Dumb Ass
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  • i think he took an arrow to the knee

  • This is very sad!!!

  • Wow after all that dude still aint get a bottle of hennessey dumbaaaassss!

  • 1:00 Yeah because thats what I do when I break into a store. Grab a shopping cart and casually browse the selection. Dumbass.

  • he deserves an award for this.

  • lmao

  • Um stupid ass criminals. Think about this jackasses. Stealing is WORK why dont you just get a fukin Job and youll get paid with no chance of going to jail. Either way you look at it. You till have to Work whether you steal it or earn it you have to use energy to get it dumb asses

  • He prob. listens to this same shit you playin.

  • you have got to be the dumbest sum bitch in the world. i thought i seen it all

  • u dumb ass nice vid i pissed myself

  • dude if u c me i live at 123 fake street come and rob ill sit there and eat popcorn watching u fail at stealings ill even throw up the things u want to steal u stupid fuck nice vid i pissed how stupid this guy is thx for that hahs

  • Up for best criminal of all time award!!!

  • WTF! is this guy retarded

    

  • hahaha what an idiotic bastard

  • The idea is good the execution not so much. I'm just curiouse how he doesn't get himself hurt worse, if at all.

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  • THIS DUDE IS A GENIOUS. Steal the smokes, and smoke em infront of the fuzz. what a beast. its okay that he got arrested.... hes black ;)

  • LMFAO.... he graves the shopping cart...lol by far the most best criminal...lol

  • Why didnt he just ask for the keys?

  • No better song for this vid. Free dumbass he been punished enough

  • Oh emm gee what a genius he could consider climbing lessons!

  • Oh yea he's just the best criminal i've ever seen (hint the sarcasm)

  • @brucegor At least the criminal mind has a chance of reform. Dumbass racists are beyond all hope.

  • @BrenBrenBrenH Amen dude.

  • LOL

  • THIS IS GOT TO BE THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER I EVER SEEN YO!!

  • AHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAAHAAA!!!

    minus points on his part

  • what a dumb ass that had to hurt when he fell on that shelf of licker

  • love it

  • Jackass...

  • WOW! that was the funniest thing i've seen really, I bet he wishes he had a way out! DAmn that was the greatest.

  • fuNny EVer!!!

  • holy shit the fucking hip hop music ruins it all

  • Pure brilliance

  • I watch this video to make me feel better.

  • The name of this video fits him PERFECTLY!...How come he didn't just come in the regular way?!?!!?.IDIOT...PEOPLE THESE DAYZ!

  • @Kiki (/KairiMcEwin)

    well,, stat's stupid.. got 12 seconds to midnight..

    Maybe make an exception?

    11..

    10..

    9..

  • 1:00 shoplifting with a ... sure... 0:36 Falling through the roof... how dumb can you possible be? 1:56 well, kinda dumb... (IT'S BLOCKED SKR!) 2:10 OMG.. so close and still miss the camera... total fail.. what was he trying to get away with? 4 packs of sigarets? after all, it was really funny. (BTW, i'm not trying to be racistic or some kind of. this is just too crazy what that guy tries to do. @everyone that thinks i'm racistic: Sorry that i talk like this, but c'mon! if you see him. -.- )
  • @hikl4889 learn to spell cigarettes you dumb fuck

  • WOW fukin hilarious btw great vid

  • Wow, that was a dumb ass. Nice vid.

  • jajaja fuckin dumb ass... lol at .38 sec and 1.56. =D

  • lmao..that's too funny

  • HAAAAAAAA, this is the funniest Shit ever. LOL WTF

  • @KairiMcEwin fuck off

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  • hehe

  • co za dupek takich to trzeba niszczyć....

  • music fits da vid. and lol he got stuck

  • I don't think he was sober. Please... please tell me he wasn't sober...

    I wonder if he needed stitches after all that.

  • FAIL

  • 0:34 and 1:52 ROFL hahahah

  • there was a keg near the door!! grab it and smash the door???

  • wow, wow, wow... how the hell do you break into a store and cant get out i... i mean, well, how can... nvm this guy is to stupid to even insult did laugh hard though

  • lol  no comment

  • what a fucking asshole he didnt smash the window or anything

  • who gets stuck in a store they broke into? really!? cmon now think! its not that hard.

  • Made me lol pretty hard

  • throughout the entire video i saw many attempts to open the door but not one try at unlocking it.

  • *Jaw dropping speechless*

    *Laughing out Loudly*

  • All I could think of was Tyrone Biggums " ohhh I can get some money fo dis " Damn i love crack heads

  • wow what a dumbass ever think of smashing the window?

  • lmao he tried he was too fat and lazy to get through, he gave up

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  • i "NEVER" robbed a store be4 but IF I WOULD i would plan a way out of the store... this guy is SO STUIPD! btw, good vid :D

  • He falls twice but gets back up - in the store he keeps on limping about - can't get out - He locked himself in so he just lays down when the cops get there - idiot!!!

    BTW how could he have been any more stupid; he could have set teh place on fire...

  • A criminal mastermind!

  • pure genius. !

  • Punished by gravity.

  • lol my stomach hurts from laughing.. HA! ha!

  • God how much of a dumbass can he get by the way nice music choice

  • AWESOME. Perfect 10 of 10.

  • Rofl--lmfao

  • priceless, this was funny =)

  • Funny, but this song is a piece of crap.

  • what an idiot hehehe

  • i remember this on tv

  • did he even steal anything?lol

  • CLASSIC VIDEO!

  • lol

  • 2:00 the poor bottles. and ti think they get it hard when they are drank.

  • WTFuck?! @ 1:56

  • SEE THE BOTTLES FALLIN ON HI M

  • That guy is crazy!

  • Damn, surprised he got up from that NASTY fall at 0:38.

  • Man L'dMAO when he jumped back up in the roof and fell back down. I completely lost it.

  • after all that he still stands up. is it a robot or a human? kinda reminds me of terminator. lol

  • True, lol.

  • dude thats just plain ignorent

  • lol

  • that is not a good robber

    HaHahaHa

  • Stupid fucker hehe..

  • How Shame , watta dumb arse !! SHAME LOSER !!

  • mission impossible.

    THE RETURN

  • wow! 1:58 was the best, saw that coming

  • man that guy is dumb.........lol

  • lololololololololl oh shit shitlolollolololhahahhhahahahh­hFUCKhahahahahhahahahahahahaha­haha fuck fuck dick fuck damn kock shit pussy happy fuck face :)

  • LMAO!!! at the end i love that he gives up hahaha,we need to get this guy back out on the streets so we can have a dumb ass 2!!!!!

  • That's a hell of a professional.

  • WHAT A RETARD haahahahhha !!

  • thats funny

  • That guy fucked up lol i fell off my chair wen i saw it

  • A man broke into our store and spent 5hours trying to break into safe... with a hammer (from OUR store!) At least he found away back out. Retarded.

  • all that for, what?

  • The world would be a safer place if all criminals were this stupid.

  • hahaha that is fuckin hilarious laughed my ass off when he fell outs the roof

  • Damn that guys a dumbass...I wouldn't want to be him explaining how he got caught to his celly & jail homies.

  • i seened this on tv

  • OMG he must be drunk lol

  • i think he was high :P

  • omg this dude is a fuckin retard. when he fell through the roof i spit out the soda in my mouth. i couldn't stop laughing.

  • wow how fucken stupid can you be u break in to a store and u cant get out first of all i would of checked for cameras and i would of climbed down not fallen this shows all u dumb asses out there plan a HEAD U MORON

  • seriously now... he broke in then couldn't figure out how to get out? How fucking stupid can you get. I kind of like how he just gives up at the end and smokes a cig while waiting for the cops to show up -_-

  • If your gonna break in to someplace, better know how to break out. What a fucking MORON!

  • im trapped in a liquor store LET ME OUT!!!

  • Wow... stunning stupidity. There are lab animals which are smarter than that guy.

  • He DESERVES a cap in his ass.

  • bet he was/is on drugs

  • That guy deserves a pat on the back for his persistence.

  • lol I hope that guy realizes how stupid he is lol

  • lmfao when he climbs the ladder and falls on his back on the bottles

  • Hahaha fucken hell that rules

  • Wow. that was so fucking funny!!!!! what a stupid dumb ass. they wont let u out!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • coño pero que cabron tan mas pendejo... hahahahaha LoL! dejenlo libre esta todo pendejo

  • I wish every criminal was this stupid.

  • shouldt this guy be injured

  • wow my IQ just went down... LOL i hope he has internet acces in prison... so he can rrealize HES AN IDIOT!!!!

  • this made my day... lol at the shopping cart.

  • PRICELESS!! THAT IS SO FRICKEN FUNNY

  • 1:50

  • roflmao

  • he is so frikin STUPID!!if he was gana get his face on the the camera, he might as well break the front door and enter instead of going through the front door.

  • that shit is too damn funny! what a fuckin' goof!!!!

  • LOL!! 0:37

  • AHAHAHAHAHAH SMOOOOTH

  • we need this guy out of jail and back on the streets! the sooner we do, the sooner we can get Dumb Ass 2, the sequel.

  • lol! oncore

  • encore.

  • i belive this guy had a crazy idea of dong this when he was high as a kite, ROFLMAO

  • what a fukcing moron

    he shoudl have broke the door from the outside and came in. not killing himself and jumping from the roof and then breaking it when he wanted to leave

    what a fucking idiot

  • There's a daily dosage of comedy! XD

  • haha just takin his sweet ass time with that shopping cart! hahaha im sure he cudda found a way to bust out of there tho

  • its evident now that he does not take ladder safety to heart. I think they should force criminals to watch ladder safety videos in prison. It would lower the criminal fatality rate.

  • Poetic justice is sooo sweet.

  • how many tiles did he take out? o.0 wow

  • LLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLO

  • If he's not worried about the cameras, then why try and be so entricate with the break in.

  • He didn't want to set off the store alarms...

  • Dumb ass yes, but Jesus love him anyways

  • LMFAO he went around with a shopping kart!!!!

    AHHHAHAHAH

  • OMG! I just love watching people fall down... especailly when they are as stupid as this crack head.

    Whatever he is on, please pass some my way. *lol*

  • wtf thats just pitifle... and prity funny... a true dumbass

  • ahaha wat a dumbass. xD

  • dumb ass!

  • Yes nomulticult, he is a stalker, you got that right. I wish he would just go away.

  • Haha, a younger person stalking a way older woman? Sure, whatever, you're lost. Continue to insult your's truly, It don't bother me.

  • Damn, you want me to acknowledge your existence so badly, you even post paragraphs. Man, I ain't

    even gonna read them. Typical nazi bitch boy words. Yep that's right you are only a typing tough guy.

  • LOL You are all worked up over a comment, That's right use profanity you uneducated loser. Don't feel bad, TSO always pisses off local morons. As for 300 lb. loser, I don't think you should share your weight with everyone else. LOL you're mad. TSO is triumphant AGAIN.

  • LOL

  • Billions of vids. and you were "lucky" enough to find the one with TSO communicating with RQ? Yea ,some accident that was, I still pity you. Me Find her? Hmmm, looks like you did the same. Huh, believe you? Are you GAY? If you are this ends here TSO does NOT exchange comments with Gays.OWNED again

  • 1. Make me leave her alone.

    2. sad cunt? It's actually sadder that you had to go out of your way and find me all tucked under this vids. comments. Sad sad cunt. I pity you.

    3.OWNED

  • LMAO! That wasn't a very well thought out plan....but hilarious all the same.

  • Let's fuck sometime. I'm not 86, go see his channel for proof.

  • He threw a bottle at the camera and missed completely! LOL

  • that store kicked his ass

  • what a dumb shit oh and if any of u here r shoplifters dont do it it doesnt make u special or cool or anything

  • LOL

  • HOLYYLLLY shit the guy that fell off of the ladder has to be the fuckin funniest thing i seen in my life

  • Jeeezus, 10,000 sperm and HE was the fastest???

  • LMFAO!!

  • Even better , he was the first of millions... :O

  • hahaha hillarious!!! that is so stupid! leaving so much evidence?!? breaking the roof? he needs to get better at climbing and hiding evidence how dumb

  • Haha this is definitely the best fuck up I've seen

  • lmao hes locked up already cops dont ened to pick him up xD

  • what a dumb fuck

  • didn't have a plan fot this, just stormed right in; cloths not suited for this kinda work, and his IQ is too low

    EPIC FAIL moronic ugly black guy

  • you dumbass braking in and just sitting thre and wating for the cops

    DUMBASS

  • All that for a drink??? it dint even look like he took ne cash...