Welcome to Retsuprae

[PlaneFreak]

That. VOICE.

[ILuvSauce13]

Trailer to the new and improved version of magnificent seven. Featuring: Slowbeef, Diabetus, Proteus, Dave_O, Schmorky, ChipCheezum, and Ironicus.

[MrKelerman]

Does anyone know what is the game at 0:33? If you do PLEASE let me know, it looks awesome :)

[sirgaz]

@MrKelerman It's Prey, it had some cool ideas but it was a crap game. However prey 2 is in development and it looks so much better

[MrKelerman]

@sirgaz Thanks a lot!

[SatomiForward]

Dude, you have... You have an EXCELLENT voice. For sounding super serious, all while still making fun of them. Good work sir. Earned a suscriber.

[schtolteheim]

I thought the retsupurae crew were the ones with the inflated egos.

[123698lol]

@schtolteheim No, they're actually funny, it's a different kind of concept that bad lpers don't seem to get.

[CianCQ]

@schtolteheim They can have some kind of ego since they literally invented Let's playing.

[Venomous9]

Where did the SMW clip used as an example of a singalong Let's Play come from?

[jongyon7192p]

Let's pray......

[PhantomSavage]

You've got a good voice. I would know, I'm a voice actor XD... but I've listened to your Tresspasser LP and various random videos, and I have to say you do have a REALLY good voice... I'm mainly into animation, but your voice really suits narrative and commerical voice work, you should give a try some time =3

[MST3Kbot]

I feel like I'm about to watch an awesome Western in which Slowbeef, Diabetus, Eletrical Beast, and BillyMC have a Mexican Stand off.

[progrockcoffee]

Retsupurae shome-a high-quarity videor gamesh!

[Boeeeps]

You sound a lot like that guy that talks before Beavis & Butthead. That's funny cuz it's pretty much the same situation; an intro before a couple of guys make fun of whatever they're watching.

[KingOfKatamari]

Research indicates that your voice is the best narration voice on the Internet.

[CommanderMantis]

Decades from now, when Ken Burns makes a documentary series about Retsuprae, this is how it will start.

[5282890]

Retsuprae is kinda like the Men in black of let's play

[DvChappelle]

I never knew how to pronounce Retsuprae until now. It's the engrish varient of "Let's Play" XD

[stickfighter9]

I want to fuck ResearchIndicates' voice.

That is all.

[steveharley0345]

The king's speech? More like Jeremy's speech.

[bhelish]

Can someone tell me the name of the game at 0:25

[loldude83]

@bhelish If you're thinking about playing it, I would think again until you think something else.

Anything else.

That's motherfucking Daikatana.

If you still don't know what I'm talking about I'd advise you watch the LP that clip is from:

archive . org/details/LP_Daikatana

[bhelish]

@loldude83 Thanks sorry to bug you again about this but would you tell me what is the game at 0:34?

[loldude83]

@bhelish Sorry, bro, no Idea.

Looks pretty awesome though, I want to know now too.

[pooman2278]

@bhelish Pretty sure that was Prey. Decent game actually.

[DeanSatan]

i love haste and poor quality. .. but also your videos.

[SSj5Bob]

riffing on terrible lets plays has never sounded so epic

[jons44]

The retsuprae guys really deserve better notoriety like the AVGN. Their whole theme of attacking worthless quality vids is spot on and I'm glad someone out there has the balls to do it.

[2ndrateentertainmet]

@jons44 other people do it too but they are the best

[jons44]

@2ndrateentertainmet Really? I found these guys by accident on a game reviewer's page. Some guy called Urinatingtree. It was one of their videos making fun of that guy Navg8tr, which had me rolling. After that, I was hooked.

[loldude83]

@jons44 That's not what I think retsuprae is about, slowbeef did the first video LP ever, and before that he did a fuckton of screenshot LPs, I think his point is really that these idiots can't take criticism; it's not really about quality levels, it's about their arrogance and absolute refusal to change the way they do anything.

I mean slowbeef almost always refers to the reactions of viewers in his LPs, and addresses their concerns.

Usually in a dickish manner, but it's slowbeef, so ya know.

[MaulMachine]

@loldude83

That's a reasonable point. There are other LPers - even among the SA LP old guard - who are much worse at handling critique.

[BlackIceDragon2005]

YOU ARE LOVING DICKS

[mattmattmattm]

this is simply epic

[notyoursavior78]

This is as moving as the first time I saw this two years ago. If Retsupurae did make an actual tv show (a tv show these days also actually worth watching). This would have to be the introduction to the series.

[artman40]

I watched many Retsupurae videos and can't believe how many let's players said things like "Now we jump! Yea! Jumping is good! I like to jump afternoon!" (and other nonsensial commentary like that) .

[JuiceMalouse]

Is it just me or does that picture of Wolf with the unregistered hypercam 2 logo and the BAD ASS!!!!!! caption embody everything bad about let's plays?

[ResearchIndicates]

@JuiceMalouse That is pretty much how I felt

[GeneticKH]

@ResearchIndicates Wow, you have a badass trailer voice.

[NorisomWorld]

I think I am okay but I'm still probably Retsupurae worthy.

[BrotherOfMetal2]

Because today, Retsupurae.

Epic.

[danbri28]

I'm still trying to figure out which of the three I fit in.

[TariqAlSuave]

That was pretty tits.

[Bastiest]

This was just beautiful...

[JoesGuy]

ResearchIndicates sounds like the narrator in Treasures of the Deep for PS1.

[symnzXx]

this is amazingly well done

good job dude

[ElfOfJapan]

Who's that guy in this live action sample: 1:27?

[Jakeallen86]

Bang. Owned. More Voice. better than Moregan Freeeemen..

[Link00065]

i think im good im think im one of the people that dont have time to write a script but do it but its ok i dont think im one that retsupurea will do

[MrXman49O]

I don't know what's best: the background music, this guy's voice, or the art of trolling failures.

[FatalKitsune]

I would listen to Research Indicates read the phone book.

[SylvanLynch]

I love your voice. You have the best voice. Please, say more things.

[DjLizard0]

Incredible.

[MyChemicalBromance]

Is this the same guy that did the whole epic trailer thing of that kids Sonic LP story thing?

[PsychoJosh]

what's this music?

[Teeg32]

I just like listening to RsrchIndicates talking. He's like the Tom Bodett of LP.

[DinnerMission]

@Teeg32

I'd go as far as saying that he is the LP equivalent to Morgan Freeman!

[ZachRules97]

What is the song in the background? It's very fitting.

[bucketfan4life]

Someone retsuprae me! Please. :P

[SylvanLynch]

@bucketfan4life

If you know your work is deserving of a retsupurae, maybe you should stop making videos.

[bucketfan4life]

@SylvanLynch Boy you must be desperate for a response, you went for a comment that's three months old(No disrespect meant.). I wasn't trying to disrespect this guy or anyone that does retsuprae, all I was doing was being playful. How about quit it with comment necromancy? :3

[gyrobotZ]

Retsuprae for mercy for you will experience Evaxephon, 13 year old children and machoscists who think Kaizo Mario and IWTG will propel you to instant fame.

[DissonanceEngineer]

Can anyone tell me what the videos at 30 seconds, and what the game/video is at 46?

[blasphemymaster]

Yeah, what was the thing at 46 seconds. It looks cool.

[Darkspine345]

@DissonanceEngineer the video at 30 seconds is cybershell13. I don't know what the game at 46 is.

[DissonanceEngineer]

@Darkspine345 - Thank you so much.

[Darkspine345]

@DissonanceEngineer No problem.

[CasualVideoGamer]

This is like... a promo for Retsupurae. Kinda reminds of those warnings before Beavis & Butt-head. "Yeah, you know those good videos? These aren't them. These videos are shit. Who better to own all these self-absorbed fuckers that act like YT subscribers are actually friends... that Retsupurae."

[zeldaboy411]

retsuprae is fucking awsome.

[TD1Celestial]

This isn't a video. It's a minute and a half long movie.

[WVI]

I love how the downvoters thought that was derision.

[Natendo64]

Watching good Let's Plays makes me want to make my own, watching retsupurae makes me slap myself whenever I entertain that thought. God bless them for making fun of the thirteen year olds.

[DarkraiPwnz0rz]

Retsupurae convert bad videos into good ones.

[munkyboywndr]

lol 666 ratings.

[TheEgotasticRipoff]

Retsuprae is truly one of the greatest youtube profiles out there. God bless them.

[celestialgames]

I think this by far one of the greatest videos in creation

[SpawnofHastur]

I really LOVE ResearchIndicates voice.

He sounds like he should be doing voice-overs for documentaries.

[PocketLoli]

I agree. I was kind of sad to see that he only had one LP.

[Arcname]

@SpawnofHastur Well, he *does* do voice-overs....

[YooToobCanSuckIt]

@SpawnofHastur nofuckingshit

[megamanpda]

0:47 - What game is that?

[RT55J]

Lyle in Cube Sector

[megamanpda]

Thanks!

[ChrisWasHere59]

I hope like 5 years down the road they make a Retsupurae movie

[stinkoman2x6]

it'll have BillyMc, MuscleBummer, and ElectricalBeast joining forces to stop Navigator and other shitty let's players from gang raping our heroes all up in the ass.

I would so pay to watch this.

[ChrisWasHere59]

If it was on dvd I would buy the metal boxed set

[BARMN89]

Really? I always imagined a retupurae movie to be more like a high school. BillyMc is the weak nerdy kid, MuscleBummer is some football star, and ElectricalBeast is some forign exchange student. the actural Retsupurae guys would be teachers, constently questioning the sanity of the kids. Also their would be this drug called "Savestate" or "Camquarter" or something like that.

[stinkoman2x6]

YES

[Dustyj13]

i'd watch it

[SMB298513]

TELEPORT! WHEN MARIO WAS A BAAABY.

[Punisher106]

TELEPOR*

[Evan121991]

@BARMN89 SirRonLionheart would be the vampiric principal.

[CaptainTinTyrant]

& cornshaq. they need a badass

[tentril]

and then rijno can be the annoying kid that no one likes.

[CaptainTinTyrant]

& billy's older brother jacob would be the bad guy

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

@stinkoman2x6 RETSUPURAE; THE MOVIE WILL FEATURE BILLYMC IN A COMING OF AGE FILM

[shimazu32]

Tom Bodett? Is that you?

Will you leave the light on for me?

[BooDoug187]

If Retsuprae ever became a television show, this would be a great 1st season opener.

[Highstar25]

I was just thinking exactly the same thing XD

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@BooDoug187 well they are kinda like MST3K

[Bastiest]

@BooDoug187 Yeah, but at first they would need to waste first 10 episodes to explain US audience what Let's play is.

[GeneralcornrowWalice]

wow man, you sounded like the perfect voice actor. Similar to the guy who narrirated 1000 ways to die and Fallout 3

[Mojotechmk1]

What's the game at 0:50?

[noooodl]

Lyle in Cube Sector

[MrContingencyT]

ResearchIndicates has the greatest voice on youtube

[KingHookJ]

No PsychedelicEyeball has the greatest voice on youtube.

[MrContingencyT]

I'll have to agree with you there, ResearchIndicates has the second greatest voice.

[teath123]

He's probably my least favourite goon Let's player.

Doesn't make him bad.

[KingHookJ]

So some of the shitty LPers like RedChocobo and SomeCoolGuy are better than him? :P

[teath123]

Well, I just find his voice really... annoying.

It's like him in some Ret videos, I can laugh with Slowbeef and the usual, but.. his accent, I just can't laugh at it.. >.>

[GmodAddict]

This should be the intro to the Retsupurae movie. :V

[DarkCybrid]

at 00:25 , what game is under the word "proteus"?

[harr6656]

Daikatana: Proteus and Suspicious did an LP of it almost two years ago. You can find it on the lp archive.

[p3ngu1n48]

mario kart 64

[360gameking]

wen he was talking about people who put alot of time into there lets plays i instantly thought of chuggaconroy

[disturbed119]

aaaa i realize now what retsupree means now

its engrish if spoken with a Japanese accent

its sounds as Lets Play, man im slow

[Kharajo]

Wow I totally hadn't figured that out yet, either!

I suddenly feel a lot dumber..

[TheDJ17]

I always thought it meant something like "retard' in Japanese.

[IoIwut]

No, that would be "TheDJ17".

[sails1993]

i didnt know that either -.-...

[supaflyjohnson]

Obligatory your-voice-is-awesome comment.

[JaeEffingKae]

I second that.

[Reaprar]

Pretty cool bro.

[BaerXIII]

What's the game at :42?

[hbomberguy]

Prince of Persia 3d?

[BaerXIII]

The one after that.

[twentyseventhletteer]

g mod i think

[BaerXIII]

Thank you

[AerobicRobot]

It's Mistake Of Pythagoras, a HL2 mod, played by joats. You can find it on the Let's Play Archive.

[XJoeyJordison666X]

its half life 2 with g mod

[shawngus]

Can you please tell me the name of the song?

[omegainvasionisback]

Thanx

[omegainvasionisback]

what is retsuprae's new account name?

[loIipz]

retsuplay

[teath123]

Youtube suspended em..

[captinjingles]

This is such an excellent summary of not only Retsupurae, but of Let's Plays in general. Bravo. (P.S. Just letting everyone who reads this comment know; Retsu is back with a new account called Retsuplay. Spread the word.)

[Polterguist666]

They have a new Youtube account; I think its called retsuplay. If that's not it, search retsupuare suspended and look in the comment section; it should be in there somewhere.

[syllvia1]

Does anyone know what game that is at 52? I'm thinking some dinosaur game, but I am not certain.

[Scampist]

That'd be the first No One Lives Forever.

NOLF and NOLF2 are very good games. :)

[syllvia1]

Oh... I really should have spotted that. -_-

Thank you

[RABBIDGamfan]

And now they're suspended.

So the real question is: where are they now?

[Iwuznothere]

They'll be back. As long as there are bad YouTube videos, someone will retsuprae.

But they still have twitter and viddler accounts if you're really curious.

[RABBIDGamfan]

Where is the Viddler account? I know ChipcheezumSA have one, but I haven't found one for Chip and Ironicus's retspuraes.

[RABBIDGamfan]

Maybe it's a pesky Robots file that's keeping the pages from popping up on Google, but I can't seem to find these guys Viddler or Twitter accounts anywhere. It would really help if someone would throw me a bone, here. :/

[ThreelineProd]

they are back. check there twitter they have a new account because of some donations. couple o fmy friends i make movies with are gonna do a few.

[Quate32]

What is their twitter page? I remember going to it but can't find it on Google.

[SaitoAOG]

i have to admit that alot of peaple talk the shit out of there lets plays.

[MrNobodysPinealGland]

I loved your Trespasser LP

[Polterguist666]

What is that video at 1:28?

[OfficialMC2]

ChipCheezum and John aka FilmsForFustilarians are pretty good too, but nobody tops the originals.

[FanskitFiesta]

But don't give Credit to General Ironicus and Jordan aka Fanskit Fiesta...

jerk. :(

[OfficialMC2]

My subscription isn't enough for you?

I'M FILING FOR DIVORCE.

[Dreader92]

Omg god can it be...a video about Retsupurae that isn't yelling at them! Im in heaven!

[RvBFanatic]

Retsupurae- Engrish for Let's Play.

These people are the best users in youtube by far. Taking shitty LP's, and turning them into something new and more enjoyable.

[TheLetterNate]

That was surprisingly informative...

[Entamrik]

This may be the greatest trailer I've even seen. Fuck exploding helicopters, I'd find a blank screen with you talking more enjoyable.

[Undertaker3879]

Crap! I accidently gave it 2 stars.. I would give it 5 though it's hilarious!

[metaknightZX]

I Finally Get The Name Now...

A Badly Said Version Of Letsplay

[Bladedlightning]

"Let's Play" said with a stereotypical chinese/japanese accent.

[050295]

The Engrish version of Let's Play.

[EighteenCharacters]

Ug.. milk through the nose hilarious. 5 stars.

[TheNerdator]

What is that song in the background?

[Dokupenda]

1:06

What fucking video is that?

[harr6656]

I think (hope) its a parody LP. The game is Captain Novalin, a diabetes educational side scroller.

[SuziG23]

Oh God! I just had an orgasm over his sexy voice!

[zelpree]

Retsupurae- the best f***ing user on youtube.

Lets Play - A walkthrough.

[czeineh]

Just in case you're not trolling, look up the user name "retsupurae". The title of this video misspelled the name.

[Mored0ts]

Oh my god I frekking love his voice.

Plus this is awesome.

[MrWhiscash]

Okay, the last line of that made me laugh out loud.