Joe Thornton NHL promo

[kellypettit]

This guy never amounts to nothing in the play offs besides being an agitator and doing dirty crap in between the whistles.

[BrendanOC]

So glad we traded him, 2011 Stanley Cup Champs, Boston Bruins. Bergeron > Jumbo Joe

[sm8000]

Anyone really surprised he has the munchies?

[C1ARK97]

I like the way he puts his toast in the second time

[markmontoya99]

how can you hate on this video!

[rollercoasterfweak]

haha

[efrainthegreat]

YEAH JUMBO! 

[skralogy]

joe thortons epic mealtime!

[DubcekGTG]

@skralogy *Thornton

[Wbjpen]

Are their other commercials like this and Ovis?

[Mr77os1]

@Wbjpen yea it is

[letmepointout]

"how can I dive this toaster to work?"

[SJSjack1]

I love you JOE! Your awesome

[TheJordanAntibellum]

soft joe soft hands

[FieldingYost]

this guy is a piece of shizer. when things aren't going his way he is a dirty player.

[tubeuser147]

The average joe

[blakesandmaier]

soft hands joe soft hands.

[Runaholism]

Wonder bread....do they still make those?

[topherbear]

haha fuck "jumbo" joe, CANADA BLOWSSSSSSSSS!

[JiiHate]

Says the American. Good job.

[Veenstra14]

@topherbear yea who won the olympics pussy

[ironicsoldier]

@topherbear im sorry, i cant hear you over the jingling of our gold medals

[MacroFuzzXD]

@ironicsoldier

I, as a half Canadian/half Swede, would like every one else to shut the fuck up about gold medals. This goes mostly towards Canada due to their incessant need to brag despite having less gold medals than the US, Soviet Union (they took part in 18), Germany, Italy, France, Great Britain, East Germany (yes, even EAST), Sweden, China, Norway, Hungary, Russia (they've taken part in 9), Finland, Australia, and last, but not least, Japan. I'm a proud Canadian, too, but STFU!!!

[Skblole]

@MacroFuzzXD And I, as a swede, can remind you that the only gold medals that matter is the ones you get from playing hockey.

[MacroFuzzXD]

@Skblole

Touché.

[SolidSnake09999]

@topherbear Where is Joe? In the NHL, getting paid to play a sport he loves. Where are you? Bitching about it behind a computer screen. Who has the problem here?

[Ilmaripoika]

he loox liek chuck norris o_o

[Choob4life]

thats exactly how i butter my toast... thats why i always let my dad do it.

[cursedlemon]

I'll bet the toast could win at least one semifinals game.

[Kipperluongo]

@cursedlemon *conference final and no it couldn't

[bigbash666]

Lol i like this kind of Promo :P

[wrath231]

Jumbo Joe never showed up in Chicago!

[G0odf3lla]

LOL gotta love it

[PR0UDCANADIAN87]

Hahhah i love this commercial, it cracks me up everytime (:

[titansnascarfan11]

If the san jose sharks beat the chicago blackhawks in the western conference finals I will become a sharks fan.

[Kipperluongo]

@titansnascarfan11 wow faggot bandwagoner

[souprshooter]

This commercial suits him, breaks and crumbles under pressure

[1888junkteam]

excellent work!

[supaisley99]

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[Aviatar2007]

Predictions for olympic team:

Heatley Thornton St Louis

Cammaleri Crosby Perry

Neal Richards Penner

Brunette Getzlaf Iginla

Green Boyle

Keith Robidas

Doughty Pronger

Brodeur Luongo Mason

[PlayStationMan55]

You have to be joking!

[LexIoana]

@Aviatar2007 if this is serious, someone's gonna be disappointed on december 30th........

[10020113001]

@Aviatar2007

Some of those players you listed weren't even rumored to make it. Not to mention 3rd goalie spot is probably going to be Fleury already.

[match16]

@aviator2007 u were way off man

[Smeags11]

@Aviatar2007 Thats a stupid ass team

[PlayStationMan55]

Joe Sakic was better

[Ameican87eagle]

ha ha

[wrath231]

Good old Jumbo Joe

[TRaNCeProductionz]

If you can't spread cream cheese on toast your a fuckin retard lol this is a bad commercial kinda insulting haha

[xXannihilationXx]

@TRaNCeProductionz  that's butter dipshit.

[sidneycrosbyfan1000]

joe

[awesomeion]

yo joe thornton i'm rly happy 4 u, ima let you finish but winning in the playoffs actually winning a playoff series is one of the best ways of bein a good hockey player of all time

just my 2 cents don't hate it's a recession

[dtrain2499]

Heh heh Big Joe can act alright

[Soulbuddies]

Sharks have one of the best fanbases in Pro Hockey of anywhere in the States. If not the best, top 3 easy.

[ja24]

Detroit Boston NYR

[TRaNCeProductionz]

yeah right lol

[Hockeyboy]

for some reason joe thornton looks like chuck norris to me.

[LittleFiend666]

The beard and the fact that Mr Thornton is a complete badass may, just may make him look like chuck norris

[Kipperluongo]

it's because chuck norris wanted to play hockey so he fused another part of himself and named him joe thornton

[5waterpolo5]

no way, chuck norris´s clone would win calder trophy every year :D

[Slim2491]

I agree.

[Ameican87eagle]

Big man with a sense of humor like kevin nash funny

[ManbirGangser]

i love joe thorton

[Charbo11]

haha! You gotta love Joe Thorthon !

[seminoviefan001]

go thorton

[tstickpro]

lol your grammar really reflects on that comment you made

[MikeDegen8]

your mom is a filthy whore!

[Wade101mawk]

haha i hate when my toaster does that!

[MusiqMuse]

What's the song?

[richardthefurious]

joe thorntons just a little slow for an allstar but HES SOOO GOOD AT EVERYTHING ELSE i love him hes a greatttttt sniper GREAT

[Redimark123456]

i lick pussy

[FoxGoalie]

@hero0fwar wow I didn't know Sid Crosby has an youtube account =)

[norskwizard]

jumbooo :D

[Grewal2krzy]

sedin promo was a trillion times better

[goodskoolman]

Joe is the best

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[HockeyNowVideo]

what a great commercial!

[avsfan331940]

come on, Joe. Soft hands :D

[Viperboy519]

lol soft hands ur classic man

[mrnoodle999]

Soft hands what?

[Viperboy519]

he means because thorntons so strong he uses to much power so he cant make toast so do it lightly

[peuhkis]

Joe will show to all u haters next season. ;)

[norjak71]

ahahha yeah right, and the wings suck..oh wait, they dont, they kill your faggot sharks and the wings dominate all LOL. you sharks are an embarrasment to hockey.

[stratman006]

I was always a Joe fan in Boston but he never seems to step it up playoff time. when they ask joe about the playoffs he says PLAYOFFS! Playoffs? what Playoffs. PLAYOFFS, PlayOffs. i would rather golf this time of year.

[TheAjentJ]

Wow lots of joe haters in here...

[jeanjones9154]

He did suck in the playoffs.

[x3brownpayasox3]

im honored to have Thornton playing for my home team .

[rube2104]

Jumbo Joe is a lovable loser!

[by2004]

Anyway the point is Joe should've kept his mouth shut until they could at least make it to the finals. But the Sharks choked!!!! Oh my - What a surprise! I mean he was so insgnifciant in the series that he tried to spark his team by fighting Getzlaf?! I don't call that heart - I call that desperation. Joe you lost your mojo bro. Hang up the skates!!

[silentghost23]

At least Joe tried to show some fire towards the end but how do the Sharks respond after he fights Getzlaf?, they go out and lose 4-1. Joe is part of the problem but its not all on his shoulders, how about Patrick Marleau??? The Captain of the team??? Heres a guy who never steps it up and he is supposed to be the Captain? How does Marleau lead by example? People say he cares but does he show it? Go out and play with some heart damn it, because Joe is a target but Marleau is the bigger problem

[ReyandHbk101]

Fuck you

[by2004]

NO-SHOW-JOE commented after the loss to the habs that teams didn't know how to play a bigger and superior team. Strangest comment seeing that they lost to the habs.

[so2weeksago]

he's one of the best in the league

and he also chokes harder than anyone in the league

go joe go.

[fhdfbfhu]

For a hockey player that has a million dollar salary , you'd think he'd have a way better toaster.

[mpmcufc666]

i got the same prob as him as well lol

[kingmidas100]

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what the fuck?\/

[bivolcicstud1]

Joe is da best player in the world i am happy that he is on the sharks go Big Joe

[joe579003]

Lol don't drink the kool aid Drew Remenda gives ya.

[danynumero6]

Joe Thornton = best player in the world

[krawzking]

dont worry joe, happens to me all the time

[k3nchapman]

hows that wonderbread treating you?

[IrishLad09]

yeah joe i hate when that happends. more power to ya man.

[stevebernierfan56]

that is too funny! i feel bad for him though lol

[Soulbuddies]

what song is this?

[by2004]

uh duh... we're just big, uh duh, we're just strong. teams don't know how to play us uh duh. your team just lost dumb ass. stupid ass bitch. can't wait till you go down with a major injury. sharks will choke in playoffs again!

[Captainhappyface]

Is it just me, or does Joe Thornton look like Chuck Norris?

[roostersmash]

he totally does

[ZomgL33tZors]

Or does Chuck Norris look like Joe Thornton?

[sasquatch121]

funny funny funny!

[shootdoggy14]

no sorry about that he lives in the same town i do during the off season and my bro has hung out with him a couple times and if u dont believe my i will prove it this summer

[GoShrks7]

Oh, I love Joe. He seems like such a nice guy... plus, he's not too bad at hockey either.

[shootdoggy14]

haha, joe thornton he lives in my big brother hung out with him a couple times and he lives down my uncles street i may be going to the same highschool he went to

[LeoWarrior14]

Yep sure you are.

[4znwarrior10]

ur retarted he lives in your brother??? lmao

[alucardXX2009]

yeah and mjonathan cheechoo lives in my grandma.....WTF?

[SkittyGrl300]

First The Toast and then the toaster. Ha. They should have random NHL players do something for the promo when they're off the ice.

[laxkidd110]

lol good commercial

[SunnyDB1TCH]

hockey commericals are always funny

[omegaultima990]

thornton* lol

[omegaultima990]

lmao throton rox XD

[orokamarou16]

i love to watch nhl promo

[xaxi2007]

Thorton is Chuck Norris

[Larxenez]

lol yes he is :)

[SunnyDB1TCH]

I AM CHUCK NORRIS

[pilleneske]

Funny

[sez550a]

Toast-1

Thornton-0

[bocklow]

This vidieo is funny.

[courttart5]

Joe should never become a dad!!

[Jraw72]

haha Thorton fails at toast!

[PilotOfNorway91]

"TOAST!" :D

+1.

[NYRangersFan94]

i love these commercials. lol

[Jodox]

My toaster fails like Thornton's. But can't he afford a new one...?

[tsrules84]

hockeys players are just like you and me + there good at hockey + the ones like thornton and chara are giants

[MachodaTTC]

ew... who eats toast... whenever i make toast it turns out like that so i just quit

[Mythicalmonstre]

FAIL.

[XxTOMpolishxX13]

exactly what i said before i even saw ur comment

[Brewcannon]

Soooo sherrach898, do your old man and joe sit around and talk about all of joe's first and second round playoff eliminations?

[sherrach898]

joe's house does not look like that pfft!!! I've been to his house 1 billion and 1 times. He's my dad's best friend :P

[Unheardnirvana2]

creepy motherfucker

[Ovechkin8thornton19]

love joe thornton i think he shoud be shark captain

[iamsosmrt8]

Ya Marleau sucks at being captain

Joe Thornton C

Mike Grier A

Dan Boyle A

Jeremy Roneck A

It should be like that

[MWLtube]

Marleau is a great captain not the best sharks captain thats owen nolan FTW

[iamsosmrt8]

I know Nolan is the best captain adn i was hoping theyd sign him this summer(instead of the wild) and Marleau is a good captain but maybe if tehy take the C away for a while he starts to play harder and better unlike last season all im sayin is No C for marleau mgiht mean better playing

[Music7793]

lol! I like that promo.

[PerfectGurl11]

hahhaha thats so funny !!

Hes so cute with her toasts xD Lol

[gcdcjccc]

except they're a lot richer

[im4mateo]

yea lol

[hannahbadtana]

lol

[StaryNight17]

He Would B The 1 2 Burn The Toast!

[TyTy2437]

man he was awesome during his bruin days i wish we still had him and its because of that stupid trade with those three losers who arent even on the team and contributed nothing. Ever since then we've been nothing at least until now.

[harrymail7]

bruins fans love him

[trampslikeus75]

does anyone know the title of the music?? it makes the whole commercial

[urfaceismessed]

joe is the shit!

[Chevybaltss]

My toaster always dos that... =Þ

[AGP12345]

traitor. lol jk.

[LemieuxNHL66]

are u a bruins or sharks fan???

[AGP12345]

lol bruins fan. Im just kidding, he's still cool.

[LemieuxNHL66]

oh i see. Are all Bruins fans mad or cool with Joe or do you not know any Bruin's fans?

[AGP12345]

eh, bruins fans still like him, but most of us stil wish he was still on the bruins.

[LemieuxNHL66]

lol. You can blame your GM for that. But hell bruins have Svarad and he's getting tons of assits this season. Joe will have the most assists at the end of the season but Svarad was really close to beating him for that. Plus if Joe never left i don't know how Svarad would play with less ice time. How's Sturm by the way he doin good? For the sharks he was the guy that would score most of our PP goals.

[AGP12345]

yeah sturm the leading goal scorer for the bruins right now.

[vermontrosie]

i love joe thorton

[benreedijk]

I like the sweetish twins more (Sedin twins)

[danymarie14]

stupid toaster!

[michaelh6]

This video just made me hungry for toast AND hockey..Big Joe's the man.

[CaptainMcDangle]

C'mon Joe where are those soft hands? lol

[zdsa159]

hahahahahaha soooo funny!!! love you joe!!!

[rjmcleod24]

Gotta hate that shit... the butter's too hard to spread... melt that shit in the microwave Joe!

[pengull]

i love how hes holding in a smile the whole time

[igloojhhockey]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats funny