around 420 but haven't got round to defucking it yet
hellraiza15 3 years ago
let it all out there")
nsr180 3 years ago
i just pissed myself
thomasrotherham 3 years ago
"Please remove yourself from this bar."
Lambrechtsen 3 years ago
Fucking, fucking, fucking brilliant vid. And yes you do need to know how many times in one video, you Fucking Northern Monkey!
optimusprime118 3 years ago
If you like this one, I suggest you to watch Snatch.
robert4kaly 3 years ago
Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels its better
santiagoeag 3 years ago
The best british movie.
robert4kaly 3 years ago 3
Next to Snatch.
Moviebro 3 years ago
Lock Stock one of my very very favorites :D:D:D And my lord, is there a lot of f words in this film lmao!! Never knew just how much!! Thanks :D
25JayneEva 3 years ago
Lock Stock one of my very very favorites :D:D:D And my lord, is there a lot of f words in this film lmao!! Never knew just how much!! Thanks :D
25JayneEva 3 years ago
HAHAHa this movie is the best xD I love this film lols
Abomity 3 years ago
the govenor is the hardest init haha dead now :(:( great film
JackiBoiiEya 4 years ago
what the FUCK bruh ?
Cory55x 4 years ago
You don't really notice how many times they say it in the movie.
jakem11 4 years ago
UK culture.
LOL
zhenxin0404 4 years ago
Just watched it, one of the best movies EVER.
Buy this on DVD, you won't regret it.
FUCK YOU FUNNY MAN :D
hyperon1984 4 years ago
fuck
flyersfoxesfan 4 years ago
Fuck. Thats some fucking good shit.
sirNit 4 years ago
Fuck you asshole
arthurisUNbeatable4 4 years ago
I can't believe its ten years old this year. Fuck!
maxcadyuk 4 years ago
fuck
Lrrrrrrrr 4 years ago
oh man i saw this movie tody, and i thought it was a fantastic movie. some bits were pretty funny aswel lol
hoboman1000 4 years ago
lmao!!! funny stuff
25JayneEva 4 years ago
fuck off
gene53945 4 years ago 3
It's actually a great film y'know you should watch it first.
sickhumour 4 years ago
love the movie and i love the word. F*CK! But they use f*ckin.
Damianmace 4 years ago
bassy? thats walk this land, by the EZ Rollers.
noelproskater 4 years ago
lol i can't belive how many times you can hear fuck in one minute.
Goldmangrrl 4 years ago
great movie! is there any after that?
cuB56far 4 years ago
its hundred mile high city
dajure1888 4 years ago
whats the song that plays before the movie begins a bit and plays a few times in the movie, the one thats quite bassy.
198nine 4 years ago
Now I wanna be your dog...on the lock stock movie CD
barue62 4 years ago
it's not that song, its not on the cd the one am talking about. thanks anyways.
198nine 4 years ago
that wasnt the end of it, was it? im sure there were some more after that last scene...
link12321 4 years ago
No...for those who have seen..it i am sure..that in the end the guy that have the phone in the mouth and he is in the bridge Says OMFG!
JimmySlipknot 4 years ago
fucking fuck
StoneyVids 4 years ago
does anyone know the name of the first song on the ending credits? tried looking for it for ages but am at a loose end.
whambamham77 4 years ago
"18 with a bullet"
AndrewJirele 4 years ago
The one that plays through the end just before "18 with a bullet" starts is "fools gold" by The Stone Roses.
Lamborrari 4 years ago
fukin shit hot film!
ben6842 4 years ago
Cunt.
simond10 4 years ago
hahaha
bpothead 4 years ago
Yep, that pretty much fucking sums it up.
coralthesquirrel 4 years ago
FUCKING!!!!!!!
133X5add1equals666 4 years ago
i must say, i am british and british films are the best. if you look closely at lock stock the acting quility is absolutley shit BUT! the storyline is catchy as fuck, its the sort of fil that you can watch over and over. in wich makes it a legendary film!
jimbosudbury 4 years ago
i think the actings brillinat...most of the people who were in it went on to be brilliant, or already were init
dnbheaduk 4 years ago
i must agree with you there. british films are well jokes and relatable in some ways. theres jokes in this film that some americans just wouldnt get.
superstar6318 4 years ago
lol you think they swor??? hehe lol
lukenewell15 4 years ago
best Fucking movie haha
dimetera04 4 years ago
LOL, greatest movie ever along with pulp fiction
DanielC1012 4 years ago
just thought id add the comment, that f*****n no f*****n one makes a good f****n gangster movie like us f*****n brits, id rather see some proper true grit (with a story line , i might add) than the usual, im gonna pop a another cap in your arse with my BB gun american crap.
adamskig77 4 years ago 5
I F.....G AGREE MATE
PLJLIPTIP 4 years ago
I couldnt agree more. At least our gangsta films have some sort of real life element to them. Lock Stock is a comedy at the same time - but these kinda things DO happen around London - American's just cant capture English film - look at Green Street. I've never seen so much crap in all my days. It was terrible.
LIP15 4 years ago
Amen to that, they have to make it sooo emotional, i mean a bit of emotion like when little chris has been held at knife point, fair enough, tu trynna make us feel sympathy for a guy who goes round beatin the shit out of people :S Green streets triess so hard to be cool it just isn't!
benedicttucker 4 years ago
fuckin A!
MicrogirlX 4 years ago
Greasy Wop Shistos Pisser Thingy Gomorrah Greek Bastard! lol my favorite
spicy64 4 years ago
Hahahhahahahah
VanGogh34 3 years ago
Fucking
JakeANowhereMan 4 years ago
I think the only one you missed was near the end when they're trying to ring Tom after they realise the price of the guns and bacon says "WILL YOU SHUT IT IT'S FUCKING RINGING!" as Eddie and Soap are arguing.
Apart from that great fucking job!
sickhumour 4 years ago
"You use language like that again son, you'll wish you hadn't"
KnaveofHearts 4 years ago
FUCK
Zakamiro 4 years ago
FACKING LAVE IT.
curlythepig 4 years ago
lock stock and two fucking barrels hahah very good
Zuel227 4 years ago
it's damn good! :)
conorsola 4 years ago
thats a lot of fucking
Iwant2rally 4 years ago